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(Popoholic)   Hayden Panettiere jumps into a tiny bikini and tells a not-so-funny joke for Esquire   (popoholic.com) divider line 223
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2012-12-12 11:37:29 AM
Hmmm, did she get implants? She's a very attractive girl, but based on what I've seen of her in interviews, she very much falls under the don't stick it in crazy rule
 
2012-12-12 11:45:48 AM

spman: Hmmm, did she get implants? She's a very attractive girl, but based on what I've seen of her in interviews, she very much falls under the don't stick it in crazy rule


She's shaped like a fire hydrant. She has Peter Dinklage's body from her midsection down.
 
2012-12-12 11:46:59 AM
Hayden Panettiere jumps into a tiny bikini


I presume everyone stopped reading at this juncture.
 
2012-12-12 12:01:07 PM

kronicfeld: spman: Hmmm, did she get implants? She's a very attractive girl, but based on what I've seen of her in interviews, she very much falls under the don't stick it in crazy rule

She's shaped like a fire hydrant. She has Peter Dinklage's body from her midsection down.


God I hope not.
 
2012-12-12 12:03:08 PM
fc09.deviantart.net
img524.imageshack.us
She has been cloned and likes to lick things. Imagine.
 
2012-12-12 12:29:57 PM
I'd Pete her Dinklage, if you know what I mean.
 
(If you do please tell me as I have no idea what I mean.)
 
2012-12-12 12:38:34 PM

spman: Hmmm, did she get implants?



Oh, most definitely.

images.dailyfill.com

cdn05.cdn.justjared.com

i40.tinypic.com
 
2012-12-12 12:45:53 PM
Ketchup?
 
2012-12-12 12:47:13 PM

mcmnky: Ketchup?


Told you it wasn't funny.
 
2012-12-12 12:51:36 PM

kronicfeld: spman: Hmmm, did she get implants? She's a very attractive girl, but based on what I've seen of her in interviews, she very much falls under the don't stick it in crazy rule

She's shaped like a fire hydrant. She has Peter Dinklage's body from her midsection down.


And yet I still want to churn her lady-parts like butter.
 
2012-12-12 12:53:16 PM

mcmnky: Ketchup?


Catsup?
 
2012-12-12 12:53:20 PM

AdolfOliverPanties: [fc09.deviantart.net image 600x450]
[img524.imageshack.us image 400x301]
She has been cloned and likes to lick things. Imagine.


I'd lick her clone things, if ya know what I mean, and I think you do.
 
2012-12-12 12:55:59 PM
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/despite (or maybe because of) the crazy hair, probably the highlight of her career.
 
2012-12-12 12:57:10 PM

Sybarite: spman: Hmmm, did she get implants?


Oh, most definitely.

[images.dailyfill.com image 500x500]

[cdn05.cdn.justjared.com image 300x300]

[i40.tinypic.com image 460x460]


That doesn't convince me. She was famous when she was like 18/19 (now 24). If she started taking birth control it could make her chesitcles go from an A to a C easily over that course of time.
 
2012-12-12 12:58:44 PM

thecpt: Sybarite: spman: Hmmm, did she get implants?


Oh, most definitely.

[images.dailyfill.com image 500x500]

[cdn05.cdn.justjared.com image 300x300]

[i40.tinypic.com image 460x460]

That doesn't convince me. She was famous when she was like 18/19 (now 24). If she started taking birth control it could make her chesitcles go from an A to a C easily over that course of time.


I'd need to do a tactile test of said chesticles.
 
2012-12-12 01:01:00 PM

thecpt: Sybarite: spman: Hmmm, did she get implants?


Oh, most definitely.

[images.dailyfill.com image 500x500]

[cdn05.cdn.justjared.com image 300x300]

[i40.tinypic.com image 460x460]

That doesn't convince me. She was famous when she was like 18/19 (now 24). If she started taking birth control it could make her chesitcles go from an A to a C easily over that course of time.


Since I don't know how bc works, I didn't know it could do that. Awesome.
 
2012-12-12 01:02:15 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-12-12 01:03:04 PM

Wellon Dowd: [i.imgur.com image 640x563]


Hey, what do ya know...I can see myself in her. :-)
 
2012-12-12 01:05:30 PM
A strong climax was involved in watching that video but it had nothing to do with the joke.
 
2012-12-12 01:07:34 PM

Wellon Dowd: A strong climax was involved in watching that video but it had nothing to do with the joke.


You mean to say...sex?
 
2012-12-12 01:08:10 PM
Whoever wrote the accompanying words to the article (yes, there are words, you may have missed them) should be ashamed of themselves and not be allowed near the internet without parental guidance.
 
2012-12-12 01:08:29 PM
I'd give her BOTH inches!

/Twice!
 
2012-12-12 01:10:45 PM
Is is me, or is she ageing quite badly? She's still "would", but compared to even 2 or 3 years ago, she's lost that cuteness she had.
 
2012-12-12 01:13:35 PM

kronicfeld: spman: Hmmm, did she get implants? She's a very attractive girl, but based on what I've seen of her in interviews, she very much falls under the don't stick it in crazy rule

She's shaped like a fire hydrant. She has Peter Dinklage's body from her midsection down.


That....doesn't make enough sense to be a troll. I don't see what you did there.

AdolfOliverPanties: [fc09.deviantart.net image 600x450]
[img524.imageshack.us image 400x301]
She has been cloned and likes to lick things. Imagine.


Probably the best picture I've seen of any beach.
 
2012-12-12 01:14:34 PM
isn't this the chick being pimped out/banged by her parents?
 
2012-12-12 01:15:53 PM

child_god: isn't this the chick being pimped out/banged by her parents?


No, you're thinking of the Lohan girls.
 
2012-12-12 01:16:35 PM
Tongue punch, fart box, etc....
 
2012-12-12 01:18:28 PM
Hayden Pantyair is a goddess.

i.imgur.com
 
2012-12-12 01:19:26 PM
What, me bookmark?
 
2012-12-12 01:19:42 PM

Wellon Dowd: Hayden Pantyair is a goddess.

[i.imgur.com image 500x717]


I'd worship her, if ya know what I mean, and I think you do.
 
2012-12-12 01:23:13 PM
I'd drink her bath water.
 
2012-12-12 01:24:18 PM

Anderson's Pooper: I'd drink her bath water.


Before or after she bathed?

What if she peed, just a bit, while in the bath?
 
2012-12-12 01:24:52 PM

child_god: isn't this the chick being pimped out/banged by her parents?


Her dad has a record of domestic abuse against mom for sure and possibly abused her too, and Hayden likes to get beat up by her boyfriends. That pro boxer guy she was dating supposedly broke up with her out of a fear of ending up beating her too hard and killing her or something.

She was also involved in the whole 'Room 23' thing, which is where the being pimped out part probably comes from.
 
2012-12-12 01:24:53 PM
Just another female in a bikini.
 
2012-12-12 01:25:15 PM

spman: Hmmm, did she get implants?


If she did, they are well done and fit well on her body.
 
2012-12-12 01:26:33 PM

cig-mkr: Just another female in a bikini.


True...I'd be much more impressed if she shunned expectations, and appeared OUT of the bikini.
 
2012-12-12 01:27:19 PM

PizzaJedi81: Anderson's Pooper: I'd drink her bath water.

Before or after she bathed?

What if she peed, just a bit, while in the bath?


All of the above. And during the bathing process as well.
 
2012-12-12 01:27:33 PM
FTFA: From her playful smile to her awesome cleavage to her tight little tummy to her wicked booty curves to her gummybear thighs...

Her what?
 
2012-12-12 01:28:26 PM

Kali-Yuga: child_god: isn't this the chick being pimped out/banged by her parents?

Her dad has a record of domestic abuse against mom for sure and possibly abused her too, and Hayden likes to get beat up by her boyfriends. That pro boxer guy she was dating supposedly broke up with her out of a fear of ending up beating her too hard and killing her or something.

She was also involved in the whole 'Room 23' thing, which is where the being pimped out part probably comes from.


I'm sorry baby, but you're just too much of a pansy for me. Now, Tatiana Ali? That biatch can hit back!

/Also, Room 23?
//Too lazy to practice google-fu
 
2012-12-12 01:28:44 PM

cig-mkr: Just another female in a bikini.


That's like saying "just another nice rack".

Turn in your Man Card, you have lost all privileges for the remainder of the thread.
 
2012-12-12 01:29:39 PM

The Martian Manhandler: FTFA: From her playful smile to her awesome cleavage to her tight little tummy to her wicked booty curves to her gummybear thighs...

Her what?


You just want to bite them, ya see.
 
2012-12-12 01:32:29 PM

AdolfOliverPanties: [fc09.deviantart.net image 600x450]
[img524.imageshack.us image 400x301]
She has been cloned and likes to lick things. Imagine.


fc09.deviantart.net

Would of been a better 'Multiplicity' movie....
 
2012-12-12 01:35:20 PM
She still got the cheerleader outfit?
 
2012-12-12 01:36:32 PM

PizzaJedi81: her gummybear thighs...

Her what?

You just want to bite them, ya see.


And they smell like fruit.
 
2012-12-12 01:36:52 PM

AntonChigger: /Also, Room 23?
//Too lazy to practice google-fu


There's this whole whispered about prostitution ring rumor in Hollywood. Robert Downey Jr., while writing a gossip column under a pen name, alleges that she was involved. You see that pic up-thread where she looks like a disco-ball? Allegedly that photo was taken for a "coffee table book" that doubles as a catalog for young starlets that very rich men can afford.
 
2012-12-12 01:37:48 PM
BTW, I really like her new show. I don't know if Nashville was picked up for more episodes but it's one of the few new shows I actually got into this season.
 
2012-12-12 01:39:08 PM

PizzaJedi81: The Martian Manhandler: FTFA: From her playful smile to her awesome cleavage to her tight little tummy to her wicked booty curves to her gummybear thighs...

Her what?

You just want to bite them, ya see.


Link
 
2012-12-12 01:40:40 PM

AntonChigger: /Also, Room 23?
//Too lazy to practice google-fu


Link

There's a photo book called Room 23 by a woman named Diana Jenkins containing pics of lots of celebrities, supposedly this photo book is a catalog of sorts for a prostitution ring that includes many current and former celebs.
 
2012-12-12 01:46:43 PM

KatjaMouse: AntonChigger: /Also, Room 23?
//Too lazy to practice google-fu

There's this whole whispered about prostitution ring rumor in Hollywood. Robert Downey Jr., while writing a gossip column under a pen name, alleges that she was involved. You see that pic up-thread where she looks like a disco-ball? Allegedly that photo was taken for a "coffee table book" that doubles as a catalog for young starlets that very rich men can afford.


Thank you, kind sir. I knew it was something like that.

Regards,
 
2012-12-12 01:47:45 PM
Where's the thread about Anne Hathaway flashing her snatch?
 
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