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(AL.com)   "The ovaries may detach when pulled, becoming a potential small-part choking hazard for young children"   (al.com ) divider line
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2012-12-12 11:30:33 AM  
those playmobil sets are AWESOME. i want them.
 
2012-12-12 11:36:42 AM  
So the female body does have ways to shut that whole thing down.
 
2012-12-12 11:40:15 AM  
Hey... there's not much to do in there for 9 months

/what?
 
2012-12-12 12:02:05 PM  
media.al.com

Do you do butt tats?
 
2012-12-12 12:02:22 PM  
A security checkpoint playset and a hazmat team?

Why have I never seen these before?
 
2012-12-12 12:16:38 PM  
They're not just for adults any more.
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thebottomline.as.ucsb.edu
 
2012-12-12 12:24:08 PM  
I wish I had children so I could give them the Gr8 TaT2 Maker.

/I don't even have a tattoo.
 
2012-12-12 12:29:44 PM  
Headline made me think this was a link to a Savage Love column
 
2012-12-12 12:43:22 PM  
Some of them were interesting like the hazmat layset or even the "gut the plastic fish", but a onesie with stripper tassles?!? WTF is wrong with these people?
 
2012-12-12 12:46:13 PM  
C'mon Billy, make it nice for momma!

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2012-12-12 02:05:45 PM  
I might get the hazmat set. That looks fun.
 
2012-12-12 02:22:36 PM  
kaitlinring.files.wordpress.com
/not mine. But that was my reaction to the headline lol

And there was this: "Many toys are designed to help children decide what they want to be when they grow up."
to which I thought, "...because there are kids who want to grow up and be a uterus."
(Quote obviously taken out of context)
 
2012-12-12 02:35:27 PM  
The ovaries may detach when pulled, becoming a potential small-part choking hazard for young children

I had to learn this the hard way growing up.
 
2012-12-12 02:46:03 PM  
"The ovaries may detach when pulled, becoming a potential small-part choking hazard for young children"

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2012-12-12 02:55:20 PM  
huh. I knew exactly what toy the headline was talking about before I clicked the article. I don't know if it's the same company, but there's a set of stuffed viruses that I think are cute.

i470.photobucket.com
 
2012-12-12 03:57:50 PM  

penthesilea: huh. I knew exactly what toy the headline was talking about before I clicked the article. I don't know if it's the same company, but there's a set of stuffed viruses that I think are cute.

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They're different companies, but I know I had seen the thing about ovaries detaching from their uterus plush before... I bought a mono and a pneumonia from Giant Microbes a couple years back and I just bought a liver for my sister to give to my dad for Christmas from I Heart Guts (he's been joking about stealing her liver for years now, ever since the doctor told him he might need a transplant in the future within a couple weeks of finding out that they have the same blood type (I have my mom's blood type, so I don't get the jokes about being an organ farm quite so much)). I think they might have both had stuff on Think Geek at one point (Giant Microbes still does), though I'm not sure.

/I will admit, my family is very strange...
 
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