he's getting a free ride alright, to jail. Hello Mom, Dad, I'm in JAIL!

That line in the song isn't ironic; just unfortunately.

Anti-burglary alarm technician. So, does he install alarms to prevent burglary or does he disable burglary alarms?

I was going to abuse the submitter until I saw that the headline used the same language.

I know what a "burglar alarm" is. What would an "anti-burglar alarm" be, exactly?

iron bars do not a prison make

they are made of steel

/...that ironic?
//apologies to mr. lovelace for the misquote

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... let's say you needed a knife for something, but all you could find was ten thousand spoons, so you couldn't do it... only to find out the next day that a spoon would have done. "You were only trying to open a tin of paint, you could have used a spoon for that!" "Oh bloody hell, I had ten thousand of the buggers yesterday.", now THAT's ironic!

jesdynf: I was going to abuse the submitter until I saw that the headline used the same language.

I know what a "burglar alarm" is. What would an "anti-burglar alarm" be, exactly?

A device that blows a deafening sound every 15 seconds that signifies everything is AOK.
/yea, i know, simpsons did it

suburbanguy: That line in the song isn't ironic; just unfortunately.

/unfortunate.

SandmanEsq: reillan: ... let's say you needed a knife for something, but all you could find was ten thousand spoons, so you couldn't do it... only to find out the next day that a spoon would have done. "You were only trying to open a tin of paint, you could have used a spoon for that!" "Oh bloody hell, I had ten thousand of the buggers yesterday.", now THAT's ironic!

Still not irony.

Yes it is. It's situational irony.

radiovox: Okay somebody help me here...ten thousand spoons?

The hell am I missing?

you're missing some sorely needed Alanis

reillan: ... let's say you needed a knife for something, but all you could find was ten thousand spoons, so you couldn't do it... only to find out the next day that a spoon would have done. "You were only trying to open a tin of paint, you could have used a spoon for that!" "Oh bloody hell, I had ten thousand of the buggers yesterday.", now THAT's ironic!

That sounds more like, dumb.

radiovox: Okay somebody help me here...ten thousand spoons?

The hell am I missing?

The allusion.

FizixJunkee: radiovox: Okay somebody help me here...ten thousand spoons?

The hell am I missing?

The allusion.

Its a little bit ironic, don't ya think.

Iblis824: FizixJunkee: radiovox: Okay somebody help me here...ten thousand spoons?

The hell am I missing?

The allusion.

Its a little bit ironic, don't ya think.

Yeah, a little too ironic, I really do think.

Rich biatch getting her shinies stolen? Cry me a farking river.

FizixJunkee: Iblis824: FizixJunkee: radiovox: Okay somebody help me here...ten thousand spoons?

The hell am I missing?

The allusion.

Its a little bit ironic, don't ya think.

Yeah, a little too ironic, I really do think.

Its a free TF subscription, when you've already paid.

Pick up a spoon. Overencumbred.

SandmanEsq: reillan: ... let's say you needed a knife for something, but all you could find was ten thousand spoons, so you couldn't do it... only to find out the next day that a spoon would have done. "You were only trying to open a tin of paint, you could have used a spoon for that!" "Oh bloody hell, I had ten thousand of the buggers yesterday.", now THAT's ironic!

Still not irony.

But what if it ain't them plastic spoons. That would be iron'y.

Thats why ya should just use sporks!

Ray-eee-aaain

Did he work for Insecurity?

suburbanguy: That line in the song isn't ironic; just unfortunately.

It's finally come out from both Morrissette and th other writer of the song purposely misused the term "ironic" for every example in the song. "The only thing ironic about the song is the title. Because none of the things there are ironic"

//Read that someplace a little while ago.



As far as this headline goes... I don't se any iron here. It seems to me he was using his skills to mask his real intentions.

Did he work for Congressman Darrell Issa?

reillan: ... let's say you needed a knife for something, but all you could find was ten thousand spoons, so you couldn't do it... only to find out the next day that a spoon would have done. "You were only trying to open a tin of paint, you could have used a spoon for that!" "Oh bloody hell, I had ten thousand of the buggers yesterday.", now THAT's ironic!

What happened to all the spoons?

Kelly McGlade: What happened to all the spoons?



Glued 'em to the ceiling. You needn't worry about anyone stealing them now.

Highroller48: durbnpoisn: s finally come out from both Morrissette and th other writer of the song purposely misused the term "ironic" for every example in the song. "The only thing ironic about the song is the title. Because none of the things there are ironic".

Yeah, because no one ever used "I meant to do that!" to try and cover for a mistake.

My money's still on dictionary fail.

School fail.

Unexpected™

/as is everything in an ObamaEconomy

Highroller48: durbnpoisn: s finally come out from both Morrissette and th other writer of the song purposely misused the term "ironic" for every example in the song. "The only thing ironic about the song is the title. Because none of the things there are ironic".

Yeah, because no one ever used "I meant to do that!" to try and cover for a mistake.

My money's still on dictionary fail.

Well, that would be ironic, wouldn't it?

// Or would it? I'm too ironic to know if I'm joking.

Ah, robbing the place while the homeowner is there, and awake, and knows you're there, the perfect crime.

Misplaced yat: Kelly McGlade: What happened to all the spoons?

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Glued 'em to the ceiling. You needn't worry about anyone stealing them now.

You UNDERSTAND the silverware? Cuckoo!