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(Newsnet5)   Oates bites Hall in the face. Watch out boy, he'll chew you up   ( divider line
    More: Ironic, Scott Hall, Huron County, Ronald Mantz, Arlington Road, Norwalk, snacks  
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19529 clicks; posted to Main » on 12 Dec 2012 at 1:10 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-12-12 11:02:20 AM  
14 votes:
I can't go for that.
2012-12-12 12:42:17 PM  
8 votes:
Hall and Oates jokes make Sarah smile.
2012-12-12 01:16:23 PM  
6 votes:
Because your skin your skin is on my lips. Because your skin your skin I can't resist. Because your skin is on my lips when I take a big bite!
2012-12-12 10:52:17 AM  
6 votes:
Every once in a while, it's just too easy, ain't it, subby
2012-12-12 01:14:40 PM  
4 votes:
But he said "Leave me alone, I'm a family man
And my bark is much worse than my bite"
2012-12-12 12:37:30 PM  
3 votes:
The crazed suspect also received cuts in the incident and was taken to a local hospital where a doctor sewed wild Oates.
2012-12-12 11:59:20 AM  
3 votes:
2012-12-12 01:39:14 PM  
2 votes:
2012-12-12 01:27:30 PM  
2 votes:
I guess you can say he was *removes sunglasses* a maneater
2012-12-12 01:22:12 PM  
2 votes:
"Holland is his first name, Oates is his last name."
2012-12-12 01:20:54 PM  
2 votes:

Fark In The Duck: Am I the first with a Maneater reference?

Yes! You ARE the first! Collect your prize!

/From subby's cold dead hands
2012-12-12 01:15:23 PM  
2 votes:

WhoIsWillo: I can't go for that.

No can do.
2012-12-12 01:15:08 PM  
2 votes:
Oates' kiss is no longer on Hall's list...
2012-12-12 01:14:52 PM  
2 votes:
The victim was heard to be yelling "leave me alone, I'm a family man!"
2012-12-12 01:13:34 PM  
2 votes:

Wow. Nice mugshot.

Bloody mouth and a Terminator Eye. WTF?
2012-12-12 11:19:26 AM  
2 votes:
On a night when bad dreams become a screamer, when they're messin' with the dreamer, I can bite you in the face
jbc [TotalFark]
2012-12-12 11:16:31 AM  
2 votes:
Say it isn't so.
2012-12-12 11:09:31 AM  
2 votes:
Every time he goes away, he takes a piece of the neighbor with him
2012-12-12 07:31:18 PM  
1 vote:

HoratioGates: Still not ironic. Coincidence. Odd. Not ironic.

I'm going to patent a keyboard that, every time you type ironic or pick it from a pull down menu will contact a special agent with an English degree. If you use it correctly, your fine. .

2012-12-12 03:51:50 PM  
1 vote:
This guy must not have an adult education.
2012-12-12 02:47:37 PM  
1 vote:
Every time you go away, you take a piece of meat with you.
2012-12-12 02:15:13 PM  
1 vote:
Just once I want to write a headline like that.
2012-12-12 01:41:10 PM  
1 vote:
He's out of touch.

/is out of time.
2012-12-12 01:35:46 PM  
1 vote:
Always a good time for a Yacht Rock^ reference.
2012-12-12 01:33:41 PM  
1 vote:

WhoIsWillo: I can't go for fap to that.

2012-12-12 01:33:16 PM  
1 vote:
Oates quoted as saying, "I'm not concerned about the charges. You know it don't matter anyway. I can rely on the old man's money."
2012-12-12 01:32:22 PM  
1 vote:


2012-12-12 01:20:19 PM  
1 vote:
"No, Scott! Don't you die on me!"

2012-12-12 01:18:56 PM  
1 vote:
This thread is so full of ear bugs

/shakes fist and cringes
2012-12-12 01:18:50 PM  
1 vote:

Mrs.Clayton Bigsby II: But he said "Leave me alone, I'm a family man
And my bark is much worse than my bite"

Now, I'm a H&O fan, and to this day I've never understood that line. It's like he's saying, "hey I'm a p*ssy, I'll yell at you really loud, and maybe get into a nerdy slap fight with you if you go much further."
2012-12-12 01:16:59 PM  
1 vote:
There is an omnipotent deity, and it has a sense humor!
2012-12-12 01:16:34 PM  
1 vote:
Scott Hall

"Hey yo."
2012-12-12 01:16:04 PM  
1 vote:

2012-12-12 01:15:59 PM  
1 vote:

Fark In The Duck: Am I the first with a Maneater reference?

2012-12-12 01:15:39 PM  
1 vote:
Mrs.Clayton Bigsby II: Push me too far, lady, and I just might...
2012-12-12 01:12:46 PM  
1 vote:
Am I the first with a Maneater reference?
2012-12-12 01:11:47 PM  
1 vote:
He would have gotten away with it, but there was a private eye watching him.
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