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(Newsnet5)   Oates bites Hall in the face. Watch out boy, he'll chew you up   (newsnet5.com) divider line 130
    More: Ironic, Scott Hall, Huron County, Ronald Mantz, Arlington Road, Norwalk, snacks  
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2012-12-12 01:27:14 PM  
That's not what you want Subby.

What you want is an adult education...
 
2012-12-12 01:27:30 PM  
I guess you can say he was *removes sunglasses* a maneater
 
2012-12-12 01:29:15 PM  
Late entry for HOTY?
 
2012-12-12 01:29:29 PM  

LeroyBourne: Mrs.Clayton Bigsby II: But he said "Leave me alone, I'm a family man
And my bark is much worse than my bite"

Now, I'm a H&O fan, and to this day I've never understood that line. It's like he's saying, "hey I'm a p*ssy, I'll yell at you really loud, and maybe get into a nerdy slap fight with you if you go much further."


I sort of took it as implying that he'd protest that he's happily married, loves his wives and kids, etc etc, but if the woman tempting him persisted, he would indeed bang her.
 
2012-12-12 01:29:29 PM  
That is what happens when you dance on your head and not on your knees.

/honestly, was never *quite* sure what H&O were implying with 'Dance on Your Knees'...
 
2012-12-12 01:29:54 PM  

LeroyBourne: Mrs.Clayton Bigsby II: But he said "Leave me alone, I'm a family man
And my bark is much worse than my bite"

Now, I'm a H&O fan, and to this day I've never understood that line. It's like he's saying, "hey I'm a p*ssy, I'll yell at you really loud, and maybe get into a nerdy slap fight with you if you go much further."


That is what the line actually is supposed to mean. Basically she is coming on to him hard and he is saying "I am not worth it just move on..."

Thus at the end:
He waited much too long
But by the time he got his courage up
She was gone
 
2012-12-12 01:30:45 PM  
Aw...it's just an M-E-T-H-O-D O-F L-O-V-E
 
2012-12-12 01:30:57 PM  

LeroyBourne: Mrs.Clayton Bigsby II: But he said "Leave me alone, I'm a family man
And my bark is much worse than my bite"

Now, I'm a H&O fan, and to this day I've never understood that line. It's like he's saying, "hey I'm a p*ssy, I'll yell at you really loud, and maybe get into a nerdy slap fight with you if you go much further."


I've always thought it meant "I look like a player, but the truth is I really can't pursue it because I'm in a committed relationship." In other words, "I'm a tease."
 
2012-12-12 01:32:05 PM  
This will not help them get in the Hall Of Fame.
 
2012-12-12 01:32:07 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Every time he goes away, he takes a piece of the neighbor with him


That's Paul Young, not H&O
 
2012-12-12 01:32:22 PM  
HEADLINE OF THE YEAR
 
2012-12-12 01:33:04 PM  
Fun fact: "Family Man" was co-written and first recorded by Mike "Tubular Bells" Oldfield.
 
2012-12-12 01:33:16 PM  
Oates quoted as saying, "I'm not concerned about the charges. You know it don't matter anyway. I can rely on the old man's money."
 
2012-12-12 01:33:41 PM  

WhoIsWillo: I can't go for fap to that.


FTFY
 
2012-12-12 01:34:06 PM  
Good jorb, subby.
 
2012-12-12 01:35:12 PM  

gonzoduke: Every once in a while, it's just too easy, ain't it, subby


I wonder how often the people who actually get paid to write headlines have to stop themselves from making obvious jokes/snarks given the subject of the articles. Then, we get stories like the ESPN guy who got fired for using "chink in the armor" on a story about Jeremy Lin, which just makes me assume that they are all Farkers and use this site to suppress their urges.
 
2012-12-12 01:35:30 PM  
Some things are better left unsaid...
 
2012-12-12 01:35:31 PM  

SirDigbyChickenCaesar: LeroyBourne: Mrs.Clayton Bigsby II: But he said "Leave me alone, I'm a family man
And my bark is much worse than my bite"

Now, I'm a H&O fan, and to this day I've never understood that line. It's like he's saying, "hey I'm a p*ssy, I'll yell at you really loud, and maybe get into a nerdy slap fight with you if you go much further."

That is what the line actually is supposed to mean. Basically she is coming on to him hard and he is saying "I am not worth it just move on..."

Thus at the end:
He waited much too long
But by the time he got his courage up
She was gone


Story of my life...well sort of. Oh, now that I'm single you don't want to go full tilt whore with me? wtf?
 
2012-12-12 01:35:46 PM  
Always a good time for a Yacht Rock^ reference.
 
2012-12-12 01:35:51 PM  
Adding my congrats to subby. He/she must be feelin pretty good right now.

/i'm so out of touch
 
2012-12-12 01:37:12 PM  
48 and 53, yep they're War Babies.

/really just a Todd Rundgren album with Hall and Oates as lead singers.
//Now get off my lawn.
 
2012-12-12 01:38:37 PM  
It didn't take him long. He did it in a minute.
 
2012-12-12 01:39:01 PM  

KellyKellyKelly: Scott Hall

[i.imgur.com image 250x250]

"Hey yo."


Wouldn't an animated gif take more bandwidth to host? I'm surprised they don't use a low res static image.

/Was going to hotlink the image again, but decided that may be asking for trouble.
 
2012-12-12 01:39:14 PM  
i796.photobucket.com
 
2012-12-12 01:41:10 PM  
He's out of touch.

/is out of time.
 
2012-12-12 01:41:42 PM  
that mugshot looks like zombie oates
 
2012-12-12 01:43:42 PM  
I saw H&O in concert with my folks during my senior year in high school. It was a good concert.

Also saw Stevie Ray Vaughn & the Stray Cats on Stevie's last tour before he died. It was at Merriweather
Post Pavillion. Damn good concert.
 
2012-12-12 01:45:04 PM  

digitalrain: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Every time he goes away, he takes a piece of the neighbor with him

That's Paul Young, not H&O


Google lied
 
2012-12-12 01:49:19 PM  
MaudlinMutantMollusk
Google lied

Say it isn't so.
 
2012-12-12 01:51:05 PM  
Silly Ohio.
 
2012-12-12 01:55:57 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: digitalrain: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Every time he goes away, he takes a piece of the neighbor with him

That's Paul Young, not H&O

Google lied


No they didn't! Paul Young covered H&O.

/another Fun Fact from Pfom!!
 
2012-12-12 01:59:02 PM  

Pants full of macaroni!!: MaudlinMutantMollusk: digitalrain: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Every time he goes away, he takes a piece of the neighbor with him

That's Paul Young, not H&O

Google lied

No they didn't! Paul Young covered H&O.

/another Fun Fact from Pfom!!


We're through the looking glass here, people.
 
2012-12-12 02:03:39 PM  

tricycleracer: Pants full of macaroni!!: MaudlinMutantMollusk: digitalrain: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Every time he goes away, he takes a piece of the neighbor with him

That's Paul Young, not H&O

Google lied

No they didn't! Paul Young covered H&O.

/another Fun Fact from Pfom!!

We're through the looking glass here, people.


Well I'm just confused now

/more than usual, even
 
2012-12-12 02:11:08 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: tricycleracer: Pants full of macaroni!!: MaudlinMutantMollusk: digitalrain: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Every time he goes away, he takes a piece of the neighbor with him

That's Paul Young, not H&O

Google lied

No they didn't! Paul Young covered H&O.

/another Fun Fact from Pfom!!

We're through the looking glass here, people.

Well I'm just confused now

/more than usual, even


Well butter my butt and call me a biscuit. You learn something new everyday!
 
2012-12-12 02:13:38 PM  
Police said the incident happened Monday at 10 a.m. when Hall was in the garage area of his home...
and that both men were highly intoxicated and yelling.


Dayum! Sh*t-hammered at 10 on a Monday morning? Oh, Ohio. Nevermind.
 
2012-12-12 02:13:38 PM  
I saw Huron County and thought "Oh boy, I wonder if I know these guys".

Then I read that it is from Huron County, Ohio and not Huron County, Michigan.

Whew.
 
2012-12-12 02:15:13 PM  
Just once I want to write a headline like that.
 
2012-12-12 02:20:02 PM  
Happened near my home town. Local paper with better headline: Maneater: Hall bitten by Oates
 
2012-12-12 02:20:51 PM  
Just think of the odds of that.
Of all the names in all the phones books....

just staggering
 
2012-12-12 02:23:00 PM  

reillan: list


was going to post, thanks, ctrl-f!
 
2012-12-12 02:25:20 PM  
I saw them in concert last week so I am getting a kick out of most of these replies...
 
2012-12-12 02:26:00 PM  
He's a biter... and he's gone too far, but you know it doesn't matter anyway
 
2012-12-12 02:30:44 PM  
They must be good, they were in a GTA soundtrack!
 
2012-12-12 02:42:57 PM  

ERNesbitt: Happened near my home town. Local paper with better headline: Maneater: Hall bitten by Oates


Good headline. Subby wins though.
 
2012-12-12 02:43:19 PM  
Reporter: "We're here with the victim. Now how did you feel after the bite, how did the attacker's personality appear to be when he bit you, and when did the attack occur?" Victim: "Cold, Dark, and Yesterday"
 
2012-12-12 02:47:37 PM  
Every time you go away, you take a piece of meat with you.
 
2012-12-12 02:56:50 PM  

Pants full of macaroni!!: MaudlinMutantMollusk: digitalrain: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Every time he goes away, he takes a piece of the neighbor with him

That's Paul Young, not H&O

Google lied

No they didn't! Paul Young covered H&O.

/another Fun Fact from Pfom!!


Is there some place I can search for more of these Fun Facts from Pfom!!? Anyone?
 
2012-12-12 03:03:19 PM  

Do the needful: Is there some place I can search for more of these Fun Facts from Pfom!!? Anyone?


Not really. I am, however, a fountain of utterly useless information.
 
2012-12-12 03:51:50 PM  
This guy must not have an adult education.
 
2012-12-12 04:14:01 PM  
As long as Garfunkel is OK.
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