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Squid are committing mass suicide in northern California and no on knows why
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Snarfangel
2012-12-12 10:39:09 AM
3 votes:
Squids commit suicide all the time in Japan. They impale themselves on sticks, and then jump into the nearest fire. I think they call it
seppuku
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The Japanese are of course shocked speechless by such bizarre behavior, and try to cover it up by eating the evidence.
Nonrepeating Rotating Binary
2012-12-12 03:33:28 PM
2 votes:
Here's my insane theory;
They've declared war on us.
They're trying to storm the beaches.
It's not working out for them.
carrion_luggage
2012-12-12 02:03:05 PM
2 votes:
They're inka-dinka-doomed
Just Another OC Homeless Guy
2012-12-12 02:05:53 PM
1 votes:
They are just sick and tired of all the bullshiat coming from San Francisco?
Somacandra
2012-12-12 01:17:59 PM
1 votes:
BEWARE MY FELLOW MON CALAMARI
I SENSE SOMETHING...
naughtyrev
2012-12-12 10:23:40 AM
1 votes:
Cthulhu is rising and they have the sense to get out of his way.
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