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(ABC News)   Cocaine breast implants. Need I say more   ( divider line
    More: Interesting, breast implants, border police, cocaine  
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6658 clicks; posted to Main » on 12 Dec 2012 at 11:02 AM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-12-12 12:09:17 PM  
On a more serious note, just TFA and holy shiat that is horrible news.
2012-12-12 12:10:26 PM  

davidab: so what a key of coke cost these days (before some cop tells me one Billion dollars)?

From what I can tell, around $180K (retail, by the gram), $25K (wholesale).
2012-12-12 12:27:21 PM  
Now, that's a pair of funbags!
2012-12-12 12:39:38 PM  
You know how when you grab a woman's breast... it feels like... a bag of cocaine.
2012-12-12 01:00:37 PM  
Oops - funbags already used - my bad.

I bet people would get in line for a taste of her boulders.
2012-12-12 01:06:34 PM  
Remember to inhale while motorboating.

Exactly, & my first thought was the drug dog that pointed her out. Beagle motorboat.....
2012-12-12 01:14:37 PM  

Cybernetic: perky

2012-12-12 01:59:32 PM  
No, no, no...the lyrics are:

One's got on the pole shove the other in a bag
With the rerun shows and the cocaine nose job

...but I can see how you might get confused.
2012-12-12 02:23:13 PM  
I am guessing they had to have strip searched her to notice the blood and scars. I am also thinking there had to be some scanning done before they just cut her open and removed them. I hope I am right else this is very scary.
2012-12-12 03:53:40 PM  
As if implant recipients weren't excitable enough.......
2012-12-12 07:28:41 PM  
"She smiled because I did not understand"
2012-12-12 07:50:16 PM  
I have a vague recollection of watching a movie where women were used as mules in this fashion and then the women were disposed of once the drugs were recovered.

Now days, most of my recollections are vague. :(
2012-12-13 09:31:50 AM  
Looks like Netflix finally has Nip/Tuck available in Columbia.

2012-12-13 12:24:21 PM  
How deflating.
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