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2012-12-12 10:12:47 AM  
/obligatory mysogynistic stripper comment
 
2012-12-12 10:17:05 AM  
Christ, I feel awful for that woman.
 
2012-12-12 10:35:33 AM  
Cocaine breast implants


What was an unrealized Pablo Escobar dream, Alex?

/*slinks out of thread*
 
2012-12-12 10:51:44 AM  
What is "These Are a Few of My Favorite Things", Alex?
 
2012-12-12 11:03:45 AM  
I believe Stevie Nicks invented this.
 
2012-12-12 11:05:08 AM  
Gives a new spin to the old song lyrics... "If you wanna hang out...."
 
2012-12-12 11:05:16 AM  
If you wanna hang out, you got to take her out...
 
2012-12-12 11:07:05 AM  
A whole new meaning to funbags
 
2012-12-12 11:07:50 AM  
It's like a value pack. The hooker comes with cocaine tits. What a deal!
 
2012-12-12 11:08:17 AM  
Hookers and blow, indeed
 
2012-12-12 11:08:23 AM  

Rincewind53: Christ, I feel awful for that woman.


Aside from the obvious Joker references... this.
 
2012-12-12 11:10:30 AM  
I saw this on Law and Order.
 
2012-12-12 11:11:17 AM  
Odd that airport security can order a woman's breast implants to be removed....
 
2012-12-12 11:12:11 AM  
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That GENIUS, that's what that is.
 
2012-12-12 11:12:21 AM  

Rincewind53: Christ, I feel awful for that woman.


Not only was she carrying a potentially lethal overdose around in her body, the Spanish authories somehow had the legal jurisdiction to cut her body open to remove them. Holy Fark, that's a bad day.
 
2012-12-12 11:12:26 AM  
article fails without pics.

But should this woman be a stripper or hooker, as has already been mentioned, this is incredible value for money.

Not to mention convenient!
 
2012-12-12 11:14:06 AM  
www.medicaltourismresourceguide.com

She's don't lie, she don't lie, she don't lie...COCAINE!
 
2012-12-12 11:14:23 AM  

doczoidberg: Odd that airport security can order a woman's breast implants to be removed....


and people think the TSA is invasive!
 
2012-12-12 11:14:49 AM  
Remember to inhale while motorboating.
 
2012-12-12 11:15:01 AM  
EDIT: She don't lie, she don't lie, she don't lie...COCAINE!
 
2012-12-12 11:17:42 AM  

cgraves67: Rincewind53: Christ, I feel awful for that woman.

Not only was she carrying a potentially lethal overdose around in her body, the Spanish authories somehow had the legal jurisdiction to cut her body open to remove them. Holy Fark, that's a bad day.


That's some bulls*&t right there!!! Fark that!!

Are they going to pay for her new implants or just leave her flat!! Women save for years and years to get those done!!!
 
2012-12-12 11:18:48 AM  
Usually I just snort the coke OFF the hooker's tits, not OUT OF.

Sounds like a time-saver, and it prevents spills!
 
2012-12-12 11:19:09 AM  
But was she hot?
 
2012-12-12 11:20:27 AM  
I've heard of snorting coke off a hookers tits, but this i riduculous .
 
2012-12-12 11:20:53 AM  
Dearest modmins,
There is absolutely no way you accidentally greened a headline that asks how to move a 10-ton boulder across Lake Titicaca right before you greened this one.
None.
 
2012-12-12 11:22:21 AM  
As mentioned earlier, I really feel sad for this person.

Meanwhile, all over the planet customs agents are hi-fiving each other for the opportunity to feel up everyone over a B cup flying out of S. America.
 
2012-12-12 11:23:33 AM  
...for when regular implants just aren't perky enough.
 
2012-12-12 11:23:46 AM  
Tonight on extreme motor boating
 
2012-12-12 11:24:42 AM  
I've heard of snorting a line off of a stripper's boobs. Is that what's going on here?
 
2012-12-12 11:24:58 AM  
I'd cigarette boat 'em.
 
2012-12-12 11:25:18 AM  
It must have been when airport security discovered that they really did feel like bags of sand!
 
2012-12-12 11:25:30 AM  
Sugar tits!
 
2012-12-12 11:25:33 AM  
I've heard of "speeding your titties off", but that's ridiculous.
 
2012-12-12 11:27:23 AM  
She's not lactating milk...
 
2012-12-12 11:31:04 AM  
Got Coke?
 
2012-12-12 11:34:28 AM  
Where is Charlie Sheen when you need him!!!?
 
2012-12-12 11:35:23 AM  

mypinkpony: Where is Charlie Sheen when you need him!!!?


He would motorboat the shiat outta that.
 
2012-12-12 11:37:58 AM  
Nose candy + eye candy.

Two great tastes that taste great together!
 
2012-12-12 11:38:20 AM  
Hey, baby.. can I snort your tit?
 
2012-12-12 11:41:35 AM  
i112.photobucket.com
 
2012-12-12 11:41:54 AM  
Can you imagine if they removed her implants only to find they were normal non-cocaine implants?
 
2012-12-12 11:44:36 AM  
One-stop shopping. Ahhh, smells like freedom.
 
2012-12-12 11:46:15 AM  
Sounds like someone was watching Sin Senos No Hay Paraiso
 
2012-12-12 11:52:51 AM  
swotti.starmedia.com
 
2012-12-12 11:53:38 AM  
43 comments and no "Nip / Tuck" reference? For shame farkers, for shame.
 
2012-12-12 11:54:46 AM  

doczoidberg: Odd that airport security can order a woman's breast implants to be removed....


Makes are TSA seem almost reasonable don't it?
 
2012-12-12 11:58:41 AM  
In this country, you gotta make the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, then you get the women with coke in their boobs.
 
2012-12-12 12:06:10 PM  
so what a key of coke cost these days (before some cop tells me one Billion dollars)?
 
2012-12-12 12:07:40 PM  
potential for most Epic motorboat ever?
 
2012-12-12 12:08:09 PM  
Numb numb numb numb numb numb!
 
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