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2012-12-12 11:11:24 AM
10 votes:
Lawyers these days have no appreciation for the past. I remember when lawsuits actually meant something. Nowadays lawsuits are frivolous and full of fancy pants language. Everybody's just trying to make a quick buck.

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2012-12-12 03:46:24 PM
4 votes:
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2012-12-12 03:52:58 PM
2 votes:
I watch Pawn Stars and Hard Core Pawn and sometimes the extreme contrast between those two show makes me wonder if we (the viewing public) are being fed some kind of anti-black propaganda in a sugar-coated way.

Typical Pawn Star encounter:

Customer: I have something here I want to sell.
Rick: I've seen that before (gives historic details). This is in pretty bad condition. How much do you want for it?
C: I was hoping for $3000.
R: That's not going to happen. How about $200?
C: I think it's worth more than that. You can't come up a little?
R: It's really beat up. I'm going to have to pay to restore it. It's going to sit here for a while taking up space. I got a business to run.
C: Well, I guess I'll take it home then. Maybe it will be worth more in a few years.
R: Sorry we couldn't come to terms. Thanks for bringing it in.
C: Thanks anyway.

Typical Hardcore Pawn encounter:

Customer: I got these earrings from my grandma. She say they 22 carat diamonds. I want $5000.
Ashley: First of all, these aren't diamonds.
C (yelling): First of all, you gonna gimme my $5000 dollars!
A: Don't yell at me.
C (screaming): You gonna gimme my $5000 biatch!
A: Out of my store!
(Security guy looms over customer)
C (screaming): Who the fark are YOU? Get your hands offa me, dog! Don't touch me!
(Security guard muscles customer out of store)
C (screaming in parking lot): This place is a rip-off! They won't gimme my money!
A (who has followed c into parking lot): Get the hell off my property!
C (walking away): I'm gettin', you lumpy-ass biatch! And I ain't never comin' back!
Seth (watching from doorway): See, dad, I told you! Ashley can't close deals, she can't do anything right!
Les (standing next to Seth): Shut up, Seth.

So, what is a viewer to come away with? People in Las Vegas are calm and reasonable, while people in Detroit are farking nutbags? Hmmm...somehow, I suspect the geographic locations don't figure into the perceptions one gets from these shows.

I wonder what the agenda might be? Besides making money, of course.

/also wonder if those freak outs are scripted and paid for
//wonder why they aren't scripted and paid for on Pawn Stars, too
2012-12-12 11:08:42 AM
2 votes:

Dead for Tax Reasons: It's ok, they'll offer a settlement that is 1/4 of what they should get


Hey, I got overhead and a store to run here.
2012-12-13 01:01:33 AM
1 votes:

BoxOfBees: Does Chumlee bag lots of hot chicks? I'm dying to know if being a fat moron with money is remotely appealing to any (hot) women.

nm, I'm going to call in a buddy of mine who knows everything there is to know about hot chicks.


You have a buddy that knows everything there is to know about hot chicks? Well, let me call in my buddy who knows everything there is to know about buddies who know everything there is to know about hot chicks.
2012-12-12 05:03:00 PM
1 votes:
For people who purport to be too sophisticated for shows like Pawn Stars, you all sure do know a lot about it.
2012-12-12 03:58:00 PM
1 votes:
My reaction to every episode of Pawn Stars... Have you people never heard of EBAY?
2012-12-12 03:16:45 PM
1 votes:

Gosling: It's Corey that's the real dipshiat.


Also is it just me or does Corey seem like just the kind of jerkass who would give himself the nickname "Big Hoss".
2012-12-12 02:38:05 PM
1 votes:
With all the money he's making, why the fark can't Chumlee drop about 100 pounds? He's too f*cking fat.
2012-12-12 02:23:11 PM
1 votes:

Pincy: Spanky McStupid: Pincy: NickelP: They have gotten $50 mil for being on that show? Damn.

I can't remember the exact number, but if you knew how much that idiot Chum-Lee was getting per show you'd put the gun in your mouth and pull the trigger.

$25k per episode. Linky thing

OK, I had heard it was significantly more than that. Guess my source was bad.

Still, $25K/episode for basically doing nothing except being the butt of a few jokes. There is no god.


I think Chumlee adds more to the show than Corey. I keep hoping they'll replace Corey with Dick Sargent.

/too late?
2012-12-12 02:12:38 PM
1 votes:
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2012-12-12 01:59:23 PM
1 votes:

tenpoundsofcheese: Spanky McStupid: Pincy: NickelP: They have gotten $50 mil for being on that show? Damn.

I can't remember the exact number, but if you knew how much that idiot Chum-Lee was getting per show you'd put the gun in your mouth and pull the trigger.

$25k per episode. Linky thing

He is a 1%er.


If you are referring to BMI, then yes.
2012-12-12 01:37:22 PM
1 votes:

BigSnatch: Lawyers these days have no appreciation for the past.


"What time were you thinking about Dueling?"
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2012-12-12 10:44:13 AM
1 votes:
It's ok, they'll offer a settlement that is 1/4 of what they should get
 
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