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(Salon)   A federal judged has banned North Carolina from issuing "Choose Life" license plates unless they offer a "Choose Death" alternative   (salon.com) divider line 50
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2012-12-12 01:20:56 PM  
13 votes:
i49.tinypic.com
2012-12-12 09:50:35 AM  
10 votes:
I want a "Choose The Form of Your Destructor" license plate.

www.x-entertainment.com
2012-12-12 09:50:47 AM  
9 votes:

Sybarite: I think it's nice they want to support gay rights.

[2.bp.blogspot.com image 650x617]


Get a load of this guy, he thinks George Michael is gay . LOL. Do you remember all the super models in that one video of his? He is all about pussy. I'll just Google him right now to see what piece of ass he's banging.....oh. Oh God. Oh dear God and Baby Jesus.....
2012-12-12 10:31:02 AM  
6 votes:
Right wing outrage machine activate!

Form of...a potato!

Shape of...an ice potato!
2012-12-12 12:56:42 PM  
5 votes:
I'm a lich and I'm offended they don't have a "Choose Undeath" option.
2012-12-12 10:15:02 AM  
5 votes:
'Choosy Moms Choose Choice'
2012-12-12 06:11:47 PM  
4 votes:
img442.imageshack.us
2012-12-12 09:45:12 AM  
4 votes:
Can I just say, as a feminist and mother, I'm still mildly annoyed they revoked that Eat The Kids First plate.
2012-12-12 01:02:31 PM  
3 votes:
how about "Please choose to key my car because I am a self righteous douche"
2012-12-12 12:37:37 PM  
3 votes:
i105.photobucket.com
2012-12-12 10:07:50 AM  
3 votes:
www.funnysigns.net

They already have that one in Va.
2012-12-12 01:42:34 PM  
2 votes:
i49.tinypic.com
2012-12-12 01:35:15 PM  
2 votes:

Dexaan: I'm a lich and I'm offended they don't have a "Choose Undeath" option.


You're a lich? Awesome! How did you manage that? Did you find the Head of Vecna?
2012-12-12 01:32:48 PM  
2 votes:

WhoopAssWayne: The crackpot liberal freeloaders are more than happy to take away someone else's free speech rights.

It is long past time we re-establish free religious speech in this country. In church. In schools. In public. The liberals have been chipping away at this basic human right for years and now we've reached this ridiculous and sad point. Free speech for them, government censored speech for anyone else.

Demand your basic free speech rights!

Stand up in your church and call out crooked politicians by name. Wear anti-abortion and scripture related clothing to your school and in public. This is your fundamental, constitutionally protected, basic human right and it must not be hasn't been abridged by these extremist liberal crackpots.


Fixed that for you.

/Who's a cute liddle troll, who is? Yes you are, awww
2012-12-12 01:15:34 PM  
2 votes:
Use Rubbers!
2012-12-12 01:07:07 PM  
2 votes:

Diogenes: CapeFearCadaver: Diogenes: But one serious idea I had for a counter was "Choose Choice".

In NC, they had proposed "Respect Choice" as a counter opinion plate.

I'd rather not allow any of them, period. Put a bumper sticker on your car, State issued anything has no business pushing any side of this mess or any other hot-button topic.

Seriously. I'm not one for label activism in the first place. But making my car a target just seems stupid, beyond being a shallow expression.


You mean your shiatty Virginia driving habits don't already make you a target?

"Gah! Snow! Seek shelter in the Hampton Roads Bridge Tunnel, quick!!!"
2012-12-12 01:04:06 PM  
2 votes:
How about CHOOSE HEROIN

www.justdesktopwallpapers.com
2012-12-12 01:03:17 PM  
2 votes:
I will choose free will
2012-12-12 01:00:35 PM  
2 votes:
This story put the jitterbug into my brain.
2012-12-12 12:56:17 PM  
2 votes:
We have Helping Schools tags. Should we also have fark The Schools tags?
2012-12-12 10:50:49 AM  
2 votes:
Choose Death is so metal.
2012-12-12 09:48:52 AM  
2 votes:
If it's pro-life, shouldn't it say, "Choose life or else we will shoot you"?
2012-12-12 09:46:22 AM  
2 votes:
Choose life. But why would I want to do a thing like that? I chose not to choose life: I chose something else.
2012-12-12 09:42:46 AM  
2 votes:
I think it's nice they want to support gay rights.

2.bp.blogspot.com
2012-12-12 10:05:21 PM  
1 votes:

Summer Glau's Love Slave: //My state is lovely, but Raleigh really should be nuked from orbit.


You do realize that Raleigh/Wake county has been consistently blue for quite a few years now...

But by all means, enjoy the complete GOP hell without recourse if Raleigh were to be nuked from orbit and undermine any advance NC as a State has made. Also, this license plate dealio would have gone unchallenged.
2012-12-12 03:23:14 PM  
1 votes:
The only specialty plate that's useful is the 'Organ Donor' plate.
Lets the ambulance drivers know to keep that heart pumpin', at least til they reach the hospital.

/Tho I suppose someone in need of a transplant might try to run you off the road...
"Hey, You - What's your blood type?... Really?..." *crash*
2012-12-12 02:55:05 PM  
1 votes:
i thought we was in a resesion so I gots no cheddar to waste on a plate. I gots to rent me spinner rims instead!
2012-12-12 02:48:13 PM  
1 votes:

WhoopAssWayne: The crackpot liberal freeloaders are more than happy to take away someone else's free speech rights.

It is long past time we re-establish free religious speech in this country. In church. In schools. In public. The liberals have been chipping away at this basic human right for years and now we've reached this ridiculous and sad point. Free speech for them, government censored speech for anyone else.

Demand your basic free speech rights!

Stand up in your church and call out crooked politicians by name. Wear anti-abortion and scripture related clothing to your school and in public. This is your fundamental, constitutionally protected, basic human right and it must not be abridged by these extremist liberal crackpots.


img58.imageshack.us
2012-12-12 02:43:33 PM  
1 votes:
Well, Florida does let you get a license plate with a fish that is an alternative to an Atlantic species.


www.orafarm.com
2012-12-12 02:38:06 PM  
1 votes:

Diogenes: Yeah, I was thinking of a good counter proposal to the Choose Life plates we have here in FL. "Kill More Babies" seemed a bit too over the top. But I think your "Eat The Kids First" idea has legs. Delicious, tender, young legs.


Now, now, there's no need to focus on the youngest of the lot!

Even by Jonathan Swift's time, the use of the "digestor" (what we now call a pressure cooker) which could render even the wiriest teen delectable, was widely known:

by which the hardest bones of beef itself, and mutton, were made as soft as cheese, without water or other liquor, and with less than eight ounces of coals, producing an incredible quantity of gravy; and for close of all, a jelly made of the bones of beef, the best for clearness and good relish, and the most delicious that I had ever seen, or tasted.

Waste not, want not!
2012-12-12 02:07:03 PM  
1 votes:

WhoopAssWayne: The crackpot liberal freeloaders are more than happy to take away someone else's free speech rights.

It is long past time we re-establish free religious speech in this country. In church. In schools. In public. The liberals have been chipping away at this basic human right for years and now we've reached this ridiculous and sad point. Free speech for them, government censored speech for anyone else.

Demand your basic free speech rights!

Stand up in your church and call out crooked politicians by name. Wear anti-abortion and scripture related clothing to your school and in public. This is your fundamental, constitutionally protected, basic human right and it must not be abridged by these extremist liberal crackpots.


It's great that you were able to take the time to write this post, but for God's sake, man, get back to the front lines, before the Athiests win the War on Christmas!

\Onward, Christian soldiers...
2012-12-12 01:56:15 PM  
1 votes:

ISO15693: [www.coastal.ca.gov image 247x124]

There isnt a "Pollute our coast and oceans" alternative.


brightcoast.files.wordpress.com

Sure there is.
2012-12-12 01:32:00 PM  
1 votes:

drxym: The stupid part is "pro-choice" is not "pro-death"


This!
Many years ago I was dining out with a friend and a woman was going table to tale with pamphlets depicting abortions. my friend handed the pamphlet back to the woman an said she'll have the Tar Tar.
2012-12-12 01:30:52 PM  
1 votes:
Pffft....If I'm going to pay extra for a license plate, I'll stick to things that are really important like Hockey.

www.mass.gov
2012-12-12 01:30:47 PM  
1 votes:
I know others have said this, but isn't "Choose Life" a pro-choice statement? I think a pro-life statement would have to be something like "Force Life"?
2012-12-12 01:27:42 PM  
1 votes:
Abortions for some
JKLN 891
Miniature american flags for others
2012-12-12 01:24:18 PM  
1 votes:
weblogs.baltimoresun.com
2012-12-12 01:19:27 PM  
1 votes:

Pincy: DubyaHater: Being pro-choice and living in Roanoke, VA, I don't think I'd put a "Respect Choice" plate on my car........unless I want a key or two dragged across the paint.

Every time my car gets keyed I key two pro-life cars. That'll teach 'em.


I would just get my girlfriend pregnant, get an ultrasound, take her to the abortion clinic and then write letters letting all the local churches know what we did and include a copy of the ultrasound with the caption "This is YOUR fault!"
2012-12-12 01:14:05 PM  
1 votes:
cdn.motinetwork.net
2012-12-12 01:11:40 PM  
1 votes:
So my choice is "or death"? I'll have the chicken then, please.

/taste of human, sir.
2012-12-12 01:06:58 PM  
1 votes:

reillan: [www.oktax.state.ok.us image 340x162]

hope we're next...


Did they get an aborted fetus to design that plate?
2012-12-12 01:03:14 PM  
1 votes:

drxym: The stupid part is "pro-choice" is not "pro-death"


If they had a Pro-Death license plate in VA, I'd be on it in a stilled heartbeat. I hate those damn Neon Yellow cheese tags for the Pro-Birthers.
2012-12-12 01:00:04 PM  
1 votes:
If only there was some other way to display your socio-political beliefs on the back of your car. Maybe strips of paper with adhesive on one side and written messages on the other. Let's get on that Farkers!
2012-12-12 12:56:13 PM  
1 votes:
www.oktax.state.ok.us

hope we're next...
2012-12-12 11:58:43 AM  
1 votes:
i191.photobucket.com
2012-12-12 10:53:18 AM  
1 votes:

Rapmaster2000: Choose Death Schuldiner is so metal.


/redundant
2012-12-12 10:52:42 AM  
1 votes:
Too bad they're legal here in Virginia. Yet they offer no "Kill the babies" alternative for us pro-choice people to piss off the pro-lifers.
2012-12-12 10:41:00 AM  
1 votes:
But doesn't "Choose Life" imply a choice so is therefore somewhat...pro-choice?

/devils advocate
//ducks and runs
vpb [TotalFark]
2012-12-12 09:53:24 AM  
1 votes:
I would think a choose death license plate would do will in the bible belt, as long as they though it referred to war, the second amendment, the death penalty, black people, Muslims, liberals, Mexicans, the French, Gays, union members, the UN, Anyone who doesn't like Israel, Jews, Mormons*, Europeans or Asians. And probably some more that I forgot.

(*Temporarily acceptable)
2012-12-12 09:51:16 AM  
1 votes:

God Is My Co-Pirate: Can I just say, as a feminist and mother, I'm still mildly annoyed they revoked that Eat The Kids First plate.


Yeah, I was thinking of a good counter proposal to the Choose Life plates we have here in FL. "Kill More Babies" seemed a bit too over the top. But I think your "Eat The Kids First" idea has legs. Delicious, tender, young legs.

But one serious idea I had for a counter was "Choose Choice".
 
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