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(Fark)   Woo I just won 3.00 on a Mega Millions ticket. Should I reinvest or just piss it away on something frivolous?   (fark.com) divider line 40
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2012-12-12 09:43:01 AM
Buy scratch-it tickets. You're sure to win thousands.
 
2012-12-12 09:52:12 AM
Buy a Powerball ticket with the multiplier. You can't lose!
 
2012-12-12 09:53:34 AM
Treat yourself to a nice sodey pop.
 
2012-12-12 09:57:36 AM

ArkAngel: Buy scratch-it tickets. You're sure to win thousands.


Seconded. Nobody in the world looks like they're getting more joy out of life than people buying scratch tickets.
 
2012-12-12 09:58:58 AM
Don't forget to include that on your state and federal income taxes.
 
2012-12-12 10:05:33 AM
3 dollar whore!
 
2012-12-12 10:13:58 AM
Piss it away on something frivolous, like more tickets.
 
2012-12-12 10:15:57 AM

James!: 3 dollar whore!


No, buy three one dollar whores!
 
2012-12-12 10:17:01 AM

Slaxl: James!: 3 dollar whore!

No, buy three one dollar whores!


Have some standards, man.  
 
2012-12-12 10:22:58 AM
Why not do both? Invest half in government bonds, and use the remainder on a lavish vacation.
 
2012-12-12 10:24:55 AM

James!: Slaxl: James!: 3 dollar whore!

No, buy three one dollar whores!

Have some standards, man.


Two $1 whores and $1 worth of coke?
 
2012-12-12 10:53:03 AM
0.000006 chicks at the same time
 
2012-12-12 10:55:14 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-12-12 11:08:13 AM
I say invest in a TF subscription.
 
2012-12-12 11:13:58 AM

Dead for Tax Reasons: 0.000006 chicks at the same time


Ahh...the Paul McCartney method.
 
2012-12-12 11:50:42 AM
Let it roll.
 
2012-12-12 12:47:45 PM
That's enough for a new AA battery for your vibrator... I say go with that and have more fun.
 
2012-12-12 12:57:12 PM
only safe bet is a 40 Oz of fine Malt Liquor.
 
2012-12-12 01:02:25 PM
Nothing but the best for the big winner.

Wild. Irish. Rose.
 
2012-12-12 01:04:05 PM

Slaxl: Two $1 whores and $1 worth of coke?


So...Drew's sloppy seconds and the dust clinging to the inside of the plastic baggie that the coke originally came in?
 
2012-12-12 01:06:00 PM
$3 4-spot 1 draw Keno.
 
2012-12-12 01:13:54 PM
3 bucks would probably get you a bottle of Boone's Farm
 
2012-12-12 01:14:44 PM
Fun dip. They still sell it. Enjoy
 
2012-12-12 01:32:06 PM
Subby, isn't that what your mom charges?
 
2012-12-12 02:13:35 PM

James!: 3 dollar whore!


2 dollar whore and buy a couple paper bags. One for her because she's ugly, one for you so nobody recognizes you and one to leave by the door in case a friend drops by
 
2012-12-12 02:24:30 PM

whistleridge: Slaxl: Two $1 whores and $1 worth of coke?

So...Drew's sloppy seconds and the dust clinging to the inside of the plastic baggie that the coke originally came in?


It's got the makings of a beautiful evening!
 
2012-12-12 02:35:05 PM
Me too subby, i got the mega number plus #39 woo hoo I'm buying a latte.
 
2012-12-12 02:42:58 PM
3. 3 dollar. 3 dollar 7.2 inch long!
 
2012-12-12 02:45:44 PM
Kyle: How much money do we have left Cartman?
Cartman: Ahh three dollars.
Kyle: What? You said we had plenty of money, Cartman!
Cartman: Yeah but I didn't take into account the fact that I suck at math.
Kyle: YOU SON OF A biatch!
 
2012-12-12 03:51:56 PM
Two bottles of Boone's Farm.
 
2012-12-12 03:58:15 PM
Go pay your debt to the Loch Ness Monster.
 
2012-12-12 04:20:13 PM
A classmate of mine from high school was the guy from Arizona who won half that big-ass Powerball lottery a couple weeks ago. Damn you, Matt.
 
2012-12-12 06:31:54 PM
tell you a little story, it's true. back when i worked i'd get in a pool with co-workers when the lottery got big. we'd have Joey the Boy pick the numbers; Joey was a bona fide Hippie in the Hippie days, he's very cool, he's from Paterson NJ. Joey is much smarter and deeper than most people you will ever meet. He's a thinker and a schemer.

any way, maybe a half dozen of us were in the pool. i prayed we'd win. sure as shiat, we hit for some dollars, nothing big but we made money. we let it ride on the next lottery. again, Joey The Boy put much thought into the numbers. again, i prayed.

short story long: we hit for more and more $$$ three times in a row. that's when i realized what i was doing was wrong, really wrong. i pulled out of the pool and never did that again. prayer for such things just isn't right and i wish i never did that.

what you do with your $3 has to be your choice. just, please...don't ask the Good Lord to intervene on your behalf. you may be blessed or maybe not, i just don't want you to regret your actions like i did.

PS: good advice i got from a wiseguy. never buy less than 3 tickets at a time, those scratch-offs. because if you buy one and go outside and pfff nothing, then the arsehole that was behind you comes outside scratch scratch scratch he hits, well you just may lose it and clean the guys clock next thing you know you're doing time in some stinking hell hole for 18 months which blows. so buy 3 tickets at the minimum when you play the scratchies.
 
2012-12-12 11:31:41 PM

CygnusDarius: Nothing but the best for the big winner.

Wild. Irish. Rose.


Nah, get on the Night Train

/Or clean yer innerds with some Sisco
 
2012-12-13 01:37:35 AM
origami at nudie bar.
 
2012-12-13 02:13:45 AM
Buy me some totalfark and burrito, and i'll help with your pr statements.
 
2012-12-13 04:27:55 AM
Send it to Office Depot headquarters with a self addressed and stamped return envelope

Mr. Neil Austrian, CEO
Office Depot Corporate Office Headquarters
6600 North Military Trail
Boca Raton, Florida 33449

And ask them to send you a share of stock back.
 
2012-12-13 08:35:55 AM

James!: 3 dollar whore!

 
2012-12-13 09:26:22 AM
buy 10000000 shares of Pets.com
 
2012-12-13 09:48:41 AM

borg: Me too subby, i got the mega number plus #39 woo hoo I'm buying a latte.


So, in a few hours, you WILL be pissing your winnings away.
 
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