ArkAngel: Buy scratch-it tickets. You're sure to win thousands.
James!: 3 dollar whore!
Slaxl: James!: 3 dollar whore!No, buy three one dollar whores!
James!: Slaxl: James!: 3 dollar whore!No, buy three one dollar whores!Have some standards, man.
Dead for Tax Reasons: 0.000006 chicks at the same time
Slaxl: Two $1 whores and $1 worth of coke?
whistleridge: Slaxl: Two $1 whores and $1 worth of coke?So...Drew's sloppy seconds and the dust clinging to the inside of the plastic baggie that the coke originally came in?
CygnusDarius: Nothing but the best for the big winner.Wild. Irish. Rose.
borg: Me too subby, i got the mega number plus #39 woo hoo I'm buying a latte.
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