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(Buzzfeed)   Muslim fourth grader writes a letter to Santa   ( divider line
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7716 clicks; posted to Main » on 12 Dec 2012 at 9:07 AM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-12-12 09:11:38 AM  
6 votes:
He only wants to know how Santa travels so fast to become a more efficient terrorist.
2012-12-12 09:33:46 AM  
4 votes:
I found his photo in another article.

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2012-12-12 09:11:52 AM  
3 votes:
Dear Santa:

This white powdre iz not Snow it is Athnrax.

Allahu Ackbar!

-Mohammad Derka Derka Jihad.
2012-12-12 10:16:41 AM  
2 votes:
Dear Santa,

All I wanted for Ramadan was a Muslim president. Thank you very much.

May Allah be with you,
2012-12-12 09:14:35 AM  
2 votes:
Would have been funnier if they wrote this guy
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2012-12-12 11:17:18 AM  
1 vote:
Santa is a ninja kid, that is all you need to know about him. The tradition of him sneaking in to all houses in one night to give presents is rooted in a "hold my beer and watch this" moment in ancient ninja lore.
2012-12-12 11:16:45 AM  
1 vote:

give me doughnuts: Dear Achmed from Yemen,

No, you can't have a grenade launcher.


Santa Claus

You'll shoot your eye out.
2012-12-12 11:00:27 AM  
1 vote:

drb9: occamswrist: At the end of the letter I was kind of expecting to see a "fark you for not giving me any presents".

I like how the letter used contractions correctly and only misspelled "wrighting" . The 4th grader even spelled celebrate, around, and happiness correctly.

Most farmers can't even do that...

Farmers frown on your shenanigans.

Ha! Farmers, farkers they all look the same to me.
2012-12-12 10:08:23 AM  
1 vote:
"P.S. My father says you are a Filthy Western Infidel Pig and he will make jihad on you when you come. Allahu Akbar!"
2012-12-12 09:36:08 AM  
1 vote:
Dear Achmed,

I can't bring you a AK-47. You'll put your eye out.

2012-12-12 09:35:55 AM  
1 vote:
Dear Santa,

I know I have been a bad boy, but why did you put coal in my stocking? I specifically asked for light sweet crude.


Prince Bandar bin Abdulaziz Al Saud
2012-12-12 09:32:04 AM  
1 vote:
Spreading happiness around the earth? LAME. Ask for a bike or something, kid.
2012-12-12 09:29:01 AM  
1 vote:
Dear Achmed from Yemen,

No, you can't have a grenade launcher.


Santa Claus
2012-12-12 09:24:24 AM  
1 vote:
Dear Santa, I KEEL YOU!
2012-12-12 09:22:39 AM  
1 vote:

ModernLuddite: He only wants to know how Santa travels so fast to become a more efficient terrorist.

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2012-12-12 09:20:01 AM  
1 vote:
Dear santa, How do you get around the world so fast? My uncle has a beard just like you and they stop him all the time. Last time they stopped him, he got so mad, he said he could just blow up. I haven't seen him since. If you see him, can you tell him to come home? Auntie Fatima won't stop crying.
P.S. And if you bring me something nice, I won't tell the MooHamId fairy.
2012-12-12 09:19:12 AM  
1 vote:
Did he ask for a bomb vest?
2012-12-12 09:15:14 AM  
1 vote:
"Is it true that you go around the world in one night?" That sounds more like a skeptic, which would not be a good thing if you're gonna be a Muslim..
2012-12-12 09:15:01 AM  
1 vote:
Dear Santa, please take the sack off my mommy so I can see what she looks like. Thanks, Achbar, age 43.
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