give me doughnuts: Dear Achmed from Yemen,No, you can't have a grenade launcher.Sincerely,Santa Claus
drb9: occamswrist: At the end of the letter I was kind of expecting to see a "fark you for not giving me any presents".I like how the letter used contractions correctly and only misspelled "wrighting" . The 4th grader even spelled celebrate, around, and happiness correctly.Most farmers can't even do that...Farmers frown on your shenanigans.
ModernLuddite: He only wants to know how Santa travels so fast to become a more efficient terrorist.
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