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2012-12-12 09:11:38 AM  
5 votes:
He only wants to know how Santa travels so fast to become a more efficient terrorist.
2012-12-12 09:08:39 AM  
2 votes:
All my feels.
2012-12-12 11:41:09 AM  
1 votes:

SuperNinjaToad: whizbangthedirtfarmer: Vangor: As someone who has taught fourth graders to write, doubting the authenticity of this letter; looks like an adult's attempt to write like a child.

As someone who taught third grades to write, I agree, or it could be a really advanced kid.

my guess would be the latter... I would assume this muslin kid is either an American Muslim or one who is educated well enough to know English in which case these kids are usually far more advance than the typical 'American' 3rd grader.


As someone who has never taught any grade I was baffled that a fourth grader still believed in Santa. Is that not unusual? When does the believing tend to stop?
2012-12-12 11:06:25 AM  
1 votes:

GlobalStrategic MapleSyrup Reserve: I'm sorry, I scrolled down, saw "40 Reasons Honey Boo-Boo became a national treasure in 2012" and promptly lost all my good feels for the day.

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Incidentally my GIS for something like this turned up a nude of my ex.

/Never GIS at work again


Links or it didn't happen
2012-12-12 10:35:02 AM  
1 votes:

Petey4335: [s3-ec.buzzfed.com image 612x612]

I thought that was pretty neat, if it was real
/suck it Muslim=terrorist stereotype.


It's all part of the Muslim lies. This kid is so indoctrinated that he/she already knows to lie to the American infidel pig dogs in what seems like an innocent letter to Santa.

/seriously, I know people who would believe this. Back in my youth, surrounded only by those people, I was one of them.
2012-12-12 10:08:23 AM  
1 votes:
"P.S. My father says you are a Filthy Western Infidel Pig and he will make jihad on you when you come. Allahu Akbar!"
2012-12-12 10:03:05 AM  
1 votes:

Vangor: whizbangthedirtfarmer: or it could be a really advanced kid.

Nothing advanced about this letter, simply a few things which speak of deliberately simplifying writing to sound childlike. Plus, this supposedly came from a school teacher, which means the child wrote the letter at home and brought it in, or the teacher assigned the students an extremely short write to Santa. Child has no reason to write the letter at home with such stationery, and this is a rather dismissive, educationally void assignment.

I want to believe (cue pictures), but I have spent too much time analyzing the mistakes in my fourth graders' writing to understand where problems are developing to not see some inconsistency here.


Next : School teacher dismissed for forcing a Muslim child to write to Santa. Parents say it goes against their beliefs idolizing a Christian belief.
2012-12-12 09:49:57 AM  
1 votes:
Nothing is posted there, no content, no link and no body - just a bunch of damn social networking icons. How the heck is everyone reading this?
2012-12-12 09:47:11 AM  
1 votes:
s3-ec.buzzfed.com

I thought that was pretty neat, if it was real
/suck it Muslim=terrorist stereotype.
2012-12-12 09:42:40 AM  
1 votes:

oryx: "Is it true that you go around the world in one night?" That sounds more like a skeptic, which would not be a good thing if you're gonna be a Muslim..


Contrary to popular belief, lots of Muslims are quite secular and progressive.
2012-12-12 09:33:46 AM  
1 votes:
I found his photo in another article.

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gja [TotalFark]
2012-12-12 09:31:16 AM  
1 votes:
Maybe we can learn something from our children.
2012-12-12 09:29:50 AM  
1 votes:

Vangor: As someone who has taught fourth graders to write, doubting the authenticity of this letter; looks like an adult's attempt to write like a child.


Absolutely. Any kid that can write that well is way too old to believe in Santa.
2012-12-12 09:20:01 AM  
1 votes:
Dear santa, How do you get around the world so fast? My uncle has a beard just like you and they stop him all the time. Last time they stopped him, he got so mad, he said he could just blow up. I haven't seen him since. If you see him, can you tell him to come home? Auntie Fatima won't stop crying.
P.S. And if you bring me something nice, I won't tell the MooHamId fairy.
2012-12-12 09:19:19 AM  
1 votes:
As someone who has taught fourth graders to write, doubting the authenticity of this letter; looks like an adult's attempt to write like a child.
2012-12-12 09:15:01 AM  
1 votes:
Dear Santa, please take the sack off my mommy so I can see what she looks like. Thanks, Achbar, age 43.
 
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