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(Dumbass Daily)   Nothing puts you in the holiday spirit like coming home to find a naked stranger on your couch watching pay cable porn while holding a terrified Chihuahua. Yo quiero ir a casa   (dumbassdaily.com) divider line 19
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2012-12-12 09:34:54 AM
I'm guessing this is the state of confusion the dog was in...

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2012-12-12 09:35:29 AM
Sounds like a typical Tuesday night to me.
 
2012-12-12 09:35:42 AM
They're gonna need a bigger box (to hold both of 'em).
 
2012-12-12 09:35:45 AM
Talk about your Chicka-Bow-Wow.
 
2012-12-12 09:36:03 AM
Meth is a helluva drug.

/(unauthorized use of a cleaning appliance)
 
2012-12-12 09:36:41 AM
"What are you in for?"
"Unauthorized use of a cleaning appliance."
And they all moved away from me on the group W bench.
"And creating a nuisance..." 
 
2012-12-12 09:39:36 AM
Burn the couch.
 
2012-12-12 09:41:03 AM
Yo quiero ir a tu casa

\pet peeve
 
2012-12-12 09:41:27 AM
She went in on her own?! That lady is tough. I would have called the cops and had them go in for me, all while crying like a baby in the driveway. And I agree, burning the couch seems like a really good plan.
 
2012-12-12 09:44:13 AM
Depends. Is the stranger a woman? Is she hot?
 
2012-12-12 09:47:23 AM
 
2012-12-12 09:51:23 AM
Obligatory:

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2012-12-12 10:00:21 AM

Honest Bender: Depends. Is the stranger a woman? Is she hot?


Honestly, I'd be pretty pleased if it was a hot gal. Can't sign off on terrifying a Chihuahua, though.
 
2012-12-12 10:03:14 AM
That poor, poor dog. It will never be the same.
 
2012-12-12 10:04:08 AM
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2012-12-12 11:03:10 AM
These people they want to go to the house?

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2012-12-12 03:12:02 PM

Billy Bathsalt: "What are you in for?"
"Unauthorized use of a cleaning appliance."
And they all moved away from me on the group W bench.
"And creating a nuisance..."


You can have anything you want at Alices Restaurant........
 
2012-12-13 12:32:03 AM
Too bad all the typos and errors in the article distract from the humor of it.
 
2012-12-13 03:21:48 PM
Naked... porn on the TV... something tells me the lady was about to "drop the chalupa", si sabes lo que quiero decir y yo creo que sí.
 
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