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(Crooks & Liars)   Scarborough: "Sexually, I'm closest to Glenn Beck"   (crooksandliars.com) divider line 30
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2012-12-12 08:26:46 AM
...but Joe thinks the right needs to stop being so nutty.
 
2012-12-12 08:26:49 AM
for some reason, i read that as closeted to Glenn Beck.
 
2012-12-12 08:28:00 AM
Crazy people easy to recognize by associating themselves with Glenn Beck.
 
2012-12-12 08:28:43 AM
Joe killed a girl in the 90's too?
 
2012-12-12 08:30:35 AM
Seeing Glen Beck and "sex" in the same sentence made me throw up in my mouth a little.
 
2012-12-12 08:31:55 AM
I'd like to be sexually close to Scarlett Johansson. It helps that we're ideologically close already.
 
2012-12-12 08:31:59 AM

kid_icarus: Seeing Glen Beck and "sex" in the same sentence made me throw up in my mouth a little lot.


FTFY
 
2012-12-12 08:35:50 AM

Hobodeluxe: Joe killed a girl in the 90's too?


Um, if you were a guest on Morning Joe right now, this is the point where Mika would stare a hole through you and try to quietly mouth "IX-NAY ON THE EAD-DAY IRL-GAY!!"
 
2012-12-12 08:35:56 AM
Joe Scarborough raped and murdered Sweet Jesus in 31.
 
2012-12-12 08:37:22 AM
So, he'll believe whatever you ask him to believe as long as you throw enough money at him?
 
2012-12-12 08:37:22 AM
Question. Does anybody actually know where Glenn Beck stands, ideologically speaking?
 
2012-12-12 08:40:41 AM

BeesNuts: Question. Does anybody actually know where Glenn Beck stands, ideologically speaking?


Slightly to the right of high-functioning paranoid schizophrenic.
 
2012-12-12 08:50:03 AM

BeesNuts: Question. Does anybody actually know where Glenn Beck stands, ideologically speaking?


TM--------------------------Glenn Beck>
 
2012-12-12 08:50:52 AM
HTML fail.

Fark it
 
2012-12-12 08:57:07 AM

BeesNuts: Question. Does anybody actually know where Glenn Beck stands, ideologically speaking?


Considering he spent the early part of his career as a tasteless "morning zoo shock jock", my guess is his spiel is all an act. And a profitable one at that. I mean, have you seen him with the idiocy and the chalkboards, and the urine-soaked effigies? He's doing what he's always done, only with a political bent.

At least, that's what I have to tell myself to stay sane; otherwise I'd have to accept that a paranoid schizophrenic was making millions more than me simply by refusing to take his meds before getting on camera.
 
2012-12-12 08:58:34 AM
Seeing Glenn Beck and "sex" in the same sentence made me throw up in kid_icarus' mouth a little.
 
2012-12-12 08:59:20 AM

Hobodeluxe: Joe killed a girl in the 90's too?


No.

It was in the 00's. And she was found dead in his office, that's all.
 
2012-12-12 09:05:20 AM
Two yakmeisters, one cup
 
2012-12-12 09:06:07 AM
I suppose if Joe was thinking of running for office again this would be one of those moments he'd like to take back. an ad running that soundbyte on a loop would be devastating.
 
2012-12-12 09:07:35 AM

Hobodeluxe: I suppose if Joe was thinking of running for office again this would be one of those moments he'd like to take back. an ad running that soundbyte on a loop would be devastating.


Oh, I don't think he's running any time soon. Too many skeleton in his office.
 
2012-12-12 09:08:07 AM
he's into little girls and killing them afterwards?
 
2012-12-12 09:14:46 AM

BeesNuts: Question. Does anybody actually know where Glenn Beck stands, ideologically speaking?


He's a Canadian character actor of the Stanislavski school. I don't think there's really much of a personality left behind that character.
 
2012-12-12 09:15:49 AM
typical of heavily ideological websites - pick out single words or lines from an hours-long show, decontextualized from a lifetime of public statements and actions, and turn it into a gotcha moment. These people have nothing better to do, and that's sad.
 
2012-12-12 09:22:15 AM

BoxOfBees: typical of heavily ideological websites - pick out single words or lines from an hours-long show, decontextualized from a lifetime of public statements and actions, and turn it into a gotcha moment. These people have nothing better to do, and that's sad.


You're talking about Fox News, right?
 
2012-12-12 09:38:06 AM

Hobodeluxe: Joe killed a girl in the 90's too ... allegedly ?


FTFY
 
2012-12-12 10:25:03 AM

sprawl15: BeesNuts: Question. Does anybody actually know where Glenn Beck stands, ideologically speaking?

He's a Canadian character actor of the Stanislavski school. I don't think there's really much of a personality left behind that character.


Like the method actor in the Harlan Ellison short story who ends up with no face in the end?
 
2012-12-12 10:26:25 AM

BeesNuts: Question. Does anybody actually know where Glenn Beck stands, ideologically speaking?


Wherever the money is.
 
2012-12-12 10:31:28 AM
Glenn Beck?

*FAR RIGHT WINGER COLLECTIVE FAP*
 
2012-12-12 10:35:07 AM
Joe was nowhere near when the found the body of the intern in his office. He's completely innocent.
 
2012-12-12 04:59:22 PM
Do you think he has hit up on Mika on one those Morning Joe road trips.

Sitting around a few drinks and sitting on the edge of the bed going over tomorrows guest list.

Mika heavy breasts pushing against the fabric of her white blouse..

Joe eyes her flat taunt stomach down to . and feels a stirring in his loins .
Damn it Joe your ex congressman act like one .

? Starting Monday meet our new host The gay black guy and Mika on Mika and Company.
 
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