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(1200 WOAI)   There's something in your eye. Oh, it's a TV   (radio.woai.com) divider line 20
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2012-12-12 09:57:35 AM
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2012-12-12 10:04:58 AM
Call me when they've got mood contacts that flash Green Lantern symbols.
 
2012-12-12 10:08:17 AM
I can't stand for an eyelash to be in my eye... let alone a contact lens tv!!!! 

I like my glasses... they make me look msart!!!
 
2012-12-12 10:13:06 AM
I had some white contacts I wore at Halloween one year. I have no idea how anyone could wear contacts daily. My eyelids do their job too well and fought off every attempt to get those things in my eye no matter how much I pried them open with my fingers.

Much respect to anyone that can wear contacts.

This might have helped.
www.realclearsports.com
 
2012-12-12 10:13:39 AM
And on the way home from the optometrist guys will be watching pr0n at 65MPH. This will end well.
 
2012-12-12 10:15:04 AM
www.cmmejob.com
 
2012-12-12 10:15:42 AM
encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com

/hawt
 
2012-12-12 10:20:34 AM
The wearer doesn't see the image; it's too close for your eyes to focus.

FTFA
 
zez
2012-12-12 10:22:49 AM

Mirrorz: I had some white contacts I wore at Halloween one year. I have no idea how anyone could wear contacts daily. My eyelids do their job too well and fought off every attempt to get those things in my eye no matter how much I pried them open with my fingers.


It's pretty much like that for everyone at first, it takes a while to get used to them. You should have tried it back when they only had hard lenses.
 
2012-12-12 10:22:55 AM
One small step for man; One giant leap for bionic man.
 
2012-12-12 10:24:02 AM
content.clearchannel.com

is not angry with you, he's just disappointed.
 
2012-12-12 10:25:02 AM
 
2012-12-12 10:26:22 AM
I refuse to wear contacts, no way I'm putting this in my eye.
 
2012-12-12 10:38:32 AM

Mirrorz: I had some white contacts I wore at Halloween one year. I have no idea how anyone could wear contacts daily. My eyelids do their job too well and fought off every attempt to get those things in my eye no matter how much I pried them open with my fingers.


Yeah, my oldest begged and begged and begged for contacts. Finally we gave in, and she couldn't stand them.

/so glad we had a free trial period
 
2012-12-12 10:41:37 AM
The wearer doesn't see the image; it's too close for your eyes to focus. It's the people looking at you that see it.

generations of women in the future, will be saying
"Hey, stop staring at my eyes...... my boobs are down here"
 
2012-12-12 10:46:12 AM

furterfan: The wearer doesn't see the image; it's too close for your eyes to focus. It's the people looking at you that see it.

generations of women in the future, will be saying
"Hey, stop staring at my eyes...... my boobs are down here"


The real trick would be wirelessly hacking your GF's eye-TVs to show porn when she's talking to you. She'll be impressed by how attentive you are.
 
2012-12-12 10:51:54 AM

zez: Mirrorz: I had some white contacts I wore at Halloween one year. I have no idea how anyone could wear contacts daily. My eyelids do their job too well and fought off every attempt to get those things in my eye no matter how much I pried them open with my fingers.

It's pretty much like that for everyone at first, it takes a while to get used to them.


This, more or less. I wore them for a few years myself; I eventually went back to glasses, but I'm considering going back again.
 
2012-12-12 11:00:28 AM
Couldn't they do this while performing Lasik? You know, laser in cable or something?
 
2012-12-12 11:35:01 AM
You could really send some signs to that cute chick at the bar.. "New-age Wink"

Also, "focusing" on a contact lens is obviously not going to work. There may be another correctional method.
"for the people looking at you"...

Hey Bro, what channel is my contact on right now?
 
2012-12-12 05:24:23 PM
What about the rabbit ears?
images.wikia.com
 
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