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		Apparently, the secret to a popular weight loss drug is that it's hard to overeat when you're in an organ failure-induced coma (forbes.com)		29
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HailRobonia		2012-12-12 09:48:40 AM

9 votes:

You know that stupid "paleo diet"? I have a diet that is guaranteed to work: The Cambrian Diet. You are allowed to eat as much as you want as long as it's trilobites.

namegoeshere		2012-12-12 10:48:34 AM

5 votes:

Sybarite: gambitsgirl: I makes you poop orange liquid uncontrollably and without warning. It was never a good idea. I had a friend stay very thin on it but she crapped herself regularly. She said it was worth it to be a size 2. I'm pretty sure the side affect would be frowned upon by most mates during sexy time. That's a BIG oops.

I wonder what would happen if you popped a couple of Alli and then ate a whole bag of Olestra chips.

Depends...

Honest Bender		2012-12-12 09:44:57 AM

4 votes:

People pay for alli? But you can get oxen for free.

The Irresponsible Captain		2012-12-12 04:23:01 PM

2 votes:

Sybarite: I wonder what would happen if you popped a couple of Alli and then ate a whole bag of Olestra chips.

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Listen, this is gonna be one hell of a bowel movement. Afterwards he'll be lucky if he has any bones left!

namegoeshere		2012-12-12 12:05:18 PM

2 votes:

AbiNormal: Alli Side Effects In Layman's Terms

Oh. My. God. This is printed as a warning. On the package:

You may feel an urgent need to go to the bathroom. Until you have a sense of any treatment effects, it's probably a smart idea to wear dark pants, and bring a change of clothes with you to work.

They're telling you, right out, that you will not just stripe your undies occasionally, but will in fact shiat through your clothing. In public.

And people do this to themselves on purpose??

AbiNormal		2012-12-12 11:43:07 AM

2 votes:

Alli Side Effects In Layman's Terms

divgradcurl		2012-12-12 11:22:56 AM

2 votes:

nmemkha		2012-12-12 10:20:13 AM

2 votes:

Sybarite		2012-12-12 10:05:58 AM

2 votes:

gambitsgirl: I makes you poop orange liquid uncontrollably and without warning. It was never a good idea. I had a friend stay very thin on it but she crapped herself regularly. She said it was worth it to be a size 2. I'm pretty sure the side affect would be frowned upon by most mates during sexy time. That's a BIG oops.

I wonder what would happen if you popped a couple of Alli and then ate a whole bag of Olestra chips.

gambitsgirl		2012-12-12 09:55:00 AM

2 votes:

Fluorescent Testicle: gambitsgirl: I makes you poop orange liquid uncontrollably and without warning.

That's probably not a personal trait you should advertise.

Crap

Fluorescent Testicle		2012-12-12 09:53:40 AM

2 votes:

gambitsgirl: I makes you poop orange liquid uncontrollably and without warning.

That's probably not a personal trait you should advertise.

JackieRabbit		2012-12-12 09:48:01 AM

2 votes:

gambitsgirl		2012-12-12 08:30:25 AM

2 votes:

I makes you poop orange liquid uncontrollably and without warning. It was never a good idea. I had a friend stay very thin on it but she crapped herself regularly. She said it was worth it to be a size 2. I'm pretty sure the side affect would be frowned upon by most mates during sexy time. That's a BIG oops.

Jethro74		2012-12-12 02:12:15 PM

1 votes:

carrion_luggage		2012-12-12 01:57:48 PM

1 votes:

What's the best way to prepare for taking Alli?

Depends.

NotARocketScientist		2012-12-12 01:31:07 PM

1 votes:

I wonder what would happen if you popped a couple of Alli and then ate a whole bag of Olestra chips.

You can be ready for your colonoscopy in 6 hours.

namegoeshere		2012-12-12 12:20:54 PM

1 votes:

The One True TheDavid: And she didn't poop herself the whole weekend I was there.

This made me LOL a lot and be very glad to have control of my bowels.

namegoeshere		2012-12-12 12:18:49 PM

1 votes:

gambitsgirl: namegoeshere: AbiNormal: Alli Side Effects In Layman's Terms

Oh. My. God. This is printed as a warning. On the package:

You may feel an urgent need to go to the bathroom. Until you have a sense of any treatment effects, it's probably a smart idea to wear dark pants, and bring a change of clothes with you to work.

They're telling you, right out, that you will not just stripe your undies occasionally, but will in fact shiat through your clothing. In public.

And people do this to themselves on purpose??

AND she shiat her cloth car seats twice. Her gay-friend-hairdresser-sidepiece would sit and complain about the "treatment effects" in HIS life. O_O

/I went out with them once. Ended in them SNORTING ambien and me sneaking the fark out and never going back. I kept asking them why not just TAKE the ambien. Side effects of snorting it (wtf erratic behavior) combind with treatment affects of Alli (figure it out) = me realizing club going was NOT the way I was going to meet people/have fun.

Ambien + Alli. Hmmm... so you don't remember where you left your random piles of oily shiat-goo?

Chubby but sane is better than skinny but oily-bat-shiat-running-down-your-legs farking nuts, I'm thinking.

unfarkingbelievable		2012-12-12 12:13:51 PM

1 votes:

gambitsgirl: unfarkingbelievable: gambitsgirl: Sybarite: gambitsgirl: I makes you poop orange liquid uncontrollably and without warning. It was never a good idea. I had a friend stay very thin on it but she crapped herself regularly. She said it was worth it to be a size 2. I'm pretty sure the side affect would be frowned upon by most mates during sexy time. That's a BIG oops.

I wonder what would happen if you popped a couple of Alli and then ate a whole bag of Olestra chips.

WMD?
Full system cleanse?
Sheets you just throw away instead of actually trying to clean them?

GG, you are totally cracking me up! I'm hysterical laughing over here.

And I'm totally looking at option 2 as I don't want to spend the time doing the Lemonaide body cleanse. I could take Alli and eat Wow!!! chips for a week! I need to go see if I have a tent as I don't intend living inside that week. And possibly the week after also.

/// O_O

Would covering it all in disposable Saran wrap help? :)

gambitsgirl		2012-12-12 12:11:05 PM

1 votes:

namegoeshere: AbiNormal: Alli Side Effects In Layman's Terms

Oh. My. God. This is printed as a warning. On the package:

You may feel an urgent need to go to the bathroom. Until you have a sense of any treatment effects, it's probably a smart idea to wear dark pants, and bring a change of clothes with you to work.

They're telling you, right out, that you will not just stripe your undies occasionally, but will in fact shiat through your clothing. In public.

And people do this to themselves on purpose??

AND she shiat her cloth car seats twice. Her gay-friend-hairdresser-sidepiece would sit and complain about the "treatment effects" in HIS life. O_O

/I went out with them once. Ended in them SNORTING ambien and me sneaking the fark out and never going back. I kept asking them why not just TAKE the ambien. Side effects of snorting it (wtf erratic behavior) combind with treatment affects of Alli (figure it out) = me realizing club going was NOT the way I was going to meet people/have fun.

namegoeshere		2012-12-12 11:08:00 AM

1 votes:

xcheopis: namegoeshere: xcheopis: Anthracite:
AND FOR GOODNESS SAKES GET UP AND EXERCISE!!!

Its not that hard people....

It is if you have bad joint inflammation and neuropathic pain.

Aquatic exercise is great for those with joint and mobility issues. Unless you are in a coma, there is always something you can do.
Sorry, the personal swimming pools are being renovated.

Q: How many passive aggressives does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Stupid lightbulb! Well, I guess we'll just have to sit here in the dark, now won't we?

gambitsgirl		2012-12-12 10:42:00 AM

1 votes:

nmemkha: Sybarite: gambitsgirl: I makes you poop orange liquid uncontrollably and without warning. It was never a good idea. I had a friend stay very thin on it but she crapped herself regularly. She said it was worth it to be a size 2. I'm pretty sure the side affect would be frowned upon by most mates during sexy time. That's a BIG oops.

I wonder what would happen if you popped a couple of Alli and then ate a whole bag of Olestra chips.

A new form of hydraulic transportation?

Simply awesome

gambitsgirl		2012-12-12 10:41:05 AM

1 votes:

JonZoidberg		2012-12-12 10:18:04 AM

1 votes:

Honey, there just ain't another way.

JackieRabbit		2012-12-12 10:08:58 AM

1 votes:

born_yesterday		2012-12-12 09:56:50 AM

1 votes:

But these cookies are FAT FREE!!!! FREE!

Deathfrogg		2012-12-12 09:51:34 AM

1 votes:

Honest Bender: People pay for alli? But you can get oxen for free.

Quiet, you.

Cybernetic		2012-12-12 09:49:24 AM

1 votes:

gambitsgirl: I had a friend stay very thin on it but she crapped herself regularly. She said it was worth it to be a size 2.

Your friend has issues.