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(Forbes)   Apparently, the secret to a popular weight loss drug is that it's hard to overeat when you're in an organ failure-induced coma   (forbes.com) divider line 22
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2012-12-12 09:53:27 AM
3 votes:
the American public is a moran. year after farking year for the last what, 15 years every over-advertised weight loss miracle drug and birth control miracle is the subject of 1 800 LAWYER type commercials with 12 - 18 months. people die, their intestines are ruined, they are non longer able to have children, blah blah blah. over & over this happens yet we constantly have a new willing crop of nitwits that want to trade cash for lies. farking morans.
2012-12-12 12:05:18 PM
2 votes:

AbiNormal: Alli Side Effects In Layman's Terms


Oh. My. God. This is printed as a warning. On the package:

You may feel an urgent need to go to the bathroom. Until you have a sense of any treatment effects, it's probably a smart idea to wear dark pants, and bring a change of clothes with you to work.

They're telling you, right out, that you will not just stripe your undies occasionally, but will in fact shiat through your clothing. In public.

And people do this to themselves on purpose??
2012-12-12 10:15:40 AM
2 votes:
Eliminating your ability to digest fat, which contains essential (essential to keep living that is) fatty acids was retarded from the beginning.

Simple caloric restriction is the worst way to lose weight without considering essential amino acids and fatty acids, and making sure your calorie restriction doesn't restrict the two macro nutrients that contain those important elements.

/hint - "whole grains" contain nothing that is essential to your health
2012-12-12 09:47:25 AM
2 votes:
Eat more vegetables, don't cook them to death. Eat natural meats and not ones loaded with hormones and antibiotics. And lay off the bread and pasta. Don't eat anything that is prepackaged and full of salt and preservatives. Drop the soda phosphorus is a killer to the Liver!

AND FOR GOODNESS SAKES GET UP AND EXERCISE!!!

Its not that hard people....
2012-12-12 08:30:25 AM
2 votes:
I makes you poop orange liquid uncontrollably and without warning. It was never a good idea. I had a friend stay very thin on it but she crapped herself regularly. She said it was worth it to be a size 2. I'm pretty sure the side affect would be frowned upon by most mates during sexy time. That's a BIG oops.
2012-12-12 01:31:07 PM
1 votes:
I wonder what would happen if you popped a couple of Alli and then ate a whole bag of Olestra chips.

You can be ready for your colonoscopy in 6 hours.
2012-12-12 12:20:54 PM
1 votes:

The One True TheDavid: And she didn't poop herself the whole weekend I was there.


This made me LOL a lot and be very glad to have control of my bowels.
2012-12-12 12:18:49 PM
1 votes:

gambitsgirl: namegoeshere: AbiNormal: Alli Side Effects In Layman's Terms

Oh. My. God. This is printed as a warning. On the package:

You may feel an urgent need to go to the bathroom. Until you have a sense of any treatment effects, it's probably a smart idea to wear dark pants, and bring a change of clothes with you to work.

They're telling you, right out, that you will not just stripe your undies occasionally, but will in fact shiat through your clothing. In public.

And people do this to themselves on purpose??

AND she shiat her cloth car seats twice. Her gay-friend-hairdresser-sidepiece would sit and complain about the "treatment effects" in HIS life. O_O


/I went out with them once. Ended in them SNORTING ambien and me sneaking the fark out and never going back. I kept asking them why not just TAKE the ambien. Side effects of snorting it (wtf erratic behavior) combind with treatment affects of Alli (figure it out) = me realizing club going was NOT the way I was going to meet people/have fun.


Ambien + Alli. Hmmm... so you don't remember where you left your random piles of oily shiat-goo?

Chubby but sane is better than skinny but oily-bat-shiat-running-down-your-legs farking nuts, I'm thinking.
2012-12-12 12:12:17 PM
1 votes:

WinoRhino: unfarkingbelievable: Wow, sorry to hear about your foot travails; I'm hoping you are getting those surgically corrected or through rehab, or combo? I just hope you can get a lot of mobility back!

Thanks! Been in physical therapy since June and things are looking up. I can walk without pain now and recently stopped wearing the stretching boot thingy to bed, but still require the air-cast immobilizing thing throughout the day. I'll be back to my old self in a couple months. Or was your post sarcastic?


No, not sarcastic. Even though I love so snark on Fark, when I read about people going through medical issues, I feel intense empathy. That said, I am very glad to hear you are indeed on the mend. And I hope you can run, jump and frolic to your heart's content soon. Cheers!
2012-12-12 12:11:05 PM
1 votes:

namegoeshere: AbiNormal: Alli Side Effects In Layman's Terms

Oh. My. God. This is printed as a warning. On the package:

You may feel an urgent need to go to the bathroom. Until you have a sense of any treatment effects, it's probably a smart idea to wear dark pants, and bring a change of clothes with you to work.

They're telling you, right out, that you will not just stripe your undies occasionally, but will in fact shiat through your clothing. In public.

And people do this to themselves on purpose??


AND she shiat her cloth car seats twice. Her gay-friend-hairdresser-sidepiece would sit and complain about the "treatment effects" in HIS life. O_O


/I went out with them once. Ended in them SNORTING ambien and me sneaking the fark out and never going back. I kept asking them why not just TAKE the ambien. Side effects of snorting it (wtf erratic behavior) combind with treatment affects of Alli (figure it out) = me realizing club going was NOT the way I was going to meet people/have fun.
2012-12-12 12:05:56 PM
1 votes:

unfarkingbelievable: Wow, sorry to hear about your foot travails; I'm hoping you are getting those surgically corrected or through rehab, or combo? I just hope you can get a lot of mobility back!


Thanks! Been in physical therapy since June and things are looking up. I can walk without pain now and recently stopped wearing the stretching boot thingy to bed, but still require the air-cast immobilizing thing throughout the day. I'll be back to my old self in a couple months. Or was your post sarcastic?
2012-12-12 11:43:07 AM
1 votes:
2012-12-12 11:40:10 AM
1 votes:

WinoRhino: xcheopis: Sorry, the personal swimming pools are being renovated.

I have bone spurs and arthritis as well as some tendon problems in my feet that have prevented me from running for the past year. So I started focusing on my diet alone for weight loss (using a web site like "my fitness pal") and dropped 2 pounds / week like clockwork. It takes dedication, commitment, and sacrifice at first, but after a week or two you'll be used to it. And if you don't have the ability to follow something like that then you either just don't want to lose weight or you have an eating disorder and require counseling. It is really as simple as people say it is. Unless you're happier making excuses... which it kinda sounds like.


Wow, sorry to hear about your foot travails; I'm hoping you are getting those surgically corrected or through rehab, or combo? I just hope you can get a lot of mobility back!
2012-12-12 11:23:27 AM
1 votes:

WinoRhino: xcheopis: Sorry, the personal swimming pools are being renovated.

I have bone spurs and arthritis as well as some tendon problems in my feet that have prevented me from running for the past year. So I started focusing on my diet alone for weight loss (using a web site like "my fitness pal") and dropped 2 pounds / week like clockwork. It takes dedication, commitment, and sacrifice at first, but after a week or two you'll be used to it. And if you don't have the ability to follow something like that then you either just don't want to lose weight or you have an eating disorder and require counseling. It is really as simple as people say it is. Unless you're happier making excuses... which it kinda sounds like.

Oh, I'm fine random internet stranger thank you for your concern. I do have a lot of neighbors, though, who are elderly, poor, and with severe mobility issues. I'm sure they also appreciate your concern and dedication and I'll be sure to pass that along the next time I'm helping deliver meds.
2012-12-12 11:15:02 AM
1 votes:

NeoBad: Someone said, "but you can get oxen for free" What is oxen? The only oxen I know of are draft animals.....


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but what the hell, I'm bored, so just in case....here ya go
2012-12-12 11:08:00 AM
1 votes:

xcheopis: namegoeshere: xcheopis: Anthracite:
AND FOR GOODNESS SAKES GET UP AND EXERCISE!!!

Its not that hard people....

It is if you have bad joint inflammation and neuropathic pain.

Aquatic exercise is great for those with joint and mobility issues. Unless you are in a coma, there is always something you can do.
Sorry, the personal swimming pools are being renovated.


Q: How many passive aggressives does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Stupid lightbulb! Well, I guess we'll just have to sit here in the dark, now won't we?
2012-12-12 10:49:58 AM
1 votes:

xcheopis: Anthracite:
AND FOR GOODNESS SAKES GET UP AND EXERCISE!!!

Its not that hard people....

It is if you have bad joint inflammation and neuropathic pain.


Aquatic exercise is great for those with joint and mobility issues. Unless you are in a coma, there is always something you can do.
2012-12-12 10:25:18 AM
1 votes:

jsteiner78: Eliminating your ability to digest fat, which contains essential (essential to keep living that is) fatty acids was retarded from the beginning.

Simple caloric restriction is the worst way to lose weight without considering essential amino acids and fatty acids, and making sure your calorie restriction doesn't restrict the two macro nutrients that contain those important elements.

/hint - "whole grains" contain nothing that is essential to your health


A reasonable well balanced diet and moderate exercise (walking has been shown to be the best form) is the one and only key to weight loss and maintenance. The best diets are always based on the 1500 kcal American Diabetic Association Diet. Any other is just fad. And you're wrong about whole grains. They do contain essential vitamins and minerals; they are also an excellent source of unrefined complex carbohydrates (the good kind). It think you may have meant refined grains, which strips away most of the nutrients.
2012-12-12 10:18:04 AM
1 votes:
home.comcast.net

Honey, there just ain't another way.
2012-12-12 10:15:23 AM
1 votes:

Anthracite:
AND FOR GOODNESS SAKES GET UP AND EXERCISE!!!

Its not that hard people....


It is if you have bad joint inflammation and neuropathic pain.
2012-12-12 09:55:11 AM
1 votes:

KrispyKritter: the American public is a moran. year after farking year for the last what, 15 years every over-advertised weight loss miracle drug and birth control miracle is the subject of 1 800 LAWYER type commercials with 12 - 18 months. people die, their intestines are ruined, they are non longer able to have children, blah blah blah. over & over this happens yet we constantly have a new willing crop of nitwits that want to trade cash for lies. farking morans.


Morans? Unable to have children? Such a tragedy...
2012-12-12 09:44:57 AM
1 votes:
People pay for alli? But you can get oxen for free.
 
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