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2012-12-12 08:36:47 AM  
I suppose this should bother me, but for some reason I just find myself shrugging.
 
2012-12-12 08:37:27 AM  
Was it this?


i.imgur.com


This was in yesterday's thread, and the poster indicated it had come from Reddit.
 
2012-12-12 08:38:23 AM  
Those show up every time shiat like this happens. Certainly that one is real though.
 
2012-12-12 08:39:39 AM  
He was probably referring to some sort of flash mob dance thing, and it all went horribly wrong.
 
2012-12-12 08:40:07 AM  
Oh. :(
 
2012-12-12 08:40:14 AM  
I totally believe it! This is in no way photoshopped.
 
2012-12-12 08:40:45 AM  

Englebert Slaptyback: Was it this?


[i.imgur.com image 850x272]


This was in yesterday's thread, and the poster indicated it had come from Reddit.



It's from 4chan. You remember the skit from the Chappelle Show where he's imagining that he's inside the internet? 4chan is the sleazy guy that takes him into a room full of porn, more porn, and goat porn.
 
2012-12-12 08:42:18 AM  
One of these gets posted after every gun massacre.
 
2012-12-12 08:44:07 AM  

ShavedApe:

It's from 4chan. You remember the skit from the Chappelle Show where he's imagining that he's inside the internet? 4chan is the sleazy guy that takes him into a room full of porn, more porn, and goat porn.


He meant the screencap itself, not the site screencapped in it, which is very obviously /b/.
 
2012-12-12 08:44:37 AM  
Cool, so can we shut down 4chan now?
 
2012-12-12 08:45:57 AM  
The internet's wretched hive of scum and villainy had a scummy villainous wretch in it? I'm shocked.
 
2012-12-12 08:49:46 AM  

Tat'dGreaser: Cool, so can we shut down 4chan now?


No, we have to fire 4chan and ban pictures from teh internets. Because, like, children.
 
2012-12-12 08:49:53 AM  
I called it as being a b/tard yesterday.
 
2012-12-12 08:50:15 AM  
Great, another attention whore who just couldn't help himself and had to ruin innocent lives for his narcissistic, masturbatory power trip. glad he's dead, though maybe a couple other people wouldn't be had it been more difficult for him to get a "military-style" weapon. Assault weapons ban is apparently violating the 2nd amendment.

I wonder what George Washington would say if he saw teenagers walking down the street armed with AR-15s loaded with hv mags. And hey, it doesnt specify what kind of arms, lets go ahead and theorize its an NRA members wet dream and give the teens a few fragmentation grenades and flamethrowers for good measure.
 
2012-12-12 08:50:47 AM  

target="_blank">Tat'dGreaser: Cool, so can we shut down 4chan now?


Yeah, because that would take deranged people go away.

Your suggestion is as idiotic as demanding that people shut down telephone services because someone used a telephone to warn about a shooting.
 
2012-12-12 08:51:47 AM  
media.tumblr.com

But seriously, even if this anon knew about the shooting, there's no way any sensible person could expect someone to interpret this as a real threat.
 
2012-12-12 08:53:27 AM  

enochianwolf: Great, another attention whore who just couldn't help himself and had to ruin innocent lives for his narcissistic, masturbatory power trip. glad he's dead, though maybe a couple other people wouldn't be had it been more difficult for him to get a "military-style" weapon. Assault weapons ban is apparently violating the 2nd amendment.

I wonder what George Washington would say if he saw teenagers walking down the street armed with AR-15s loaded with hv mags. And hey, it doesnt specify what kind of arms, lets go ahead and theorize its an NRA members wet dream and give the teens a few fragmentation grenades and flamethrowers for good measure.


You are correct; clearly, his act of double-homicide would have been acceptable had he utilized a non-tactical Mini-14 to commit it instead of the AR-15 that he was reported to have used.

/Given the low body count, he may actually have used a Mini-14.
 
2012-12-12 08:54:53 AM  
moocifer
I totally believe it! This is in no way photoshopped.

This can in no way be related to the idiotic ambiguous American way of writing dates as MM/DD/YY or YY/DD/MM.
 
2012-12-12 08:56:21 AM  

The Voice of Doom: moocifer
I totally believe it! This is in no way photoshopped.

This can in no way be related to the idiotic ambiguous American way of writing dates as MM/DD/YY or YY/DD/MM.


Could not this matter be resolved through a link to 4chan?

Or would absolutely no one admit to clicking it?
 
2012-12-12 08:59:20 AM  
The Voice of Doom
This can in no way be related to the idiotic ambiguous American way of writing dates as MM/DD/YY or YY/DD/MM.


Okay, apparently it isn't since whatever happened there seems to have happened in December.
 
2012-12-12 09:00:29 AM  

OtherLittleGuy: Tat'dGreaser: Cool, so can we shut down 4chan now?

No, we have to fire 4chan and ban pictures from teh internets. Because, like, children.


you guys are both small time. the real problem is books. we must eliminate them immediately or whack jobs like tom clancy will continue to give these misguided people bad ideas. personally, i blame him for every mall shooting since 2003 teeth of the tiger

/i've got my salamander outfit all ready to go, just let me know when
 
2012-12-12 09:00:39 AM  

Dimensio: Could not this matter be resolved through a link to 4chan?

Or would absolutely no one admit to clicking it?


That thread is long gone by ow.
 
2012-12-12 09:00:44 AM  
So what?
 
2012-12-12 09:01:23 AM  
Damn it. *now*
 
2012-12-12 09:03:05 AM  
Dimensio
Could not this matter be resolved through a link to 4chan?

Or would absolutely no one admit to clicking it?


I just went there and the first discussion I happened to be clicking on had posts from 12/12/12, which, while not ambiguous, wasn't exactly helpful in figuring out 4chan's date format.

So I googled for the shooting to find out if it happened only a few days ago or in November.
 
2012-12-12 09:04:14 AM  

abhorrent1: Dimensio: Could not this matter be resolved through a link to 4chan?

Or would absolutely no one admit to clicking it?

That thread is long gone by ow.


yeah, it is like a river of shiat, step in it once, and you can never step back into the same festering place twice. i know they say that once something goes on the internet, it is there forever, but hopefully some of the things on 4chan really do disappear. god help google if the are trying to save it all...
 
2012-12-12 09:04:27 AM  
RELIGION OF PEACE


the reason the body count wasn't higher was that he was using a .22 rifle
 
2012-12-12 09:06:35 AM  
Two victims and the shooter dead? I could have done better with my .357. This guy was certainly unworthy of an "assault rifle".

/12-21-2012. Watch the news. Totalfark./
 
2012-12-12 09:06:58 AM  

enochianwolf: Great, another attention whore who just couldn't help himself and had to ruin innocent lives for his narcissistic, masturbatory power trip. glad he's dead, though maybe a couple other people wouldn't be had it been more difficult for him to get a "military-style" weapon. Assault weapons ban is apparently violating the 2nd amendment.

I wonder what George Washington would say if he saw teenagers walking down the street armed with AR-15s loaded with hv mags. And hey, it doesnt specify what kind of arms, lets go ahead and theorize its an NRA members wet dream and give the teens a few fragmentation grenades and flamethrowers for good measure.


0/10. You need practice, padawan.
 
2012-12-12 09:07:13 AM  

Dimensio: enochianwolf: Great, another attention whore who just couldn't help himself and had to ruin innocent lives for his narcissistic, masturbatory power trip. glad he's dead, though maybe a couple other people wouldn't be had it been more difficult for him to get a "military-style" weapon. Assault weapons ban is apparently violating the 2nd amendment.

I wonder what George Washington would say if he saw teenagers walking down the street armed with AR-15s loaded with hv mags. And hey, it doesnt specify what kind of arms, lets go ahead and theorize its an NRA members wet dream and give the teens a few fragmentation grenades and flamethrowers for good measure.

You are correct; clearly, his act of double-homicide would have been acceptable had he utilized a non-tactical Mini-14 to commit it instead of the AR-15 that he was reported to have used.

/Given the low body count, he may actually have used a Mini-14.


It wouldn't have been acceptable if he used a Tickle-me Elmo doll, but the chances of survival for the people in the mall would have been much higher. What i'm saying is people should have to go through more bureaucratic b.s. to get a gun than anything else in their lives, yet ironically you can be diagnosed with mental illness and still get one no problem, and not just a little pea-shooter, you can get serious hardware as a paranoid schizo, and the NRA sees this as freedom
 
2012-12-12 09:07:33 AM  
Blah blah speculation blah blah outrage blah blah gun control.

I think that about covers it at this point.
 
2012-12-12 09:11:04 AM  
I was also told that Milhouse was a meme. So clearly that is true as well.
 
2012-12-12 09:14:39 AM  

enochianwolf: Dimensio: enochianwolf: Great, another attention whore who just couldn't help himself and had to ruin innocent lives for his narcissistic, masturbatory power trip. glad he's dead, though maybe a couple other people wouldn't be had it been more difficult for him to get a "military-style" weapon. Assault weapons ban is apparently violating the 2nd amendment.

I wonder what George Washington would say if he saw teenagers walking down the street armed with AR-15s loaded with hv mags. And hey, it doesnt specify what kind of arms, lets go ahead and theorize its an NRA members wet dream and give the teens a few fragmentation grenades and flamethrowers for good measure.

You are correct; clearly, his act of double-homicide would have been acceptable had he utilized a non-tactical Mini-14 to commit it instead of the AR-15 that he was reported to have used.

/Given the low body count, he may actually have used a Mini-14.

It wouldn't have been acceptable if he used a Tickle-me Elmo doll, but the chances of survival for the people in the mall would have been much higher. What i'm saying is people should have to go through more bureaucratic b.s. to get a gun than anything else in their lives, yet ironically you can be diagnosed with mental illness and still get one no problem, and not just a little pea-shooter, you can get serious hardware as a paranoid schizo, and the NRA sees this as freedom


Individuals adjudicated as mentally defective are legally prohibited from possessing firearms. The AR-15 fires one of the lowest-powered centerfire rifle cartridges commonly available; as centerfire rifles go, it is a "pea shooter".

Perhaps posting to /b/ should be considered admissable demonstration of mental instability.
 
2012-12-12 09:14:45 AM  

Farce-Side: Blah blah speculation blah blah outrage blah blah gun control.

I think that about covers it at this point.


Sure, until it happens again. And again. And again. I think the problem will sort itself out once we make sure every citizen of child-bearing age has a personal side-arm.
 
2012-12-12 09:15:26 AM  

Tat'dGreaser: Cool, so can we shut down 4chan now?


imgs.xkcd.com
 
2012-12-12 09:15:59 AM  

enochianwolf: Farce-Side: Blah blah speculation blah blah outrage blah blah gun control.

I think that about covers it at this point.

Sure, until it happens again. And again. And again. I think the problem will sort itself out once we make sure every citizen of child-bearing age has a personal side-arm.


I would recommend, as an alternative, improving mental health care in the United States of America, so that mentally unstable individuals may be better identified and treated before they engage in any violent action.
 
2012-12-12 09:17:21 AM  
Really fark?? Were linking to screencaps of 4chan threads as news now???

/keep farking that chicken...
 
2012-12-12 09:18:58 AM  

Farce-Side: Blah blah speculation blah blah outrage blah blah gun control.

I think that about covers it at this point.


No, it doesn't. Because the fact is that if everyone carried a gun this guy likely would have only been able to kill one person rather than two, and may not have even gotten to do that. Guns can save lives as well as do away with them. People forget that.
 
2012-12-12 09:19:39 AM  

enochianwolf: Dimensio: enochianwolf: Great, another attention whore who just couldn't help himself and had to ruin innocent lives for his narcissistic, masturbatory power trip. glad he's dead, though maybe a couple other people wouldn't be had it been more difficult for him to get a "military-style" weapon. Assault weapons ban is apparently violating the 2nd amendment.

I wonder what George Washington would say if he saw teenagers walking down the street armed with AR-15s loaded with hv mags. And hey, it doesnt specify what kind of arms, lets go ahead and theorize its an NRA members wet dream and give the teens a few fragmentation grenades and flamethrowers for good measure.

You are correct; clearly, his act of double-homicide would have been acceptable had he utilized a non-tactical Mini-14 to commit it instead of the AR-15 that he was reported to have used.

/Given the low body count, he may actually have used a Mini-14.

It wouldn't have been acceptable if he used a Tickle-me Elmo doll, but the chances of survival for the people in the mall would have been much higher. What i'm saying is people should have to go through more bureaucratic b.s. to get a gun than anything else in their lives, yet ironically you can be diagnosed with mental illness and still get one no problem, and not just a little pea-shooter, you can get serious hardware as a paranoid schizo, and the NRA sees this as freedom


The sheer amount of death attributed to heart disease from obesity and you're worried about gun control?

You're priorities are whacko.
 
2012-12-12 09:20:50 AM  

Girion47: enochianwolf: Dimensio: enochianwolf: Great, another attention whore who just couldn't help himself and had to ruin innocent lives for his narcissistic, masturbatory power trip. glad he's dead, though maybe a couple other people wouldn't be had it been more difficult for him to get a "military-style" weapon. Assault weapons ban is apparently violating the 2nd amendment.

I wonder what George Washington would say if he saw teenagers walking down the street armed with AR-15s loaded with hv mags. And hey, it doesnt specify what kind of arms, lets go ahead and theorize its an NRA members wet dream and give the teens a few fragmentation grenades and flamethrowers for good measure.

You are correct; clearly, his act of double-homicide would have been acceptable had he utilized a non-tactical Mini-14 to commit it instead of the AR-15 that he was reported to have used.

/Given the low body count, he may actually have used a Mini-14.

It wouldn't have been acceptable if he used a Tickle-me Elmo doll, but the chances of survival for the people in the mall would have been much higher. What i'm saying is people should have to go through more bureaucratic b.s. to get a gun than anything else in their lives, yet ironically you can be diagnosed with mental illness and still get one no problem, and not just a little pea-shooter, you can get serious hardware as a paranoid schizo, and the NRA sees this as freedom

The sheer amount of death attributed to heart disease from obesity and you're worried about gun control?

Your priorities are whacko.


FTFM
 
hej
2012-12-12 09:23:02 AM  
"Remember that guy who shot up the Clackamas Town Center on 12/11/12? "

No.
 
2012-12-12 09:28:44 AM  

Dimensio: Individuals adjudicated as mentally defective are legally prohibited from possessing firearms.


That certainly stops the crazies.
 
2012-12-12 09:29:01 AM  

enochianwolf: Dimensio: enochianwolf: Great, another attention whore who just couldn't help himself and had to ruin innocent lives for his narcissistic, masturbatory power trip. glad he's dead, though maybe a couple other people wouldn't be had it been more difficult for him to get a "military-style" weapon. Assault weapons ban is apparently violating the 2nd amendment.

I wonder what George Washington would say if he saw teenagers walking down the street armed with AR-15s loaded with hv mags. And hey, it doesnt specify what kind of arms, lets go ahead and theorize its an NRA members wet dream and give the teens a few fragmentation grenades and flamethrowers for good measure.

You are correct; clearly, his act of double-homicide would have been acceptable had he utilized a non-tactical Mini-14 to commit it instead of the AR-15 that he was reported to have used.

/Given the low body count, he may actually have used a Mini-14.

It wouldn't have been acceptable if he used a Tickle-me Elmo doll, but the chances of survival for the people in the mall would have been much higher. What i'm saying is people should have to go through more bureaucratic b.s. to get a gun than anything else in their lives, yet ironically you can be diagnosed with mental illness and still get one no problem, and not just a little pea-shooter, you can get serious hardware as a paranoid schizo, and the NRA sees this as freedom


What disgusts me is the obsession with makes and models media and anti-firearms advocates have. It's almost fetishistic, and it's the same type of obsession teenagers have with drugs: to them, guns are magical and not well understood.
 
2012-12-12 09:30:41 AM  

Girion47: The sheer amount of death attributed to heart disease from obesity and you're worried about gun control?

You're priorities are whacko.



I'm not worried about the pleasant fat couple from down the street clogging their arteries with salt and fat in the mall food court, I'm worried about them getting their heads blown off by another psycho with a weapon trying to become famous.

Holmes, the Aurora shooter, purchased his assault rifle and body armor legally, yet was considered mentally unbalanced by his psychiatrist, just not diagnosed. I'll agree with Dimensio's point about providing better mental healthcare in this country as a good alternative to stricter gun control, but I believe we need a good measure of both. For example, anyone with an (R) next to their name in office is a guaranteed rubber stamp for looser gun regulations and less federal support for mental healthcare

/so vote democrat
 
2012-12-12 09:31:05 AM  

utahraptor2: enochianwolf: Dimensio: enochianwolf: Great, another attention whore who just couldn't help himself and had to ruin innocent lives for his narcissistic, masturbatory power trip. glad he's dead, though maybe a couple other people wouldn't be had it been more difficult for him to get a "military-style" weapon. Assault weapons ban is apparently violating the 2nd amendment.

I wonder what George Washington would say if he saw teenagers walking down the street armed with AR-15s loaded with hv mags. And hey, it doesnt specify what kind of arms, lets go ahead and theorize its an NRA members wet dream and give the teens a few fragmentation grenades and flamethrowers for good measure.

You are correct; clearly, his act of double-homicide would have been acceptable had he utilized a non-tactical Mini-14 to commit it instead of the AR-15 that he was reported to have used.

/Given the low body count, he may actually have used a Mini-14.

It wouldn't have been acceptable if he used a Tickle-me Elmo doll, but the chances of survival for the people in the mall would have been much higher. What i'm saying is people should have to go through more bureaucratic b.s. to get a gun than anything else in their lives, yet ironically you can be diagnosed with mental illness and still get one no problem, and not just a little pea-shooter, you can get serious hardware as a paranoid schizo, and the NRA sees this as freedom

What disgusts me is the obsession with makes and models media and anti-firearms advocates have. It's almost fetishistic, and it's the same type of obsession teenagers have with drugs: to them, guns are magical and not well understood.


I would be skeptical of your assessment, except that I have seen a video of a civilian disarmament advocate explicitly claiming a .50 BMG caliber rifle (that is almost never used in crime) to fire "heat-seeking" ammunition when advocating prohibition of it.
 
2012-12-12 09:32:01 AM  

enochianwolf: Girion47: The sheer amount of death attributed to heart disease from obesity and you're worried about gun control?

You're priorities are whacko.


I'm not worried about the pleasant fat couple from down the street clogging their arteries with salt and fat in the mall food court, I'm worried about them getting their heads blown off by another psycho with a weapon trying to become famous.

Holmes, the Aurora shooter, purchased his assault rifle and body armor legally, yet was considered mentally unbalanced by his psychiatrist, just not diagnosed. I'll agree with Dimensio's point about providing better mental healthcare in this country as a good alternative to stricter gun control, but I believe we need a good measure of both. For example, anyone with an (R) next to their name in office is a guaranteed rubber stamp for looser gun regulations and less federal support for mental healthcare

/so vote democrat


What "stricter" firearm regulation do you propose?
 
2012-12-12 09:32:10 AM  
Is anyone else kind of disappointed when there's a highly reported shooting like this, and it turns out that only a couple people died?
 
2012-12-12 09:35:24 AM  

doczoidberg: Is anyone else kind of disappointed when there's a highly reported shooting like this, and it turns out that only a couple people died?


Mr. Josh Sugarmann and Mr. Daniel Gross are likely very disappointed.
 
2012-12-12 09:35:54 AM  

enochianwolf: Great, another attention whore who just couldn't help himself and had to ruin innocent lives for his narcissistic, masturbatory power trip. glad he's dead, though maybe a couple other people wouldn't be had it been more difficult for him to get a "military-style" weapon. Assault weapons ban is apparently violating the 2nd amendment.

I wonder what George Washington would say if he saw teenagers walking down the street armed with AR-15s loaded with hv mags. And hey, it doesnt specify what kind of arms, lets go ahead and theorize its an NRA members wet dream and give the teens a few fragmentation grenades and flamethrowers for good measure.


All assault weapons are banned in the USA. Nice try troll.
 
2012-12-12 09:37:00 AM  
 
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