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(WTSP)   When you are about to be released from a traffic stop, it is not ideal to begin peeing all over the police car   ( divider line
    More: Florida, patrol cars, traffic stops, Alachua County Sheriff's Office, peeing, Polk  
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2541 clicks; posted to Main » on 12 Dec 2012 at 12:08 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-12-12 12:10:04 PM  
But on Meth it is.
2012-12-12 12:18:09 PM  
I'm not saying I agree... But I understand.
2012-12-12 12:19:29 PM  
It's not? Huh. I'll be damned...
2012-12-12 12:28:48 PM  
Illegal tint, eh?

Driving while succesful and attractive?
2012-12-12 12:37:59 PM
2012-12-12 01:26:53 PM  
I read that as peeling out and this was delightfully funnier
2012-12-12 01:36:31 PM  
I always thought that this was standard procedure.
2012-12-12 01:41:05 PM  
Just the driver side door handle is sufficient.
2012-12-12 01:44:10 PM  
Very poor social skills. Peeing is rude. One ALWAYS should poop.
2012-12-12 03:27:38 PM  
Yes, I am absolutely positive the "tint" was the issue.
2012-12-12 03:55:49 PM  
Gotta be really piss off to do that.
2012-12-12 05:56:08 PM  

I was was watching one of those cop shows awhile back and the cop had pulled over this truck for basically noting something rather trivial (don't recall)...the officer says to the occupants "I'm just going to give you this warning..."

Then the yahoo says, "Hey, you're welcome to search the truck!"...which the officer did without further prompting.

BAD CHOICE! Car was full of weed.

Goddamn! First, you don't say sh*t to an officer other than what is necessary..."yes" and "no" suffice but the best thing to say is "I'd like to speak with my attorney" and shut the hell up.

Second, if the cop is about to let you go...GO! Get the f*ck away from the situation! Don't even say "thank you" as that implies he did you a favour.
2012-12-12 10:43:39 PM  
Was there streaming video of the incident as it happened?
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