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(Mother Nature Network)   If really believe in the Mayan calendar, then it only makes sense why you would want to spend that day on top of a pyramid-shaped mountain in Serbia that was once the home of a wizard guarding a treasure and may house a UFO   (mnn.com ) divider line
    More: Obvious, Serbia, Mesoamerican Long Count calendar, safe zone, tourists  
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2012-12-12 11:45:18 AM  
Don't worry, the Mothership will save us.
 
2012-12-12 11:48:10 AM  
Jesus fark, yalla stoopid.

Also, Serbia? You gon' get shot.
 
2012-12-12 11:48:43 AM  
The Mayan calendar only ends because they want you to buy the next one. Duh
 
2012-12-12 11:52:15 AM  
what's Myan is mine and what Urine is Myan
 
2012-12-12 12:01:42 PM  
I'm actually disappointed that more people aren't taking this particular panic seriously. I live in the south, so last year I knew people who actually thought Harold Camping might know what he was talking about. But even my dumbest co-workers tend to talk about this one with an eyeroll and a smile.

I guess it's overexposure. Even the media seems kinda tired of pretending that this is in any way news.
 
2012-12-12 12:03:27 PM  

MaliFinn: The Mayan calendar only ends because they want you to buy the next one. Duh


If the next one is a Garfield calendar, color me ready to buy!
 
2012-12-12 12:08:09 PM  

jaybeezey: MaliFinn: The Mayan calendar only ends because they want you to buy the next one. Duh

If the next one is a Garfield calendar, color me ready to buy!


I had a page-a-day calendar of stupid sayings which I enjoyed, so I was really looking forward to the Idiots Monthly calendar that the same company put out.

It was a mirror.
 
2012-12-12 12:12:15 PM  
♫Yeah, yeah, my heart's in a whirl
I love, I love my little Mayan calendar girl♫
 
2012-12-12 12:15:24 PM  

jaybeezey: MaliFinn: The Mayan calendar only ends because they want you to buy the next one. Duh

If the next one is a Garfield calendar, color me ready to buy!


Flanders?
 
2012-12-12 12:18:15 PM  
I am confused, if these people really believe the world is going to end, why are they reserving hotel rooms?
 
2012-12-12 12:21:59 PM  
I wish I could make money off this somehow damnit!
 
2012-12-12 12:26:56 PM  

groppet: I wish I could make money off this somehow damnit!


Start selling tickets to the event on ebay
 
2012-12-12 12:35:34 PM  
Don't forget the mayonnaise!

upload.wikimedia.org


/hot
 
2012-12-12 12:39:09 PM  
Serious question: where do people get these ideas? Why this one {some obscure mountain in France} rather than, say, anywhere else in particular?
 
2012-12-12 12:43:14 PM  
Not to worry,The System Lords save...er harvest more slaves.
 
2012-12-12 12:57:44 PM  
Heh it would be kinda of funny if a alien space craft just came out of the mt long enough for people to take a picture of it then left. No words no destruction, Just take off and its gone for good.
I wonder how people would react.
 
2012-12-12 01:03:44 PM  

HelloNeuman: what's Myan is mine and what Urine is Myan


Mayan is Mayan and yours is Mayan and theirs is Mayan and we are all together...

/goo-goo-gah-choob
 
2012-12-12 01:04:00 PM  
The disturbing part is the people who are going all Jor-El and shooting their babies off in rockets into space. Sure, they'll become super beings on other planets, but pieces of earth that may be left over from the destruction will be deadly to them.
 
2012-12-12 01:20:26 PM  
I'm counting on this Mayan doomsday thing to pan out, otherwise my famyli will discover I put only empty boxes under the Christmas tree
 
2012-12-12 01:21:08 PM  
This sounds like a great setting for a new RPG campaign of some sort.

Why yes, I was playing D&D last night, why do you ask?
 
2012-12-12 02:11:42 PM  
You know, part of me is really, really tempted to find one of these doomsday spots and camp out on The Big Day, just to watch the waves of disappointment when nothing happens.

Another part of me, on the other hand, would rather avoid the rioting that will likely occur when nothing else does.
 
2012-12-12 02:14:40 PM  
Crap! That is where I parked my ship. I had thought I had hidden it better now all these idiots will be wanting me to take them with me and since I am an enlightened peaceful alien my morality won't allow me to leave them behind when your world ends. Thankfully I have room for them since I was sent to collect the talented, evolved and gifted among Earth's people and found there was none.
 
2012-12-12 02:16:13 PM  

Millennium: You know, part of me is really, really tempted to find one of these doomsday spots and camp out on The Big Day, just to watch the waves of disappointment when nothing happens.

Another part of me, on the other hand, would rather avoid the rioting that will likely occur when nothing else does.


I'd be tempted to camp out with a giant Nelson HA HA banner, and unfurl it when they realise nothing's gonna happen.

/and then run like hell
 
2012-12-12 02:23:06 PM  
I will still stand my ground with my mother. She now DENIES she asked me if I am going to continue to Homeschool my kids and teach them anything because the world is ending the 12/21.
 
2012-12-12 02:45:15 PM  
If you believe in the Mayan calendar?

Does anyone actually dispute that the Mayans had a calendar?
 
2012-12-12 03:15:04 PM  

capt.hollister: I'm counting on this Mayan doomsday thing to pan out, otherwise my family will discover I put only empty boxes under the Christmas tree


Enlightenment is not the worst gift one can receive.
But, yeah, I myself am invested heavily in end-of-the-world futures, as well as some apocalyptic bonds and a time share just outside of Armageddon, so if this end times thing doesn't come along next week, I'm ruined.
 
2012-12-12 03:50:25 PM  
Any credulous but smoking hot Serbian girls reading this should know that the Mayan Apocalypse can ONLY be averted if a smoking hot Serbian woman sercks mah bawls.
 
2012-12-12 04:01:04 PM  

Sim Tree: Serious question: where do people get these ideas? Why this one {some obscure mountain in France} rather than, say, anywhere else in particular?


Our apocalypses look much classier.
 
2012-12-12 04:29:13 PM  
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-12-13 01:32:39 AM  

Hector Remarkable:
Enlightenment is not the worst gift one can receive.


Yeah. tell Cassandra that bit.
 
2012-12-13 06:40:26 AM  
That's just silly.

Besides, everybody knows the pyramids don't have spaceships in them, they are landing pads...
 
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