Richard Marx is hilarious on Twitter.

Richard Marx @richardmarx
Tonight, I plan on soft-rocking the living shiat out of New York City. #cannotwait

Richard Marx @richardmarx
From inception to completion, Jonas Salk cured polio faster than most people go through airport security. #whatissofarkinghard

Richard Marx @richardmarx
So Reba McIntire is now just REBA. If I ever get popular again I'm going to be known as just DICK.

Richard Marx @richardmarx
Just sang"O Holy Night" on Daily Buzz this early in the am and on the high note I think I may have ruptured my spleen.

Jeez dad, how about some Rick Astley for a change?

What's better than the combination of Richard Marx and Miller Lite?

What, submitter, could possibly be better than a Richard Marx CD and a 24-ounce can of Miller Lite? 80s musak and a can of warm piss with bubbles....the ladies will be bustin down your door.

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Disappointed it wasn't this album:

Sybarite: It don't mean nothing.

Somethimes you just need to hold on to the nights, those endless summer nights.

Was the shoplifter's name Warren?

Sounds like someone is getting set for a wicked hot date.

//with subby's mom

"HOLD ONNNNNNN TO THE LITE..."

Wherever you go... whatever you do... they (cops) will be right there waiting for you.

Bermuda59: Was the shoplifter's name Warren?

It must have been for his girlfriend

If Im going to turn to a life of crime Im going to do stuff that will be worth the trip to jail.

groppet: If Im going to turn to a life of crime Im going to do stuff that will be worth the trip to jail.

Yeah, there really should be a hookers and blow store.

"About $100 worth of merchandise was found in the bag including a Cher "Greatest Hits" CD and Richard Marx "A Night Out with Friends" CD, one Miller Lite 24-ounce can of beer..."

The worse music to go with the worst beer. I can't imagine a greater failure or more miserable party.

Sybarite: It don't mean nothing.

No victim, no crime

stickandmove: Bermuda59: Was the shoplifter's name Warren?

It must have been for his girlfriend

Thank you, proving once again no reference is too obscure for FARK!

Badafuco: Wherever you go... whatever you do... they (cops) will be right there waiting for you.

That would be Brian Adams, not Richard Marx lol

I have to say I totally can't blame her for her choice. The Richard Marx album ALSO comes with a DVD. It's great! I have it in my collection. Only I didn't shoplift mine.

I have to say I'm loving the frequency of Richard Marx posts on Fark lately. :-)

AverageAmericanGuy: Richard Marx is hilarious on Twitter.

He was drunk-Tweeting the other night. Comedy gold!

Mob-Doc: Disappointed it wasn't this album:
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His new stuff is so much better!

Buttknuckle: Badafuco: Wherever you go... whatever you do... they (cops) will be right there waiting for you.

That would be Brian Adams, not Richard Marx lol

Nope, that's Richard Marx.

Richard Marx is nice music... don't shiat on it.

prjindigo: Richard Marx is nice music... don't shiat on it.

That gets you added to my favorites list, my friend! :-)

My favorite Richard Marx album:

Let me hazard a guess...

Someone got my list!

finnished: Let me hazard a guess...

I see what you did there...