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(NW Florida Daily News)   If you must shoplift your Christmas presents this year, steal something better than a Richard Marx CD and a 24-ounce can of Miller Lite   (nwfdailynews.com) divider line 29
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2012-12-12 04:51:34 AM
Richard Marx is hilarious on Twitter.

Richard Marx @richardmarx
Tonight, I plan on soft-rocking the living shiat out of New York City. #cannotwait

Richard Marx @richardmarx
From inception to completion, Jonas Salk cured polio faster than most people go through airport security. #whatissofarkinghard

Richard Marx @richardmarx
So Reba McIntire is now just REBA. If I ever get popular again I'm going to be known as just DICK.

Richard Marx @richardmarx
Just sang"O Holy Night" on Daily Buzz this early in the am and on the high note I think I may have ruptured my spleen.
 
2012-12-12 09:19:36 AM
It don't mean nothing.
 
2012-12-12 10:19:31 AM
Yeah, you need a few more 24 oz cans to make it through that music.
 
2012-12-12 11:21:31 AM
www.saturday-night-live.com

Happy birthday, Jesus. Hope you like crap!
 
2012-12-12 12:04:45 PM
Jeez dad, how about some Rick Astley for a change?
 
2012-12-12 12:05:55 PM
What's better than the combination of Richard Marx and Miller Lite?
 
2012-12-12 12:09:41 PM
What, submitter, could possibly be better than a Richard Marx CD and a 24-ounce can of Miller Lite? 80s musak and a can of warm piss with bubbles....the ladies will be bustin down your door.
 
2012-12-12 12:11:51 PM
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2012-12-12 12:13:51 PM
Disappointed it wasn't this album:
i49.tinypic.com
 
2012-12-12 12:28:05 PM
Richard Marx? Might as well call yourself "Pecker Tracks".
 
2012-12-12 12:32:25 PM

Sybarite: It don't mean nothing.


Somethimes you just need to hold on to the nights, those endless summer nights.
 
2012-12-12 12:33:06 PM
Was the shoplifter's name Warren?
 
2012-12-12 01:00:40 PM
Sounds like someone is getting set for a wicked hot date.

//with subby's mom
 
2012-12-12 01:07:23 PM
"HOLD ONNNNNNN TO THE LITE..."
 
2012-12-12 01:17:58 PM
Wherever you go... whatever you do... they (cops) will be right there waiting for you.
 
2012-12-12 01:24:35 PM

Bermuda59: Was the shoplifter's name Warren?


It must have been for his girlfriend
 
2012-12-12 01:26:54 PM
If Im going to turn to a life of crime Im going to do stuff that will be worth the trip to jail.
 
2012-12-12 01:28:36 PM

groppet: If Im going to turn to a life of crime Im going to do stuff that will be worth the trip to jail.


Yeah, there really should be a hookers and blow store.
 
2012-12-12 01:32:43 PM
"About $100 worth of merchandise was found in the bag including a Cher "Greatest Hits" CD and Richard Marx "A Night Out with Friends" CD, one Miller Lite 24-ounce can of beer..."

The worse music to go with the worst beer. I can't imagine a greater failure or more miserable party.
 
2012-12-12 01:38:20 PM

Sybarite: It don't mean nothing.


No victim, no crime
 
2012-12-12 01:58:09 PM

stickandmove: Bermuda59: Was the shoplifter's name Warren?

It must have been for his girlfriend


Thank you, proving once again no reference is too obscure for FARK!
 
2012-12-12 02:58:45 PM

Badafuco: Wherever you go... whatever you do... they (cops) will be right there waiting for you.


That would be Brian Adams, not Richard Marx lol
 
2012-12-12 03:28:14 PM
I have to say I totally can't blame her for her choice. The Richard Marx album ALSO comes with a DVD. It's great! I have it in my collection. Only I didn't shoplift mine.

I have to say I'm loving the frequency of Richard Marx posts on Fark lately. :-)

AverageAmericanGuy: Richard Marx is hilarious on Twitter.


He was drunk-Tweeting the other night. Comedy gold!

Mob-Doc: Disappointed it wasn't this album:
[i49.tinypic.com image 500x500]


His new stuff is so much better!

Buttknuckle: Badafuco: Wherever you go... whatever you do... they (cops) will be right there waiting for you.

That would be Brian Adams, not Richard Marx lol


Nope, that's Richard Marx.
 
2012-12-12 05:16:11 PM
Richard Marx is nice music... don't shiat on it.
 
2012-12-12 05:48:44 PM

prjindigo: Richard Marx is nice music... don't shiat on it.


That gets you added to my favorites list, my friend! :-)
 
2012-12-12 06:17:03 PM
My favorite Richard Marx album:
russianmemory.com
 
2012-12-12 08:10:30 PM
Let me hazard a guess...
 
2012-12-12 10:24:42 PM
Someone got my list!
 
2012-12-12 11:10:12 PM

finnished: Let me hazard a guess...


I see what you did there...
 
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