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(Daily Mail)   Ingredients in a Bloody Mary: Vodak, tomato juice, celery, Polish sausage, cheeseburger   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 36
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2012-12-12 12:02:18 AM  
Or, the "American" re-invented version.

/fark yeah
 
2012-12-12 12:11:12 AM  
Somehow, the word "overkill" springs to mind
 
2012-12-12 01:35:18 AM  
Breakfast of Champions.
 
2012-12-12 01:35:57 AM  
Wooh! Looks like a heck of a dinner to me... Gobble up your cholesterol and fatty dippings and you will end the night with a hell of a food porn mania.
 
2012-12-12 01:36:47 AM  
Isn't the point of a Bloody Mary to DRINK it, not to EAT it?
 
2012-12-12 01:39:17 AM  
Stupid submittard spelled vodka wrong. I'm alerting the mods to fix this headline. Learn how to spell subs.
 
2012-12-12 01:47:38 AM  
gimmicky giant burgers, pizzas, sandwiches, etc., or drinks that need ridiculous garnishes as a selling point scream "fool the tourist rubes into buying crappy food & drinks"
 
2012-12-12 01:48:33 AM  
I am not surprised that this is from Wisconsin.
 
2012-12-12 01:48:35 AM  
I can't vouch for the sausage or cheeseburger, but a Bloody Mary is a lot better with V8 in lieu of plain tomato juice, IMO.
 
2012-12-12 01:56:16 AM  
they forgot celery salt

never forget the celery salt
 
2012-12-12 01:57:17 AM  
Damn I don't really go for Bloody Marys but this sounds amazing
 
2012-12-12 02:07:38 AM  
Purple monkey dishwasher?
 
2012-12-12 02:12:55 AM  

FuryOfFirestorm: I can't vouch for the sausage or cheeseburger, but a Bloody Mary is a lot better with V8 in lieu of plain tomato juice, IMO.


This is true, spicy or not spicy. Plus Worcestershire sauce, celery salt, dill pickle, cocktail olives (the ones with blue cheese or garlic are great), Jalapeno pepper slices, a few drops of tobasco, and most importantly horseradish (not the creamy sauce kind),
 
2012-12-12 02:15:42 AM  
Britney Spear's Speculum: Stupid submittard spelled vodka wrong. I'm alerting the mods to fix this headline. Learn how to spell subs.

You're new here.

/or am I being trolled...
 
2012-12-12 02:24:38 AM  

ruinevil: Britney Spear's Speculum: Stupid submittard spelled vodka wrong. I'm alerting the mods to fix this headline. Learn how to spell subs.

You're new here.

/or am I being trolled...



No, no, they're totally new here. I mean, I don't even recognize that obscure login.

You run with that.

Let them know how it really is, TF style.
 
2012-12-12 02:26:16 AM  
The Vodak Thread for all you young people who weren't here in 2006 (get off my lawn).
 
2012-12-12 02:39:20 AM  

WillyChase: FuryOfFirestorm: I can't vouch for the sausage or cheeseburger, but a Bloody Mary is a lot better with V8 in lieu of plain tomato juice, IMO.

This is true, spicy or not spicy. Plus Worcestershire sauce, celery salt, dill pickle, cocktail olives (the ones with blue cheese or garlic are great), Jalapeno pepper slices, a few drops of tobasco, and most importantly horseradish (not the creamy sauce kind),


Everything except the horseradish. I don't like my bloody tasting like shrimp cocktail sauce.
 
2012-12-12 02:52:08 AM  
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Just heard the news
 
2012-12-12 02:57:34 AM  

naturalbornworldshaker: WillyChase: FuryOfFirestorm: I can't vouch for the sausage or cheeseburger, but a Bloody Mary is a lot better with V8 in lieu of plain tomato juice, IMO.

This is true, spicy or not spicy. Plus Worcestershire sauce, celery salt, dill pickle, cocktail olives (the ones with blue cheese or garlic are great), Jalapeno pepper slices, a few drops of tobasco, and most importantly horseradish (not the creamy sauce kind),

Everything except the horseradish. I don't like my bloody tasting like shrimp cocktail sauce.


Then you'd hate a Caesar. I make a specialty walleye Caesar with vodak, clamato, tobasco, Wostershire, horseradish, celery salt, a splash of pickle juice, celery stick, olives, and a cevicheed strip of walleye wrapped around an asparagus spear. When out fishing, it's the aperitif before supper.
 
2012-12-12 03:11:11 AM  

Omahawg: they forgot celery salt

never forget the celery salt


Came here to say this.

/this.
 
2012-12-12 03:17:23 AM  
I prefer mine without the tomato juice, celery, Polish sausage, and cheeseburger.
 
2012-12-12 03:43:17 AM  
i70.photobucket.com

/hot.
//got nothing.
 
2012-12-12 04:10:23 AM  
This is the first I have ever heard of pickled asparagus. I can't even imagine how that would taste, but it sounds extremely nordic.
 
2012-12-12 04:28:20 AM  
Lets go down to the dirty burger, Mr. Lahey...
 
2012-12-12 04:38:40 AM  
i am pretty sure i saw this on failblog about a month ago
 
2012-12-12 04:54:45 AM  
Well, that's kind of cute. I was afraid some genius decided to sell Bloody Marys blended with ground-up cheeseburger.
 
2012-12-12 06:00:16 AM  

FuryOfFirestorm: I can't vouch for the sausage or cheeseburger, but a Bloody Mary is a lot better with V8 in lieu of plain tomato juice, IMO.


Agreed. But I prefer a Bloody Caesar made with Clamato.
 
2012-12-12 06:22:09 AM  
Bloody Maria, made w/ tequila. Better flavor.
 
2012-12-12 06:28:59 AM  
If any of you are ever in Milwaukee I highly suggest going to this place to eat and/or drink. It is amazing. He really knows what he's doing, in regards to cooking and marketing his food and his business in general. This and Link
 
2012-12-12 06:29:47 AM  
Well, that didn't work, but click that Link anyway. You won't regret it
 
2012-12-12 07:06:09 AM  
Tomato juice??? I know someone who should be shot.

Devilmouse: i am pretty sure i saw this on failblog about a month ago


You did. Fark stopped linking to new/original material a couple years ago. It is all the same recycled stuff as everyone else now, because that is what the advertisers want to see.
 
2012-12-12 08:45:32 AM  
www.slate.com

Approve whole-heart(attack)edly.
 
2012-12-12 09:19:55 AM  

The_Sponge: FuryOfFirestorm: I can't vouch for the sausage or cheeseburger, but a Bloody Mary is a lot better with V8 in lieu of plain tomato juice, IMO.

Agreed. But I prefer a Bloody Caesar made with Clamato.


^THIS.

It's a shame so much of the world hasn't discovered the glory of tomato and clam juice.
 
2012-12-12 10:00:31 AM  
and it's only nine bucks for a bloody mary, a beer, and a few munchies? I'd buy it and try it.
 
2012-12-12 10:28:56 AM  
I prefer a Bloody Mabel with moonshine.
 
2012-12-12 11:34:42 PM  

Dwedit: The Vodak Thread for all you young people who weren't here in 2006 (get off my lawn).


It was farking stupid then, it's farking stupid now.
 
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