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(Slate)   How do you get 10-year whiskey in ten hours? Difficulty: no decanting allowed   (slate.com ) divider line
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2012-12-12 02:53:31 AM  
3 votes:
Errol Flynn famously said he liked his women young and his whiskey old, and indeed most high-end whiskeys have been aged for 10 to 20 years.

I like my women like I like my whiskey: 15 years old and mixed up with coke.

/oblig
2012-12-12 05:51:34 AM  
1 vote:
newsgrift.com

You want a 10 year old whiskey in 10 hours?
I can get you a 10 year old whiskey in 10 hours, believe me.
There are ways, Dude.
You don't wanna know about it, believe me.

Hell, I can get you a 10 year old whiskey by 3 o'clock this afternoon... WITH a matching gift set! These farking amateurs...
2012-12-12 05:18:54 AM  
1 vote:
"This article originally characterized the world's second-oldest whiskey as the world's oldest. It also mistakenly referred to that spirit as a blend, rather than a single malt scotch. While blends consist of whiskeys from more than one distillery, single malts come from just one distillery.

The article also originally included the whiskey company Adelphi in a list of brands that blend spirits and apply filters and flavorings. Although Adelphi does market one blend, it is primarily a bottler of single casks and does not use flavorings or filters.

Additionally, this article originally stated that it is illegal to modify bourbon in any way after it is aged but before it is bottled. While U.S. law prohibits makers from adding flavorings or spices to bourbon at that stage, makers can legally add purified water in order to reduce the whiskey's strength.

Lastly, the article originally stated that experts agreed that bourbon doesn't necessarily get better with age, but the question is under considerable debate."


That`s fine reporting there, Lou.
2012-12-12 05:06:25 AM  
1 vote:
Travel forward in time. Then find the location next to the fruit bowl on the table in the Enterprise where Picard's hand was artificially aged due to space time issues and leave it there for a while.
2012-12-12 03:16:56 AM  
1 vote:
Whiskey is oak-tea made out of the residue of beer. Sorry, I'll stick to port.
2012-12-12 02:56:42 AM  
1 vote:
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2012-12-12 02:34:12 AM  
1 vote:
Step 1. Slowly Drive to the liquor store.
Step 2. Buy a bottle of 10-year-old whisky.
Step 3. Drive home even slower.
Step 4. Wait the rest of the 10 hours staring against a wall.
Step 5. Drink.
 
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