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(Sun News Network)   Ottawa, Ontario storefront window unveils "50 Shades of Grey" Barbie   (sunnewsnetwork.ca) divider line 13
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2012-12-12 02:11:05 AM
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But what bothers area resident Shannon Lee Mannion is the effect its going to have on young children.

Uh, I don't want to bother you even more, Shannon Lee Mannion, but me and my little friends were torturing our Barbies long before "50 Shades of Grey" was even a twinkle in it's creator's somewhat uninspired eye. And making them have all kinds of perverted sex (sometimes with my plastic horses), and other forms of unnatural Barbie deviance.

We mostly turned out okay. Well, except that I'm posting on Fark.
2012-12-12 11:42:45 AM
2 votes:

Fell In Love With a Chair: What the fark is the appeal of this book again? I tried reading just a review and the reviewer wasn't even able to complete it, it was so terrible.

/Don't leave your buttplugs for your non-lifestyle maid to clean you shiatbag
//Only thing I remember from that review


I know a couple who once met at a hotel for kinky shennanigans, checked in, "played" for a while and then got dressed and wnt to dinner-Not realizing this was the kind of place that did evening turn-down service. When they got back to the room they found that all the "toys" they'd left out were neatly arranged on the now-made bed, grouped by function, and arranged in size order.
2012-12-12 01:56:08 AM
2 votes:
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2012-12-12 01:42:31 PM
1 votes:
Beats this:

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2012-12-12 10:43:09 AM
1 votes:
I can no longer hear "oh, my" in anything but George Takei's voice.

/phasers set to fabulous.
2012-12-12 10:31:54 AM
1 votes:

Ishkur:
And this is only book one.


I'm such a schmuck. I bought it to see what the fuss was all about. It was like the a Harlequin Romance had a bastard child with Hustler. What a waste of time and money. How many times did the bimbo say "oh my"? I kept hearing it in George Takei's voice.
2012-12-12 10:31:35 AM
1 votes:

fusillade762: Ken and Ken and Barbie and Barbie engaged in oral, anal sex and other shenanigans.

How can you tell when a pair of dolls with no genitals are having anal sex?


From the copious plastic santorum?

Seriously, you could throw a lubed up team of nympho contortionist lesbians into a dumpster full of Magic Wands on max and if it happenened in Ottawa, it would be a boner killer.
2012-12-12 08:16:53 AM
1 votes:
Here's a imaginative way to re purpose Barbie dolls
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2012-12-12 07:24:06 AM
1 votes:

Fell In Love With a Chair: What the fark is the appeal of this book again? I tried reading just a review and the reviewer wasn't even able to complete it, it was so terrible.


Everything you need to know about 50 Shades of Gray:

#: of occurrences of literary device

41: characters roll their eyes
35: Ana bites her lip
16: Christian's lips "quirk up"
17: Christian "cocks his head to one side"
15: characters "purse" their lips
50: characters raise their eyebrows
80: references to Ana's anthropomorphic "subconscious"
58: references to Ana's "inner goddess"
92: Ana saying some form of "oh crap" (including "holy crap", "double crap", or "triple crap").
81: Ana says "Jeez"
72: Ana says "oh my"
125: Ana "blushes" or "flushes" (including 13 that are "scarlet," 6 that are "crimson," and one that is "stars and stripes red.")
13: Ana "peeks up" at Christian
9: references to Christian's "hooded eyes"
7: references to Christians "long index finger"
25: references to how "hot" Christian is (including 4: "He's so freaking hot.")
10: Christian's "mouth presses into a hard line"
199: characters "murmur"
49: characters "mutter"
195: characters "whisper"
21: characters "clamber" on/in/out of things
34: characters "smirk"
46: characters "gasp"
18: "breath hitches"
124: "grins"
124 "frowns"
And orgasms are always described as intense, body-shattering, delicious, violent, all-consuming, turbulent, agonizing and exhausting

And this is only book one.
2012-12-12 06:18:14 AM
1 votes:

monstera: also...you should always clean your barbie and ken dolls up after you play with them and not leave them around for the maid. or use condoms!


And please use a condom when you shove a Ken doll up your ass. It'll make it easier for the paramedics to get it out.
2012-12-12 01:58:38 AM
1 votes:
You're supposed to clean the buttplugs?

hmm.....
2012-12-12 01:56:12 AM
1 votes:
What the fark is the appeal of this book again? I tried reading just a review and the reviewer wasn't even able to complete it, it was so terrible.

/Don't leave your buttplugs for your non-lifestyle maid to clean you shiatbag
//Only thing I remember from that review
2012-12-12 12:33:25 AM
1 votes:
Ken and Ken and Barbie and Barbie engaged in oral, anal sex and other shenanigans.

How can you tell when a pair of dolls with no genitals are having anal sex?
 
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