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(Sun News Network)   Ottawa, Ontario storefront window unveils "50 Shades of Grey" Barbie   ( ) divider line 4
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16747 clicks; posted to Main » on 12 Dec 2012 at 1:47 AM (2 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-12-12 02:11:05 AM  
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But what bothers area resident Shannon Lee Mannion is the effect its going to have on young children.

Uh, I don't want to bother you even more, Shannon Lee Mannion, but me and my little friends were torturing our Barbies long before "50 Shades of Grey" was even a twinkle in it's creator's somewhat uninspired eye. And making them have all kinds of perverted sex (sometimes with my plastic horses), and other forms of unnatural Barbie deviance.

We mostly turned out okay. Well, except that I'm posting on Fark.
2012-12-12 08:16:53 AM  
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Here's a imaginative way to re purpose Barbie dolls
2012-12-12 06:18:14 AM  
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monstera: should always clean your barbie and ken dolls up after you play with them and not leave them around for the maid. or use condoms!

And please use a condom when you shove a Ken doll up your ass. It'll make it easier for the paramedics to get it out.
2012-12-12 01:56:08 AM  
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