What a horrible thing to happen when people were just trying to celebrate the birth of Clacka.

Nina_Hartley's_Ass: Some tweets.


I don't care how I die, so long as "I'm stuck in the back room of build a bear!" are not my last words to the world.

Who would shoot a mall?

I have been informed that Bi-Mart is the place for Christmas savings.

Gleeman: How many people could he have stabbed in the same amount of time?

CTC food court at just shy of 4pm?

Probably a solid twenty. Wouldn't have missed so much. Also, people in Clackamas don't move very quick...except for the tweakers. It's like playing L4D with only Hunters and Boomers.

vudukungfu: Thing full of bullets.
Clip?
Magazine?
Rounds?
Shells?

Victim.

Great Janitor: Gun control - when you're at a mall and you see a shooter, pull out your legally concealed firearm, and put two slugs into the shooters chest.



Oblig #1

Nina_Hartley's_Ass: msnbc says shooter "neutralized."



That's not helpful. It took place in the food court. The shooter could have been using any one of these products, possibly in combination. 

/yeah I'm an asshole
/good thoughts for the traumatized

Wonderful time of year for a slay ride

Live coverage brought to you by Bi-Mart, where everyone is a switch-hitter.

/Pray this doesn't get any worse than it's already been reported.

Is it too early to talk about responsible gun legislation?

Kuroshin: detroitdoesntsuckthatbad: davidphogan: Popcorn Johnny: BalugaJoe: They are saying on live stream that was a teenager.

/b/tard

Between yelling, "I am the shooter!" and the reports of a Guy Fawkes mask I wouldn't be surprised.

 

Stolen from reddit thread

/my wife just turned down a farking job there last month.

WAT.

OP actually delivered? Holy fark.

/chilling

detroitdoesntsuckthatbad: davidphogan: Popcorn Johnny: BalugaJoe: They are saying on live stream that was a teenager.

/b/tard

Between yelling, "I am the shooter!" and the reports of a Guy Fawkes mask I wouldn't be surprised.

 

Stolen from reddit thread

/my wife just turned down a farking job there last month.

WAT.

OP actually delivered? Holy fark.

/chilling

RodneyToady: So, if Tim and Eric's Billion Dollar Movie is found in the shooter's place, will that be blamed for this? There was a mall shooting in that, too.

/shrim

No they ban AK-47's.

Because Robert Loggia is clearly using an AK-47.

So, if Tim and Eric's Billion Dollar Movie is found in the shooter's place, will that be blamed for this? There was a mall shooting in that, too.

/shrim

Has this been called an act of terrorism yet?

BravadoGT: You and others use that phrase because it frightens the less-educated public ("ASSAULT weapon? that sounds so aggressive, like military weapons. People don't need weapons designed for 'assault' for defense?"

By failing to acknowledge the distinction between military-style and civilian style-firearms, you allow people to confuse the two. But then again--that's exactly the point, right?

I don't think you read my posts very much if that's what you think. I own a Stag Arms AR-15.

Maybe as a Virginian, we're not worried about the state taking our weapons, so we're not gun-shy (ha!) about the semantics.

knowless: Did you guys hear that north Korea just launched a rocket over Okinawa? Or did that one just go over your heads?

I'm serious, that just happened.

They have a right to defend themselves.

So, let's talk about banning guns...

/Sorry, it was too easy.

grunthos: AssAsInAssassin

but one of them helped a psychopath murder them

Are you able now to see the common thread in this. You just agreed with the opinion you were trying to counter. It's not the gun, it's the "psychopath" that's the problem. Look at my comments above about the accidental fires and even further above citing the intentional homicides in Korea and Japan that were much, much worse than these shootings.

It's not the guns, it's the crazy person wielding them!!

The main problem with his argument is that he doesn't seem to realize that Norway and Switzerland are separate countries.

A ban on getting shot in public could have prevented this.

BalugaJoe: They are saying on live stream that was a teenager.

/b/tard

DubtodaIll: I've never really understood the fear of guns. I don't know if this is true for everyone, but I had a friend in school who was completely anti-gun. He wanted to do drastic things like invent a time machine and go un-invent the gun and stuff like that or whatever. Anyway, we convinced him to go to a gun range with us and actually fire a weapon, as he had never actually used a gun before. He loved it, he had so much fun in fact, he now does recreational pistol shooting in a league and stuff.
Anyway, I just feel like most of the people railing against guns have never actually used one to learn how freaking amazing they are. Though I do feel a return to swords and hand to hand combat would do wonders for civil society.

Heh...my old roommate was like that. He was scared of them. But he kept talking to me about it and eventually wanted to try it out. So i took him to a range and shot some rounds out of a nine. After his very first shot he was hooked. It was kind of funny because he was a bit disappointed though. I guess he expected this thunderous boom and to be knocked on his ass. I told him that if he really wants to go redneck i could get a 10-gauge and we could have some fun...

Was the perp a football player?

So is the mall going to reopen in the morning? This is important.

Guns don't kill people, people do, and if you say that maybe not everyone should be able to get a gun anytime they want for any reason, I'll shoot you.

In other new Best Korea just fired a long range rocket.

A shooting at a mall in Portland, Ore., on Tuesday afternoon left multiple dead and wounded, according to Lt. James Rhodes

What good is the War Machine or Iron Patriot armor if the motherfarker isn't even going to have it with him?

beta_plus: beerbaron: clancifer: Is it too early to talk about responsible gun legislation?

Exactly how would you enforce this? House to house searches?

Hey man, at this point liberals want responsible free speech legislation after that hateful youtube video caused the people of benghazi to spontaneously murder our Ambassador by shelling him with mortars they just happened to be carrying around.

Lol, Benghazi.

Seriously, that poor chicken.

News Report: they've closed the mall

davidphogan: TommyymmoT: Scanner: Chasing a guy in a white Ford, wearing cammo, with a rifle.

Huh, I missed that.

It's a Bronco.

aimtastic: What a horrible thing to happen when people were just trying to celebrate the birth of Clacka.

ghare: Thanks to those dead and wounded and their families and loved ones for their sacrifices to the Second Amendment. The Tree of Liberty must be watered with the blood of patriots, after all.

Amen, brother.

Mike_LowELL: What exactly is the point of writing a webcomic if you just use the same picture over and over?

Cause its funny. Like Archer.

More likely than a good citizen with a gun taking out a random shooter or assassin before he can do heavy damage, I think we'll see a story in some area with a lot of conceal carry where 3 people try to play heroes, all end up shooting each other out of their confusion and inability to process the situation beyond thinking "this is it, this is my moment to prove why I've been doing this!" and then the actual gunman gets away.

Naturally the loss of life would be sad, but it'd be one of the more productive losses of life in terms of proving points.

for the love of god, please take the guns away from Americans, they are far too irresponsible.

Was it a Glock or an AK-47?

/Apologies to the families of the lost and/or wounded.