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(KPTV Portland) NewsFlash Live coverage of a mall shooting in the Portland suburb of Clackamas. Early reports of two people dead   (kptv.com) divider line 883
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2012-12-11 08:14:24 PM

fusillade762: Kit Fister: What's the over/under on finding out the guy has mental health issues and/or was already suspected to be a danger to himself or others by some psychiatrist?

What tipped you off? Was it the hockey mask?


No, it was the desire to go to a mall during the holiday season...
 
2012-12-11 08:14:27 PM

Great Janitor: As someone already pointed out, there was a sign saying that no guns were allowed in the mall.


I think you misread that. CTC has never had signs like that that I have seen. Someone else mentioned their local mall doesn't allow them.
 
2012-12-11 08:14:49 PM

BlippityBleep: the swiss are laughing at the idea that lots of guns are the problem.


And sane people are laughing at you.

/When we're not crying about you.
 
2012-12-11 08:15:18 PM

fusillade762: Kit Fister: What's the over/under on finding out the guy has mental health issues and/or was already suspected to be a danger to himself or others by some psychiatrist?

What tipped you off? Was it the hockey mask?


Apparently the shooter yelled, "I'm the shooter!" as he walked into the mall.
 
2012-12-11 08:15:27 PM

Mrbogey: Should we really try and mimic nations with more violent crime like Mexico and the United Kingdom by enacting harsher laws?


For those actually curious...

Murder rates by country, according to the UN
 
2012-12-11 08:15:32 PM

lvl0rg4n: The Eclipse in the theater parking lot is me! Not able to leave yet. Biggest accomplishment of the day: not pissing my pants during a shooting. I didn't get to buy my boots either.


Don't listen to him,here's from a 4n Org who sees victory between two walls.
 
2012-12-11 08:15:35 PM
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I have a dream most nights. It starts on a playground. There's kids swinging, laughing, dogs barking, butterflies just flapping their little wings. And then you hear a rumbling, and over the horizon comes a black cloud and it's made of cancer and pus. And it starts sweeping over the playground and everyone starts screaming and clawing their eyes and pulling at their hair, and saying "Help! What do we do?" And you know what happens next? Out steps me wielding the biggest farking shotgun you've ever seen in your whole life. And you know what I do? I blow every farking thing away. And I am getting God's work done. When it's all over and the dust has settled, the whole world gathers below me and they say, "Thank you, Ronnie, thank you for helping, being a great man and doing this for us." And you know what I say? "You don't need to thank me. I'm just a guy with a gun. I'm just a cop."
www.moviewiseguys.com 
Neutralized.
 
2012-12-11 08:15:35 PM
Police scanner says they're currently looking for his accomplice.
 
2012-12-11 08:16:09 PM

cameroncrazy1984: I wonder why nobody who is actually involved in a mass shooting has never done this before. With the number of times it's been suggested, if it's a plausible assertion you'd think it would have happened at least once.


The obvious answer is that the killers, rarely lacking in intelligence but always lacking in humanity, note that firearms are banned where they plan to kill their victims, thus providing a lot of helpless targets. You see, when there are signs posted that state that firearms are not permitted, law-abiding citizens tend to obey them, being law-abiding and all, and they tell the shooters that they are good to go at their leisure. So there's your answer: nobody stops it because they don't have the means thanks to laws that provide nothing more than the illusion of safety.

Note that nobody tries this shiat at gun shops. Just saying.
 
2012-12-11 08:16:27 PM

TommyymmoT: Police scanner says they're currently looking for his accomplice.


Awww shait
 
2012-12-11 08:17:12 PM
MY FORK MADE ME FAT!!!!!
 
2012-12-11 08:17:49 PM

eddievercetti: TommyymmoT: Police scanner says they're currently looking for his accomplice.

Awww shait


They've been sweeping the mall for two hours believing there are other shooters. No witnesses I've heard have mentioned more than one, just sounds like people gave different descriptions for the same guy. Some said Guy Fawkes mask, some said hockey, and at least one said it was a paintball mask.
 
2012-12-11 08:17:59 PM

Lt. Cheese Weasel: clancifer: Is it too early to talk about responsible gun legislation?


Of course the relevant issue isn't whether violent criminals obey the law, but whether gun retailers do. But keep dancing with your straw man.
 
2012-12-11 08:18:02 PM

dukeblue219: Mrbogey: Should we really try and mimic nations with more violent crime like Mexico and the United Kingdom by enacting harsher laws?

For those actually curious...

Murder rates by country, according to the UN


Believe violent crime was what they were talking about with that post, not murder rates.
 
2012-12-11 08:18:12 PM

Kit Fister: What's the over/under on finding out the guy has mental health issues and/or was already suspected to be a danger to himself or others by some psychiatrist?


On the first part, 100%. A mentally stable person does not shoot up a mall under any circumstance.

On the second part, who knows?

It's another sad shooting in the U.S. and these types of shootings will be a recurring theme until we collectively decide to have a culture shift. Until then, my only advice is don't be in the wrong place at the wrong time.
 
2012-12-11 08:18:34 PM

o5iiawah: clancifer: Is it too early to talk about responsible gun legislation?

We should adopt Mexico's Gun laws, where there's only one place where they can be legally purchased, a store run by the military where you pretty much have to know someone to be allowed in to look around. There's never any gun crime there.


The Aurora shooting: legal guns. Congresswoman Giffords: legal gun
 
2012-12-11 08:18:44 PM

davidphogan: eddievercetti: TommyymmoT: Police scanner says they're currently looking for his accomplice.

Awww shait

They've been sweeping the mall for two hours believing there are other shooters. No witnesses I've heard have mentioned more than one, just sounds like people gave different descriptions for the same guy. Some said Guy Fawkes mask, some said hockey, and at least one said it was a paintball mask.


So Jason Vorhees got out Camp Crystal Lake?
 
2012-12-11 08:18:57 PM
How many people could he have stabbed in the same amount of time?
 
2012-12-11 08:19:37 PM
....Dad?


/wouldn't be surprised
 
2012-12-11 08:20:00 PM

Adolf Oliver Nipples: Note that nobody tries this shiat at gun shops. Just saying


Yeah. At gun shops, they just accidentally kill their own children.
 
2012-12-11 08:20:03 PM

GRCooper: Nina_Hartley's_Ass: msnbc says shooter "neutralized."

They took him to the vet?


They sprayed him with enzymatic cleaner.
 
2012-12-11 08:20:17 PM

BeerGraduate: One of the victims' names is Gary.
Here is his pic:

Rip


I used to be a Gary, but then I took a sharp knee to the ... wait, nevermind, I'm still a Gary

/f'realz
 
2012-12-11 08:20:38 PM
BREAKING: They just found the first machine gun clip
 
2012-12-11 08:20:42 PM
Thanks to those dead and wounded and their families and loved ones for their sacrifices to the Second Amendment. The Tree of Liberty must be watered with the blood of patriots, after all.
 
2012-12-11 08:20:55 PM
Probably more NFL Players.
 
2012-12-11 08:21:04 PM
Granted you can't grow guns, but with nearly 300 million in private hands in the US, they aren't going anywhere.

i46.tinypic.com
 
2012-12-11 08:21:04 PM

davidphogan: eddievercetti: TommyymmoT: Police scanner says they're currently looking for his accomplice.

Awww shait

They've been sweeping the mall for two hours believing there are other shooters. No witnesses I've heard have mentioned more than one, just sounds like people gave different descriptions for the same guy. Some said Guy Fawkes mask, some said hockey, and at least one said it was a paintball mask.


They gave out a description of the alleged accomplice.
Black, 17, 5'10" male.
 
2012-12-11 08:21:12 PM

Somacandra: Great Janitor: Gun control - when you're at a mall and you see a shooter, pull out your legally concealed firearm, and put two slugs into the shooters chest.

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Oblig #1


Actually, quite a number: Auditing Shooting Rampage Statistics.
 
2012-12-11 08:21:17 PM
I cannot takes this too seriously until I find out if Clackamas is a real place name or not.
 
2012-12-11 08:21:19 PM

Combustion: Cats_Lie: Fun mall fact: Clackamas is/was known to host the ice skating rink in which Tanya Harding was a regular.

WRONG! The Ice Rink is the Lloyd Center.


Wrong. Clack used to have an ice rink, where Tanya Harding practiced regularly.

/met her once
//what a coont
 
2012-12-11 08:21:29 PM
If I still lived in Oregon I'd probably have been at that mall tonight.

Tuesdays were my "visit the Apple Store" night, even thought I worked for a reseller.
 
2012-12-11 08:22:02 PM

dukeblue219: Mrbogey: Should we really try and mimic nations with more violent crime like Mexico and the United Kingdom by enacting harsher laws?

For those actually curious...

Murder rates by country, according to the UN


wow, hong kong with only 17 murders, always kinda wanted to live there
 
2012-12-11 08:22:08 PM

ghare: Thanks to those dead and wounded and their families and loved ones for their sacrifices to the Second Amendment. The Tree of Liberty must be watered with the blood of patriots, after all.


Dude... shut the fark up.
 
2012-12-11 08:22:14 PM

dukeblue219: For those actually curious...

Murder rates by country, according to the UN


Someone says violent crime... you say murder. Move that goalpost.

orclover: Mrbogey: cameroncrazy1984: I wonder why nobody who is actually involved in a mass shooting has never done this before. With the number of times it's been suggested, if it's a plausible assertion you'd think it would have happened at least once.

Link

Mass shootings are statistically rare though.
http://gunssavelives.net/

looks legit........


The news was real. It was simply the first link to the story.
 
2012-12-11 08:22:25 PM

someonelse: Lt. Cheese Weasel: clancifer: Is it too early to talk about responsible gun legislation?

Of course the relevant issue isn't whether violent criminals obey the law, but whether gun retailers do. But keep dancing with your straw man.


Something tells me you're not too familiar with the type of licensing and regulations that are required of gun retailers in this country...
 
2012-12-11 08:22:25 PM

cameroncrazy1984: I wonder why nobody who is actually involved in a mass shooting has never done this before. With the number of times it's been suggested, if it's a plausible assertion you'd think it would have happened at least once.


it probably doesn't occur to you that of the hundreds of thousands of incidents each year where firearms are used to defend life and property, it is reasonable to believe that a mass shooting such as this is prevented by deterrence and the elimination of the threat before things get ugly. Jack Bauer doesn't swing into action at the mall, sprint through crowds running the opposite direction, duck behind a trash can and double-tap the perp in the head.

Shame that in an instance like this, all the police can do is pick up spent casings and fill out paperwork.
 
2012-12-11 08:22:29 PM

AdolfOliverPanties: I have friends and even some family members who will say this could have been avoided or ended quickly if there were more people carrying weapons in the mall.


Exactly. But seriously, how many people saw the man with the assault rifle in body armor and a hockey mask jogging through the mall. How many people could have tackled him or hit him with the closet large object? Nobody did that, I have a hard time believing that somebody would have shot him before he started shooting.
 
2012-12-11 08:23:04 PM
Republicans support this.
 
2012-12-11 08:23:21 PM
Has anyone yet ascertained whether the shooter was a Democrat who voted for 0bama?

/because you know, there is no such thing as a violent Republican
 
2012-12-11 08:23:43 PM

AssAsInAssassin: BlippityBleep: the swiss are laughing at the idea that lots of guns are the problem.

And sane people are laughing at you.

/When we're not crying about you.


I'm going to be honest here: I don't give a shiat what the rest of the world thinks. If you don't live here and understand our culture and values, then your opinion on us and what we do doesn't count. I don't come to your country, pick something you like and tell you that it's bad and so forth.

Yeah, we gun owners are sad when had shiat happens. But we're not any more sad than home brewers are at drunk driving fatalities.

People do bad shiat. But we as a country don't punish the law abiding because of the criminals. And I'll be damned if I say "yes, let's ban guns on the off chance that it might stop one or two incidents out of the thousands of murders a year."

You want to stop violence? Find a way to fix the human race. Until then, stop blaming inanimate objects for the failure of mankind.
 
2012-12-11 08:23:47 PM

GAT_00: o5iiawah: clancifer: Is it too early to talk about responsible gun legislation?

We should adopt Mexico's Gun laws, where there's only one place where they can be legally purchased, a store run by the military where you pretty much have to know someone to be allowed in to look around. There's never any gun crime there.

The Aurora shooting: legal guns. Congresswoman Giffords: legal gun


People use legally acquired items for illegal purposes all the time. How would that matter? What you're attempting to assume is that had there been no legal firearms available that these shootings wouldn't have occurred. Unfortunately for you, that's patently false. Too many firearms exist, they're too easy to manufacture, etc. It's a practical impossibility to ban and remove all firearms.

You're also attempting to make life significantly harder for millions and millions of people who legally own and use firearms. Dick move, that.
 
2012-12-11 08:23:56 PM

AssAsInAssassin: Pharacyde: Criminals and not jobs don't care about signs.

I feel more like I do now than I did before.


Are you quoting Yogi Berra or just channeling him?
 
2012-12-11 08:24:20 PM

ghare: Thanks to those dead and wounded and their families and loved ones for their sacrifices to the Second Amendment. The Tree of Liberty must be watered with the blood of patriots, after all.


Amen, brother.
 
2012-12-11 08:25:12 PM

aimtastic: What a horrible thing to happen when people were just trying to celebrate the birth of Clacka.


i94.photobucket.com
 
2012-12-11 08:25:43 PM
Why is the National Guard there?
 
2012-12-11 08:26:28 PM

Old Man Winter: I cannot takes this too seriously until I find out if Clackamas is a real place name or not.


It's a county. We have plenty of odd county names out here.
 
2012-12-11 08:26:45 PM
Scanner:
Mall is swept. Announce to anybody left, come out with your hands up".
 
2012-12-11 08:26:48 PM
Decked out in camo & a hockey mask? I'm betting he doesn't play for the Winterhawks
 
2012-12-11 08:27:08 PM

duffblue: Why is the National Guard there?


In case of college students.
They're murder.
 
2012-12-11 08:27:17 PM

duffblue: Why is the National Guard there?


Mrs. Field's Cookies.
 
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