Ambivalence: 16 tons and what do you getAnother day older and deeper in debtSaint peter don't ou call me 'cause I can't goI owe my soul to the company store.
MaudlinMutantMollusk: Hey! Here's another great idea!/Have the company open a store where employees can buy necessities like food and clothing on credit. Then the payments could just be taken directly out of their paychecks//what could possibly go wrong?
jehovahs witness protection: Yeah? Well, just try making a seed deposit at the food bank, then come back in a few months expecting to make a withdrawal.
SarahDiddle: [i1.kym-cdn.com image 500x282]/what the fark is wrong with this company?
cman: SarahDiddle: [i1.kym-cdn.com image 500x282]/what the fark is wrong with this company?Its not a companyIt is a non-profit university medical center
Gordian Cipher: Heh, my company lets you link your paycheck with your ID badge, so you can just swipe your badge in the cafeteria and have the money taken out of your paycheck. I'm sure it's all legal (Fortune 500 company and all), but it seems awful close to Hooverville.
Gordian Cipher: /I don't do that//I'd rather put it on the credit card that earns me points
Nadie_AZ: SarahDiddle: [i1.kym-cdn.com image 500x282]/what the fark is wrong with this company?You've got poor and middle class people supporting these things because they are temporarily embarrassed millionaires.
Mentat: It's the thought that counts.
bunner: Mentat: It's the thought that counts."We think you should all eat well and live in nice houses and have cars that run good and look pretty and here's a free can of peas." Like that?
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: "I turned my head and started to cry because I was so angry, although she thought I was crying because of the gesture. They just don't get that I'd rather they pay me a better wage so I wouldn't have to go to a food bank."Damn, just... damn.
cameroncrazy1984: These are the people you conservatives really want to run our healthcare sys...oh wait, they sound exactly like the kind of people Republicans love.
Holocaust Agnostic: theres are the kind of people democrats legally mandated that you put in charge of your healthcare.
Silly Jesus: You should pay me more than I'm worth! I don't understand economics / capitalism / life! Whargarbll.
skullkrusher: Silly Jesus: You should pay me more than I'm worth! I don't understand economics / capitalism / life! Whargarbll.You're truly insatiable!
Goetz: Silly Jesus: You should pay me more than I'm worth! I don't understand economics / capitalism / life! Whargarbll.You suck at this.
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