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(truTV)   A year-end list of 2012's dumbest people. David Petraeus, Tan Mom, Butthole Tattoo Girl all in   (trutv.com) divider line 160
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2012-12-11 04:30:08 PM

Mirrorz: The Girl With The Butthole Tattoo was oddly not as successful as The Girl with The Dragon Tattoo.

I guess if Trent Reznor had supplied her soundtrack it might have been better.


Fact.
 
2012-12-11 04:31:08 PM
I foundan interview with the guy who had his testicles bit off, and he said that he's lost his sex drive since then, even though he used to be quite the randy fellow.

So, apparently, doctors were unable to reattach the nads.

Why in the world would he want any woman at all, then?
 
2012-12-11 04:33:16 PM

Current Resident: That's one of the manliest looking women I've seen in quite some time...


I'm sorry to be so rude to that strange woman but holy crap you are right. She looks like Robin Williams in a Barbara Walters costume.

Pincy: No picture of the Republic Presidential candidates? List FAILS.


If any of them had a shot at taking out Mitt, their laugh-a-minute gaffes would have been worthy of note, but they were just delaying the inevitable while providing limitless Daily Show fodder.
 
2012-12-11 04:34:58 PM

Current Resident: That's one of the manliest looking women I've seen in quite some time...
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A face swap would be utterly impossible for the Akins.
 
2012-12-11 04:35:09 PM

Lex Sluthor: Douglas seems like the kind of guy who likes more than a little danger in his life. What else would explain why he got back together with his girlfriend who bit off his testicles?

Wow. That takes a lot of balls.


Try the veal
 
2012-12-11 04:35:10 PM
Did Karl Rove make the list? How about Dick Morris?
 
2012-12-11 04:36:03 PM

FinFangFark: I remember this updated interview of her after she had her starfish colored in.Link

I started humming our national anthem halfway through reading.


While getting ready for your moon landing?
 
2012-12-11 04:37:59 PM

scottydoesntknow: 1derful: I don't think Petraeus is dumb. He could sleep with a young chick who works out all the time and is a psycho who cost him his job and respect of his peers, or his wife, who looks like Bombur. He chose wisely.

FTFY. If you're gonna cheat, don't cheat with crazy, it'll always come back to bite you.



Uh, his choice to have an affair cost him all that he lost

FTFReality
 
2012-12-11 04:42:14 PM

Nina_Hartley's_Ass: PrivateCaboose: Getting back together with a woman who bit your testicles off . . . that's love.

Or insanity.

It's just nuts.


Well.... Nut.
 
2012-12-11 04:42:47 PM
Are people still going on and on about how America is so prude because all Petraeus did is have an affair yet they're completely looking over the fact that they found top secret documents on this woman's computer and we don't know what other secrets he gave out?
 
2012-12-11 04:45:31 PM

blatz514: You leave Amanda alone!!!one!111

[www.okmagazine.com image 330x351]

/soooo hot, want to touch the hiney.


That Amanda Bynes is one piece of ace. I know from experience, dude, if you know what I mean.
 
2012-12-11 04:47:06 PM

1derful: I don't think Petraeus is dumb. He could sleep with a young chick who works out all the time or his wife, who looks like Bombur. He chose wisely.


Are we doing hobbit references already?
 
2012-12-11 04:48:01 PM
I just sponsored a few of you. Pay it forward motherf*ckers.
 
2012-12-11 04:49:19 PM
I feel so bad for the BH tattoo girl. I can only imagine the trauma she went through as a child to turn her into that.
 
2012-12-11 04:50:38 PM
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2012-12-11 04:51:18 PM

Mirrorz: I just sponsored a few of you. Pay it forward motherf*ckers.


Aw, thanks! Money is a little tight at the moment (niece's birthday and Christmas and tuition due, oh my!), but I certainly will next paycheck.
 
2012-12-11 04:55:17 PM

neenerist: Current Resident: That's one of the manliest looking women I've seen in quite some time...

Does she walk the walk?

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IT'S RENO TIME!

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2012-12-11 04:56:20 PM
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I'm not sure if I'd call him stupid. Sloppy maybe...
 
2012-12-11 04:56:38 PM
Romney would have made the list, but he only got 47%.
 
2012-12-11 04:58:01 PM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: I feel so bad for the BH tattoo girl. I can only imagine the trauma she went through as a child to turn her into that.


In my research on the topic (seriously I had never heard of this girl until I read the headline), she was abused by her father, but she thinks it has something to do with when he was born, making him the literal son of Satan. So since God gave her such a crappy break at the beginning, she's got a free pass to do whatever she wants.

The exact quote (had to retype it from my phone, didn't wanna google butthole tattoo girl at work): "My dad was born on June 12, at 6:12. If you divide it by two, that's 666. I believe I was born from Satan's spawn. He ended up abusing me when I was three months old to the point where I should have been dead. And so the man upstairs has given me a sort of a free pass to do whatever I want, since I had to suffer so much so early."
 
2012-12-11 04:58:43 PM
Adam Carolla has said some dumb stuff--that was an out of context quote that no one really seemed to care about.

Seems like someone has an axe to grind.
 
2012-12-11 04:59:14 PM
Is it just my eyes or could Adam Carolla be Jeremy Clarkson's stunt man?
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(image linked from subject article for purposes of satire)
 
2012-12-11 05:06:20 PM

Mirrorz: I just sponsored a few of you. Pay it forward motherf*ckers.


You're on, muthafrkkaaaaaaaa.
 
2012-12-11 05:06:26 PM

Arkanaut: BTW where's the "Stick it in her pooper!" guy?


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2012-12-11 05:06:44 PM

Lex Sluthor: Douglas seems like the kind of guy who likes more than a little danger in his life. What else would explain why he got back together with his girlfriend who bit off his testicles?

Wow. That takes a lot of balls.


I think you mean 'took'.
 
2012-12-11 05:07:31 PM

theorellior: scottydoesntknow: Butthole tattoo girl? Why am I just hearing about this now?

I'm impressed. This pic was everywhere on Fark for a few weeks.

[i.imgur.com image 300x209]


that pic is sofa king awesome.
 
2012-12-11 05:08:21 PM

TimonC346: Adam Carolla has said some dumb stuff--that was an out of context quote that no one really seemed to care about.

Yep.

Back in June, Adam Carolla was quoted saying that women aren't funny.

Actually, he wasn't quoted as saying that, because that's not what he said. His actual quote was "When it comes to comedy, of course there's Sarah Silverman, Tina Fey, Kathy Griffin - super-funny chicks. But if you're playing the odds? No."

He was asked who was funnier, women or men, and he responded that in general men are funnier.

Of course all the morons heard was "DERRR WOMEN NOT FUNNY DERRR"

Idiots.

 
2012-12-11 05:15:17 PM

FinFangFark: I remember this updated interview of her after she had her starfish colored in.Link

I started humming our national anthem halfway through reading.


Battle Hymn of the Republic, for me.
 
2012-12-11 05:17:20 PM
not sure Gary Bettmann is dumb, but certainly a shiatweasel
 
2012-12-11 05:19:03 PM
yeah I thought Patraeus was dumb to until I saw his wife
 
2012-12-11 05:29:21 PM
Rayburn blamed the unions for the death of the Twinkie while he pocketed $125k a month (not including his bonus). Way to blame a union worker when you're using $100 bills to wipe away your tears.

Getting a ton of money and managing to pass the blame off to someone else? Ha, what a moran!

/unethical? sure
//dumb? not so much...
 
2012-12-11 05:31:52 PM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: TimonC346: Adam Carolla has said some dumb stuff--that was an out of context quote that no one really seemed to care about.

Yep.

Back in June, Adam Carolla was quoted saying that women aren't funny.

Actually, he wasn't quoted as saying that, because that's not what he said. His actual quote was "When it comes to comedy, of course there's Sarah Silverman, Tina Fey, Kathy Griffin - super-funny chicks. But if you're playing the odds? No."

He was asked who was funnier, women or men, and he responded that in general men are funnier.

Of course all the morons heard was "DERRR WOMEN NOT FUNNY DERRR"

Idiots.


This. What he actually said I completely agree with. There's lot's of women who are funnier than men, in the same way that there's white guys out there who are better at basketball than black guys.
 
2012-12-11 05:34:53 PM

blatz514: scottydoesntknow: Butthole tattoo girl? Why am I just hearing about this now?

Others have posted her pic but here is the article, NSFW


I'm reporting you for NSFW abuse. You go and get everyone all excited, and then the page opens....and it's the Huffington Post? WTF man?
 
2012-12-11 05:35:17 PM

Spanky_McFarksalot: yeah I thought Patraeus was dumb to until I saw his wife


In one of the threads about Petraeus, it was commented that his was not a marriage for love. It was a kid fresh from West Point marrying the daughter of a high-ranking general.
 
2012-12-11 05:35:28 PM

jehovahs witness protection: Adam Carolla was right about wimmenz not being funny.


If anybody is an expert on not being funny, it's Adam Corolla
 
2012-12-11 05:41:03 PM

scottydoesntknow: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: I feel so bad for the BH tattoo girl. I can only imagine the trauma she went through as a child to turn her into that.

In my research on the topic (seriously I had never heard of this girl until I read the headline), she was abused by her father, but she thinks it has something to do with when he was born, making him the literal son of Satan. So since God gave her such a crappy break at the beginning, she's got a free pass to do whatever she wants.

The exact quote (had to retype it from my phone, didn't wanna google butthole tattoo girl at work): "My dad was born on June 12, at 6:12. If you divide it by two, that's 666. I believe I was born from Satan's spawn. He ended up abusing me when I was three months old to the point where I should have been dead. And so the man upstairs has given me a sort of a free pass to do whatever I want, since I had to suffer so much so early."


Seems reasonable. I mean, after suffering so much, why not get a butthole tattoo?
 
2012-12-11 05:42:27 PM

Lionel Mandrake: jehovahs witness protection: Adam Carolla was right about wimmenz not being funny.

If anybody is an expert on not being funny, it's Adam Corolla


To quote one Farker whose Name escapes me; "He has a face for radio and a voice for print".
 
2012-12-11 05:51:46 PM

theorellior: Spanky_McFarksalot: yeah I thought Patraeus was dumb to until I saw his wife

In one of the threads about Petraeus, it was commented that his was not a marriage for love. It was a kid fresh from West Point marrying the daughter of a high-ranking general.


She could have gone to a better hairdresser and not eaten so much pie, though. I mean, you know, we all get old, but hey!
 
2012-12-11 05:53:00 PM

Rapmaster2000: Why was butthole tattoo girl such a big deal? Has no one done this before? I had assumed that every possible location on the human body had been tattooed by someone. Are there tattoo frontiers of which I am not aware?

But beyond that, whoopty farking do. What was the bid deal? Did it shock everybody's mom? Was Marilyn Manson ruing that he never thought of it?


You must have not seen the video. She was either completely drugged out or mentally ill, babbling nonsense and to top it off, she was having her butthole tattooed. She also gave a batshiat insane interview after. Also she is moderately attractive. Add that all together and it equals temporary internet fame.
 
2012-12-11 05:57:39 PM

FinFangFark: I remember this updated interview of her after she had her starfish colored in.Link

I started humming our national anthem halfway through reading.


I like this comment from the comments section under the article.

This woman's life should serve as the basis for Fried Green Tomatoes 2. 60 years from now, as a nurse wipes her incontinent ass, she will discover this mysterious tattoo, which will lead to hours of story telling from this wise anal obsessed octogenarian. It may seem vulgar to us now, but the free anal movement is only in its infancy. Butt plugs and anal tattoos are the new earrings, and the new medium for anatomical discourse. All you highbrow Gawker prudes will be laughed at as conservative and stuffy. At the center of all creation is a black hole, trying to deny this denies our very nature.


I just can't wait for anal tattoo girl to get her "modeling" career going.
 
2012-12-11 06:08:39 PM
Billionaire mining tycoon Gina Rinehart was quoted earlier this year saying that if poor people want to be rich like herself they should "spend less time drinking, or smoking and socializing and more time working." Apparently, Rinehart made her fortune the old fashion way: she inherited it from her daddy.

So she's dumb for stating the obvious? I'm assuming the article's author voted for Obama.
 
2012-12-11 06:10:08 PM

doczoidberg: I foundan interview with the guy who had his testicles bit off, and he said that he's lost his sex drive since then, even though he used to be quite the randy fellow.

So, apparently, doctors were unable to reattach the nads.

Why in the world would he want any woman at all, then?


Sammiches and blow jobs.
 
2012-12-11 06:10:42 PM

megarian: Mirrorz: The Girl With The Butthole Tattoo was oddly not as successful as The Girl with The Dragon Tattoo.

I guess if Trent Reznor had supplied her soundtrack it might have been better.

Fact.


Now I have the image of her singing Immigrant Song while getting her tattoo.

/aaaaaAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAA!!!
 
2012-12-11 06:11:31 PM
Aaaaaand up for 2013?.....COLON TATTOO GIRL!!!
 
2012-12-11 06:19:08 PM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: I feel so bad for the BH tattoo girl. I can only imagine the trauma she went through as a child to turn her into that.


let me help your imagination
i.imgur.com
sweet dreams
 
2012-12-11 06:22:28 PM

inner ted: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: I feel so bad for the BH tattoo girl. I can only imagine the trauma she went through as a child to turn her into that.

let me help your imagination
[i.imgur.com image 526x394]
sweet dreams


you are a terrible...terrible...terrible person.
 
2012-12-11 06:22:37 PM
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Pete Cummings must be insufferable.
 
2012-12-11 06:23:48 PM
The dumbest people on earth are those that click the TruTV links.
 
2012-12-11 06:34:12 PM

scottydoesntknow: Butthole tattoo girl? Why am I just hearing about this now?


Because as your name suggests, Scotty didn't know. :)
 
2012-12-11 06:34:15 PM

thamike: [fbcdn-profile-a.akamaihd.net image 160x160] 

Pete Cummings must be insufferable.


A blast at parties!
 
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