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(truTV)   A year-end list of 2012's dumbest people. David Petraeus, Tan Mom, Butthole Tattoo Girl all in   (trutv.com) divider line 160
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2012-12-11 02:39:09 PM  
Douglas seems like the kind of guy who likes more than a little danger in his life. What else would explain why he got back together with his girlfriend who bit off his testicles?

Wow. That takes a lot of balls.
 
2012-12-11 03:38:00 PM  
You leave Amanda alone!!!one!111

www.okmagazine.com

/soooo hot, want to touch the hiney.
 
2012-12-11 03:41:01 PM  
No Honey Boo Boo?
No Honey Boo Boo's mom?
No people who watch Here Comes Honey Boo Boo??
 

...list fails
 
2012-12-11 03:56:34 PM  
I never heard of Gina Rinehart before, but she looks like a model of personal responsibility.
 
2012-12-11 04:01:13 PM  
Butthole tattoo girl? Why am I just hearing about this now?
 
2012-12-11 04:01:39 PM  
TruTV links on the main page? It's more likely than you think.
 
2012-12-11 04:02:34 PM  

scottydoesntknow: Butthole tattoo girl? Why am I just hearing about this now?


Dude, you missed it. It was beautiful and horrible and skanky and hot and disgusting and degrading.


Basically, everything you're looking for in a one night stand.
 
2012-12-11 04:03:00 PM  
That butthole tattoo girl is pretty cool.

pygodblog.com

You have a chance with her and she likes it in the pooper.
 
2012-12-11 04:05:58 PM  
remember, ladies, it only hurts a little the first time
www.inquisitr.com
 
2012-12-11 04:06:42 PM  
No picture of the Republic Presidential candidates? List FAILS.
 
2012-12-11 04:07:28 PM  
Why was butthole tattoo girl such a big deal? Has no one done this before? I had assumed that every possible location on the human body had been tattooed by someone. Are there tattoo frontiers of which I am not aware?

But beyond that, whoopty farking do. What was the bid deal? Did it shock everybody's mom? Was Marilyn Manson ruing that he never thought of it?
 
2012-12-11 04:07:43 PM  
I don't think Petraeus is dumb. He could sleep with a young chick who works out all the time or his wife, who looks like Bombur. He chose wisely.
 
2012-12-11 04:07:44 PM  
In what world do I live in that Nicki Minaj did not make this list?
 
2012-12-11 04:07:50 PM  
Did Butt Chugger get forgotten so quickly?
 
2012-12-11 04:08:08 PM  
No Michele Bachmann?
 
2012-12-11 04:08:11 PM  

scottydoesntknow: Butthole tattoo girl? Why am I just hearing about this now?


It had FARK written all over it . . .

correction - not her buttonhole tattoo, that would be cruel.
 
2012-12-11 04:08:30 PM  
Add to list: anyone who willingly clicks on a trutv link.
 
2012-12-11 04:08:44 PM  
Jesus, can we stack those two photos of butthole tattoo girl side-by-side and shoop it into a before/after meth advertisement?
 
2012-12-11 04:09:01 PM  

scottydoesntknow: Butthole tattoo girl? Why am I just hearing about this now?


I'm impressed. This pic was everywhere on Fark for a few weeks.

i.imgur.com
 
2012-12-11 04:09:04 PM  

1derful: I don't think Petraeus is dumb. He could sleep with a young chick who works out all the time and is a psycho who cost him his job and respect of his peers, or his wife, who looks like Bombur. He chose wisely.


FTFY. If you're gonna cheat, don't cheat with crazy, it'll always come back to bite you.
 
2012-12-11 04:09:09 PM  
"Fans of TruTV" mysteriously absent from this list.
 
2012-12-11 04:09:41 PM  
The Girl With The Butthole Tattoo was oddly not as successful as The Girl with The Dragon Tattoo.

I guess if Trent Reznor had supplied her soundtrack it might have been better.
 
2012-12-11 04:09:57 PM  
Mao Sugiyama is the Japanese 'artist' who cooked and served his own genitals.

2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-12-11 04:09:57 PM  

scottydoesntknow: Butthole tattoo girl? Why am I just hearing about this now?


Others have posted her pic but here is the article, NSFW
 
2012-12-11 04:10:38 PM  

Ed Finnerty: "Fans of TruTV" mysteriously absent from this list.


Or their editors / writers, for that matter.
 
2012-12-11 04:10:46 PM  

1derful: I don't think Petraeus is dumb. He could sleep with a young chick who works out all the time or his wife, who looks like Bombur. He chose wisely.


His dick did, his brain, not so much.
 
2012-12-11 04:11:14 PM  

scottydoesntknow: 1derful: I don't think Petraeus is dumb. He could sleep with a young chick who works out all the time and is a psycho who cost him his job and respect of his peers by threatening his connection to the (snert) "high society" of Tampa, or his wife, who looks like Bombur. He chose wisely.

FTFY. If you're gonna cheat, don't cheat with crazy, it'll always come back to bite you.


Even worse.
 
2012-12-11 04:11:31 PM  
BTW where's the "Stick it in her pooper!" guy?
 
2012-12-11 04:11:31 PM  

FinFangFark: Jesus, can we stack those two photos of butthole tattoo girl side-by-side and shoop it into a before/after meth advertisement?


i.cdn.turner.com

There's the 'before' from the article. You go find the 'after'.
 
2012-12-11 04:11:45 PM  

Omahawg: remember, ladies, it only hurts a little the first time
[www.inquisitr.com image 475x275]


I don't know why I was so turned on by that pic when it came out. Maybe the look on her face?
 
2012-12-11 04:12:32 PM  
i536.photobucket.com
 
2012-12-11 04:12:52 PM  

theorellior: scottydoesntknow: Butthole tattoo girl? Why am I just hearing about this now?

I'm impressed. This pic was everywhere on Fark for a few weeks.

[i.imgur.com image 300x209]


Ahh that may be the problem. All the pics of her on the thread are blocked at work (had to pull it up on my phone to see what you posted).

That definitely is a picture made for FARK. And after doing some research, apparently she got "Rockwood" tattooed over/around it, becuase she loves to rock wood in it.
 
2012-12-11 04:14:58 PM  
LIST FAILS WITHOUT [name of politician I loathe]!
 
2012-12-11 04:15:48 PM  

Tat'dGreaser: Omahawg: remember, ladies, it only hurts a little the first time
[www.inquisitr.com image 475x275]

I don't know why I was so turned on by that pic when it came out. Maybe the look on her face?


Yup. That's the look she gets when she wants you to jam it in harder.
 
2012-12-11 04:17:06 PM  
I remember this updated interview of her after she had her starfish colored in.Link

I started humming our national anthem halfway through reading.
 
2012-12-11 04:18:52 PM  
Lohan(s) conspicuously missing.
 
2012-12-11 04:19:27 PM  
List fails for lack of Mark Emmert.
 
2012-12-11 04:20:11 PM  

Lionel Mandrake: No Honey Boo Boo?
No Honey Boo Boo's mom?
No people who watch Here Comes Honey Boo Boo?? 

...list fails


Sounds like you like Hooney Boo Boo....


/ I keed, I keed
 
2012-12-11 04:20:36 PM  
i.cdn.turner.com

/really?
 
2012-12-11 04:20:38 PM  
That's one of the manliest looking women I've seen in quite some time...
i.cdn.turner.com
 
2012-12-11 04:20:51 PM  
Jim Lehrer is in the list for letting Obama get steamrolled?

Lame.
 
2012-12-11 04:21:23 PM  
i would remove petraeus, since all he did was have an affair. he didn't even lie about it afterwards

i would add the alabama teabagger. that little prank sent him to angola.
 
2012-12-11 04:22:20 PM  
Adam Carolla was right about wimmenz not being funny.
 
2012-12-11 04:23:24 PM  
Facebook investors?
 
2012-12-11 04:24:46 PM  
Getting back together with a woman who bit your testicles off . . . that's love.

Or insanity.
 
2012-12-11 04:26:03 PM  

jehovahs witness protection: Adam Carolla was right about wimmenz not being funny.


Unfortunately, he isn't funny either.
 
2012-12-11 04:27:06 PM  

PrivateCaboose: jehovahs witness protection: Adam Carolla was right about wimmenz not being funny.

Unfortunately, he isn't funny either.


So, takes one to know one?
 
2012-12-11 04:27:54 PM  

PrivateCaboose: Getting back together with a woman who bit your testicles off . . . that's love.

Or insanity.


It's just nuts.
 
2012-12-11 04:28:02 PM  

Current Resident: That's one of the manliest looking women I've seen in quite some time...


Does she walk the walk?

i49.tinypic.com
 
2012-12-11 04:28:15 PM  

PrivateCaboose: Getting back together with a woman who bit your testicles off . . . that's love.

Or insanity.


Or:

And that's the Saigon whore that bit my nose off!
 
2012-12-11 04:30:08 PM  

Mirrorz: The Girl With The Butthole Tattoo was oddly not as successful as The Girl with The Dragon Tattoo.

I guess if Trent Reznor had supplied her soundtrack it might have been better.


Fact.
 
2012-12-11 04:31:08 PM  
I foundan interview with the guy who had his testicles bit off, and he said that he's lost his sex drive since then, even though he used to be quite the randy fellow.

So, apparently, doctors were unable to reattach the nads.

Why in the world would he want any woman at all, then?
 
2012-12-11 04:33:16 PM  

Current Resident: That's one of the manliest looking women I've seen in quite some time...


I'm sorry to be so rude to that strange woman but holy crap you are right. She looks like Robin Williams in a Barbara Walters costume.

Pincy: No picture of the Republic Presidential candidates? List FAILS.


If any of them had a shot at taking out Mitt, their laugh-a-minute gaffes would have been worthy of note, but they were just delaying the inevitable while providing limitless Daily Show fodder.
 
2012-12-11 04:34:58 PM  

Current Resident: That's one of the manliest looking women I've seen in quite some time...
[i.cdn.turner.com image 545x363]


A face swap would be utterly impossible for the Akins.
 
2012-12-11 04:35:09 PM  

Lex Sluthor: Douglas seems like the kind of guy who likes more than a little danger in his life. What else would explain why he got back together with his girlfriend who bit off his testicles?

Wow. That takes a lot of balls.


Try the veal
 
2012-12-11 04:35:10 PM  
Did Karl Rove make the list? How about Dick Morris?
 
2012-12-11 04:36:03 PM  

FinFangFark: I remember this updated interview of her after she had her starfish colored in.Link

I started humming our national anthem halfway through reading.


While getting ready for your moon landing?
 
2012-12-11 04:37:59 PM  

scottydoesntknow: 1derful: I don't think Petraeus is dumb. He could sleep with a young chick who works out all the time and is a psycho who cost him his job and respect of his peers, or his wife, who looks like Bombur. He chose wisely.

FTFY. If you're gonna cheat, don't cheat with crazy, it'll always come back to bite you.



Uh, his choice to have an affair cost him all that he lost

FTFReality
 
2012-12-11 04:42:14 PM  

Nina_Hartley's_Ass: PrivateCaboose: Getting back together with a woman who bit your testicles off . . . that's love.

Or insanity.

It's just nuts.


Well.... Nut.
 
2012-12-11 04:42:47 PM  
Are people still going on and on about how America is so prude because all Petraeus did is have an affair yet they're completely looking over the fact that they found top secret documents on this woman's computer and we don't know what other secrets he gave out?
 
2012-12-11 04:45:31 PM  

blatz514: You leave Amanda alone!!!one!111

[www.okmagazine.com image 330x351]

/soooo hot, want to touch the hiney.


That Amanda Bynes is one piece of ace. I know from experience, dude, if you know what I mean.
 
2012-12-11 04:47:06 PM  

1derful: I don't think Petraeus is dumb. He could sleep with a young chick who works out all the time or his wife, who looks like Bombur. He chose wisely.


Are we doing hobbit references already?
 
2012-12-11 04:48:01 PM  
I just sponsored a few of you. Pay it forward motherf*ckers.
 
2012-12-11 04:49:19 PM  
I feel so bad for the BH tattoo girl. I can only imagine the trauma she went through as a child to turn her into that.
 
2012-12-11 04:50:38 PM  
i.cdn.turner.com
cdn01.cdn.justjared.com
 
2012-12-11 04:51:18 PM  

Mirrorz: I just sponsored a few of you. Pay it forward motherf*ckers.


Aw, thanks! Money is a little tight at the moment (niece's birthday and Christmas and tuition due, oh my!), but I certainly will next paycheck.
 
2012-12-11 04:55:17 PM  

neenerist: Current Resident: That's one of the manliest looking women I've seen in quite some time...

Does she walk the walk?

[i49.tinypic.com image 290x361]


por-img.cimcontent.net

IT'S RENO TIME!

i49.tinypic.com
 
2012-12-11 04:56:20 PM  
www.chicagotribune.com

ethicsalarms.files.wordpress.com

I'm not sure if I'd call him stupid. Sloppy maybe...
 
2012-12-11 04:56:38 PM  
Romney would have made the list, but he only got 47%.
 
2012-12-11 04:58:01 PM  

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: I feel so bad for the BH tattoo girl. I can only imagine the trauma she went through as a child to turn her into that.


In my research on the topic (seriously I had never heard of this girl until I read the headline), she was abused by her father, but she thinks it has something to do with when he was born, making him the literal son of Satan. So since God gave her such a crappy break at the beginning, she's got a free pass to do whatever she wants.

The exact quote (had to retype it from my phone, didn't wanna google butthole tattoo girl at work): "My dad was born on June 12, at 6:12. If you divide it by two, that's 666. I believe I was born from Satan's spawn. He ended up abusing me when I was three months old to the point where I should have been dead. And so the man upstairs has given me a sort of a free pass to do whatever I want, since I had to suffer so much so early."
 
2012-12-11 04:58:43 PM  
Adam Carolla has said some dumb stuff--that was an out of context quote that no one really seemed to care about.

Seems like someone has an axe to grind.
 
2012-12-11 04:59:14 PM  
Is it just my eyes or could Adam Carolla be Jeremy Clarkson's stunt man?
i.cdn.turner.com
(image linked from subject article for purposes of satire)
 
2012-12-11 05:06:20 PM  

Mirrorz: I just sponsored a few of you. Pay it forward motherf*ckers.


You're on, muthafrkkaaaaaaaa.
 
2012-12-11 05:06:26 PM  

Arkanaut: BTW where's the "Stick it in her pooper!" guy?


i758.photobucket.com
 
2012-12-11 05:06:44 PM  

Lex Sluthor: Douglas seems like the kind of guy who likes more than a little danger in his life. What else would explain why he got back together with his girlfriend who bit off his testicles?

Wow. That takes a lot of balls.


I think you mean 'took'.
 
2012-12-11 05:07:31 PM  

theorellior: scottydoesntknow: Butthole tattoo girl? Why am I just hearing about this now?

I'm impressed. This pic was everywhere on Fark for a few weeks.

[i.imgur.com image 300x209]


that pic is sofa king awesome.
 
2012-12-11 05:08:21 PM  

TimonC346: Adam Carolla has said some dumb stuff--that was an out of context quote that no one really seemed to care about.

Yep.

Back in June, Adam Carolla was quoted saying that women aren't funny.

Actually, he wasn't quoted as saying that, because that's not what he said. His actual quote was "When it comes to comedy, of course there's Sarah Silverman, Tina Fey, Kathy Griffin - super-funny chicks. But if you're playing the odds? No."

He was asked who was funnier, women or men, and he responded that in general men are funnier.

Of course all the morons heard was "DERRR WOMEN NOT FUNNY DERRR"

Idiots.

 
2012-12-11 05:15:17 PM  

FinFangFark: I remember this updated interview of her after she had her starfish colored in.Link

I started humming our national anthem halfway through reading.


Battle Hymn of the Republic, for me.
 
2012-12-11 05:17:20 PM  
not sure Gary Bettmann is dumb, but certainly a shiatweasel
 
2012-12-11 05:19:03 PM  
yeah I thought Patraeus was dumb to until I saw his wife
 
2012-12-11 05:29:21 PM  
Rayburn blamed the unions for the death of the Twinkie while he pocketed $125k a month (not including his bonus). Way to blame a union worker when you're using $100 bills to wipe away your tears.

Getting a ton of money and managing to pass the blame off to someone else? Ha, what a moran!

/unethical? sure
//dumb? not so much...
 
2012-12-11 05:31:52 PM  

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: TimonC346: Adam Carolla has said some dumb stuff--that was an out of context quote that no one really seemed to care about.

Yep.

Back in June, Adam Carolla was quoted saying that women aren't funny.

Actually, he wasn't quoted as saying that, because that's not what he said. His actual quote was "When it comes to comedy, of course there's Sarah Silverman, Tina Fey, Kathy Griffin - super-funny chicks. But if you're playing the odds? No."

He was asked who was funnier, women or men, and he responded that in general men are funnier.

Of course all the morons heard was "DERRR WOMEN NOT FUNNY DERRR"

Idiots.


This. What he actually said I completely agree with. There's lot's of women who are funnier than men, in the same way that there's white guys out there who are better at basketball than black guys.
 
2012-12-11 05:34:53 PM  

blatz514: scottydoesntknow: Butthole tattoo girl? Why am I just hearing about this now?

Others have posted her pic but here is the article, NSFW


I'm reporting you for NSFW abuse. You go and get everyone all excited, and then the page opens....and it's the Huffington Post? WTF man?
 
2012-12-11 05:35:17 PM  

Spanky_McFarksalot: yeah I thought Patraeus was dumb to until I saw his wife


In one of the threads about Petraeus, it was commented that his was not a marriage for love. It was a kid fresh from West Point marrying the daughter of a high-ranking general.
 
2012-12-11 05:35:28 PM  

jehovahs witness protection: Adam Carolla was right about wimmenz not being funny.


If anybody is an expert on not being funny, it's Adam Corolla
 
2012-12-11 05:41:03 PM  

scottydoesntknow: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: I feel so bad for the BH tattoo girl. I can only imagine the trauma she went through as a child to turn her into that.

In my research on the topic (seriously I had never heard of this girl until I read the headline), she was abused by her father, but she thinks it has something to do with when he was born, making him the literal son of Satan. So since God gave her such a crappy break at the beginning, she's got a free pass to do whatever she wants.

The exact quote (had to retype it from my phone, didn't wanna google butthole tattoo girl at work): "My dad was born on June 12, at 6:12. If you divide it by two, that's 666. I believe I was born from Satan's spawn. He ended up abusing me when I was three months old to the point where I should have been dead. And so the man upstairs has given me a sort of a free pass to do whatever I want, since I had to suffer so much so early."


Seems reasonable. I mean, after suffering so much, why not get a butthole tattoo?
 
2012-12-11 05:42:27 PM  

Lionel Mandrake: jehovahs witness protection: Adam Carolla was right about wimmenz not being funny.

If anybody is an expert on not being funny, it's Adam Corolla


To quote one Farker whose Name escapes me; "He has a face for radio and a voice for print".
 
2012-12-11 05:51:46 PM  

theorellior: Spanky_McFarksalot: yeah I thought Patraeus was dumb to until I saw his wife

In one of the threads about Petraeus, it was commented that his was not a marriage for love. It was a kid fresh from West Point marrying the daughter of a high-ranking general.


She could have gone to a better hairdresser and not eaten so much pie, though. I mean, you know, we all get old, but hey!
 
2012-12-11 05:53:00 PM  

Rapmaster2000: Why was butthole tattoo girl such a big deal? Has no one done this before? I had assumed that every possible location on the human body had been tattooed by someone. Are there tattoo frontiers of which I am not aware?

But beyond that, whoopty farking do. What was the bid deal? Did it shock everybody's mom? Was Marilyn Manson ruing that he never thought of it?


You must have not seen the video. She was either completely drugged out or mentally ill, babbling nonsense and to top it off, she was having her butthole tattooed. She also gave a batshiat insane interview after. Also she is moderately attractive. Add that all together and it equals temporary internet fame.
 
2012-12-11 05:57:39 PM  

FinFangFark: I remember this updated interview of her after she had her starfish colored in.Link

I started humming our national anthem halfway through reading.


I like this comment from the comments section under the article.

This woman's life should serve as the basis for Fried Green Tomatoes 2. 60 years from now, as a nurse wipes her incontinent ass, she will discover this mysterious tattoo, which will lead to hours of story telling from this wise anal obsessed octogenarian. It may seem vulgar to us now, but the free anal movement is only in its infancy. Butt plugs and anal tattoos are the new earrings, and the new medium for anatomical discourse. All you highbrow Gawker prudes will be laughed at as conservative and stuffy. At the center of all creation is a black hole, trying to deny this denies our very nature.


I just can't wait for anal tattoo girl to get her "modeling" career going.
 
2012-12-11 06:08:39 PM  
Billionaire mining tycoon Gina Rinehart was quoted earlier this year saying that if poor people want to be rich like herself they should "spend less time drinking, or smoking and socializing and more time working." Apparently, Rinehart made her fortune the old fashion way: she inherited it from her daddy.

So she's dumb for stating the obvious? I'm assuming the article's author voted for Obama.
 
2012-12-11 06:10:08 PM  

doczoidberg: I foundan interview with the guy who had his testicles bit off, and he said that he's lost his sex drive since then, even though he used to be quite the randy fellow.

So, apparently, doctors were unable to reattach the nads.

Why in the world would he want any woman at all, then?


Sammiches and blow jobs.
 
2012-12-11 06:10:42 PM  

megarian: Mirrorz: The Girl With The Butthole Tattoo was oddly not as successful as The Girl with The Dragon Tattoo.

I guess if Trent Reznor had supplied her soundtrack it might have been better.

Fact.


Now I have the image of her singing Immigrant Song while getting her tattoo.

/aaaaaAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAA!!!
 
2012-12-11 06:11:31 PM  
Aaaaaand up for 2013?.....COLON TATTOO GIRL!!!
 
2012-12-11 06:19:08 PM  

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: I feel so bad for the BH tattoo girl. I can only imagine the trauma she went through as a child to turn her into that.


let me help your imagination
i.imgur.com
sweet dreams
 
2012-12-11 06:22:28 PM  

inner ted: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: I feel so bad for the BH tattoo girl. I can only imagine the trauma she went through as a child to turn her into that.

let me help your imagination
[i.imgur.com image 526x394]
sweet dreams


you are a terrible...terrible...terrible person.
 
2012-12-11 06:22:37 PM  
fbcdn-profile-a.akamaihd.net 

Pete Cummings must be insufferable.
 
2012-12-11 06:23:48 PM  
The dumbest people on earth are those that click the TruTV links.
 
2012-12-11 06:34:12 PM  

scottydoesntknow: Butthole tattoo girl? Why am I just hearing about this now?


Because as your name suggests, Scotty didn't know. :)
 
2012-12-11 06:34:15 PM  

thamike: [fbcdn-profile-a.akamaihd.net image 160x160] 

Pete Cummings must be insufferable.


A blast at parties!
 
2012-12-11 06:36:04 PM  

sweetmelissa31: I never heard of Gina Rinehart before, but she looks like a model of personal responsibility.


Actually she makes Mitt Romney look caring and compassionate. She should have her photo next to any dictionary entry for psychopath.
 
2012-12-11 06:37:12 PM  

1derful: I don't think Petraeus is dumb. He could sleep with a young chick who works out all the time or his wife, who looks like Bombur. He chose wisely.


And destroyed his career. Dumb.
 
2012-12-11 06:39:25 PM  
Jose Canseco tweeted in April that global warming could have saved the Titanic. Maybe he should leave global warming to the scientists and focus on rescuing his sinking reputation.

Um, is that wrong? Seems to me, less polar ice = greater odds of survival for the Titanic.

shrug.
 
2012-12-11 06:40:14 PM  

ha-ha-guy: Did Butt Chugger get forgotten so quickly?


3.bp.blogspot.com

Alexander Broughton

/Never forget
 
2012-12-11 06:42:00 PM  
imageshack.us
Never thought I'd get to use it again.
 
2012-12-11 06:42:22 PM  

DownDaRiver: scottydoesntknow: 1derful: I don't think Petraeus is dumb. He could sleep with a young chick who works out all the time and is a psycho who cost him his job and respect of his peers, or his wife, who looks like Bombur. He chose wisely.

FTFY. If you're gonna cheat, don't cheat with crazy, it'll always come back to bite you.


Uh, his choice to have an affair cost him all that he lost

FTFReality


Psh, whatevs, blameshifter.
 
2012-12-11 06:45:19 PM  

unfarkingbelievable: scottydoesntknow: Butthole tattoo girl? Why am I just hearing about this now?

Because as your name suggests, Scotty didn't know. :)


Touche
 
2012-12-11 07:00:56 PM  

Pincy: No picture of the Republic Presidential candidates? List FAILS.


It's missing something......

Hmmmm.... what is this list missing....

Hmmmm....Oh...yea....it's missing this fool....www.politicalnewsnow.com


/ Belongs on there as much as the rest of them

// What, did you think we actually live in a democracy

/// Surprise, we don't

\\\\ I'm quite shocked FARK doesn't have some sort of filter to prevent any negative remarks about their patron saint, savior of the world Barry O.

\\\\ Is that coming to me

\\\\ Don't sleep on Barry O.
 
2012-12-11 07:10:06 PM  

FARK in FL: Pincy: No picture of the Republic Presidential candidates? List FAILS.

It's missing something......

Hmmmm.... what is this list missing....

Hmmmm....Oh...yea....it's missing this fool....[www.politicalnewsnow.com image 585x391]


/ Belongs on there as much as the rest of them

// What, did you think we actually live in a democracy

/// Surprise, we don't

\\\\ I'm quite shocked FARK doesn't have some sort of filter to prevent any negative remarks about their patron saint, savior of the world Barry O.

\\\\ Is that coming to me

\\\\ Don't sleep on Barry O.


1/10
 
2012-12-11 07:14:35 PM  
And hey, let's not forget the guy who got the Romney campaign's logo tattooed on his face. I met that guy the other night. He's kinda dumb but is trying very hard to become famous, apparently.

/csb
 
2012-12-11 07:16:09 PM  

flamingboard: FARK in FL: Pincy: No picture of the Republic Presidential candidates? List FAILS.

It's missing something......

Hmmmm.... what is this list missing....

Hmmmm....Oh...yea....it's missing this fool....[www.politicalnewsnow.com image 585x391]


/ Belongs on there as much as the rest of them

// What, did you think we actually live in a democracy

/// Surprise, we don't

\\\\ I'm quite shocked FARK doesn't have some sort of filter to prevent any negative remarks about their patron saint, savior of the world Barry O.

\\\\ Is that coming to me

\\\\ Don't sleep on Barry O.

1/10


1 out of 10?!?!?!? That's much too generous.
 
2012-12-11 07:19:21 PM  

wyldkard: megarian: Mirrorz: The Girl With The Butthole Tattoo was oddly not as successful as The Girl with The Dragon Tattoo.

I guess if Trent Reznor had supplied her soundtrack it might have been better.

Fact.

Now I have the image of her singing Immigrant Song while getting her tattoo.

/aaaaaAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAA!!!


HA! That may be seared into my dreams tonight.
 
2012-12-11 07:30:16 PM  
: FARK in FL: Pincy: No picture of the Republic Presidential candidates?

flamingboard: 1/10

Osomatic: 1 out of 10?!?!?!? That's much too generous.


Ah, I see the cheerleaders have arrived. Did you bring the dip....
www.biography.com
 
2012-12-11 07:34:18 PM  
Am I getting old? I'm on FARK every day and haven't heard of many of those folks.
 
2012-12-11 07:34:30 PM  

FARK in FL: : FARK in FL: Pincy: No picture of the Republic Presidential candidates?

flamingboard: 1/10

Osomatic: 1 out of 10?!?!?!? That's much too generous.

Ah, I see the cheerleaders have arrived. Did you bring the dip....
[www.biography.com image 402x402]


Not sure if REALLY bad troll, or REALLY lame, butthurt conservative.
 
2012-12-11 07:36:30 PM  

unchellmatt: FARK in FL: : FARK in FL: Pincy: No picture of the Republic Presidential candidates?

flamingboard: 1/10

Osomatic: 1 out of 10?!?!?!? That's much too generous.

Ah, I see the cheerleaders have arrived. Did you bring the dip....
[www.biography.com image 402x402]

Not sure if REALLY bad troll, or REALLY lame, butthurt conservative.


If the name is accurate we can just blame it on Florida.
 
2012-12-11 07:37:30 PM  
was this the year of the rugby player who got the dog to lick his stuff on video? or was that last year...at my age, it runs together.
 
2012-12-11 07:43:04 PM  

unchellmatt: FARK in FL: : FARK in FL: Pincy: No picture of the Republic Presidential candidates?

flamingboard: 1/10

Osomatic: 1 out of 10?!?!?!? That's much too generous.

Ah, I see the cheerleaders have arrived. Did you bring the dip....
[www.biography.com image 402x402]

Not sure if REALLY bad troll, or REALLY lame, butthurt conservative.


Conservative, not butt-hurt. I know one thing Chicago politicians do not do is lose elections. Had this occupier of the White House been vetted by the media, instead of coddled, he would be nothing more than community organizer. But you go ahead with all the love and adornment for someone so smart he can't reveal is college transcripts. Probably because we're too dumb to comprehend the information contained within. Maybe they were smashed into pieces and placed jeweled box, like an arc of sorts.

Apparently he also was the editor of Harvard Law Review, making him the ONLY editor of the H.L.R. never to publish any articles in said review. But you keep that wool over your eyes, maybe you'll stumble off a cliff.

//I don't really want you to stumble off a cliff
 
2012-12-11 07:45:27 PM  

flamingboard: unchellmatt: FARK in FL: : FARK in FL: Pincy: No picture of the Republic Presidential candidates?

flamingboard: 1/10

Osomatic: 1 out of 10?!?!?!? That's much too generous.

Ah, I see the cheerleaders have arrived. Did you bring the dip....
[www.biography.com image 402x402]

Not sure if REALLY bad troll, or REALLY lame, butthurt conservative.

If the name is accurate we can just blame it on Florida.


Name is accurate, location: Florida.


But really raise your hand if you thought we lived in a democracy.
....Anyone.....Bueller....Bueller....Bueller....3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-12-11 07:51:50 PM  
Bikini hockey league

Hmm....

After further research, here's what a bikini hockey league might look like:

l1.yimg.com


l3.yimg.com

im41.com

/hot, but certainly not dumb
//well, they might be dumb, but who cares?
 
2012-12-11 07:55:33 PM  
imageshack.us

I don't know if I should puke, crap my pants or scream.
 
2012-12-11 07:56:19 PM  

inner ted: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: I feel so bad for the BH tattoo girl. I can only imagine the trauma she went through as a child to turn her into that.

let me help your imagination
[i.imgur.com image 526x394]
sweet dreams


MARRY CHRISTMAS!!!
 
2012-12-11 07:57:46 PM  

Hydra: Bikini hockey league

Hmm....

After further research, here's what a bikini hockey league might look like:

[l1.yimg.com image 630x414]


[l3.yimg.com image 630x340]

[im41.com image 476x579]

/hot, but certainly not dumb
//well, they might be dumb, but who cares?


There was a movie about that. Legendarily bad, and Bon Jovi's debut as a movie actor. National Lampoon's Pucked, you should buy it just to laugh at. And because it was filmed at my hometown rink. It's worse than you could ever possibly think.
 
2012-12-11 08:01:01 PM  

FARK in FL: flamingboard: unchellmatt: FARK in FL: : FARK in FL: Pincy: No picture of the Republic Presidential candidates?

flamingboard: 1/10

Osomatic: 1 out of 10?!?!?!? That's much too generous.

Ah, I see the cheerleaders have arrived. Did you bring the dip....
[www.biography.com image 402x402]

Not sure if REALLY bad troll, or REALLY lame, butthurt conservative.

If the name is accurate we can just blame it on Florida.

Name is accurate, location: Florida.


But really raise your hand if you thought we lived in a democracy.
....Anyone.....Bueller....Bueller....Bueller....[3.bp.blogspot.com image 850x478]


I thought all you necons were hellbent on reminding everyone we're not a democracy but a constitutional republic? You can't even get the talking points Fox Newz spoon feeds you right. Enjoy the block list.
 
2012-12-11 08:05:34 PM  

blatz514: You leave Amanda alone!!!one!111

[www.okmagazine.com image 330x351]

/soooo hot, want to touch the hiney.


i.imgur.com
 
2012-12-11 08:11:22 PM  

FARK in FL: Had this occupier of the White House been vetted by the media, instead of coddled, he would be nothing more than community organizer.


lol! Oh I see. Let me guess, you don't believe in the moon landings, either.

But hey, I mean, for real. Go on with your bad self. You just.. rock on with that.

Out of curiosity, do you not see the similarity between that "OMG seekrit mooslim / not really an American citizen" malarky and the liberals who scream and cry that 9/11 was an inside job? Both "questions" thoroughly answered, both conspiracies utterly crushed, and yet you and they cling to this paranoid delusion.
 
2012-12-11 08:14:13 PM  

flamingboard: FARK in FL: flamingboard: unchellmatt: FARK in FL: : FARK in FL: Pincy: No picture of the Republic Presidential candidates?

flamingboard: 1/10

Osomatic: 1 out of 10?!?!?!? That's much too generous.

Ah, I see the cheerleaders have arrived. Did you bring the dip....
[www.biography.com image 402x402]

Not sure if REALLY bad troll, or REALLY lame, butthurt conservative.

If the name is accurate we can just blame it on Florida.

Name is accurate, location: Florida.


But really raise your hand if you thought we lived in a democracy.
....Anyone.....Bueller....Bueller....Bueller....[3.bp.blogspot.com image 850x478]

I thought all you necons were hellbent on reminding everyone we're not a democracy but a constitutional republic? You can't even get the talking points Fox Newz spoon feeds you right. Enjoy the block list.


I said conservative, but leave it up to you to introduce name calling and assigning titles that are not called for, or true.


/Don't have cable TV, so no Fox News.
//Don't open email that begin with FW; FW: FW: FW: FW:
///Dont care much for Obama, not because he a seek rat moose limb, or so shell list or any other number of attached titles. HE IS A POOR LEADER He has absolutely no leadership capabilities and that has been proven time and time and time again.
 
2012-12-11 08:15:17 PM  

unchellmatt: FARK in FL: Had this occupier of the White House been vetted by the media, instead of coddled, he would be nothing more than community organizer.

lol! Oh I see. Let me guess, you don't believe in the moon landings, either.

But hey, I mean, for real. Go on with your bad self. You just.. rock on with that.

Out of curiosity, do you not see the similarity between that "OMG seekrit mooslim / not really an American citizen" malarky and the liberals who scream and cry that 9/11 was an inside job? Both "questions" thoroughly answered, both conspiracies utterly crushed, and yet you and they cling to this paranoid delusion.


He doesn't seem to remember the primary when Hilary was out for blood. If her campaign and Fox Newz didn't find anything there isn't anything to find.
 
2012-12-11 08:17:19 PM  

cptjeff: There was a movie about that. Legendarily bad, and Bon Jovi's debut as a movie actor. National Lampoon's Pucked, you should buy it just to laugh at. And because it was filmed at my hometown rink. It's worse than you could ever possibly think.


What's sad to learn is that movie had a budget of $3.5 MILLION.

/if something with friggin' Bon Jovi can get greenlight, ANYTHING can get greenlit
 
2012-12-11 08:20:38 PM  

flamingboard: FARK in FL: flamingboard: unchellmatt: FARK in FL: : FARK in FL: Pincy: No picture of the Republic Presidential candidates?

flamingboard: 1/10

Osomatic: 1 out of 10?!?!?!? That's much too generous.

Ah, I see the cheerleaders have arrived. Did you bring the dip....
[www.biography.com image 402x402]

Not sure if REALLY bad troll, or REALLY lame, butthurt conservative.

If the name is accurate we can just blame it on Florida.

Name is accurate, location: Florida.


But really raise your hand if you thought we lived in a democracy.
....Anyone.....Bueller....Bueller....Bueller....[3.bp.blogspot.com image 850x478]

I thought all you necons were hellbent on reminding everyone we're not a democracy but a constitutional republic? You can't even get the talking points Fox Newz spoon feeds you right. Enjoy the block list.


Oh watch out everybody! some jackass might put you on a block list! Thanks for sharing buddy! Tell us more about how little you care!
 
2012-12-11 08:22:09 PM  

duffblue: flamingboard: FARK in FL: flamingboard: unchellmatt: FARK in FL: : FARK in FL: Pincy: No picture of the Republic Presidential candidates?

flamingboard: 1/10

Osomatic: 1 out of 10?!?!?!? That's much too generous.

Ah, I see the cheerleaders have arrived. Did you bring the dip....
[www.biography.com image 402x402]

Not sure if REALLY bad troll, or REALLY lame, butthurt conservative.

If the name is accurate we can just blame it on Florida.

Name is accurate, location: Florida.


But really raise your hand if you thought we lived in a democracy.
....Anyone.....Bueller....Bueller....Bueller....[3.bp.blogspot.com image 850x478]

I thought all you necons were hellbent on reminding everyone we're not a democracy but a constitutional republic? You can't even get the talking points Fox Newz spoon feeds you right. Enjoy the block list.

Oh watch out everybody! some jackass might put you on a block list! Thanks for sharing buddy! Tell us more about how little you care!


I would but now you're blocked too.
 
2012-12-11 08:22:55 PM  

flamingboard: He doesn't seem to remember the primary when Hilary was out for blood. If her campaign and Fox Newz didn't find anything there isn't anything to find.


I have to wonder why so many dropped the exact same exact issue with McCain, which is still listed as "undermined", while regardless of how much irrefutable evidence is shown, they still cling to this like braying hounds after an imaginary fox.
 
2012-12-11 08:23:54 PM  

FARK in FL: : FARK in FL: Pincy: No picture of the Republic Presidential candidates?

flamingboard: 1/10

Osomatic: 1 out of 10?!?!?!? That's much too generous.

Ah, I see the cheerleaders have arrived. Did you bring the dip....
[www.biography.com image 402x402]


I believe you are laboring under a misapprehension. You think I didn't like your idiotic comments because they are anti-Obama. In fact, I didn't like them because they were idiotic. Politics didn't enter into it.
 
2012-12-11 08:32:26 PM  
FARK in FL:

Your trolling is bad and you should feel bad.
 
2012-12-11 08:52:16 PM  
What about the Israeli shmuck who gave Romney $100mill?
 
2012-12-11 09:27:46 PM  
The good news is that this gives me an idea for a new reality show: Darwin's Mansion. We put all these people in a house with a massive supply of booze, power tools, and fireworks. It would be bloody but hilarious.
 
2012-12-11 09:46:21 PM  

cptjeff: Hydra: Bikini hockey league

Hmm....

After further research, here's what a bikini hockey league might look like:

[l1.yimg.com image 630x414]


[l3.yimg.com image 630x340]

[im41.com image 476x579]

/hot, but certainly not dumb
//well, they might be dumb, but who cares?

There was a movie about that. Legendarily bad, and Bon Jovi's debut as a movie actor. National Lampoon's Pucked, you should buy it just to laugh at. And because it was filmed at my hometown rink. It's worse than you could ever possibly think.


I've seen it, and agree that the plot and other acoutrements sucked, but the eye candy was delightful!
 
2012-12-11 10:13:33 PM  

anfrind: Your trolling is bad and you should feel bad.


I mean, seriously, what dafuq was all that noise? Same old material, just a new name. Sad.
 
2012-12-11 10:39:25 PM  

Lt. Cheese Weasel: [imageshack.us image 584x600]

I don't know if I should puke, crap my pants or scream.


As if they're mutually exclusive.
 
2012-12-11 10:42:32 PM  
Obvious omissions and some of ones included are weak. Adam Corolla is on the list for something he didn't say.
 
2012-12-11 11:04:32 PM  

FARK in FL: ...love and adornment...jeweled box, like an arc...


Sorry, I gotta call Poe's, I just can't tell...
 
2012-12-11 11:32:07 PM  

ManRay: Obvious omissions and some of ones included are weak. Adam Corolla is on the list for something he didn't say.


Looks like TruTV has been hiring community college english major drop-outs lately.

/anyone mention how shiatty the article is yet?
//least they didn't con us into clicking on a slideshow
 
2012-12-11 11:34:01 PM  
Billionaire mining tycoon Gina Rinehart was quoted earlier this year saying that if poor people want to be rich like herself they should "spend less time drinking, or smoking and socializing and more time working." Apparently, Rinehart made her fortune the old fashion way: she inherited it from her daddy.

/looks like she needs to stop working on snuffling down hoho's and twinkies and buckets of lard. STFU you fat overblown self important twat.
 
2012-12-11 11:53:50 PM  
Hey, I didn't read the article but please tell me this wasn't the guy that got the starfish tattoo?

i49.tinypic.com
 
2012-12-12 12:00:51 AM  
Hiney hole tattoo? That girl is gonna run for senate one day.
 
2012-12-12 12:01:12 AM  

martid4: Hey, I didn't read the article but please tell me this wasn't the guy that got the starfish tattoo?

[i49.tinypic.com image 290x361]


Seems like Robert Redford finally got some botox. Good for him.
 
2012-12-12 12:15:31 AM  

martid4: Hey, I didn't read the article but please tell me this wasn't the guy that got the starfish tattoo?

[i49.tinypic.com image 290x361]


Terrorist.
/bear in mind I think you're cooler than HYDRA and COBRA combined
 
2012-12-12 12:27:46 AM  

Mugato: What about the Israeli shmuck who gave Romney $100mill?


I'd imagine most AIPACy types feel pretty dumb/ripped off now
 
2012-12-12 01:56:59 AM  

moothemagiccow: 1derful: I don't think Petraeus is dumb. He could sleep with a young chick who works out all the time or his wife, who looks like Bombur. He chose wisely.

Are we doing hobbit references already?


Why not? That was funny and a perfect description.
 
2012-12-12 03:14:16 AM  

ToxicAvenger: Billionaire mining tycoon Gina Rinehart was quoted earlier this year saying that if poor people want to be rich like herself they should "spend less time drinking, or smoking and socializing and more time working." Apparently, Rinehart made her fortune the old fashion way: she inherited it from her daddy.

So she's dumb for stating the obvious? I'm assuming the article's author voted for Obama.


Just like most of the country.
 
2012-12-12 03:23:59 AM  

FARK in FL: Pincy: No picture of the Republic Presidential candidates? List FAILS.

It's missing something......

Hmmmm.... what is this list missing....

Hmmmm....Oh...yea....it's missing this fool....[www.politicalnewsnow.com image 585x391]


/ Belongs on there as much as the rest of them

// What, did you think we actually live in a democracy

/// Surprise, we don't

\\\\ I'm quite shocked FARK doesn't have some sort of filter to prevent any negative remarks about their patron saint, savior of the world Barry O.

\\\\ Is that coming to me

\\\\ Don't sleep on Barry O.


Yeah, whatta dummy, getting re-elected and all.
 
2012-12-12 05:15:55 AM  
Winterwhile's cut down on question marks and moved on to ellipses and slashies, I see.

///Best part...FOREVER
 
2012-12-12 06:56:23 AM  

1derful: I don't think Petraeus is dumb. He could sleep with a young chick who works out all the time or his wife, who looks like Bombur. He chose wisely.


It wasn't the boning, it was the getting caught. Head of CIA should be just a BIT clever and sneaky, IMHO...
 
2012-12-12 07:24:18 AM  

ScouserDuck: Jim Lehrer is in the list for letting Obama get steamrolled?

Lame.


He dropped the ball and let Barry the Giver get embarassed. There is no room for failure when it comes to covering for Barry. Any other country Lehrer would have been taken out and shot
 
2012-12-12 07:28:18 AM  

FARK in FL: unchellmatt: FARK in FL: : FARK in FL: Pincy: No picture of the Republic Presidential candidates?

flamingboard: 1/10

Osomatic: 1 out of 10?!?!?!? That's much too generous.

Ah, I see the cheerleaders have arrived. Did you bring the dip....
[www.biography.com image 402x402]

Not sure if REALLY bad troll, or REALLY lame, butthurt conservative.

Conservative, not butt-hurt. I know one thing Chicago politicians do not do is lose elections. Had this occupier of the White House been vetted by the media, instead of coddled, he would be nothing more than community organizer. But you go ahead with all the love and adornment for someone so smart he can't reveal is college transcripts. Probably because we're too dumb to comprehend the information contained within. Maybe they were smashed into pieces and placed jeweled box, like an arc of sorts.

Apparently he also was the editor of Harvard Law Review, making him the ONLY editor of the H.L.R. never to publish any articles in said review.


Really? You're upset Obama DIDN'T use his position to blow his own horn?

/Red KoolAid is just as bad for you as the blue stuff...
 
2012-12-12 07:30:57 AM  

ToxicAvenger: Billionaire mining tycoon Gina Rinehart was quoted earlier this year saying that if poor people want to be rich like herself they should "spend less time drinking, or smoking and socializing and more time working." Apparently, Rinehart made her fortune the old fashion way: she inherited it from her daddy.

So she's dumb for stating the obvious? I'm assuming the article's author voted for Obama.


She's dumb for being born on third base and thinking she hit a triple.
 
2012-12-12 09:03:36 AM  
Why was saying that global warming could have saved the Titanic stupid? Actually, it sounds quite logical to me.

I apologize to any Titanic survivors that might be reading. Let's keep in mind folks that there's an important difference between something that you got your panties in a bunch over and something that's stupid.

The same goes for the Carolla comment.
 
2012-12-12 10:37:39 AM  
Glad to see Bettman and the NFL Potato Refs getting a mention.
 
2012-12-12 10:55:14 AM  
Wow...we had a nice conversation going on about Butthole Tattoo Girl, and the degens from the politico tabs waddled in and plopped down and ruined everything.

This is why we can't have nice things around here.

/Fartbongo
//Mittens
//tea party tea party tea party
////liberal liberal liberal
/v am I doing it right?
 
2012-12-12 12:50:30 PM  

dopekitty74: cptjeff:

There was a movie about that. Legendarily bad, and Bon Jovi's debut as a movie actor. National Lampoon's Pucked, you should buy it just to laugh at. And because it was filmed at my hometown rink. It's worse than you could ever possibly think.

I've seen it, and agree that the plot and other acoutrements sucked, but the eye candy was delightful!


The sole IMDB review: "Eye Candy: 4 pairs of tits, an ass, & one full frontal (all by nameless extras)"

/Meh
 
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