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(KHOU Houston)   Doctor suggests you should take action now if you're an 'Almost Alcoholic'. Drew suggests coughing up $5 a month to remove all doubt   (khou.com) divider line 33
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2012-12-11 06:56:43 PM
3 votes:

Pokey.Clyde: punkhippie: fundie god, the one who pretty much hates you but will put up with you if you say you like his kid

That was just hateful and uncalled for


Kinda like God in the old testament?
2012-12-11 05:05:00 PM
3 votes:
Dr. Doyle suggests, "If you're having four beers on Friday night, see how you do with two beers."

Wait, you want me to drink six beers? Well, you're the doctor.
2012-12-11 04:53:14 PM
3 votes:
Dr. Doyle suggests, "If you're having four beers on Friday night, see how you do with two eight beers."

FTFM.
2012-12-11 04:07:14 PM
3 votes:
By 'taking action' I assume he means drink more to achieve that alcoholism. No one likes a quitter.
2012-12-11 03:54:33 PM
3 votes:
Dr. Doyle is focusing on the zone, between normal use and alcoholism diagnosis-the so-called almost alcoholic range. Here, the risk of things like insomnia, diabetes and cancer can increase.

Really? I find putting away a 12er a night takes care of that problem.
2012-12-11 07:28:31 PM
2 votes:
i911.photobucket.com
2012-12-11 05:31:09 PM
2 votes:
www.drunkard.com
2012-12-11 05:11:43 PM
2 votes:
Doctor doctor, give me the news, I gotta bad case of lovin' booze! No cheap swill is gonna cure my ill, I gotta bad case of lovin' boooooooooze!
2012-12-11 05:10:17 PM
2 votes:
Does ordering another round fall under "taking action"?
2012-12-11 05:04:49 PM
2 votes:
Nobody stops drinking when they're "almost' an alcoholic. That's the whole point of being an alcoholic, that you don't stop drinking when your head tells you that you should.

Duh, some doctor.
2012-12-11 04:27:49 PM
2 votes:
Dr. Doyle suggests, "If you're having four beers on Monday morning Friday night, see how you do with two beers."

That was the point where I began getting concerned.
2012-12-12 12:04:32 AM
1 votes:
Are you shiatting yourself whilst drunk?

Y - Slow down.
N - Your fine.
2012-12-11 11:30:03 PM
1 votes:

Ego edo infantia cattus: robbiex0r: 14

*shrug*

Me to! A round of shrugs for everyone!


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2012-12-11 09:44:06 PM
1 votes:
Didn't read all the comments, but thank everything they didn't take the size of a wine glass into account. Muahahahaha!

/I'm fine, seriously!! I live you so much right now.
2012-12-11 06:02:18 PM
1 votes:

homelessdude: I scored 40
...
Can I audition for Intervention?
...



Research material: How to Ace an Intervention.
2012-12-11 06:02:14 PM
1 votes:
Guess I'll switch to pot, then.
2012-12-11 05:33:30 PM
1 votes:

Jon iz teh kewl: Citrate1007: Jon iz teh kewl: alcoholism is only a problem if the user is violent
case closed

Neglected children beg to differ.

why are you drinking if your married?

if i get married i'm never drinking again because i'd be honestly happy


Marriage doesn't automagically make someone happy. And if you drink because you're unhappy, that's pretty much the first sign you have a problem.
2012-12-11 05:33:08 PM
1 votes:

bearded clamorer: Do you live in the Midwest?
Are you an organ donor?
Do you have a bathtub?
Is there a gas station nearby that sells big bags of ice?


1.) No.

2.) No.

3.) Yes.

4.) HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY, WAIT A DOGGONE MINUTE
2012-12-11 05:21:18 PM
1 votes:
24. 2nd place in the thread. I never win anything. That explains my lack of self esteem, hence why I drink. Dammit.
2012-12-11 05:14:21 PM
1 votes:

skinink: Doctor doctor, give me the news, I gotta bad case of lovin' booze! No cheap swill is gonna cure my ill, I gotta bad case of lovin' boooooooooze!


I'll never hear that song the same way again. This will rival the early 80's when my friend forever turned "Queen of Hearts" into "Queen of Farts".
2012-12-11 05:12:16 PM
1 votes:
I dry out at least 1 day a week.

That day was yesterday. I'm cleared for takeoff.
2012-12-11 05:11:42 PM
1 votes:
15... + $5 TotalFark.....lets see.. order of operations..carry the two.... yeah I drink too much.
2012-12-11 05:09:07 PM
1 votes:

groppet: But I still hide it from my alcoholic roomate


^^^^ lives alone. >8þ
2012-12-11 05:07:17 PM
1 votes:
17. I work in the wine and spirits industry. This test is b.s. because, frankly, I worry about all the booze I consume.

/Drinking Pinot Noir while writing this.
//At work.
2012-12-11 05:05:05 PM
1 votes:
Woohoo! I only scored a 16! I thought I was way worse than that! Time to celebrate!
2012-12-11 05:02:08 PM
1 votes:
11 gotta keep reaching for the dream
2012-12-11 05:01:30 PM
1 votes:
Just a 6. Must try harder in 2013. Next stop, shiat-My-Pantsville.
2012-12-11 04:57:13 PM
1 votes:
I scored a 1.

It is possible that I am wicked boring but have a good, strong liver. :-|
2012-12-11 04:56:45 PM
1 votes:
In other news you have to be a pretty farked up case to be considered an alcoholic according to that test.
2012-12-11 04:56:10 PM
1 votes:
Really, I only scored a 21?

It's probably because I don't drink when I get up. At noon. On a weekday.
2012-12-11 04:55:43 PM
1 votes:
Leave me alone.
2012-12-11 04:52:19 PM
1 votes:

antidisestablishmentarianism: I scored a 12. I thought it would be much worse.


10 here, and me too....
2012-12-11 04:43:18 PM
1 votes:

dahmers love zombie: Dr. Doyle suggests, "If you're having four beers on Monday morning Friday night, see how you do with two beers."

That was the point where I began getting concerned.


Yeah no shiat. Depending on your metabolism and weight, 4 beers in one night is pretty much nothing.

This article is the equivalent of my friend's mom thinking I'm an alcoholic because I have a large array of liquor bottles in my kitchen.
 
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