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(YouTube) Audio Drunk woman calls 911 and demands $300,000 to pull over for police officer behind her "with his siren on, acting like a moron" (Not safe for work language)   (youtube.com) divider line 86
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2012-12-11 02:40:00 PM  
I hope the sentencing judge makes her listen to this every day of her probation.

I can rarely endure 10 minutes of crazy, but this is really good stuff!
 
2012-12-11 03:33:26 PM  
The internet has really led to the growth of armchair legal scholars.

"No no, the law states clearly that since I haven't run a person over I need to consent to pulling over or you have to pay $300,000. Do you want to incur debt for no emergency?"
 
2012-12-11 03:34:01 PM  
WTF is wrong with this stupid biatch?  Besides a sense of self-entitlement, I mean. 
 
2012-12-11 03:35:35 PM  

Bathia_Mapes: WTF is wrong with this stupid biatch?  Besides a sense of self-entitlement, I mean.


She sounds like a Freeman on the Land type of dipshiat.
 
2012-12-11 04:03:03 PM  

I Said: The internet has really led to the growth of armchair legal scholars.

"No no, the law states clearly that since I haven't run a person over I need to consent to pulling over or you have to pay $300,000. Do you want to incur debt for no emergency?"


The really sad part is that she believes this when she's sober, too.
 
2012-12-11 04:04:04 PM  
Dafuq?

I wanna hear John Roger's side of the story now.
 
2012-12-11 04:17:49 PM  
Trying to contain my laughter at worked caused a false declaration of emergency.
 
2012-12-11 04:23:09 PM  

Thelyphthoric: Trying to contain my laughter at worked caused a false declaration of emergency.


Better tell John Rogers.
 
2012-12-11 04:24:20 PM  
That has got to be the longest youtube video I have sat through since, well, probably ever.  That was fantastic in every way.
 
2012-12-11 04:28:53 PM  
How does this level of stupid happen? How does someone come to believe such nonsense?
 
2012-12-11 04:35:17 PM  
The best part is the audio of the cop pulling her out of the car at gunpoint at the end.

Oh please let there be video.
 
2012-12-11 04:37:15 PM  

I Said: The internet has really led to the growth of armchair legal scholars.


Well, she is the executrix of her estate, after all.
 
2012-12-11 04:54:49 PM  
 
2012-12-11 04:57:43 PM  

halfof33: She is WAY hotter than I imagined


And to think some lucky person is going to be sharing a cell with this charmer.
 
2012-12-11 05:00:50 PM  
My name is what I say it is and I approve this message.
 
2012-12-11 05:10:58 PM  
"Operator 33? Ok, well I'm Operator 29. And Operator 29 is telling you to call off your dogs"

Holy crap, wasn't going to listen to the whole 10 minutes. Glad I read the comments first.
 
2012-12-11 05:11:24 PM  
Okay, I've googled "false sense of emergency" thinking maybe I would find some nutter websites that claimed the government wasn't allowed to do so without paying a penalty, something to explain the basis for this woman's delusions, but I'm coming up with nothing. Does anyone know where the fark this comes from? It sounds a lot like those "a court isn't valid if it doesn't have a flag with a yellow fringe" lunatics (or whatever the bit is), but this one is a new one on me.
 
2012-12-11 05:11:53 PM  
I bet the flag in the court room she ends up in has gold trim on it...
 
2012-12-11 05:19:42 PM  

timujin: Okay, I've googled "false sense of emergency" thinking maybe I would find some nutter websites that claimed the government wasn't allowed to do so without paying a penalty, something to explain the basis for this woman's delusions, but I'm coming up with nothing. Does anyone know where the fark this comes from? It sounds a lot like those "a court isn't valid if it doesn't have a flag with a yellow fringe" lunatics (or whatever the bit is), but this one is a new one on me.


She sounds like a "sovereign citizen" nutbag. Pretty much everything out of her mouth was classic buffoonery found with that group of rabid, raving loonies. Imagined "contracts", no reason to have a license, don't need to acknowledge authority of police, etc.
 
2012-12-11 05:24:59 PM  
She sounds like a lovely lady.
 
2012-12-11 05:28:04 PM  

gilgigamesh: I Said: The internet has really led to the growth of armchair legal scholars.

Well, she is the executrix of her estate, after all.


Holy crap, that's an actual quote!
 
2012-12-11 05:34:30 PM  
Okay, I checked, and "Operator 29" isn't her Fark logon....

/lives in Brunswick County
/Don't recall if I've met her or not, but she sounds about average for a lot of folks around here
 
2012-12-11 05:36:48 PM  
The John Rogers she keeps mentioning is an employee of the sheriff's department there ("Sheriff Deputy at Brunswick County Sheriff Office"). I wonder how he feels today, and how long will it be before the rest of the deputies let him forget this? I am going to go with "never".

Here is the sheriff's department take on it: Charged with: Driving While Impaired, Felony Fleeing to Elude Arrest, Driving While License Revoked,
Careless and Reckless Driving, and Driving Left of Center.
 
2012-12-11 05:38:40 PM  

halfof33: She is WAY hotter than I imagined

 
Looks like she was less than cooperative while getting her mugshot taken too. 
 
 
wect.images.worldnow.com
 
2012-12-11 05:45:13 PM  
She seems to think she has a contract with the police that states that if she's pulled over in a non-emergency situation, she gets $300,000. I assume there is some basis for her belief?
 
2012-12-11 05:52:05 PM  

timujin: Okay, I've googled "false sense of emergency" thinking maybe I would find some nutter websites that claimed the government wasn't allowed to do so without paying a penalty, something to explain the basis for this woman's delusions, but I'm coming up with nothing. Does anyone know where the fark this comes from? It sounds a lot like those "a court isn't valid if it doesn't have a flag with a yellow fringe" lunatics (or whatever the bit is), but this one is a new one on me.


Probably a combination of that (she seems to think that people have to only pull over in an emergency situation) plus someone (John Rodgers?) convincing her that she had a contract with the police department where they had to pay her $300,000 for any incident involving her. They didn't pay her for a prior incident, so she didn't feel like she had to honor her side of the contract (following the law) until she saw the money. John is probably fleecing her for shiatloads.
 
2012-12-11 05:54:49 PM  

Dazrin: The John Rogers she keeps mentioning is an employee of the sheriff's department there ("Sheriff Deputy at Brunswick County Sheriff Office"). I wonder how he feels today, and how long will it be before the rest of the deputies let him forget this? I am going to go with "never".

Here is the sheriff's department take on it: Charged with: Driving While Impaired, Felony Fleeing to Elude Arrest, Driving While License Revoked,
Careless and Reckless Driving, and Driving Left of Center.


I'm not sure that that link is accurate. It says her name is Jennifer Melisa Herring but I'm pretty sure that her mama only gave her the name Jenna. And she looks honest, I don't think she'd lie.

Also, I submitted this with a less funny, probably mostly incoherent headline, but in my defense I've only slept about 3 hours since Saturday. It's okay though because finals are over tomorrow, and as soon as I'm done I'm going to get loaded, go for a drive, and see if I can hit the $300,000 cop lottery. She did get paid, right?
 
2012-12-11 05:58:22 PM  

Dazrin: The John Rogers she keeps mentioning is an employee of the sheriff's department there ("Sheriff Deputy at Brunswick County Sheriff Office"). I wonder how he feels today, and how long will it be before the rest of the deputies let him forget this? I am going to go with "never".

Here is the sheriff's department take on it: Charged with: Driving While Impaired, Felony Fleeing to Elude Arrest, Driving While License Revoked,
Careless and Reckless Driving, and Driving Left of Center.


She admitted driving through a stop sign in the audio, how is that not included?
 
2012-12-11 06:02:30 PM  
that was absolutely awesome. I'm gonna go ahead and say that I am pretty sure she does not have a real contract for $300,000 with the police department.

/I should be a detective
 
2012-12-11 06:02:33 PM  
false sense of emergency.
I like this chick.
 
2012-12-11 06:06:34 PM  
this is a false deceleration of emergency!
are you a f*cking attorney?!
then call off the dogs!
I'm gonna hold you personally f*cking accountable!
I am the executor of my estate!


I think I'm in love.
 
2012-12-11 06:07:53 PM  
can someone PLEEEEEEASE do an animation to this clip. I would enjoy that.
 
2012-12-11 06:15:12 PM  
John Rodgers is the Deputy that arrested her for a previous DUI. (from a separate newspaper article)

Also, this is just a wild guess as I'm trying to read in between the lines here - I think she's trying to let this gentleman know that there is not an emergency. But I could be wrong....
 
2012-12-11 06:20:09 PM  
Dispatcher should have offered her the $300,000 just to make her pull over. "Ma'am, the second police car is the supervisor with your money. But you need to pull over and get out so you can sign the paperwork." Not like she'd have a legal leg to stand on if she sued and demanded the money afterwards. What an ignorant coont.
 
2012-12-11 06:33:38 PM  
Someone needs to start a petition on whitehouse.gov that she receive her hard-earned money.
 
2012-12-11 06:36:09 PM  
"Ma'am MA'AM! That's what I'm trying to tell you! The officer is trying to pull you over to give you the $300,000!"

/Would have been funny, though...
 
2012-12-11 06:41:52 PM  
CALL OFF YOUR LAW-DOG!!!!
/you are not that coward from Tombstone
 
2012-12-11 06:44:32 PM  
Wonder why the dispatcher never said "Ma'am, by failing to pull over, you have created an emergency situation"
 
2012-12-11 06:54:27 PM  
Ugh this lady reminds me of all the loonies that I talked to while working tech support for a major cell phone company. Completely impervious to any kind of sense or reason.
 
2012-12-11 07:04:02 PM  

had98c: Ugh this lady reminds me of all the loonies that I talked to while working tech support for a major cell phone company. Completely impervious to any kind of sense or reason.


ditto
 
2012-12-11 07:30:15 PM  
Operator 33 has something I don't, and that's the ability to stay calm in the face of crazy. I'm talking, left field, batshiat, sitting on your roof throwing feces at the sun while screaming the national anthem, name-dropping John Rogers crazy.

"Yes, of course we're going to pay you $300,000 you stupid biatch. According to the Heffeweisen Act of 1876, chapter 1; verse 13, we're obviously obligated to pay you debts owed upon pulling over. So do you want your farking money or not?!"

I would've probably peppered in a few coonts for emphasis.
 
2012-12-11 08:57:02 PM  
First, that 911 operator has far more patience than 911 operators should be required to have. Second, I have dated girls who would easily have done this.
 
2012-12-11 09:24:52 PM  
Worked in a call center for a credit union once. The stakes are not at all the same, but I heard some amazing shiate. Strangely, people get worked up when they've screwed up their money.

That operator is great.

And, Ahhh... The fairer sex.
 
2012-12-11 09:27:58 PM  

halfof33: She is WAY hotter than I imagined


Oh man that was worth watching as well.

"Get out of my car and shut up."
 
2012-12-11 09:28:00 PM  
Yup, "Sovereign Citizen". Expected so, says so in the article linked above.
 
2012-12-11 09:41:58 PM  
He should have just told her that they'd pay $300,000 just to get her to pull over. No wonder what kind of danger she was putting others in.
 
2012-12-11 09:58:15 PM  
She was also arrested for an outstanding Order for Arrest for Failure to Appear on a pending DWI case
in Brunswick County.


I guess they couldn't scrape together the necessary $300,000 in Brunswick, either.
 
2012-12-11 10:02:19 PM  
How come she didn't get tazered?
 
2012-12-11 10:03:09 PM  
Stupid biatch - she should have demanded $500,000

And just think - we share the roads with people like that that every day.

Wait, how are they going to pay her $300,000 before they pull her over? Does she think they'll just throw it out the window?
 
2012-12-11 10:16:09 PM  
I applaud Operator 33 on his patience. I just got a customer support job for a place that sells hobby and craft magazines and merchandise. We have an online store and the option for people to download a version of what they could also buy in print. Unfortunately, our main demographic is women 40 or older, who would rather be creating something instead of sitting down and figuring out how to reliably use a computer and access applications which would be helpful to them.

I had a 30+ minute conversation today with a lady that seemed to have saved up a month of calls she had been planning to make, and then just decided to ask all of her questions at once when she finally called me. She was super nice during the whole thing, but she kept going "oh, and one more thing, I know you're busy, but...", so I thought I was close to done with the call when a new question would come up. It was just the call that never seemed to end.

/love my job
//love my customers
///had a different call today from an elderly Southern woman who quilts
////she was so genteel I felt like I should've used better posture and wore a dress for the occasion
 
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