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(Fark)   Fark's 2012 Headline of the Year contest, Round 2: March through May   (fark.com) divider line 30
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2012-12-11 01:33:38 PM  
299 votes:
Arctic rivers add toxic mercury to the Arctic Ocean. This sounds like something that came from Hg wells

http://www.fark.com/comments/7120828
2012-12-11 01:42:42 PM  
288 votes:
Hand, foot and now a partial body in Montreal. Could this be the work of separatists?

http://www.fark.com/comments/7134260
2012-12-11 01:34:29 PM  
258 votes:
Arizona migrant case could lead to sweeping changes. Also dishwashing changes, landscaping changes, and nanny changes

http://www.fark.com/comments/7072235
2012-12-11 01:43:56 PM  
252 votes:
Louis Farrakhan says "Jesus was a black man." Well, Jesus liked Gospel, called everyone "brother" and couldn't get a fair trial, so it may be true

http://www.fark.com/comments/7047952
2012-12-11 01:51:55 PM  
246 votes:
"Police search for three armed men in home invasion." STANDARD HANDCUFFS WON'T WORK, PEOPLE

http://www.fark.com/comments/7112173
2012-12-11 01:53:24 PM  
230 votes:
South African bodyboarder killed by great white shark remembered as well-mannered boy and great chum

http://www.fark.com/comments/7062016
2012-12-11 01:44:51 PM  
227 votes:
Men charged with stealing thousands of dollars worth of printer ink. Police say both cartridges were successfully recovered

http://www.fark.com/comments/7074013
2012-12-11 01:37:38 PM  
225 votes:
Dutch twin prostitutes, 69, serve as a harsh lesson on why you finish reading a headline before clicking

http://www.fark.com/comments/7127331
2012-12-11 01:33:16 PM  
215 votes:
83-year-old woman dies from grass fire smoke. She fought the lawn, and the lawn won

http://www.fark.com/comments/6999426
2012-12-11 01:55:58 PM  
209 votes:
The Melvins are selling their van, which features artwork by Kurt Cobain on the side. I CALL SHOTGUN

http://www.fark.com/comments/6979958
2012-12-11 01:35:07 PM  
209 votes:
Boy takes girl with Down Syndrome to prom, where every dance is a slow dance

http://www.fark.com/comments/7066425
2012-12-11 01:56:51 PM  
205 votes:
Utah has nation's highest autism rate. Their parents probably did too much LDS when they were young

http://www.fark.com/comments/7022785
2012-12-11 01:43:04 PM  
197 votes:
Joshua Tree employees stricken by unknown illness. Hazmat teams conduct search for cause, but they still haven't found what they're looking for

http://www.fark.com/comments/7010999
2012-12-11 01:34:48 PM  
183 votes:
Boy spends eight hours stuck between waterfalls. He should have stuck to the rivers and the lakes that he is used to

http://www.fark.com/comments/7116920
2012-12-11 01:35:28 PM  
182 votes:
Dick Cheney in recovery after heart plant surgery

http://www.fark.com/comments/7013165
2012-12-11 01:44:22 PM  
174 votes:
Man steals a vibrating condom, lubrication, and mascara from a drug store. Obviously it was robbed for her pleasure

http://www.fark.com/comments/6999514
2012-12-11 01:37:59 PM  
168 votes:
Fishermen are catching tons of shrmp in the Gulf. You read that right, these shrmp have no eyes

http://www.fark.com/comments/7057854
2012-12-11 01:51:30 PM  
167 votes:
One in four pilots fight fatigue, having to drag Walton and Lanier up and down the court for 48 minutes

http://www.fark.com/comments/6986171
2012-12-11 01:46:44 PM  
164 votes:
Old fruit is better for you says study, Ian McKellen

http://www.fark.com/comments/7047969
2012-12-11 01:54:53 PM  
157 votes:
Teenager sent to hospital after being struck by lightning twice in the same afternoon -- later discharged

http://www.fark.com/comments/7056271
2012-12-11 01:52:27 PM  
156 votes:
Scientists measure first antimatter "atom", remarking that it appears very much like a normal atom except for the tiny little goatee

http://www.fark.com/comments/6983003
2012-12-11 01:55:32 PM  
142 votes:
The inventor of the TV remote control has passed away. His body was discovered after several weeks, buried between the couch cushions

http://www.fark.com/comments/7119793
2012-12-11 01:36:43 PM  
133 votes:
Dock collapses during prom photo shoot due to pier pressure

http://www.fark.com/comments/7097075
2012-12-11 01:56:26 PM  
129 votes:
Three men caught stripping stolen car. I never understood autoerotica

http://www.fark.com/comments/7116622
2012-12-11 01:37:06 PM  
124 votes:
Documents recovered from the raid that killed Osama bin Laden show he wanted to rename Al Qaeda to something less identified with "failure after failure". Unfortunately for him, "Congress" was already taken

http://www.fark.com/comments/7080505
2012-12-11 01:38:39 PM  
118 votes:
Five hurt after De Plane misses DeLand and lands on De Publix

http://www.fark.com/comments/7029766
2012-12-11 01:52:56 PM  
117 votes:
Shampoo commercial featuring Adolf Hitler draws outrage. "Mein herr .... is so soft and silky"

http://www.fark.com/comments/7014270
2012-12-11 01:54:28 PM  
111 votes:
Teen passes out in woman's yard after using spice. Woman tells him to get off her lawn, stop folding space

http://www.fark.com/comments/7031302
2012-12-11 01:53:49 PM  
111 votes:
Special needs adults taken to hospital after multi-vehicle accident. They were tardy due to traffic, chromosomes

http://www.fark.com/comments/7021829
2012-12-11 01:57:18 PM  
100 votes:
Woman with oxygen tank smokes one way, then another

http://www.fark.com/comments/7087806
 
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