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(MSNBC)   Stephen Hawking and CERN scientists win physics prize. LHC to destroy world out of jealousy   (msnbc.msn.com) divider line 20
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2012-12-11 04:52:11 PM
2 votes:
Wait... REALLY?!


the LHC is AT CERN....

*gawdamnitsomuch*
2012-12-11 04:01:05 PM
2 votes:
Large Hadron Collider
Now with plumper hadrons!
2012-12-11 10:20:11 PM
1 votes:

JesusJuice: If Stephen Hawking's so damn smart, why doesn't he put his brain in a robot body?


When he eats pot brownies Stephen likes to auto-tune his voice box.
2012-12-11 10:19:46 PM
1 votes:

JesusJuice: If Stephen Hawking's so damn smart, why doesn't he put his brain in a robot body?


Because then he'd only be five feet tall.

However, he WOULD have the strength of five gorillas.
2012-12-11 08:17:44 PM
1 votes:
If Stephen Hawking's so damn smart, why doesn't he put his brain in a robot body?
2012-12-11 07:58:41 PM
1 votes:

Snapper Carr: Snarfangel: Not necessarily. If he were younger, he might have been an eater.

Not raw, not raw! We'd cook him. He'd be delicious with a few french fries, a bit of stuffing. Delicious!

I'm pretty sure he's got a gammy leg


Not a problem. We can feed that part to the hounds, they won't mind.
2012-12-11 07:49:02 PM
1 votes:
Cave Johnson here. I'd like to congratulate Dr. Hawking on his recent award, and once again extend an invitation to join our elite team at Aperture Science. We've recently found ourselves short-staffed in the genius physicist department, due to an unfortunate...incident...in one of our labs. So Dr. Hawking - or anyone else who might have some thoughts on how to close a stable Einstein-Rosen dimensional bridge from a distance of 1000 yards or greater - Aperture Science is hiring!
2012-12-11 07:48:52 PM
1 votes:
I dont think its a good idea that french-looking people should be using tools. They should stick to their "ennui".
2012-12-11 07:41:09 PM
1 votes:

BKITU: Snapper Carr: "Hawking is honored for his discovery of Hawking radiation from black holes "and his deep contributions to quantum gravity and quantum aspects of the early universe,""

So, mainly for stuff he did 40 years ago and for being Stephen Hawking.

The discovery of Hawking Radiation is what allowed possible micro black hole formation from LHC to be a non-issue. Any black hole it created would instantly evaporate in a puff of Hawking Radiation. Without his discovery, the threat of black hole formation would have made the project a non-starter.


He didn't discover it. Doglover did. I call them Sex-Rays.
2012-12-11 07:16:39 PM
1 votes:
oyster.ignimgs.com

Not the pic I was looking for, but much more awesome!
2012-12-11 06:43:32 PM
1 votes:
ERMAHGERD CERN
2012-12-11 06:33:39 PM
1 votes:

Snarfangel: Not necessarily. If he were younger, he might have been an eater.

Not raw, not raw! We'd cook him. He'd be delicious with a few french fries, a bit of stuffing. Delicious!


I'm pretty sure he's got a gammy leg
2012-12-11 06:31:15 PM
1 votes:

Suede head: Thank God Hawking is American. In a socialist country like Britain the death panels would have put him in a burlap sack with a brick and thrown him in the river.


Not necessarily. If he were younger, he might have been an eater.

Not raw, not raw! We'd cook him. He'd be delicious with a few french fries, a bit of stuffing. Delicious!
2012-12-11 06:09:58 PM
1 votes:
Thank God Hawking is American. In a socialist country like Britain the death panels would have put him in a burlap sack with a brick and thrown him in the river.
2012-12-11 05:49:23 PM
1 votes:

Snapper Carr: "Hawking is honored for his discovery of Hawking radiation from black holes "and his deep contributions to quantum gravity and quantum aspects of the early universe,""

So, mainly for stuff he did 40 years ago and for being Stephen Hawking.


The discovery of Hawking Radiation is what allowed possible micro black hole formation from LHC to be a non-issue. Any black hole it created would instantly evaporate in a puff of Hawking Radiation. Without his discovery, the threat of black hole formation would have made the project a non-starter.
2012-12-11 05:45:03 PM
1 votes:
data.whicdn.com
HAWWWKKIIIIIIIIIINNG !!!!!
2012-12-11 05:33:55 PM
1 votes:
msnbcmedia4.msn.com

Couldn't they have found a less sassy angle at which to position his head?
2012-12-11 05:13:49 PM
1 votes:
Bazinga!
2012-12-11 04:46:37 PM
1 votes:

pute kisses like a man: so... which one is black mesa and which one is aperture science?


Cern is Black Mesa. Gordon Freeman is already employed there as well.

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2012-12-11 04:43:30 PM
1 votes:
so... which one is black mesa and which one is aperture science?
 
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