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Cave Johnson here. I'd like to congratulate Dr. Hawking on his recent award, and once again extend an invitation to join our elite team at Aperture Science. We've recently found ourselves short-staffed in the genius physicist department, due to an unfortunate...incident...in one of our labs. So Dr. Hawking - or anyone else who might have some thoughts on how to close a stable Einstein-Rosen dimensional bridge from a distance of 1000 yards or greater - Aperture Science is hiring!