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		'Angry Birds' will crash into theaters in 2016 (boomstickcomics.com)		15
		More: Stupid, Angry Birds, theaters, Illumination Entertainment, studio system, Rovio, feature films, animations, Marvel Studios

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Subdue their bellies		2012-12-11 05:19:41 PM

2 votes:

Will there be a free version of the movie with advertisments in one corner?

...got nothin'...

CommieTaoist		2012-12-11 02:03:02 PM

2 votes:

LonMead		2012-12-11 09:44:47 PM

1 votes:

miscreant: Mugato: People are still going to be playing Angry Birds in 2016?

No shiat. Way to miss the boat. If you wanted to make an Angry Birds movie, you should have done it at least a year ago. Gotten the cheapest script and production you possibly could and raked in the cash on name recognition alone.

Which would rhen mean an "Angry Birds" re-boot, coming to theaters in 2016.

aniyn		2012-12-11 06:11:22 PM

1 votes:

"Why The Hell Not"
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Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener		2012-12-11 05:44:20 PM

1 votes:

Shadow Blasko: I was hoping it could somehow be worked into Birdemic 2 ...

I'm somehow hoping that Birdemic 2 will be every bit as miraculous as the first movie.

I know, I know, dare to dream.

ReverendLoki		2012-12-11 05:41:11 PM

1 votes:

oldfarthenry: Been a long time since my bird's been angry.

/ageist joke-attempt

Back in my day, we didn't have all these angry birds running around, with their pants falling down, listening to their rap music. No sir, back then birds showed you respect and didn't speak unless spoken to. And they showed some damn self respect, too. Wouldn't catch any self respecting bird putting itself in a slingshot back in MY day.

/Wearing a hard-boiled egg in a pouch from my belt, as was the style of the day

Surool		2012-12-11 05:35:54 PM

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MaudlinMutantMollusk: Surool: AverageAmericanGuy: I love the game, don't get me wrong.

But there just doesn't seem to be all that much story behind the game.

You do remember we just had a movie made out of Battleship, don't you?

I just watched that last night

/which makes this news even more puzzling
//gawd did that suck

...but WHY? You have so much to live for!

Shadow Blasko		2012-12-11 05:34:47 PM

1 votes:

I was hoping it could somehow be worked into Birdemic 2 ...

jayhawk88		2012-12-11 03:47:51 PM

1 votes:

Oh man, I can't wait until one of the bird characters makes a joke about "bringing home the bacon".

Saborlas		2012-12-11 03:42:59 PM

1 votes:

bunner		2012-12-11 02:40:44 PM

1 votes:

DanZero		2012-12-11 12:53:00 PM

1 votes:

The ORIGINAL Angry Birds

Cythraul		2012-12-11 12:51:55 PM

1 votes:

serpent_sky: zedster: but how is going to incorporate racial stereotypes?

There are black, yellow, red, and white birds. I am sure he could find a way.

The black explodey birds are the 'angry black birds.' If you know what I mean.

serpent_sky		2012-12-11 12:51:02 PM

1 votes:

zedster: but how is going to incorporate racial stereotypes?

There are black, yellow, red, and white birds. I am sure he could find a way.

AverageAmericanGuy		2012-12-11 12:20:54 PM

1 votes:

I love the game, don't get me wrong.

But there just doesn't seem to be all that much story behind the game.

Maybe we could get Michael Bay to direct!

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