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(Newser)   When you've managed to get on Charlie Sheen's bad side, you know you've really hit bottom ... right, Lindsay Lohan?   (newser.com) divider line 52
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2012-12-11 12:22:05 PM
I get a guilt trip if I don't send a thank you card for someone else's Christmas card.

This vapid pill will never be at home on planet Earth. If she weren't once gorgeous, and therefore privy to "random gifts" of $100,000 from other washed up Hollywood trash, I might feel bad for her.
 
2012-12-11 12:27:00 PM
It's easy to get on Charlie's bad side, just run out of blow. And around Charlie that's easy to do!
 
2012-12-11 12:30:09 PM
Hey Sheen, I'm a "good and decent" young guy, can I get $100,000 so I can have some time to get my sh*t together?

No? Then fark off both of you.
 
2012-12-11 01:21:26 PM
What are the current odds on Lindsay Lohan surviving just long enough to make it into Club 27?
 
2012-12-11 02:16:17 PM
He wants you to give him your pooper, Lindsey.
 
2012-12-11 02:55:26 PM
I imagine sheen is an emotionally unstable addict that is rather easy to piss of.
 
2012-12-11 02:58:33 PM
You give me $100,000, I'll send a thank you text! Promise.

I need to get my shiat together too. $100,000 would help.
 
2012-12-11 02:59:55 PM
He just wants a "Thank you". He'll even supply the midget and the donkey.
 
2012-12-11 03:00:58 PM

Mangoose: I imagine sheen is an emotionally unstable addict that is rather easy to piss of.


I suppose a more accurate headline would have been "When you need assistance from Charlie Sheen you know you've really hit bottom...right, Lindsay Lohan?"
 
2012-12-11 03:08:58 PM
She probably feels she's somehow entitled to it, or she's earned it or something.
 
2012-12-11 03:10:36 PM
Yes, throwing money at the problem is the best solution.
 
2012-12-11 03:12:33 PM
I'm here looking for the Anne Hathaway Les Mis photo. Yes, the bugina one
 
2012-12-11 03:15:54 PM
Good move, Charlie. Everyone knows that the best way to get an addict to clean them self up is sending them $100,000 cash.
 
2012-12-11 03:22:51 PM

LeroyBourne: Yes, throwing money at the problem is the best solution.


that's how my boss figures he can solve any of his mistakes
 
2012-12-11 03:26:26 PM

Millennium: What are the current odds on Lindsay Lohan surviving just long enough to make it into Club 27?


One of these things is NOT like the others:
(So much so, in fact, that it completely overshadows any degree to which Amy Winehouse is not like the others)
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2012-12-11 03:30:38 PM

Der Poopflinger: LeroyBourne: Yes, throwing money at the problem is the best solution.

that's how my boss figures he can solve any of his mistakes


My old boss was the same way. I'm so glad I don't work for that rich alcoholic dumb-ass anymore.
 
2012-12-11 03:33:16 PM
How many more bridges can this arsonist burn before she is locked up for good?
 
2012-12-11 03:34:16 PM

LeroyBourne: My old boss was the same way. I'm so glad I don't work for that rich alcoholic dumb-ass anymore.


I find it funny to watch him throw piles of money at a bad situation, but he's also the same kind of guy who'll spend $500 to save $1
 
2012-12-11 03:34:46 PM

PsyLord: How many more bridges can this arsonist burn before she is locked up for good?


The answer, my friend, is blowin' in the wind
 
2012-12-11 03:41:32 PM

basemetal: He wants you to give him your pooper, Lindsey.


For a $100G "gift":, hell I'd think it's the least he deserves. And as far as Lindsey "hitting bottom" perhaps that exactly what she needs: her bottom hit repaetedly until she promises to behave and means it. And out of the goodness of my heart I volunteer to take care of that, if anybody asks...
 
2012-12-11 03:57:33 PM

LeroyBourne: Der Poopflinger: LeroyBourne: Yes, throwing money at the problem is the best solution.

that's how my boss figures he can solve any of his mistakes

My old boss was the same way. I'm so glad I don't work for that rich alcoholic dumb-ass anymore.


If only you could have convinced him that you were one of HIS mistakes.............
 
2012-12-11 04:03:24 PM

Magorn: basemetal: He wants you to give him your pooper, Lindsey.

For a $100G "gift":, hell I'd think it's the least he deserves. And as far as Lindsey "hitting bottom" perhaps that exactly what she needs: her bottom hit repaetedly until she promises to behave and means it. And out of the goodness of my heart I volunteer to take care of that, if anybody asks...


Don't be a fool, wrap your tool.
 
2012-12-11 04:13:24 PM
I wish someone would give me 100 grand.

Hell, it would solve almost all of my problems to have 20!
 
2012-12-11 04:38:28 PM
#whining
 
2012-12-11 04:38:31 PM

SkylineRecords: Good move, Charlie. Everyone knows that the best way to get an addict to clean them self up is sending them $100,000 cash.


Meh. He's probably just gave it her in the vague hope it would help her on her way and thus help him clean up on the 2012 deadpool.

Charlie likes betting the deadpool, he's got an advantage since everyone else puts him down.
 
2012-12-11 04:45:37 PM

Lee's_Austin: Magorn: basemetal: He wants you to give him your pooper, Lindsey.

For a $100G "gift":, hell I'd think it's the least he deserves. And as far as Lindsey "hitting bottom" perhaps that exactly what she needs: her bottom hit repaetedly until she promises to behave and means it. And out of the goodness of my heart I volunteer to take care of that, if anybody asks...

Don't be a fool, wrap your tool.


Wrap dat ass around my tool!
 
2012-12-11 04:49:10 PM

firesign: One Two of these things is NOT like the others:

 
2012-12-11 04:53:20 PM

You'd turn it off when I was halfway across: SkylineRecords: Good move, Charlie. Everyone knows that the best way to get an addict to clean them self up is sending them $100,000 cash.

Meh. He's probably just gave it her in the vague hope it would help her on her way and thus help him clean up on the 2012 deadpool.

Charlie likes betting the deadpool, he's got an advantage since everyone else puts him down.


Your description of Charlie made me think of the character Deadpool, so I searched the googles and found this:

furiousfanboys.com

/Anything for you Ducky
 
2012-12-11 05:37:02 PM
In her defense, she hasn't been sober since he gave her the money
 
2012-12-11 05:58:37 PM
its funny:

one narcissist wants a thank you from another narcissist.
 
2012-12-11 06:23:58 PM
I thought there would be blowjobs
 
2012-12-11 06:29:32 PM
She's probably pretending she never got it so she can blow it on blow instead of taxes.
 
2012-12-11 06:36:09 PM

Millennium: What are the current odds on Lindsay Lohan surviving just long enough to make it into Club 27?


I don't know. July is a long way off.
 
2012-12-11 06:39:35 PM
What's up with the Charlie Sheen hate in this thread? I think he'd be a great guy to be friends with. Hookers, blow, and throwing me some cash if I needed it, is a-okay with me. Yes, I have a man crush on him. Seems like a good guy.
 
2012-12-11 06:51:24 PM

Mark Ratner: What's up with the Charlie Sheen hate in this thread? I think he'd be a great guy to be friends with. Hookers, blow, and throwing me some cash if I needed it, is a-okay with me. Yes, I have a man crush on him. Seems like a good guy.


Yep..And yesterday he gave $75,000 to a kid with cancer.
 
2012-12-11 07:01:00 PM
choppy video of Michael J Fox?
 
2012-12-11 07:10:20 PM

Mangoose: I imagine sheen is an emotionally unstable addict that is rather easy to piss of.


And easy to un-piss off. If he's like the addicts in my family then he has a memory span of about 1 hour.
 
2012-12-11 07:13:21 PM

W.C.fields forever: Yep..And yesterday he gave $75,000 to a kid with cancer.


"I don't want to sound ungrateful but she's addicted to blow, I'm addicted to chemo and she gets the 100k?"
 
2012-12-11 07:32:42 PM

Mangoose: I imagine sheen is an emotionally unstable addict that is rather easy to piss off.


loldrugs.com
 
2012-12-11 08:13:37 PM
To be fair, getting a free $100k without having to talk to Charlie Sheen? Sounds awesome if you can get away with it.
 
2012-12-11 08:24:59 PM

bobbette: To be fair, getting a free $100k without having to talk to Charlie Sheen? Sounds awesome if you can get away with it.


You're telling us, you wouldn't want to talk to him? Yeah, good stories and fun times sounds like such a drag. And you sound like a boring gold digger.
 
2012-12-11 08:39:01 PM

Mark Ratner: bobbette: To be fair, getting a free $100k without having to talk to Charlie Sheen? Sounds awesome if you can get away with it.

You're telling us, you wouldn't want to talk to him? Yeah, good stories and fun times sounds like such a drag. And you sound like a boring gold digger.


No, I try to avoid both drug addicts and douchebags, and Charlie Sheen is both. I have good stories and fun times aplenty without having drug addicts in my life.

Now, I was basing my comments solely on the "free money" angle, and I think you'd be hard-pressed to find anyone who doesn't like $100k for nothing. But your response is really interesting and says a lot about you. You jump immediately to harsh judgments and gender-based stereotypes of women on the most innocuous commentary and zero information about the poster. Your post reeks of women-resenting neckbeard, buddy.
 
2012-12-11 09:03:57 PM
Lilo or LILO may refer to:

Lilo (actress) (born 1925), a French actress and singer, star of Can-Can (musical)
LILO (boot loader), Linux Loader, a piece of low-level software
Lilo (footballer) (born 1983), Brazilian footballer Murilo Rufino Barbosa
Lilo Pelekai, a character in the 2002 Disney film Lilo & Stitch
Didi Lilo, Georgia, a village outside Tblisi, site of a nuclear accident
Left-in/left-out or right-in/right-out, a roadway intersection
Air mattress, from the trademark Li-Lo
Lilo, nickname of mobster Carmine Galante
LiLo, nickname of actress Lindsay Lohan

Did not know this...
 
2012-12-11 09:15:24 PM

bobbette: Mark Ratner: bobbette: To be fair, getting a free $100k without having to talk to Charlie Sheen? Sounds awesome if you can get away with it.

You're telling us, you wouldn't want to talk to him? Yeah, good stories and fun times sounds like such a drag. And you sound like a boring gold digger.

No, I try to avoid both drug addicts and douchebags, and Charlie Sheen is both. I have good stories and fun times aplenty without having drug addicts in my life.

Now, I was basing my comments solely on the "free money" angle, and I think you'd be hard-pressed to find anyone who doesn't like $100k for nothing. But your response is really interesting and says a lot about you. You jump immediately to harsh judgments and gender-based stereotypes of women on the most innocuous commentary and zero information about the poster. Your post reeks of women-resenting neckbeard, buddy.


Point taken..I'm not saying I'd like to hang out with the guy everyday, but once a month or so would be fun. To me, he seems like a decent guy. A guy who admits he's not a saint, but tries to act like one by helping out friends or donating money to a kid with cancer.

And I'm not sure how you got the idea that I resent women or have a neckbeard. I like women and resent neckbeards, so your argument is invalid.
 
2012-12-11 10:07:53 PM
So by "bad side" we ARE talking about the poop chute, right?
 
2012-12-11 10:50:27 PM
Charlie Sheen is an asshole and 2 and a Half Men was never funny. Lohan may be a stupid coont, but I don't blame her for not even acknowledging this token of his extreme.
 
2012-12-12 01:24:33 AM
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2012-12-12 01:51:33 AM

scottydoesntknow: You'd turn it off when I was halfway across: SkylineRecords: Good move, Charlie. Everyone knows that the best way to get an addict to clean them self up is sending them $100,000 cash.

Meh. He's probably just gave it her in the vague hope it would help her on her way and thus help him clean up on the 2012 deadpool.

Charlie likes betting the deadpool, he's got an advantage since everyone else puts him down.

Your description of Charlie made me think of the character Deadpool, so I searched the googles and found this:

[furiousfanboys.com image 630x985]

/Anything for you Ducky


I died (and still giggling) at the "I am Snooki. I am The Situation" bit.
 
2012-12-12 03:53:16 AM
She's kinda busy at the moment, i believe Charlie understands...

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2012-12-12 09:38:31 AM

Der Poopflinger: LeroyBourne: Yes, throwing money at the problem is the best solution.

that's how my boss figures he can solve any of his mistakes


Alive?
 
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