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(Politico)   Fox News reporter goes on O'Reilly and calls Obama supporters "zombies." Then he finds out that political campaign donation records are public. Hilarity ensues   (politico.com) divider line 48
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2012-12-11 12:30:43 PM
48 votes:
This is actually not very surprising, considering what happened to me last week. I was out shopping for bath towels when a campaign fundraiser guy started demanding I contribute to getting Romney elected, only the election was already over and Obama won. Don't you know it's over, I said, but he kept growling and tugging at my bath towels and hissing at me. Let it go, man, I said, but I think people all around me misunderstood because people were screaming and stampeding and pointing at him, and then Animal Control showed up because apparently he wasn't a republican, he was a rabid wolverine that had somehow gotten 'Romney 2012' stickers all over him and the next thing I know I'm in the hospital with shredded bath towels and needles sticking in me everywhere. It wasn't much fun.

So yeah, I can totally see this happening.
2012-12-11 02:31:23 PM
10 votes:

toraque: This is actually not very surprising, considering what happened to me last week. I was out shopping for bath towels when a campaign fundraiser guy started demanding I contribute to getting Romney elected, only the election was already over and Obama won. Don't you know it's over, I said, but he kept growling and tugging at my bath towels and hissing at me. Let it go, man, I said, but I think people all around me misunderstood because people were screaming and stampeding and pointing at him, and then Animal Control showed up because apparently he wasn't a republican, he was a rabid wolverine that had somehow gotten 'Romney 2012' stickers all over him and the next thing I know I'm in the hospital with shredded bath towels and needles sticking in me everywhere. It wasn't much fun.

So yeah, I can totally see this happening.


You're the one who killed my wolverine? He wasn't rabid, you idiot; he was allergic to adhesive! He just needed a benadryl, not a bullet in the head you over-reacting barstid.

/poor Bitey.
//You'll never chase the local Jehovah's Witnesses again.
///sniff.
2012-12-11 11:17:50 AM
9 votes:
cache.gawker.com
He also attended a party at Brown University
2012-12-11 02:54:03 PM
8 votes:
This is actually not very surprising, considering what happened to me last week. I was working a shift in the ER when they brought in a total stoner wearing nothing but bloodied, shredded bath towels. I figured he was just some liberal college kid who fell into some bushes while on a bad acid trip, particularly since he kept screaming and babbling about Xmen comic book characters or somesuch nonsense. You can imagine my surprise when I found in his clutched hands several Romney-Ryan 2012 stickers, wadded and matted with hair.

I gave him a few stitches and a tetanus shot. While he was coming down, just to mess with him, I whispered in his ear: "because you don't have insurance, I need to report you to the IRS for for Obamacare tax reasons..." That was pretty fun.
2012-12-11 02:38:08 PM
8 votes:
i5.photobucket.com
2012-12-11 11:24:16 AM
8 votes:
Anybody find his ManHunt profile yet?
2012-12-11 03:06:17 PM
7 votes:

toraque: This is actually not very surprising, considering what happened to me last week. I was out shopping for bath towels when a campaign fundraiser guy started demanding I contribute to getting Romney elected, only the election was already over and Obama won. Don't you know it's over, I said, but he kept growling and tugging at my bath towels and hissing at me. Let it go, man, I said, but I think people all around me misunderstood because people were screaming and stampeding and pointing at him, and then Animal Control showed up because apparently he wasn't a republican, he was a rabid wolverine that had somehow gotten 'Romney 2012' stickers all over him and the next thing I know I'm in the hospital with shredded bath towels and needles sticking in me everywhere. It wasn't much fun.

So yeah, I can totally see this happening.


That's what happens when you shop at Bed, Bath Salts, and Beyond.
2012-12-11 11:54:04 AM
7 votes:
www.glittarazzi.com
2012-12-11 02:50:22 PM
6 votes:

mark12A: The fact that Fox News is dissident news drives the MSM batty.


Yeah that MSM sure had egg on its face on election night when everything they predicted came to pass. Fox getting it completely wrong and having a pig man have a pants-shiatting tantrum on live tv just drove them insane.
2012-12-11 02:49:02 PM
5 votes:

mark12A: Whoop-di-freakin'-do. The rest of the MSM are overwhelmingly Democratic and give their contributions to the Democratic party, as well as suppress stories unfavorable to their Obamessiah.

It is without question that Fox News is rightwing. And the entire rest of the media is in the tank for the Democrats. The fact that Fox News is dissident news drives the MSM batty. They *thought* they had total control of the media spin until Fox news showed up.


img534.imageshack.us
2012-12-11 02:39:13 PM
4 votes:
What's in his heeeeeaaaaaaad, in his heeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaad?
2012-12-11 02:59:36 PM
3 votes:
When a co-dependent woman is shown by others that their husband is a liar, instead of getting mad at her husband they will instead get mad at the person giving her that information that her husband is a liar and more desperately cling to her lying husband.

Lets see how a Fox News fan takes this news:


mark12A: Whoop-di-freakin'-do. The rest of the MSM are overwhelmingly Democratic and give their contributions to the Democratic party, as well as suppress stories unfavorable to their Obamessiah.

It is without question that Fox News is rightwing. And the entire rest of the media is in the tank for the Democrats. The fact that Fox News is dissident news drives the MSM batty. They *thought* they had total control of the media spin until Fox news showed up.



Wow it's the same exact way!
2012-12-11 02:31:56 PM
3 votes:
Researcher: The average radio listener listens for eighteen minutes. The average Howard Stern fan listens for - are you ready for this? - an hour and twenty minutes.
Pig Vomit: How can that be?
Researcher: Answer most commonly given? "I want to see what he'll say next."
Pig Vomit: Okay, fine. But what about the people who hate Stern?
Researcher: Good point. The average Stern hater listens for two and a half hours a day.
Pig Vomit: But... if they hate him, why do they listen?
Researcher: Most common answer? "I want to see what he'll say next."


Now I know why FOX has the ratings it does
2012-12-11 12:04:55 PM
3 votes:
Ever had the feeling you've been cheated?
2012-12-11 11:53:22 AM
3 votes:
Its almost as if Fox is prepackaged BS to keep old white people scared and uninformed
2012-12-11 07:27:20 PM
2 votes:
Hey! I resemble this remark!
2012-12-11 04:17:38 PM
2 votes:

Deucednuisance: It's "PEDAL" Gottdammittallsomuch, the both of you!


There's no sense pouring over this thread looking for stuff like that. Their just typos, after all.
2012-12-11 03:42:53 PM
2 votes:

Lillya: MilesTeg: How about we pull the donation records for every reporter from every major news outlet and see where the majority of the donations went.

Then what?


Then he fixes the cable.
2012-12-11 02:58:27 PM
2 votes:
rufus-t-firefly Smartest
Funniest
2012-12-11 02:51:21 PM


doubled99: So even though he supported Obama, he still can't criticize him or democrats in general?

No, we shouldn't listen to him because he's a zombie.

He says Obama supporters are zombies.

He's an Obama supporter.

Therefore, he's a zombie.

So we shouldn't listen to him.




He never said you shouldn't listen to Zombies.
They do have stuff to say, you know. It's not just all like "BRAAIINNS" and stuff. They have opinions, too.
2012-12-11 02:48:05 PM
2 votes:

mark12A: Liberal media Democrat Party Obamessiah.


It's nice to see that Obama's landslide electoral victory hasn't changed Hannity's talking points.

/you forgot "Bengahzi"
2012-12-11 02:42:34 PM
2 votes:
and that is what fear of Ed Asner piss does to you.
2012-12-11 02:38:35 PM
2 votes:
i2.cdn.turner.com
Obvious liberal plant is obvious.
2012-12-11 02:33:03 PM
2 votes:
Seems like a reasonable gratuity.
2012-12-11 02:21:56 PM
2 votes:

toraque: This is actually not very surprising, considering what happened to me last week. I was out shopping for bath towels when a campaign fundraiser guy started demanding I contribute to getting Romney elected, only the election was already over and Obama won. Don't you know it's over, I said, but he kept growling and tugging at my bath towels and hissing at me. Let it go, man, I said, but I think people all around me misunderstood because people were screaming and stampeding and pointing at him, and then Animal Control showed up because apparently he wasn't a republican, he was a rabid wolverine that had somehow gotten 'Romney 2012' stickers all over him and the next thing I know I'm in the hospital with shredded bath towels and needles sticking in me everywhere. It wasn't much fun.

So yeah, I can totally see this happening.


slicktiger.files.wordpress.com

Cool story, bro.
2012-12-11 11:42:11 AM
2 votes:
look, hating Obama is just his day job. off hours he likes the guy well enough to vote for him. or give him money anyways.
2012-12-11 10:34:57 AM
2 votes:
Of course. These people are actors.
2012-12-11 05:29:45 PM
1 votes:
This is actually not very surprising, considering what happened to me last week. I was going into the ER when this cop stopped me from getting to the door. He pointed up towards the roof and I saw a total stoner wearing nothing but bloodied, shredded bath towels. He was stitched up and wearing a bandage on his shoulder. I figured he was attacked by his cat after blowing smoke in its eyes one time too many and was hysterical because his insurance didn't cover his care, particularly since he kept screaming and babbling about Dr. Giggles taking his Obamacare. You can imagine my surprise when he dropped several Romney-Ryan 2012 stickers, wadded and matted with hair.
2012-12-11 04:47:35 PM
1 votes:
You mean the people on Fox News don't really mean the crap they say?

abcnewsradioonline.com
2012-12-11 04:43:15 PM
1 votes:
Jesse Watters waited. The lights above him blinked and sparked out of the air. There were demoncrats in the White House. He didn't see them, but had expected them now for years. His warnings to the Amercian people were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway.
Jesse was a talking head for fourteen years. When he was young he watched the news and he said to dad "I want to be on the news daddy."
Dad said "No! You will BE KILL BY DEMONCRATS"
There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now in the studio of FOX he knew there were demonscrats.
"This is O'Reilly" the radio crackered. "You must fight the demoncrats!"
So Jesse gotted his microphone and blew up the minds.
"HE GOING TO KILL US" said the demoncrats
"I will yell at him" said the Obama and he fired the campaign missiles. John pundited at him and tried to blew him up. But then the ceiling fell and they were trapped and not able to kill.
"No! I must kill the demoncrats" he shouted
The radio said "No, Jesse. You are the demoncrats"
And then Jesse was a zombie.
2012-12-11 04:24:28 PM
1 votes:

Ed Grubermann: born_yesterday: Ed Grubermann: Deucednuisance: ampoliros: you have to tow the company line

TOE, Goddamit!

[www.phrases.org.uk image 210x214]

Those red lines, right there. You can put your toe up to that line but not cross it.

It's "toe" for fark's sake!

Here! Here! *snicker*

Now THAT'S irony!

No, that's a joke, I say a joke, son!


This is irony

benstarr.com
2012-12-11 03:53:51 PM
1 votes:

ThrobblefootSpectre: Corvus: You said you saw no conflict. But back peddle on what you said, I'll let you.

I don't see any conflict in my position. No backpeddling at all. :) Stop being so frustrated about it.



It's "PEDAL" Gottdammittallsomuch, the both of you!

WTF is wrong with Fark today? Is everybody illiterate?

1.bp.blogspot.com
2012-12-11 03:36:46 PM
1 votes:
Oh shoot! I think that's may be my first "wrong thread" post.
2012-12-11 03:24:22 PM
1 votes:

unexplained bacon: 2) do you think that's why Mitt lost?


OF COURSE that's why Mitt lost! Do you think if the Media downplayed everything Obama did and played up everything Romney did that the country would have voted for Obama? He would have been shown a public ass on TV while Mitt would be decorated in gold and raised up under the song of angels, damned with the devil while Romney was elevated as the Holy Messiah in public theater. The voters would have fled from Obama and run to Romney.

We could have done the same for Gary Johnson or Ron Paul, made him win by a landslide.
2012-12-11 03:09:52 PM
1 votes:

halfof33: At the $500 donor level, you were placed on certain campaign distribution lists that included information not generally disclosed to the general public


Do you think they let him watch The Whitey Tape?
2012-12-11 02:56:58 PM
1 votes:
How farking hilarious is it that the Foxers STILL show up in every thread about how full of shiat Fox is and complain about the supposed "MSM" and how Fox is a shining beacon of truth?

Do they put mercury in Chik-fil-a or something?
2012-12-11 02:55:11 PM
1 votes:

mark12A: Whoop-di-freakin'-do. The rest of the MSM are overwhelmingly Democratic and give their contributions to the Democratic party, as well as suppress stories unfavorable to their Obamessiah.

It is without question that Fox News is rightwing. And the entire rest of the media is in the tank for the Democrats. The fact that Fox News is dissident news drives the MSM batty. They *thought* they had total control of the media spin until Fox news showed up.


How do you hammer in that last nail?
2012-12-11 02:52:45 PM
1 votes:

doubled99: So even though he supported Obama, he still can't criticize him or democrats in general?

Makes sense.

Hey, Libs and Cons, keep having your little pissing contest together while you both fark the whole country!


I love it when 'above it all' farkers show up to chastise the finger pointing and acrimony on the politics tab by acrimoniously pointing fingers.
2012-12-11 02:47:55 PM
1 votes:
www.thrillermag.com
2012-12-11 02:45:06 PM
1 votes:

doubled99: So even though he supported Obama, he still can't criticize him or democrats in general?

Makes sense.

Hey, Libs and Cons, keep having your little pissing contest together while you both fark the whole country!


Both sides are bad, so vote Derp!!
2012-12-11 02:43:45 PM
1 votes:

ampoliros: you have to tow the company line


TOE, Goddamit!

www.phrases.org.uk

Those red lines, right there. You can put your toe up to that line but not cross it.

It's "toe" for fark's sake!
2012-12-11 02:41:56 PM
1 votes:

Huck Chaser: Relatively Obscure: So... What hilarity ensued?

The thread is young yet. Give it time.


I am laughing
2012-12-11 02:41:11 PM
1 votes:

Lucky LaRue: [cache.gawker.com image 447x335]
He also attended a party at Brown University


A lemon party, more like.
2012-12-11 02:37:46 PM
1 votes:
We still have angry white people though right?
2012-12-11 02:30:40 PM
1 votes:
www.myconfinedspace.com
Ahhhhguh hur hurgglh hur hur hur hur hurllgh
2012-12-11 12:32:54 PM
1 votes:
I GUESS that someone could be donating the money in his name ... BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH
2012-12-11 12:15:46 PM
1 votes:

Relatively Obscure: So... What hilarity ensued?


The thread is young yet. Give it time.
2012-12-11 11:51:52 AM
1 votes:

what_now: Obama's reelection is the best possible thing that could happen to Fox personalities.


Really, Rush Limbaugh and all those other assholes too. It's like The Joker couldn't exist without Batman.
2012-12-11 11:49:51 AM
1 votes:
Obama's reelection is the best possible thing that could happen to Fox personalities.
 
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