Ahhhhguh hur hurgglh hur hur hur hur hurllgh

toraque: This is actually not very surprising, considering what happened to me last week. I was out shopping for bath towels when a campaign fundraiser guy started demanding I contribute to getting Romney elected, only the election was already over and Obama won. Don't you know it's over, I said, but he kept growling and tugging at my bath towels and hissing at me. Let it go, man, I said, but I think people all around me misunderstood because people were screaming and stampeding and pointing at him, and then Animal Control showed up because apparently he wasn't a republican, he was a rabid wolverine that had somehow gotten 'Romney 2012' stickers all over him and the next thing I know I'm in the hospital with shredded bath towels and needles sticking in me everywhere. It wasn't much fun.

So yeah, I can totally see this happening.

You're the one who killed my wolverine? He wasn't rabid, you idiot; he was allergic to adhesive! He just needed a benadryl, not a bullet in the head you over-reacting barstid.

/poor Bitey.
//You'll never chase the local Jehovah's Witnesses again.
///sniff.

Researcher: The average radio listener listens for eighteen minutes. The average Howard Stern fan listens for - are you ready for this? - an hour and twenty minutes.
Pig Vomit: How can that be?
Researcher: Answer most commonly given? "I want to see what he'll say next."
Pig Vomit: Okay, fine. But what about the people who hate Stern?
Researcher: Good point. The average Stern hater listens for two and a half hours a day.
Pig Vomit: But... if they hate him, why do they listen?
Researcher: Most common answer? "I want to see what he'll say next."

Now I know why FOX has the ratings it does

Relatively Obscure: So... What hilarity ensued?

The bit where someone was so upset about someone badmouthing obama on the tee vee that they dug up his donation records, successfully changing nobody's mind about anything.

Seems like a reasonable gratuity.

One week after the 2012 election, Fox News correspondent Jesse Watters told Bill O'Reilly that Obama voters were "zombies" who supported the president "as long as there was Obamacare, gay marriage and abortion on demand."

And we get out of Afghanistan...yeah. I'm going to support him on the other issues because no matter how bad he is (SOPA, USAPATRIOT, etc.) he can't be any worse than the Republicans.

Mugato: what_now: Obama's reelection is the best possible thing that could happen to Fox personalities.

Really, Rush Limbaugh and all those other assholes too. It's like The Joker couldn't exist without Batman.

"You just couldn't turn me off, could you? You won't shut this channel down out of some misplaced sense of self righteousness... And I won't vote against you, because... you're just too much fun. I think you and I are destined to do this forever."

hbk72777: Researcher: The average radio listener listens for eighteen minutes. The average Howard Stern fan listens for - are you ready for this? - an hour and twenty minutes.
Pig Vomit: How can that be?
Researcher: Answer most commonly given? "I want to see what he'll say next."
Pig Vomit: Okay, fine. But what about the people who hate Stern?
Researcher: Good point. The average Stern hater listens for two and a half hours a day.
Pig Vomit: But... if they hate him, why do they listen?
Researcher: Most common answer? "I want to see what he'll say next."

Now I know why FOX has the ratings it does

There's a flaw in that arguement. By the time you've listened to Limbaugh, Beck, or Hannity for 18 minutes you've pretty much heard their whole spiel for the rest of the week.

At least the rest of the week.

This is why people think Fox News viewers have lower IQs, because this kind of shiat just flies right over their heads.

We still have angry white people though right?

Not everyone at Fox is hanging far to the right; there are probably plenty of Democrats in there. But like all jobs, during those 40 hours you have to tow the company line whether you agree or not. I imagine that working at Fox is a lot like this:

http://video.adultswim.com/robot-chicken/terror-drome.html

Obvious liberal plant is obvious.

I've noticed a trend in writing that is really starting to irk me. Instead of "telephoning", or "calling", or "attempting to contact", or "leaving a message", everyone lately is "reaching out" for comment.

/yeah, I know this post is "annoying" too.
//sorry

What's in his heeeeeaaaaaaad, in his heeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaad?

So even though he supported Obama, he still can't criticize him or democrats in general?

Makes sense.

Hey, Libs and Cons, keep having your little pissing contest together while you both fark the whole country!

Well, that's pretty "Fair and Balanced©" IMO - you trash a guy in public, but donate money to him on the sneak. That's FOX News material indeed.

What will Fox keep people terrified about and glued to their TV screens if a white Republican is president? Complaining about congressional dems just doesn't give the ratings.

Lucky LaRue: [cache.gawker.com image 447x335]
He also attended a party at Brown University

A lemon party, more like.

Huck Chaser: Relatively Obscure: So... What hilarity ensued?

The thread is young yet. Give it time.

I am laughing

Kittypie070: toraque: This is actually not very surprising, considering what happened to me last week. I was out shopping for bath towels when a campaign fundraiser guy started demanding I contribute to getting Romney elected, only the election was already over and Obama won. Don't you know it's over, I said, but he kept growling and tugging at my bath towels and hissing at me. Let it go, man, I said, but I think people all around me misunderstood because people were screaming and stampeding and pointing at him, and then Animal Control showed up because apparently he wasn't a republican, he was a rabid wolverine that had somehow gotten 'Romney 2012' stickers all over him and the next thing I know I'm in the hospital with shredded bath towels and needles sticking in me everywhere. It wasn't much fun.

So yeah, I can totally see this happening.

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Cool story, bro.

ow, my eyes! Dammit! Thanks a lot! :p

and that is what fear of Ed Asner piss does to you.

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So he's brought Regan back from the dead so he can fight economic policy from the 1980s...when the economy was better?

Sounds like the plot to the next Uwe Boll movie.

Whoop-di-freakin'-do. The rest of the MSM are overwhelmingly Democratic and give their contributions to the Democratic party, as well as suppress stories unfavorable to their Obamessiah.

It is without question that Fox News is rightwing. And the entire rest of the media is in the tank for the Democrats. The fact that Fox News is dissident news drives the MSM batty. They *thought* they had total control of the media spin until Fox news showed up.

ampoliros: you have to tow the company line

TOE, Goddamit!



Those red lines, right there. You can put your toe up to that line but not cross it.

It's "toe" for fark's sake!

Carn: We still have angry white people though right?

We are born angry. It's how we ran the planet for a couple of centuries, until everyone else could get angry in their own time.

What? Spineless turds will parrot the company line for a sizable paycheck? Now I've lost all faith in humanity...

doubled99: So even though he supported Obama, he still can't criticize him or democrats in general?

Makes sense.

Hey, Libs and Cons, keep having your little pissing contest together while you both fark the whole country!

Both sides are bad, so vote Derp!!

make me some tea: Of course. These people are actors.

Yup. They all are.

Seriously, O'Reilly, anti-gun farkwad that he is, is really a very smart guy. Harvard I believe. He could easily and honestly debate everybody on his show.

But he knows shouting and controversy gets viewers. Hell, I know more lefties that watch his show than righties so they can get mad about something.

Stop watching TV news. It's bad for you.

He probably gets paid a lot of money to be an obamahater for fox.

I might go on TV and pretend to be a team player if they paid me enough.

But secretly I would be planning their downfall.

bwahahahahaha

Look, just because you're paid to push the talking points on the right, it doesn't mean you're not smart enough to really want them to win.

At the $500 donor level, you were placed on certain campaign distribution lists that included information not generally disclosed to the general public, which a media organization could monitor to determine if there was anything newsworthy.

I myself have used this same tactic in local elections, and would forward the Dear Valued Doner e-mails to my guy's campaign.

Of course I did not give $500 bucks.

mark12A: Liberal media Democrat Party Obamessiah.

It's nice to see that Obama's landslide electoral victory hasn't changed Hannity's talking points.

/you forgot "Bengahzi"

mark12A: Whoop-di-freakin'-do. The rest of the MSM are overwhelmingly Democratic and give their contributions to the Democratic party, as well as suppress stories unfavorable to their Obamessiah.

It is without question that Fox News is rightwing. And the entire rest of the media is in the tank for the Democrats. The fact that Fox News is dissident news drives the MSM batty. They *thought* they had total control of the media spin until Fox news showed up.

mark12A: The fact that Fox News is dissident news drives the MSM batty.

Yeah that MSM sure had egg on its face on election night when everything they predicted came to pass. Fox getting it completely wrong and having a pig man have a pants-shiatting tantrum on live tv just drove them insane.

doubled99: So even though he supported Obama, he still can't criticize him or democrats in general?

No, we shouldn't listen to him because he's a zombie.

He says Obama supporters are zombies.

He's an Obama supporter.

Therefore, he's a zombie.

So we shouldn't listen to him.

Something tells me this guy won't be working for Fox much longer.

overzealous double secret agent? that's a new one.

doubled99: So even though he supported Obama, he still can't criticize him or democrats in general?

Makes sense.

Hey, Libs and Cons, keep having your little pissing contest together while you both fark the whole country!

I love it when 'above it all' farkers show up to chastise the finger pointing and acrimony on the politics tab by acrimoniously pointing fingers.

mark12A: Whoop-di-freakin'-do. The rest of the MSM are overwhelmingly Democratic and give their contributions to the Democratic party, as well as suppress stories unfavorable to their Obamessiah.

It is without question that Fox News is rightwing. And the entire rest of the media is in the tank for the Democrats. The fact that Fox News is dissident news drives the MSM batty. They *thought* they had total control of the media spin until Fox news showed up.

What the fark are you talking about? That has nothing to do with the point. This person is obviously saying stuff on fox news not because he believes it to be true but that's what they expect him to say.

You sound like a crazy person.

This is actually not very surprising, considering what happened to me last week. I was working a shift in the ER when they brought in a total stoner wearing nothing but bloodied, shredded bath towels. I figured he was just some liberal college kid who fell into some bushes while on a bad acid trip, particularly since he kept screaming and babbling about Xmen comic book characters or somesuch nonsense. You can imagine my surprise when I found in his clutched hands several Romney-Ryan 2012 stickers, wadded and matted with hair.

I gave him a few stitches and a tetanus shot. While he was coming down, just to mess with him, I whispered in his ear: "because you don't have insurance, I need to report you to the IRS for for Obamacare tax reasons..." That was pretty fun.

mark12A: Whoop-di-freakin'-do. The rest of the MSM are overwhelmingly Democratic and give their contributions to the Democratic party, as well as suppress stories unfavorable to their Obamessiah.

It is without question that Fox News is rightwing. And the entire rest of the media is in the tank for the Democrats. The fact that Fox News is dissident news drives the MSM batty. They *thought* they had total control of the media spin until Fox news showed up.

How do you hammer in that last nail?

unexplained bacon: doubled99: So even though he supported Obama, he still can't criticize him or democrats in general?

Makes sense.

Hey, Libs and Cons, keep having your little pissing contest together while you both fark the whole country!

I love it when 'above it all' farkers show up to chastise the finger pointing and acrimony on the politics tab by acrimoniously pointing fingers.

And so often - so very often - the "above it all"-ness reduces to BSABSVR.

It wouldn't surprise me if half the people on Fox News-like Entertainment didn't believe the BS they say.

I genuinely believe 24-hour news channels are rotting more brains than cartoons or video games ever did.

How farking hilarious is it that the Foxers STILL show up in every thread about how full of shiat Fox is and complain about the supposed "MSM" and how Fox is a shining beacon of truth?

Do they put mercury in Chik-fil-a or something?

Pants full of macaroni!!: mark12A: Whoop-di-freakin'-do. The rest of the MSM are overwhelmingly Democratic and give their contributions to the Democratic party, as well as suppress stories unfavorable to their Obamessiah.

It is without question that Fox News is rightwing. And the entire rest of the media is in the tank for the Democrats. The fact that Fox News is dissident news drives the MSM batty. They *thought* they had total control of the media spin until Fox news showed up.

How do you hammer in that last nail?

He doesn't put them in his hands. Once you've done it once or twice I hear it's pretty easy to hold your dick while you put the nail in.

Hypocrites do not bother me. I agree with what they are saying, or what they are doing.

mark12A: Whoop-di-freakin'-do. The rest of the MSM are overwhelmingly Democratic and give their contributions to the Democratic party, as well as suppress stories unfavorable to their Obamessiah.

It is without question that Fox News is rightwing. And the entire rest of the media is in the tank for the Democrats. The fact that Fox News is dissident news drives the MSM batty. They *thought* they had total control of the media spin until Fox news showed up.

Must be why most of them also seem to go right most of the time. I guess the criteria for being "liberal media" is to suck the right's cock for only 90% of the time instead of 100% of the time.

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doubled99: So even though he supported Obama, he still can't criticize him or democrats in general?

No, we shouldn't listen to him because he's a zombie.

He says Obama supporters are zombies.

He's an Obama supporter.

Therefore, he's a zombie.

So we shouldn't listen to him.



He never said you shouldn't listen to Zombies.
They do have stuff to say, you know. It's not just all like "BRAAIINNS" and stuff. They have opinions, too.

mark12A: suppress stories unfavorable to their Obamessiah.

1) like? let's get some unfiltered truth up in here.

2) do you think that's why Mitt lost?

When a co-dependent woman is shown by others that their husband is a liar, instead of getting mad at her husband they will instead get mad at the person giving her that information that her husband is a liar and more desperately cling to her lying husband.

Lets see how a Fox News fan takes this news:


mark12A: Whoop-di-freakin'-do. The rest of the MSM are overwhelmingly Democratic and give their contributions to the Democratic party, as well as suppress stories unfavorable to their Obamessiah.

It is without question that Fox News is rightwing. And the entire rest of the media is in the tank for the Democrats. The fact that Fox News is dissident news drives the MSM batty. They *thought* they had total control of the media spin until Fox news showed up.


Wow it's the same exact way!

It's nice to see that Obama's landslide electoral victory hasn't changed Hannity's talking points.

It was *not* a "landslide"

Reagan/Mondale? Now that's some good landslide...

ManateeGag: and? how much did he give to Romney?

Well let's take a look!

Uh-oh! Looks like a zero!

I'd be all for a Libertarian (which I am. Mostly.) News Channel...

...but it'd just feature four people staring, mouths agape at what The Fine And Upstanding Among Us (Whom We Put In Office) falls out of their mouths.

Then they'd slam their heads against their desks until unconscious.

Meh. I lean liberal, and consider a lot of liberals to be braindead partisan fungi. I see no conflict there.

phew! for a while there i was actually starting to think that those dicks over at Fox News actually believed the ear manure they've been shoveling.

remove the expectation of integrity from every human being & all of the sudden a lot of crap gets instant explanations & usually, typically, money is involved.

A Dark Evil Omen: unexplained bacon: doubled99: So even though he supported Obama, he still can't criticize him or democrats in general?

Makes sense.

Hey, Libs and Cons, keep having your little pissing contest together while you both fark the whole country!

I love it when 'above it all' farkers show up to chastise the finger pointing and acrimony on the politics tab by acrimoniously pointing fingers.

And so often - so very often - the "above it all"-ness reduces to BSABSVR.

so very very often

I wonder why that is...seriously, why would that be?

couple theories:

-the 'above it alls' are actually just a variation of a fark independent (an embarrassed republican)

-that last juice box was dangerously past it's expiration date

The Third Man: ManateeGag: and? how much did he give to Romney?

Well let's take a look!

Uh-oh! Looks like a zero!

Hey that's unfair. Looking up a talking point to see if it's true takes away it's magic.

ThrobblefootSpectre: Meh. I lean liberal, and consider a lot of liberals to be braindead partisan fungi. I see no conflict there.

How much did you give to the Obama campaign?

toraque: This is actually not very surprising, considering what happened to me last week. I was out shopping for bath towels when a campaign fundraiser guy started demanding I contribute to getting Romney elected, only the election was already over and Obama won. Don't you know it's over, I said, but he kept growling and tugging at my bath towels and hissing at me. Let it go, man, I said, but I think people all around me misunderstood because people were screaming and stampeding and pointing at him, and then Animal Control showed up because apparently he wasn't a republican, he was a rabid wolverine that had somehow gotten 'Romney 2012' stickers all over him and the next thing I know I'm in the hospital with shredded bath towels and needles sticking in me everywhere. It wasn't much fun.

So yeah, I can totally see this happening.

That's what happens when you shop at Bed, Bath Salts, and Beyond.

Deucednuisance: ampoliros: you have to tow the company line

TOE, Goddamit!

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Those red lines, right there. You can put your toe up to that line but not cross it.

It's "toe" for fark's sake!

I'm on a Swype keyboard, the e and w are right next to each other. I proofread but I can't catch everything. I though i was doing good to get a link in there. D=

Jedekai: I'd be all for a Libertarian (which I am. Mostly.) News Channel...

...but it'd just feature four people staring, mouths agape at what The Fine And Upstanding Among Us (Whom We Put In Office) falls out of their mouths.

Then they'd slam their heads against their desks until unconscious.

but there's no T.V. in Libertarian paradise, i don't think... who finances that?

mark12A: to their Obamessiah

Also, isn't it hilarious and ironic that only Republicans keep equating Obama to God, Jesus, Muhammad, and every other deity they can think of, and then scream that Democrats are the ones doing it?

I wouldn't expect any Fox viewers to get too riled up. They didn't make a peep when it was revealed that Prince Al-Waleed bin Talal was a major shareholder of NewsCorp.

Then again, they probably hate Obama more than any wealthy Saudi prince.

Jedekai: I'd be all for a Libertarian (which I am. Mostly.) News Channel...

...but it'd just feature four people staring, mouths agape at what The Fine And Upstanding Among Us (Whom We Put In Office) falls out of their mouths.

Then they'd slam their heads against their desks until unconscious.

close, but it would be those same four people, staring, mouths agape at the knowledge that they have actually thought about what Libertarianism actually entails, then realizing that it is probably the most idiotic idea of how to govern ever conceived...

And James Murdoch gave money to Al Gore.

Fox News? Disingenuous? Somebody call Mr. Romero!

unexplained bacon: mark12A: suppress stories unfavorable to their Obamessiah.

1) like? let's get some unfiltered truth up in here.

2) do you think that's why Mitt lost?

Bacon, why did you go and tell him Mitt lost? Mark12a was gearing up to go Mitt's inauguration, he gets his news from Fox and those polls told him it was a slam-dunk so he never bothered to follow up and find out who really won.

lordjupiter: How farking hilarious is it that the Foxers STILL show up in every thread about how full of shiat Fox is and complain about the supposed "MSM" and how Fox is a shining beacon of truth?

Do they put mercury in Chik-fil-a or something?

Mercury AND Lead

The sweetness of the lead balances it out

make me some tea: Of course. These people are actors.

Done in one.

Keizer_Ghidorah: mark12A: to their Obamessiah

Also, isn't it hilarious and ironic that only Republicans keep equating Obama to God, Jesus, Muhammad, and every other deity they can think of, and then scream that Democrats are the ones doing it?


Just more proof that their entire philosophy is based on projection and revenge.

Isitoveryet: Jedekai: I'd be all for a Libertarian (which I am. Mostly.) News Channel...

...but it'd just feature four people staring, mouths agape at what The Fine And Upstanding Among Us (Whom We Put In Office) falls out of their mouths.

Then they'd slam their heads against their desks until unconscious.

but there's no T.V. in Libertarian paradise, i don't think... who finances that?

In Libertarian paradise TV and radio are pretty much useless since there is no governmental agency to regulate frequencies.

HotWingConspiracy: mark12A: The fact that Fox News is dissident news drives the MSM batty.

Yeah that MSM sure had egg on its face on election night when everything they predicted came to pass. Fox getting it completely wrong and having a pig man have a pants-shiatting tantrum on live tv just drove them insane.

I wish I could "Funny" this twice.

ArgusRun: And James Murdoch gave money to Al Gore.

Fox News? Disingenuous? Somebody call hack the phone belonging to Mr. Romero!

ftfy

Deucednuisance: Those red lines, right there. You can put your toe up to that line but not cross it.

It's "toe" for fark's sake!

I agree that it's "toe", and sympathize with the depth of your angst at the incorrect "tow". But you are incorrect regarding the origin of the phrase.

Wikipedia wouldn't lie to us:
It is commonly and erroneously thought that its origins lie in the British House of Commons where sword-strapped members were instructed to stand behind lines that were two sword-lengths apart from their political rivals in order to restore decorum. However, there is no record of a time when Members of Parliament were allowed to bring swords into the Chamber. Historically, only the Serjeant at Arms carries a sword as a symbol of his role in Parliament. There are loops of pink ribbon in the Members' cloakroom for MPs to hang up their swords before entering the Chamber to this very day as a result of this rule. In fact, there were not any lines in the Chamber in the days that gentlemen carried swords.

Corvus: ThrobblefootSpectre: Meh. I lean liberal, and consider a lot of liberals to be braindead partisan fungi. I see no conflict there.

How much did you give to the Obama campaign?


1 vote. Why?

Just like all of Adams College started chanting Nerds! Nerds! Nerds! at the end, so too will the Fox harlots chant "Obama! Obama! Obama!"

max_pooper: Isitoveryet: Jedekai: I'd be all for a Libertarian (which I am. Mostly.) News Channel...

...but it'd just feature four people staring, mouths agape at what The Fine And Upstanding Among Us (Whom We Put In Office) falls out of their mouths.

Then they'd slam their heads against their desks until unconscious.

but there's no T.V. in Libertarian paradise, i don't think... who finances that?

In Libertarian paradise TV and radio are pretty much useless since there is no governmental agency to regulate frequencies.

No no, it would be "useful" in that you could tune in to 300 channels of 24/7 commercials for Monsanto, all broadcast from a trillion-watt transmitter that drowned everything else out and gave people cancer. The government would totally step in to settle the lawsuit between you and their army of bloodthirsty vampire lawyers and hired thugs! Minarchism!

monoski: unexplained bacon: mark12A: suppress stories unfavorable to their Obamessiah.

1) like? let's get some unfiltered truth up in here.

2) do you think that's why Mitt lost?

Bacon, why did you go and tell him Mitt lost? Mark12a was gearing up to go Mitt's inauguration, he gets his news from Fox and those polls told him it was a slam-dunk so he never bothered to follow up and find out who really won.

me and my big mouth...I hope all the infromed don't go Galt shrugging when they find out.

hey look guys! fox news reporters are so biased! oh, wait...

ThrobblefootSpectre: Corvus: ThrobblefootSpectre: Meh. I lean liberal, and consider a lot of liberals to be braindead partisan fungi. I see no conflict there.

How much did you give to the Obama campaign?


1 vote. Why?

So then it's a very different matter than this, isn't it? Saying you voted for someone and being someone who donated $500 shows a very different level of support.

sigdiamond2000: halfof33: At the $500 donor level, you were placed on certain campaign distribution lists that included information not generally disclosed to the general public

Do you think they let him watch The Whitey Tape?

They let me see it, why not you crackers

mark12A: It's nice to see that Obama's landslide electoral victory hasn't changed Hannity's talking points.

It was *not* a "landslide"

Reagan/Mondale? Now that's some good landslide...

xen0blue: hey look guys! fox news reporters are so biased! oh, wait...

It shows they have to tow the partisan line on fox no matter if they believe it to be true or not.

mark12A: It is without question that Fox News is rightwing. And the entire rest of the media is in the tank for the Democrats.

Since you watch Fox News so religiously, every other media outlet appears biased to you. It's an "afterbias" that only appears to Fox News viewers. They've spent so much time viewing the heavy Fox News bias that the rest of the world seems biased to them.

A similar thing happens if you stare too long at the color yellow. When you look away, the world appears blue. It's not that the world is actually blue, but just that you've spent too much time staring at yellow.

Try turning off Fox News for a couple of weeks and see if that changes your perspective.

I won't believe it until I see the long form donation record.

Silly muppets.

Corvus: So then it's a very different matter than this, isn't it? Saying you voted for someone and being someone who donated $500 shows a very different level of support.

Yes, I'm sure his donation was terrible evil and we should all whip ourselves into a frothy righteous rage, and all. Sure. But I'm still not seeing how that changes the fact that a lot of liberals are braindead partisan fungi, though.

unexplained bacon: 2) do you think that's why Mitt lost?

OF COURSE that's why Mitt lost! Do you think if the Media downplayed everything Obama did and played up everything Romney did that the country would have voted for Obama? He would have been shown a public ass on TV while Mitt would be decorated in gold and raised up under the song of angels, damned with the devil while Romney was elevated as the Holy Messiah in public theater. The voters would have fled from Obama and run to Romney.

We could have done the same for Gary Johnson or Ron Paul, made him win by a landslide.

This doesn't surprise me. Aside from their graphics department, these people are pretty smart and don't believe one iota of the dog shiat that comes out of their mouths. Do you think they watch Fox News when they get home from work? These people are watching BBC, listening to NPR or reading the New York Times. Honestly, what's more likely? That all of these people, many of whom have Ivy League educations, are retarded? Or that they are just evil greedy sellouts?

Deucednuisance: ampoliros: you have to tow the company line

TOE, Goddamit!

[www.phrases.org.uk image 210x214]

Those red lines, right there. You can put your toe up to that line but not cross it.

It's "toe" for fark's sake!


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The lines were created to be two sword lengths apart. Now that's politics.

ThrobblefootSpectre: Corvus: So then it's a very different matter than this, isn't it? Saying you voted for someone and being someone who donated $500 shows a very different level of support.

Yes, I'm sure his donation was terrible evil and we should all whip ourselves into a frothy righteous rage, and all. Sure. But I'm still not seeing how that changes the fact that a lot of liberals are braindead partisan fungi, though.

I never said his donation was evil. You seem easily confused.

Did he say "a lot of liberals" I thought he was saying all liberals. You are a stupid zombie right? You agree with him, so why would anyone listen to you?

mark12A: Whoop-di-freakin'-do. The rest of the MSM are overwhelmingly Democratic and give their contributions to the Democratic party, as well as suppress stories unfavorable to their Obamessiah.

It is without question that Fox News is rightwing. And the entire rest of the media is in the tank for the Democrats. The fact that Fox News is dissident news drives the MSM batty. They *thought* they had total control of the media spin until Fox news showed up.



This is what Republicans actually believe!

unexplained bacon: A Dark Evil Omen: unexplained bacon: doubled99: So even though he supported Obama, he still can't criticize him or democrats in general?

Makes sense.

Hey, Libs and Cons, keep having your little pissing contest together while you both fark the whole country!

I love it when 'above it all' farkers show up to chastise the finger pointing and acrimony on the politics tab by acrimoniously pointing fingers.

And so often - so very often - the "above it all"-ness reduces to BSABSVR.

so very very often

I wonder why that is...seriously, why would that be?

couple theories:

-the 'above it alls' are actually just a variation of a fark independent (an embarrassed republican)



I would agree given that "Junior" tends to be on the Conservative side in just about every thread he pops up in. And I call him Junior because he comes of as one of those dumbass kids who act like they know everything but as soon as they reply, they show that they never know what they're talking about.

Not that this isn't hilarious. But the form looks a little....faked?

shroom: f Fox game him the money to make the contribution, or told him to make the contribution, they're committing a federal crime. Interesting suggestion.

C'mon, do you think that people are that dumb?

I paid my $25 bucks on my own, I'm sure this guy did too.

Corvus: You seem easily confused.

That opinion is mutual. :)

Weaver95: look, hating Obama is just his day job. off hours he likes the guy well enough to vote for him. or give him money anyways.

At times I wonder if many even at FOX hate Obama as much as they put on on TV. Certain characters sure.. but for more than a few, I think they probably secretly voted for Obama LOL.

xen0blue: hey look guys! fox news reporters are so biased! oh, wait...

Inside the mind of a fox viewer.

Reporter on fox calls Obama voters zombies during a typical Fox anti-Obama rant, but it turns out he donated generously to the Obama campaign.
What have you learned?

1) See? Fox really IS fair and balanced.
2) The reporter is saying things he doesn't actually believe to keep his job on Fox. aka being a liar for money.

if you chose 1, you've been infromed up the A

ThrobblefootSpectre: Corvus: You seem easily confused.

That opinion is mutual. :)

So you agree with this guy that you are a brainless zombie who follow Obama?

Do you agree or not?

hbk72777: Researcher: The average radio listener listens for eighteen minutes. The average Howard Stern fan listens for - are you ready for this? - an hour and twenty minutes.
Pig Vomit: How can that be?
Researcher: Answer most commonly given? "I want to see what he'll say next."
Pig Vomit: Okay, fine. But what about the people who hate Stern?
Researcher: Good point. The average Stern hater listens for two and a half hours a day.
Pig Vomit: But... if they hate him, why do they listen?
Researcher: Most common answer? "I want to see what he'll say next."

Now I know why FOX has the ratings it does

Pig Vomit: You know what you are FOX? You know what you are? You're the Antichrist.
FOX: What?!
Pig Vomit: That's what you are. You are the motherfarking Antichrist!

ThrobblefootSpectre: Corvus: You seem easily confused.

That opinion is mutual. :)

No you made an analogy to yourself and I showed you it was different and then you agreed it was different but still pretended it supported your point.

That's a pretty confused position to have.

factoryconnection: The "name" line is bothering me. It is in a larger font and also not listed IAW the form instructions (last, first, middle). It just looks altered. This seems to be a strange thing to fake, because what Fox personality didn't roast Obama supporters... why him? But it looks funny.

It's not altered. You can search for the filed form yourself here and find it.

UHC2005: Pig Vomit: You know what you are FOX? You know what you are? You're the Antichrist.
FOX: What?!
Pig Vomit: That's what you are. You are the motherfarking Antichrist!

If you look up the key aspects of the definition of antichrist, Glenn Beck fits it perfectly.

Funny as this is, who in the hell as the free time to track down this shait?

ampoliros: Deucednuisance: ampoliros: you have to tow the company line

TOE, Goddamit!

[www.phrases.org.uk image 210x214]

Those red lines, right there. You can put your toe up to that line but not cross it.

It's "toe" for fark's sake!

I'm on a Swype keyboard, the e and w are right next to each other. I proofread but I can't catch everything. I though i was doing good to get a link in there. D=

Well. You weren't doing good (unless you were feeding starving kids or something), you were doing well. You need an adverb to modify the verb "do."

/ducks

How about we pull the donation records for every reporter from every major news outlet and see where the majority of the donations went.

dennysgod: Funny as this is, who in the hell as the free time to track down this shait?

Well there seems to be lots of people who have free time to debate about it here. And the person who found out probably actually gets paid for it as his job.

I Corvus: ThrobblefootSpectre: Corvus: You seem easily confused.

That opinion is mutual. :)

So you agree with this guy that you are a brainless zombie who follow Obama?

Do you agree or not?


You are very very confused. I simply said that I lean liberal and consider a lot of liberals braindead partisan fungi.

MilesTeg: How about we pull the donation records for every reporter from every major news outlet and see where the majority of the donations went.

That's not the point. The point is that he is being a paid shill. And I believe people do what you are asking already.

I think my favorite correction still has to be:

An item in the Extra Bases baseball notebook last Sunday misidentified, in some editions, the origin of the name Orcrist the Goblin Cleaver, which Mets pitcher R. A. Dickey gave one of his bats. Orcrist was not, as Dickey had said, the name of the sword used by Bilbo Baggins in the Misty Mountains in "The Hobbit"; Orcrist was the sword used by the dwarf Thorin Oakenshield in the book. (Bilbo Baggins's sword was called Sting.)

Also by the NY times.

ThrobblefootSpectre: I Corvus: ThrobblefootSpectre: Corvus: You seem easily confused.

That opinion is mutual. :)

So you agree with this guy that you are a brainless zombie who follow Obama?

Do you agree or not?


You are very very confused. I simply said that I lean liberal and consider a lot of liberals braindead partisan fungi.

Oh then Nice Story Bro since that has NOTHING to do with this. You before pretended it did have something to do with this.

I am glad you see it my way now.

Oh shoot! I think that's may be my first "wrong thread" post.

Spade: Seriously, O'Reilly, anti-gun farkwad that he is, is really a very smart guy. Harvard I believe. He could easily and honestly debate everybody on his show.

Is that the man who claimed that only religion could explain tides, science being helpless in the matter?

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Jedekai: I'd be all for a Libertarian (which I am. Mostly.) News Channel...

...but it'd just feature four people staring, mouths agape at what The Fine And Upstanding Among Us (Whom We Put In Office) falls out of their mouths.

Then they'd slam their heads against their desks until unconscious.

but there's no T.V. in Libertarian paradise, i don't think... who finances that?

Few things here are more amusing than people mocking others for thinking.

"Ooooh, you think all different and shiat. Got some "new ideas" about how do get stuff, done, eh?.
Things have always been this way, and they're always gonna be this way. What's your fancy ass "third party " gonna do?!?" Dumbasses!"



/btw-how does Liberal Paradise and Conservative Paradise work? Figured they'd be a little closer by now what with all the time in charge.

bluefoxicy: unexplained bacon: 2) do you think that's why Mitt lost?

OF COURSE that's why Mitt lost! Do you think if the Media downplayed everything Obama did and played up everything Romney did that the country would have voted for Obama? He would have been shown a public ass on TV while Mitt would be decorated in gold and raised up under the song of angels, damned with the devil while Romney was elevated as the Holy Messiah in public theater. The voters would have fled from Obama and run to Romney.

We could have done the same for Gary Johnson or Ron Paul, made him win by a landslide.

So in your opinion the media was pro-Obama and anti-Romney?

Wouldn't it be hilarious if it turned out you voted for Mitt?

ThrobblefootSpectre: I simply said that I lean liberal and consider a lot of liberals braindead partisan fungi.

Actually no you didn't:

ThrobblefootSpectre: Meh. I lean liberal, and consider a lot of liberals to be braindead partisan fungi. I see no conflict there.

You said you saw no conflict. But back peddle on what you said, I'll let you.

Jessie Watters is:

a) a dick

b) a smarmy dick

c) O'Reilly's personal boot licking toady.

That about sums it up.

BMulligan: ampoliros: Deucednuisance: ampoliros: you have to tow the company line

TOE, Goddamit!

[www.phrases.org.uk image 210x214]

Those red lines, right there. You can put your toe up to that line but not cross it.

It's "toe" for fark's sake!

I'm on a Swype keyboard, the e and w are right next to each other. I proofread but I can't catch everything. I though i was doing good to get a link in there. D=

Well. You weren't doing good (unless you were feeding starving kids or something), you were doing well. You need an adverb to modify the verb "do."

/ducks

I love the 30 Rock line: "Superman does good. You're doing well."

I can feel it. Probably I will be attacked for being "partisan" because I am attacking an Obama supporter.

I can feel it about to happen.

doubled99: Few things here are more amusing than people mocking others for thinking.

"Ooooh, you think all different and shiat. Got some "new ideas" about how do get stuff, done, eh?.
Things have always been this way, and they're always gonna be this way. What's your fancy ass "third party " gonna do?!?" Dumbasses!"

Because in the endless conflict between moderate conservative capitalists and far right conservative capitalists, the only answer can come in the form of... ultra-far right conservative capitalists.

Right.

Corvus: You said you saw no conflict. But back peddle on what you said, I'll let you.

I don't see any conflict in my position. No backpeddling at all. :) Stop being so frustrated about it.

MilesTeg: How about we pull the donation records for every reporter from every major news outlet and see where the majority of the donations went.

Then what?

Lillya: MilesTeg: How about we pull the donation records for every reporter from every major news outlet and see where the majority of the donations went.

Then what?

Then he fixes the cable.

dracos31: mark12A: Whoop-di-freakin'-do. The rest of the MSM are overwhelmingly Democratic and give their contributions to the Democratic party, as well as suppress stories unfavorable to their Obamessiah.

It is without question that Fox News is rightwing. And the entire rest of the media is in the tank for the Democrats. The fact that Fox News is dissident news drives the MSM batty. They *thought* they had total control of the media spin until Fox news showed up.

I agree. 'Delusional' is waay too long to fit on a button.

Derp would fit, though.

MilesTeg: How about we pull the donation records for every reporter from every major news outlet and see where the majority of the donations went.

right and then we can fire up some footage of them sitting on TV giving what appears to be their own opinion about how awful the people who support the candidate they donated to are.

or not, maybe that's just a Fox thing.

qorkfiend: BMulligan: ampoliros: Deucednuisance: ampoliros: you have to tow the company line

TOE, Goddamit!

[www.phrases.org.uk image 210x214]

Those red lines, right there. You can put your toe up to that line but not cross it.

It's "toe" for fark's sake!

I'm on a Swype keyboard, the e and w are right next to each other. I proofread but I can't catch everything. I though i was doing good to get a link in there. D=

Well. You weren't doing good (unless you were feeding starving kids or something), you were doing well. You need an adverb to modify the verb "do."

/ducks

I love the 30 Rock line: "Superman does good. You're doing well."

Or Tom Lehrer: "It's the Old Dope Peddler, doing well by doing good."

Richelieu: Wikipedia wouldn't lie to us:

I don't mean to be obtuse, but how is the quote that followed in any way relevant?

I mean, it debunks the "swords" thing, but not the phrase or the lines or the fact that MPs would regularly shout in reference to the line.

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Jedekai: I'd be all for a Libertarian (which I am. Mostly.) News Channel...

...but it'd just feature four people staring, mouths agape at what The Fine And Upstanding Among Us (Whom We Put In Office) falls out of their mouths.

Then they'd slam their heads against their desks until unconscious.

but there's no T.V. in Libertarian paradise, i don't think... who finances that?

Few things here are more amusing than people mocking others for thinking.

"Ooooh, you think all different and shiat. Got some "new ideas" about how do get stuff, done, eh?.
Things have always been this way, and they're always gonna be this way. What's your fancy ass "third party " gonna do?!?" Dumbasses!"



/btw-how does Liberal Paradise and Conservative Paradise work? Figured they'd be a little closer by now what with all the time in charge.

libertarian ideas aren't new, they're outdated long ago shed bad ideas.

/spent a couple years in my 20s as a libertarian. just a phase.

halfof33: At the $500 donor level, you were placed on certain campaign distribution lists that included information not generally disclosed to the general public, which a media organization could monitor to determine if there was anything newsworthy.

I myself have used this same tactic in local elections, and would forward the Dear Valued Doner e-mails to my guy's campaign.

Of course I did not give $500 bucks.

That's the first thing *I* read into this. $500 is NOT a serious supporting donation for a guy with income like that.

This was just a trick to exploit access to their supporter broadcast emails to see if they released anything embarrassing. I don't care, it's a fairly honest trick. I'd do it if I were in reporting.

ThrobblefootSpectre: Corvus: You said you saw no conflict. But back peddle on what you said, I'll let you.

I don't see any conflict in my position. No backpeddling at all. :) Stop being so frustrated about it.


It's "PEDAL" Gottdammittallsomuch, the both of you!

WTF is wrong with Fark today? Is everybody illiterate?

ThrobblefootSpectre: Corvus: You said you saw no conflict. But back peddle on what you said, I'll let you.

I don't see any conflict in my position. No backpeddling at all. :) Stop being so frustrated about it.

Oh so you meant YOUR position not his?

If so shy the hell do you think we should care? You have a position nothing to do with his.

DROxINxTHExWIND: unexplained bacon: doubled99: So even though he supported Obama, he still can't criticize him or democrats in general?

Makes sense.

Hey, Libs and Cons, keep having your little pissing contest together while you both fark the whole country!

I love it when 'above it all' farkers show up to chastise the finger pointing and acrimony on the politics tab by acrimoniously pointing fingers.

Just quiet down and realize that he's better than you are because he's smart enough to see through the BS. We WISH we knew what he does, but I don't think we could take it if we did.


Libertarian ideals are so righteous I'd go mad if I were to attempt to understand them...I know, it's both the strength and downfall of libertarianism.

I think many people who post in these threads that later say it has no bearing on the actual stories itself are complete idiots. I find no conflict.

brap: Ever had the feeling you've been cheated?

No, but I think John Lydon has.

unexplained bacon: DROxINxTHExWIND: unexplained bacon: doubled99: So even though he supported Obama, he still can't criticize him or democrats in general?

Makes sense.

Hey, Libs and Cons, keep having your little pissing contest together while you both fark the whole country!

I love it when 'above it all' farkers show up to chastise the finger pointing and acrimony on the politics tab by acrimoniously pointing fingers.

Just quiet down and realize that he's better than you are because he's smart enough to see through the BS. We WISH we knew what he does, but I don't think we could take it if we did.


Libertarian ideals are so righteous I'd go mad if I were to attempt to understand them...I know, it's both the strength and downfall of libertarianism.

You go mad trying to understand them because they're just a degenerate mishmash of anarchist and left social ideas twisted to serve as attractive clothing for an authoritarian capitalist ideology. It's twisted-up bullshiat that is not intended to make any sense.

Relatively Obscure: So... What hilarity ensued?

It must be boring going through life without the intellectual capacity to see why this is funny.

mark12A: It's nice to see that Obama's landslide electoral victory hasn't changed Hannity's talking points.

It was *not* a "landslide"

Reagan/Mondale? Now that's some good landslide...

It was bigger than the projected landslide.

http://www.theblaze.com/stories/romney-landslide-here-are-the-biggest - names-predicting-it-how-it-will-happen/

/ ctrl-F for "landslide" = 4 returns in main article.

A Dark Evil Omen: unexplained bacon: DROxINxTHExWIND: unexplained bacon: doubled99: So even though he supported Obama, he still can't criticize him or democrats in general?

Makes sense.

Hey, Libs and Cons, keep having your little pissing contest together while you both fark the whole country!

I love it when 'above it all' farkers show up to chastise the finger pointing and acrimony on the politics tab by acrimoniously pointing fingers.

Just quiet down and realize that he's better than you are because he's smart enough to see through the BS. We WISH we knew what he does, but I don't think we could take it if we did.


Libertarian ideals are so righteous I'd go mad if I were to attempt to understand them...I know, it's both the strength and downfall of libertarianism.

You go mad trying to understand them because they're just a degenerate mishmash of anarchist and left social ideas twisted to serve as attractive clothing for an authoritarian capitalist ideology. It's twisted-up bullshiat that is not intended to make any sense.

back when I actually called myself a libertarian I was all about the broad view of the philosophy...live and let live sort of vibe. I really didn't go too deep for a while, after a year or two I had thought about it too much and wasn't too happy with the logical follow through on a lot of the ideas.

Libertarianism is like a corndog, it only seems like a good idea until you've started to digest it.

A Dark Evil Omen: You go mad trying to understand them because they're just a degenerate mishmash of anarchist and left social ideas twisted to serve as attractive clothing for an authoritarian capitalist ideology. It's twisted-up bullshiat that is not intended to make any sense.

It's just another idealistic system that sounds good on paper, but doesn't take human nature into account. It's a lot like communism in that way. It assumes everyone does their best and follows the rules. A very faulty basic assumption.

I'll say it again.

I really, really want to see one of the on-air personalities realize just what their life has turned into and then quit Fox News. Live. On air. Preferably with profanity involved.

Bonus points if it happens on Fox and Friends.

alabasterblack

Not that this isn't hilarious. But the form looks a little....faked?

If only there was a way to confirm it: http://images.nictusa.com/cgi-bin/fecimg/?12960032101

Deucednuisance: ThrobblefootSpectre: Corvus: You said you saw no conflict. But back peddle on what you said, I'll let you.

I don't see any conflict in my position. No backpeddling at all. :) Stop being so frustrated about it.


It's "PEDAL" Gottdammittallsomuch, the both of you!

WTF is wrong with Fark today? Is everybody illiterate?

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 500x381]

It's National Eggcorn Day.

mark12A: The rest of the MSM are overwhelmingly Democratic and give their contributions to the Democratic party,

[Citation needed]
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Deucednuisance: It's "PEDAL" Gottdammittallsomuch, the both of you!

There's no sense pouring over this thread looking for stuff like that. Their just typos, after all.

L.D. Ablo: [www.glittarazzi.com image 600x416]

Why is Obama punching Randall Skeffington?

Richelieu: Deucednuisance: It's "PEDAL" Gottdammittallsomuch, the both of you!

There's no sense pouring over this thread looking for stuff like that. Their just typos, after all.

Seriously, he knew what was meant, for all intensive purposes it's the same thing. Irregardless.

Ed Grubermann: born_yesterday: Ed Grubermann: Deucednuisance: ampoliros: you have to tow the company line

TOE, Goddamit!

[www.phrases.org.uk image 210x214]

Those red lines, right there. You can put your toe up to that line but not cross it.

It's "toe" for fark's sake!

Here! Here! *snicker*

Now THAT'S irony!

No, that's a joke, I say a joke, son!

This is irony

jst3p: Seriously, he knew what was meant, for all intensive purposes it's its the same thing. Irregardless.

Sorry, pet peeve.

Deucednuisance: WTF is wrong with Fark today? Is everybody illiterate?

For all intensive purposes, that's what happens hear everyday.

mark12A: Whoop-di-freakin'-do. The rest of the MSM are overwhelmingly Democratic and give their contributions to the Democratic party, as well as suppress stories unfavorable to their Obamessiah.

citation needed

LittleSmitty: lordjupiter: How farking hilarious is it that the Foxers STILL show up in every thread about how full of shiat Fox is and complain about the supposed "MSM" and how Fox is a shining beacon of truth?

Do they put mercury in Chik-fil-a or something?

Mercury AND Lead

The sweetness of the lead balances it out

Hey, say what you want about their politics, they got some damn good chicken sammiches.

Jesse Watters waited. The lights above him blinked and sparked out of the air. There were demoncrats in the White House. He didn't see them, but had expected them now for years. His warnings to the Amercian people were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway.
Jesse was a talking head for fourteen years. When he was young he watched the news and he said to dad "I want to be on the news daddy."
Dad said "No! You will BE KILL BY DEMONCRATS"
There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now in the studio of FOX he knew there were demonscrats.
"This is O'Reilly" the radio crackered. "You must fight the demoncrats!"
So Jesse gotted his microphone and blew up the minds.
"HE GOING TO KILL US" said the demoncrats
"I will yell at him" said the Obama and he fired the campaign missiles. John pundited at him and tried to blew him up. But then the ceiling fell and they were trapped and not able to kill.
"No! I must kill the demoncrats" he shouted
The radio said "No, Jesse. You are the demoncrats"
And then Jesse was a zombie.

mark12A: Obamessiah

*chug*

Richelieu: Deucednuisance: Those red lines, right there. You can put your toe up to that line but not cross it.

It's "toe" for fark's sake!

I agree that it's "toe", and sympathize with the depth of your angst at the incorrect "tow". But you are incorrect regarding the origin of the phrase.

Wikipedia wouldn't lie to us:
It is commonly and erroneously thought that its origins lie in the British House of Commons where sword-strapped members were instructed to stand behind lines that were two sword-lengths apart from their political rivals in order to restore decorum. However, there is no record of a time when Members of Parliament were allowed to bring swords into the Chamber. Historically, only the Serjeant at Arms carries a sword as a symbol of his role in Parliament. There are loops of pink ribbon in the Members' cloakroom for MPs to hang up their swords before entering the Chamber to this very day as a result of this rule. In fact, there were not any lines in the Chamber in the days that gentlemen carried swords.

The original assertion here is that "toe the line" derives from the existence of free-throw lines in the House of Commons, and that members may put their toe to the line but not cross it. The wiki disproves a different assertion - that the lines are two sword lengths apart and were a preventative measure to prevent bloodshed. Disproving assertion 2 does not disprove assertion 1.

/logic

Corvus: It wouldn't surprise me if half the people on Fox News-like Entertainment didn't believe the BS they say.

Bill O'Reilly said as much.

unexplained bacon: DROxINxTHExWIND: unexplained bacon: doubled99: So even though he supported Obama, he still can't criticize him or democrats in general?

Makes sense.

Hey, Libs and Cons, keep having your little pissing contest together while you both fark the whole country!

I love it when 'above it all' farkers show up to chastise the finger pointing and acrimony on the politics tab by acrimoniously pointing fingers.

Just quiet down and realize that he's better than you are because he's smart enough to see through the BS. We WISH we knew what he does, but I don't think we could take it if we did.


Libertarian ideals are so righteous I'd go mad if I were to attempt to understand them...I know, it's both the strength and downfall of libertarianism.

I agree, especially since both Neal Boortz and Bill Maher claim to be Libertarians adds to the confusion regarding the party's ideology. Listening to one guy you think they are derpy conservatives and when listening to the other you think they are flaming liberals.

Isn't this the guy who's notorious for stalking and harassing people with a camera crew?

RulerOfNone: LittleSmitty: lordjupiter: How farking hilarious is it that the Foxers STILL show up in every thread about how full of shiat Fox is and complain about the supposed "MSM" and how Fox is a shining beacon of truth?

Do they put mercury in Chik-fil-a or something?

Mercury AND Lead

The sweetness of the lead balances it out

Hey, say what you want about their politics, they got some damn good chicken sammiches.

True, minus the pickle. Who puts pickle on a chicken sammich.

BSABSVR: For all intensive purposes, that's what happens hear everyday.

When I saw this for the second time, I literally peed my pants from laughing.

What?

I'm not kidding, I wet myself.

And now I gotta go home on the Metro.

Thanks a lot, Fark.

Jerks.

Deucednuisance: BSABSVR: For all intensive purposes, that's what happens hear everyday.

When I saw this for the second time, I literally peed my pants from laughing.

What?

I'm not kidding, I wet myself.

And now I gotta go home on the Metro.

Thanks a lot, Fark.

Jerks.

*nelson_ha-ha.jpg*

I went to college with Jesse. Douchbaggery doesn't fade, apparently.

Hobodeluxe: Deucednuisance: BSABSVR: For all intensive purposes, that's what happens hear everyday.

When I saw this for the second time, I literally peed my pants from laughing.

What?

I'm not kidding, I wet myself.

And now I gotta go home on the Metro.

Thanks a lot, Fark.

Jerks.

*nelson_ha-ha.jpg*

Wait till he sees the company lion!

It's still real to me, dammit

This is actually not very surprising, considering what happened to me last week. I was going into the ER when this cop stopped me from getting to the door. He pointed up towards the roof and I saw a total stoner wearing nothing but bloodied, shredded bath towels. He was stitched up and wearing a bandage on his shoulder. I figured he was attacked by his cat after blowing smoke in its eyes one time too many and was hysterical because his insurance didn't cover his care, particularly since he kept screaming and babbling about Dr. Giggles taking his Obamacare. You can imagine my surprise when he dropped several Romney-Ryan 2012 stickers, wadded and matted with hair.

make me some tea: Of course. These people are actors.

And we're done. Of course they're actors. They're there to sell advertising, and controversy sells.

ChaoticLimbs: It's still real to me, dammit

OK, now we're done. :)

Deucednuisance: ampoliros: you have to tow the company line

TOE, Goddamit!

[www.phrases.org.uk image 210x214]

Those red lines, right there. You can put your toe up to that line but not cross it.

It's "toe" for fark's sake!

stupid toe boats with their stupid toe lines

A few points:

1) "....as long as there was Obamacare, gay marriage and abortion on demand." -- This is absolutely true. He says it in a negative and condescending way, but it's absolutely true. As a person who voted for President Obama, if he abandoned any of those issues I'd be irate.

2) I've quit a couple jobs over things I felt were morally incorrect. I once quit working a really nice gig at a health insurance company. The final straw was was when a peer of mine had his heart surgery canceled by the company the evening before he was supposed to go in and get it done. I believe they hit him with some sort of "per-existing condition" nonsense. I'd imagine at least half of the IT department walked out.

Anyway, the point I'm trying to get to is that it catches me off-guard to see someone sell out their personal principles and lack any sort of empathy for others because they want a nice paycheck. I can see turning a blind-eye to things from time to time, but there are some businesses and companies that you couldn't pay a million dollars to smile at 'em.

3) Most of the American television media news is conservative, most of the American television media entertainment is liberal, almost all of the American radio media is conservative, and newspapers are dying or dead ... so who really gives a shiat.

HellRaisingHoosier: 1) "....as long as there was Obamacare, gay marriage and abortion on demand." -- This is absolutely true. He says it in a negative and condescending way, but it's absolutely true. As a person who voted for President Obama, if he abandoned any of those issues I'd be irate.

The only thing I don't like about it is the "on demand" bit. It just conjures up images of patients telling their doctors what to do which I think crosses a line. I don't think you should be able to walk into a doctor's office and demand they perform a/an [medical procedure] on you.

aug3: Deucednuisance: ampoliros: you have to tow the company line

TOE, Goddamit!

[www.phrases.org.uk image 210x214]

Those red lines, right there. You can put your toe up to that line but not cross it.

It's "toe" for fark's sake!

stupid toe boats with their stupid toe lines
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Please tell me you're kidding... it's so hard to tell these days.

Tow, tow, tow that stick
Gently up your butt
Merrily, Merrily, Merrily, Merrily
Your mother is a slut

brap: Ever had the feeling you've been cheated?

This is why i love your posts

Spade: Seriously, O'Reilly, anti-gun farkwad that he is, is really a very smart guy. Harvard I believe. He could easily and honestly debate everybody on his show.

Yeah... See if you can find the video of him and Al Franken at the bookseller's convention. Bill came across as a whiny petulant child, and Franken made him look the shallow fool that he is. Effortlessly.

Hey! I resemble this remark!

LittleSmitty: RulerOfNone: LittleSmitty: lordjupiter: How farking hilarious is it that the Foxers STILL show up in every thread about how full of shiat Fox is and complain about the supposed "MSM" and how Fox is a shining beacon of truth?

Do they put mercury in Chik-fil-a or something?

Mercury AND Lead

The sweetness of the lead balances it out

Hey, say what you want about their politics, they got some damn good chicken sammiches.

True, minus the pickle. Who puts pickle on a chicken sammich.



Bigots.

Was that a trick question?

Deucednuisance: ampoliros: you have to tow the company line

TOE, Goddamit!

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Those red lines, right there. You can put your toe up to that line but not cross it.

It's "toe" for fark's sake!

"Tow" works too, for all intensive purposes.

an old timey Tug truck.

mark12A: Whoop-di-freakin'-do. The rest of the MSM are overwhelmingly Democratic and give their contributions to the Democratic party, as well as suppress stories unfavorable to their Obamessiah.

It is without question that Fox News is rightwing. And the entire rest of the media is in the tank for the Democrats. The fact that Fox News is dissident news drives the MSM batty. They *thought* they had total control of the media spin until Fox news showed up.


Fox News is the most viewed News network. They have three times the viewers of any other cable news channel. They literally ARE the mainstream media. Fox. They are not dissenters, they are the industrialized mainstream news organ of our time.

I'm not surprised. Clayton Morris, co-host of Fox and Friends on the weekends, is obviously a liberal if you've ever listened to his podcast Grizzly Bear Egg Cafe. Ed Henry, who came from CNN not long ago, is also obviously a liberal. And i'm sure there are tons more at Fox who secretly supports Democrats.

It's a paycheck. You do what you have to do. I worked for an ISP years ago and we knew we had a known pedophile (dude was all over the news) as a customer, and he called up for support. And i did my job. I didn't like it, but i did it.

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Obvious liberal plant is obvious.



Now that is one sexy lookin plant you got there.

All these people are bad actors? I'm shocked really.

namatad: I GUESS that someone could be donating the money in his name ... BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH

I believe that is illegal. Although I could see someone doing it.

mark12A: It's nice to see that Obama's landslide electoral victory hasn't changed Hannity's talking points.

It was *not* a "landslide"

Reagan/Mondale? Now that's some good landslide...

Gingrich seems to think 300-points is a landslide

LittleSmitty: RulerOfNone: LittleSmitty: lordjupiter: How farking hilarious is it that the Foxers STILL show up in every thread about how full of shiat Fox is and complain about the supposed "MSM" and how Fox is a shining beacon of truth?

Do they put mercury in Chik-fil-a or something?

Mercury AND Lead

The sweetness of the lead balances it out

Hey, say what you want about their politics, they got some damn good chicken sammiches.

True, minus the pickle. Who puts pickle on a chicken sammich.

I certainly don't. But I do always have butter on it. Wherever the hell that ends up.

Well, the Republicans are the ones filling Fox's pockets, sure, but the Democrats are the ones that keep the Republicans filling Fox's pockets. Democrats not in power or at least a viable threat = no more money.

This is not exactly unknown or hard to figure.

Jedekai: I'd be all for a Libertarian (which I am. Mostly.) News Channel...

...but it'd just feature four people staring, mouths agape at what The Fine And Upstanding Among Us (Whom We Put In Office) falls out of their mouths.

Then they'd slam their heads against their desks until unconscious.

And all the advertising would be for overpriced gold coins, 50 gallon barrels of soy, and one room cabins in Montana. That'll keep you in business!

doubled99: So even though he supported Obama, he still can't criticize him or democrats in general?

Makes sense.

Hey, Libs and Cons, keep having your little pissing contest together while you both fark the whole country!

Jesus. If he thinks Obama voters are brain dead, doesn't it sort of imply that he is not one of them?

MilesTeg: How about we pull the donation records for every reporter from every major news outlet and see where the majority of the donations went.

You don't even get why this is funny, do you?

what_now: Obama's reelection is the best possible thing that could happen to Fox personalities.

This. Nothing surprising here.