Just like all of Adams College started chanting Nerds! Nerds! Nerds! at the end, so too will the Fox harlots chant "Obama! Obama! Obama!"

max_pooper: Isitoveryet: Jedekai: I'd be all for a Libertarian (which I am. Mostly.) News Channel...

...but it'd just feature four people staring, mouths agape at what The Fine And Upstanding Among Us (Whom We Put In Office) falls out of their mouths.

Then they'd slam their heads against their desks until unconscious.

but there's no T.V. in Libertarian paradise, i don't think... who finances that?

In Libertarian paradise TV and radio are pretty much useless since there is no governmental agency to regulate frequencies.

No no, it would be "useful" in that you could tune in to 300 channels of 24/7 commercials for Monsanto, all broadcast from a trillion-watt transmitter that drowned everything else out and gave people cancer. The government would totally step in to settle the lawsuit between you and their army of bloodthirsty vampire lawyers and hired thugs! Minarchism!

monoski: unexplained bacon: mark12A: suppress stories unfavorable to their Obamessiah.

1) like? let's get some unfiltered truth up in here.

2) do you think that's why Mitt lost?

Bacon, why did you go and tell him Mitt lost? Mark12a was gearing up to go Mitt's inauguration, he gets his news from Fox and those polls told him it was a slam-dunk so he never bothered to follow up and find out who really won.

me and my big mouth...I hope all the infromed don't go Galt shrugging when they find out.

hey look guys! fox news reporters are so biased! oh, wait...

ThrobblefootSpectre: Corvus: ThrobblefootSpectre: Meh. I lean liberal, and consider a lot of liberals to be braindead partisan fungi. I see no conflict there.

How much did you give to the Obama campaign?


1 vote. Why?

So then it's a very different matter than this, isn't it? Saying you voted for someone and being someone who donated $500 shows a very different level of support.

sigdiamond2000: halfof33: At the $500 donor level, you were placed on certain campaign distribution lists that included information not generally disclosed to the general public

Do you think they let him watch The Whitey Tape?

They let me see it, why not you crackers

mark12A: It's nice to see that Obama's landslide electoral victory hasn't changed Hannity's talking points.

It was *not* a "landslide"

Reagan/Mondale? Now that's some good landslide...

xen0blue: hey look guys! fox news reporters are so biased! oh, wait...

It shows they have to tow the partisan line on fox no matter if they believe it to be true or not.

mark12A: It is without question that Fox News is rightwing. And the entire rest of the media is in the tank for the Democrats.

Since you watch Fox News so religiously, every other media outlet appears biased to you. It's an "afterbias" that only appears to Fox News viewers. They've spent so much time viewing the heavy Fox News bias that the rest of the world seems biased to them.

A similar thing happens if you stare too long at the color yellow. When you look away, the world appears blue. It's not that the world is actually blue, but just that you've spent too much time staring at yellow.

Try turning off Fox News for a couple of weeks and see if that changes your perspective.

I won't believe it until I see the long form donation record.

Silly muppets.

Corvus: So then it's a very different matter than this, isn't it? Saying you voted for someone and being someone who donated $500 shows a very different level of support.

Yes, I'm sure his donation was terrible evil and we should all whip ourselves into a frothy righteous rage, and all. Sure. But I'm still not seeing how that changes the fact that a lot of liberals are braindead partisan fungi, though.

unexplained bacon: 2) do you think that's why Mitt lost?

OF COURSE that's why Mitt lost! Do you think if the Media downplayed everything Obama did and played up everything Romney did that the country would have voted for Obama? He would have been shown a public ass on TV while Mitt would be decorated in gold and raised up under the song of angels, damned with the devil while Romney was elevated as the Holy Messiah in public theater. The voters would have fled from Obama and run to Romney.

We could have done the same for Gary Johnson or Ron Paul, made him win by a landslide.

This doesn't surprise me. Aside from their graphics department, these people are pretty smart and don't believe one iota of the dog shiat that comes out of their mouths. Do you think they watch Fox News when they get home from work? These people are watching BBC, listening to NPR or reading the New York Times. Honestly, what's more likely? That all of these people, many of whom have Ivy League educations, are retarded? Or that they are just evil greedy sellouts?

Deucednuisance: ampoliros: you have to tow the company line

TOE, Goddamit!

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Those red lines, right there. You can put your toe up to that line but not cross it.

It's "toe" for fark's sake!


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The lines were created to be two sword lengths apart. Now that's politics.

ThrobblefootSpectre: Corvus: So then it's a very different matter than this, isn't it? Saying you voted for someone and being someone who donated $500 shows a very different level of support.

Yes, I'm sure his donation was terrible evil and we should all whip ourselves into a frothy righteous rage, and all. Sure. But I'm still not seeing how that changes the fact that a lot of liberals are braindead partisan fungi, though.

I never said his donation was evil. You seem easily confused.

Did he say "a lot of liberals" I thought he was saying all liberals. You are a stupid zombie right? You agree with him, so why would anyone listen to you?

mark12A: Whoop-di-freakin'-do. The rest of the MSM are overwhelmingly Democratic and give their contributions to the Democratic party, as well as suppress stories unfavorable to their Obamessiah.

It is without question that Fox News is rightwing. And the entire rest of the media is in the tank for the Democrats. The fact that Fox News is dissident news drives the MSM batty. They *thought* they had total control of the media spin until Fox news showed up.



This is what Republicans actually believe!

unexplained bacon: A Dark Evil Omen: unexplained bacon: doubled99: So even though he supported Obama, he still can't criticize him or democrats in general?

Makes sense.

Hey, Libs and Cons, keep having your little pissing contest together while you both fark the whole country!

I love it when 'above it all' farkers show up to chastise the finger pointing and acrimony on the politics tab by acrimoniously pointing fingers.

And so often - so very often - the "above it all"-ness reduces to BSABSVR.

so very very often

I wonder why that is...seriously, why would that be?

couple theories:

-the 'above it alls' are actually just a variation of a fark independent (an embarrassed republican)



I would agree given that "Junior" tends to be on the Conservative side in just about every thread he pops up in. And I call him Junior because he comes of as one of those dumbass kids who act like they know everything but as soon as they reply, they show that they never know what they're talking about.

Not that this isn't hilarious. But the form looks a little....faked?

shroom: f Fox game him the money to make the contribution, or told him to make the contribution, they're committing a federal crime. Interesting suggestion.

C'mon, do you think that people are that dumb?

I paid my $25 bucks on my own, I'm sure this guy did too.

Corvus: You seem easily confused.

That opinion is mutual. :)

Weaver95: look, hating Obama is just his day job. off hours he likes the guy well enough to vote for him. or give him money anyways.

At times I wonder if many even at FOX hate Obama as much as they put on on TV. Certain characters sure.. but for more than a few, I think they probably secretly voted for Obama LOL.

xen0blue: hey look guys! fox news reporters are so biased! oh, wait...

Inside the mind of a fox viewer.

Reporter on fox calls Obama voters zombies during a typical Fox anti-Obama rant, but it turns out he donated generously to the Obama campaign.
What have you learned?

1) See? Fox really IS fair and balanced.
2) The reporter is saying things he doesn't actually believe to keep his job on Fox. aka being a liar for money.

if you chose 1, you've been infromed up the A

ThrobblefootSpectre: Corvus: You seem easily confused.

That opinion is mutual. :)

So you agree with this guy that you are a brainless zombie who follow Obama?

Do you agree or not?

hbk72777: Researcher: The average radio listener listens for eighteen minutes. The average Howard Stern fan listens for - are you ready for this? - an hour and twenty minutes.
Pig Vomit: How can that be?
Researcher: Answer most commonly given? "I want to see what he'll say next."
Pig Vomit: Okay, fine. But what about the people who hate Stern?
Researcher: Good point. The average Stern hater listens for two and a half hours a day.
Pig Vomit: But... if they hate him, why do they listen?
Researcher: Most common answer? "I want to see what he'll say next."

Now I know why FOX has the ratings it does

Pig Vomit: You know what you are FOX? You know what you are? You're the Antichrist.
FOX: What?!
Pig Vomit: That's what you are. You are the motherfarking Antichrist!

ThrobblefootSpectre: Corvus: You seem easily confused.

That opinion is mutual. :)

No you made an analogy to yourself and I showed you it was different and then you agreed it was different but still pretended it supported your point.

That's a pretty confused position to have.

factoryconnection: The "name" line is bothering me. It is in a larger font and also not listed IAW the form instructions (last, first, middle). It just looks altered. This seems to be a strange thing to fake, because what Fox personality didn't roast Obama supporters... why him? But it looks funny.

It's not altered. You can search for the filed form yourself here and find it.

UHC2005: Pig Vomit: You know what you are FOX? You know what you are? You're the Antichrist.
FOX: What?!
Pig Vomit: That's what you are. You are the motherfarking Antichrist!

If you look up the key aspects of the definition of antichrist, Glenn Beck fits it perfectly.

Funny as this is, who in the hell as the free time to track down this shait?

ampoliros: Deucednuisance: ampoliros: you have to tow the company line

TOE, Goddamit!

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Those red lines, right there. You can put your toe up to that line but not cross it.

It's "toe" for fark's sake!

I'm on a Swype keyboard, the e and w are right next to each other. I proofread but I can't catch everything. I though i was doing good to get a link in there. D=

Well. You weren't doing good (unless you were feeding starving kids or something), you were doing well. You need an adverb to modify the verb "do."

/ducks

How about we pull the donation records for every reporter from every major news outlet and see where the majority of the donations went.

dennysgod: Funny as this is, who in the hell as the free time to track down this shait?

Well there seems to be lots of people who have free time to debate about it here. And the person who found out probably actually gets paid for it as his job.

I Corvus: ThrobblefootSpectre: Corvus: You seem easily confused.

That opinion is mutual. :)

So you agree with this guy that you are a brainless zombie who follow Obama?

Do you agree or not?


You are very very confused. I simply said that I lean liberal and consider a lot of liberals braindead partisan fungi.

MilesTeg: How about we pull the donation records for every reporter from every major news outlet and see where the majority of the donations went.

That's not the point. The point is that he is being a paid shill. And I believe people do what you are asking already.

I think my favorite correction still has to be:

An item in the Extra Bases baseball notebook last Sunday misidentified, in some editions, the origin of the name Orcrist the Goblin Cleaver, which Mets pitcher R. A. Dickey gave one of his bats. Orcrist was not, as Dickey had said, the name of the sword used by Bilbo Baggins in the Misty Mountains in "The Hobbit"; Orcrist was the sword used by the dwarf Thorin Oakenshield in the book. (Bilbo Baggins's sword was called Sting.)

Also by the NY times.

ThrobblefootSpectre: I Corvus: ThrobblefootSpectre: Corvus: You seem easily confused.

That opinion is mutual. :)

So you agree with this guy that you are a brainless zombie who follow Obama?

Do you agree or not?


You are very very confused. I simply said that I lean liberal and consider a lot of liberals braindead partisan fungi.

Oh then Nice Story Bro since that has NOTHING to do with this. You before pretended it did have something to do with this.

I am glad you see it my way now.

Oh shoot! I think that's may be my first "wrong thread" post.

Spade: Seriously, O'Reilly, anti-gun farkwad that he is, is really a very smart guy. Harvard I believe. He could easily and honestly debate everybody on his show.

Is that the man who claimed that only religion could explain tides, science being helpless in the matter?

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Jedekai: I'd be all for a Libertarian (which I am. Mostly.) News Channel...

...but it'd just feature four people staring, mouths agape at what The Fine And Upstanding Among Us (Whom We Put In Office) falls out of their mouths.

Then they'd slam their heads against their desks until unconscious.

but there's no T.V. in Libertarian paradise, i don't think... who finances that?

Few things here are more amusing than people mocking others for thinking.

"Ooooh, you think all different and shiat. Got some "new ideas" about how do get stuff, done, eh?.
Things have always been this way, and they're always gonna be this way. What's your fancy ass "third party " gonna do?!?" Dumbasses!"



/btw-how does Liberal Paradise and Conservative Paradise work? Figured they'd be a little closer by now what with all the time in charge.

bluefoxicy: unexplained bacon: 2) do you think that's why Mitt lost?

OF COURSE that's why Mitt lost! Do you think if the Media downplayed everything Obama did and played up everything Romney did that the country would have voted for Obama? He would have been shown a public ass on TV while Mitt would be decorated in gold and raised up under the song of angels, damned with the devil while Romney was elevated as the Holy Messiah in public theater. The voters would have fled from Obama and run to Romney.

We could have done the same for Gary Johnson or Ron Paul, made him win by a landslide.

So in your opinion the media was pro-Obama and anti-Romney?

Wouldn't it be hilarious if it turned out you voted for Mitt?

ThrobblefootSpectre: I simply said that I lean liberal and consider a lot of liberals braindead partisan fungi.

Actually no you didn't:

ThrobblefootSpectre: Meh. I lean liberal, and consider a lot of liberals to be braindead partisan fungi. I see no conflict there.

You said you saw no conflict. But back peddle on what you said, I'll let you.