fiver5: Hahaha stupid hand wringing leftists never fail to amuse.
ItsJustJake: OK, but how do they fit into my list of things to worry about:1) Impending Asteroid Collision with Earth2) Global Warming3) The Next Big Earthquake of California4) The Next Big Wildfire of California5) The Next Big Rainstorm of California6) The Next Great Drought of California7) Alien Invasion8) Realizing That Aliens Are Already Among Us9) Next "Great Cross" Planetary Alignment Ripping Planet Apart10) Oil Prices11) Iraq12) 9/11, Part II13) Satan14) Antichrist15) Iran16) North Korea17) Chupacabra18) Genetically Modified Food Products19) Mega-Tsunami20) More Star Wars Prequels21) Next Rodney King22) Magma Death23) Bears24) Bee Rapture25) Black Holes26) Spider PlaguesAm I just out of date, or do I need to add something?
GRCooper: Think cell regeneration. *Never* aging. Only dying of non-aging related issues (accidents, uncured diseases). Being 25 years old *physically* forever.
hogans: I'm worried about the baggage retrieval system they've got at Heathrow.
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