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Leedav		2012-12-12 01:12:34 PM

27 votes:

Meanwhile, the search for facts at GOP headquarters continues....

uncleacid		2012-12-16 08:24:37 PM

16 votes:

A womans work is never dung

Harry Freakstorm		2012-12-16 09:16:48 PM

5 votes:

So the Pointy Haired Boss comes up to me and says "You should work smarter, not harder." Then, as he was leaving the work area, he stepped on a landmine the Kymer Rouge left behind. I told him that he should have "walked softer not harder" but he didn't laugh having been blown up.

Then, I got eight calls about the TPS cover sheets. Did you know they changed the covers on the weekly TPS reports again? How hard would it be to send out a stupid memo? I mean we got Lotus Notes but still, you can still send out a memo.

I heard the new boss is a cat. Sanjay said the cat went up to visit the branch manager and couldn't get back down. Really! Who hires a cat for management? They're mid supervisors at best.

I could quit this job anytime. I'm a certified brain surgeon. I just like being my own boss. Also, I'm out doors and I get to work with people and animals.

Looks like Plopsie is about to unload another batch. Do you want to process it or do inventory? Yeah. Id rather dig through elephant turds than do inventory.

stu1-1		2012-12-14 06:46:48 PM

5 votes:

"There's got to be a better way to remove the skins from these peanuts"

Alligator		2012-12-12 06:38:54 AM

4 votes:

The round, hard black ones are really tasty.

ox45tallboy		2012-12-17 01:10:50 AM

3 votes:

"Are you sure?"

"Of course I'm sure! I was wearing it when I brought the hay in yesterday, then I noticed it was gone when I put the basket back in the truck!"

"You're fiancee is going to kill you!"

"Shut up! I know! Just keep looking!"

/VE this time
//mods, please delete previous

Tyranicle		2012-12-16 09:45:37 PM

3 votes:

Welcome to the turd world.

Testiclaw		2012-12-16 08:31:11 PM

3 votes:

Iowa Straw-Poll counting continues.

Leedav		2012-12-16 04:22:18 PM

3 votes:

"This one says: 'the best way to stop a bad guy with a gun, is a good guy with a gun.'"

Reaperman		2012-12-16 09:59:00 PM

2 votes:

"So, I was like, there is a fly in my soup!"
"What did you do?"
"I sent it back of course. I mean, there is no way I am going to eat a bowl of soup that has a fly in it. That's disgusting!"
"Makes you wonder what else is in your food from these restaurants?"
"Yeah, I know - hey look here's another bean."

Lillya		2012-12-16 09:22:44 PM

2 votes:

Ha ha...just kidding. I didn't really eat your ring.

Harry Freakstorm		2012-12-16 09:04:07 PM

2 votes:

Should I be concerned that the elephant has his hind legs crossed.

No. He's just saving something for the second shift.

just passing through		2012-12-16 08:27:18 PM

2 votes:

Ok, Mike Rowe, you're on.

Balchinian		2012-12-16 08:05:04 PM

2 votes:

"Hey here's another one...What's brown and sounds like a bell?"

Ablejack		2012-12-17 02:22:47 AM

1 votes:

How much coffee do you think was harvested by these two girls, one cup?

TheMega		2012-12-17 02:09:44 AM

1 votes:

"This was a great idea... but, I really don't think there's enough peanuts in here to fool the kids into thinking these are Snickers bars. What do you think?"