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2012-12-12 06:38:54 AM  
The round, hard black ones are really tasty.
2012-12-12 01:12:34 PM  
Meanwhile, the search for facts at GOP headquarters continues....
2012-12-14 06:46:48 PM  
"There's got to be a better way to remove the skins from these peanuts"
2012-12-16 03:59:25 AM  
"Easy pickings."
2012-12-16 04:22:18 PM  
"This one says: 'the best way to stop a bad guy with a gun, is a good guy with a gun.'"
2012-12-16 08:05:04 PM  
"Hey here's another one...What's brown and sounds like a bell?"
2012-12-16 08:12:59 PM  
awwwww nuts!
2012-12-16 08:13:03 PM  
"It's not that bad of a job. I mean, I get to provide jobs to these two girls."
2012-12-16 08:16:49 PM  
"I have no complaints -- you should see what they have Karl Rove doing".
2012-12-16 08:18:00 PM  

"I hear the pay is better for people sifting through Bill O'Reilly's crap."

"Yea, but the bad part is you have to become a Politico Blogger."

2012-12-16 08:22:26 PM  
"Why doesn't Tarzan look for her wedding ring?"
2012-12-16 08:24:37 PM  
A womans work is never dung
2012-12-16 08:25:01 PM  
"If he wants to make sure he can pass them why doesn't he put them up his own butt?"
2012-12-16 08:27:18 PM  
Ok, Mike Rowe, you're on.
2012-12-16 08:31:11 PM  
Iowa Straw-Poll counting continues.
2012-12-16 08:38:10 PM  
This chocorate taste rike shiat.
2012-12-16 08:44:14 PM  
Elephant regurgitates hay field while women roll tobacco.
2012-12-16 08:58:08 PM  
I'm telling you they shiat gold.
Keep looking.
2012-12-16 09:04:07 PM  
Should I be concerned that the elephant has his hind legs crossed.

No. He's just saving something for the second shift.
2012-12-16 09:15:01 PM  
'I reaaallly have to pee, but those crazy biatches are already playing in my poo...'
2012-12-16 09:16:48 PM  
So the Pointy Haired Boss comes up to me and says "You should work smarter, not harder." Then, as he was leaving the work area, he stepped on a landmine the Kymer Rouge left behind. I told him that he should have "walked softer not harder" but he didn't laugh having been blown up.

Then, I got eight calls about the TPS cover sheets. Did you know they changed the covers on the weekly TPS reports again? How hard would it be to send out a stupid memo? I mean we got Lotus Notes but still, you can still send out a memo.

I heard the new boss is a cat. Sanjay said the cat went up to visit the branch manager and couldn't get back down. Really! Who hires a cat for management? They're mid supervisors at best.

I could quit this job anytime. I'm a certified brain surgeon. I just like being my own boss. Also, I'm out doors and I get to work with people and animals.

Looks like Plopsie is about to unload another batch. Do you want to process it or do inventory? Yeah. Id rather dig through elephant turds than do inventory.
2012-12-16 09:22:44 PM  
Ha ha...just kidding. I didn't really eat your ring.
2012-12-16 09:24:19 PM  
And I'm allergic to latex. FARK Bangladesh suck!
2012-12-16 09:26:01 PM  

just passing through: Ok, Mike Rowe, you're on.

Had a similar thought. Instead, will submit:

Really, people make coffee from this? No wonder tea is superior.
2012-12-16 09:28:19 PM  
If Jeffrey Immelt at GE thinks our system is so great, let him come and take our jerb.
2012-12-16 09:36:28 PM  
" Damn, I feel like I'm forgetting something. "
2012-12-16 09:44:28 PM  
" I'll bet they don't have to this if they have Total FARK "
2012-12-16 09:45:37 PM  
Welcome to the turd world.
2012-12-16 09:47:44 PM  
So when we add in the pasta and marinara sauce...delicious
2012-12-16 09:51:58 PM 

Sharing Is Caring - watch out below...

2012-12-16 09:53:17 PM  
" I know that none one in the room wants to talk about this ,
but if you think I'm picky . . .
try getting Greenlit on FARK. "
2012-12-16 09:56:08 PM  
We better pick all this up so we don't accidentally step in it
2012-12-16 09:56:23 PM  
ooOO "Once we add these to the ones we have from the pot at home."
2012-12-16 09:57:59 PM  
ooOO "Once we add these to the ones we have from the pot at home."
2012-12-16 09:59:00 PM  
"So, I was like, there is a fly in my soup!"
"What did you do?"
"I sent it back of course. I mean, there is no way I am going to eat a bowl of soup that has a fly in it. That's disgusting!"
"Makes you wonder what else is in your food from these restaurants?"
"Yeah, I know - hey look here's another bean."
2012-12-16 10:16:09 PM  
Less expensive then Kopi luwak, with tons more flavor.
2012-12-16 10:17:52 PM  
This job stinks and we don't get paid shiat.
2012-12-16 10:24:54 PM  
Less expensive than Kopi Luwak, with tons more flavor.
2012-12-16 10:25:06 PM  
"Oh! There's some lovely filth down here!"
2012-12-16 10:43:26 PM  
yeh yeh yeh i read in teh Newsweek. 'mericans pay $35.00/LB tey brew and drink. 'merican so farked up.
2012-12-16 11:05:13 PM  

TSA Agents were unaware that only the trunk was packed with straw.

2012-12-16 11:16:50 PM  

Oppa is Dungnam style

2012-12-16 11:35:24 PM  
he ruvs me, he ruvs me not
he ruvs me, he ruvs me not
he ruvs me, he ruvs me not
2012-12-16 11:37:09 PM  
Funny thing about corn.
2012-12-16 11:40:37 PM  
I would marry the first Farker who asks me
2012-12-17 12:16:53 AM  
It's groundskeeping! How hard can it be?
2012-12-17 01:03:28 AM  
Is that a rock?
2012-12-17 01:08:36 AM
"Are you sure?"

"Of course I'm sure! I was wearing it when I brought the hay in yesterday, then I noticed it was gone when I put the basket back in the truck!"

"You're fiancee is going to kill you!"

"Shut up! I know! Just keep looking!"

2012-12-17 01:10:50 AM

"Are you sure?"

"Of course I'm sure! I was wearing it when I brought the hay in yesterday, then I noticed it was gone when I put the basket back in the truck!"

"You're fiancee is going to kill you!"

"Shut up! I know! Just keep looking!"

/VE this time
//mods, please delete previous
2012-12-17 01:20:21 AM  
"are you sure this is how reincarnation works?"
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