The Stealth Hippopotamus: I fear babies more than I fear guns....
BronyMedic: Coolfusis: fark you, the founding fathers died for my right to own a howitzer! How dare you disrespect them like that?!DAMN YOU AND YOUR ARGUMENT ABOUT COOL ASS GUNS, SIR.THE FOUNDING FATHERS ACTUALLY INTENDED FOR YOU TO BE ABLE TO OWN A RYDER TRUCK, AND LARGE QUANTITIES OF ANNM WITHOUT QUESTION!AND THEY DEMANDED THAT EVERYONE HAVE THE RIGHT TO HAVE BEAR ARMS![fc04.deviantart.net image 850x703]
TwoHead: Coolfusis: Is this that thread where we're supposed to argue whether or not people should have guns when this guy didn't need one?/pro-gun//within reasonIf he'd had a couple of M18A1s trip wired to the front door those thugs would have never infiltrated the perimeter. Basic home protection every new father should have but since our Second Amendment rights have been trampled we have to defend our families hand to hand.
Coolfusis: Is this that thread where we're supposed to argue whether or not people should have guns when this guy didn't need one?/pro-gun//within reason
Coolfusis: fark you, the founding fathers died for my right to own a howitzer! How dare you disrespect them like that?!
eeyore102: kronicfeld: "We got guns." "I got a newborn." "We have a Hulk."[24.media.tumblr.com image 200x200]They have a Cave Troll.
santadog: What annoys me is the news is written like a poor novel. "Reed and Soto were enjoying precious hours of slumber after an exhausting week filled with the duties of caring for a newborn. The family dog, a Chihuahua mix named Pepe, dozed alongside them.""he first thing Reed recalls seeing was an unfamiliar person at the foot of his bed, flashing gold teeth and white eyes that in the darkness seemed to float, as though unattached to a human face."Come on.. just report the news.Oh wait.. Fark... alright.. I remember where I am now.
Lsherm: Reed, dazed and still in his underwear, toted the rifle around his yard as squad cars arrived. Pepe wandered outside and sniffed nervously at a fierce-looking police dog.Good Lord, if he was black we'd be reading an entirely different story. Like: then, for reasons unknown, the homeowner ran out into the yard and pointed a high powered assault rifle at officers, who had no choice but to shoot him 141 times in the back.
kronicfeld: "We got guns." "I got a newborn." "We have a Hulk."
BronyMedic: Coolfusis: Is this that thread where we're supposed to argue whether or not people should have guns when this guy didn't need one?/pro-gun//within reasonNo, it's where we get to hear arguments about how everyone should have the unrestricted right to own AK-75M16Mark4SOMOD3s With Laser Sights and 25mm Grenade Cannons slung under them. For no reason. Just cause. Maybe Obama will take away their rights, or something./pro-gun, as well.//The idea/argument that a bunch of weekend hunters who have 30-06s are going to stop the US Military in modern times is silly.
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