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(Time)   New research indicates beer is good for adults and children   (newsfeed.time.com) divider line 41
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2012-12-11 08:29:39 AM  
Besides the benefits against colds, beer's "been shown to increase bone density and reduce risk of heart disease, Alzheimer's and other types of dementia. Protein in hops will even make your hair and skin shinier."

That's why I like the Blue Pants Brewery. Less chance of dementia.
 
2012-12-11 08:53:43 AM  
I shall go home tonight and fight dementia with Delirium.
 
2012-12-11 10:42:22 AM  
So that's why I'm so healthy! I finally have SOMETHING to thank my parents for! Yee-haw
 
2012-12-11 11:53:03 AM  
Is Obvious tag hungover?
 
2012-12-11 11:55:29 AM  
Great, now we're going to get hop bombs in everything. Fark your bitterness I'm drinking whiskey
 
2012-12-11 11:56:01 AM  
"been shown to...reduce risk of Alzheimer's and other types of dementia"

Why then do I ALWAYS lose my pants when I drink too much of it?
 
2012-12-11 11:57:55 AM  
www.labbrewingco.com
Who hates heart disease?
 
2012-12-11 12:00:49 PM  
My dad used to come home every night, drink beer and beat the shiat out of me and my mom.

But it's all good because he was curing the common cold.
 
2012-12-11 12:00:52 PM  

megarian: Is Obvious tag hungover?


This is why I prefer weed. No hangover..

That being said, I am headed to Four Peaks Brewery on Friday for a little medicinal beer.


/love me some quality beer
//not hungover currently..
 
2012-12-11 12:02:11 PM  
yay beer!

/ has a cold, drank gin last night as treatment. it worked, didn't cough long enough to go to sleep.
// maybe tonight it should be beer.
 
2012-12-11 12:05:56 PM  
New research indicates beer is good for adults and children

In fact, it's how we get a lot of children. On the other hand, it also gets rid of a lot of adults, especially.
 
2012-12-11 12:09:12 PM  

the_celt: megarian: Is Obvious tag hungover?

This is why I prefer weed. No hangover..

That being said, I am headed to Four Peaks Brewery on Friday for a little medicinal beer.


/love me some quality beer
//not hungover currently..


I am extremely jealous. Extremely.

I love living in a state with really great beer.

/still prefers weed
 
2012-12-11 12:10:05 PM  
If daddy doesn't get a beer now someone else is going to cry.
 
2012-12-11 12:10:52 PM  
I need to forward this to my ex-gf. Always biatching at me for drinking beer. Guess who never gets sick??
THIS GUY!
 
2012-12-11 12:15:58 PM  
This story has already been posted...
 
2012-12-11 12:19:36 PM  

o'really: This story has already been posted...


This is true.

But, beer. So there's that.
 
2012-12-11 12:21:52 PM  
Unfortunately, a single can of beer doesn't contain enough humulone to make a difference, Jun Fuchimoto, a researcher for Sapporo, told AFP. You'd need to drink 30 12-oz. cans of beer in order for there to be any effect

Challenge Accepted!
 
2012-12-11 12:22:45 PM  

megarian: o'really: This story has already been posted...

This is true.

But, beer. So there's that.


This is good, but what is best in life?.
 
2012-12-11 12:23:37 PM  

o'really: This story has already been posted...


Yup, repeat. But has it been pointed out that dogs enjoy the benefits of beer, too?

/Just a half-cup makes mine smile, and relax.

//Judiciously applied, of course
 
2012-12-11 12:25:57 PM  

CygnusDarius: megarian: o'really: This story has already been posted...

This is true.

But, beer. So there's that.

This is good, but what is best in life?.


Magic beer.
 
2012-12-11 12:43:40 PM  
Funny. I heard an infomercial on the radio late night the other day talking about this stuff, and apparently some company is making a pill with the 30-can's worth distilled down into a vitamin.
 
2012-12-11 12:50:21 PM  

Wodan11: Funny. I heard an infomercial on the radio late night the other day talking about this stuff, and apparently some company is making a pill with the 30-can's worth distilled down into a vitamin.


Thanks, but I'll take one thirty for the team and do it the hard way.

/Beer. The cause of, and answer to, all of life's problems. -HJS
 
2012-12-11 12:55:29 PM  

CygnusDarius: megarian: o'really: This story has already been posted...

This is true.

But, beer. So there's that.

This is good, but what is best in life?.


To crush your beer cans, see them piled before you, and hear the lamentations of their brewers!
 
2012-12-11 12:55:59 PM  
i111.photobucket.com

"Hey, if it's a crime to encourage children to smoke and have sex drink beer, then lock me up."
 
2012-12-11 01:03:35 PM  
30 12 oz cans is just over 16 22 oz cans for those in a hurry to cure their cold. Child's play.
 
2012-12-11 01:06:14 PM  
Where's the Obvious tag? Is there any Farker who didn't know this was a fact?
 
2012-12-11 01:09:00 PM  

fisker: My dad used to come home every night, drink beer and beat the shiat out of me and my mom.

But it's all good because he was curing the common cold.


Beers don't beat people. People beat people.
 
2012-12-11 01:15:09 PM  

Smeggy Smurf: Great, now we're going to get hop bombs in everything. Fark your bitterness I'm drinking whiskey


Ugh. Whiskey is instant heartburn for me. And I generally don't like hop bombs, I like to taste my malts.

But hey, maybe I'll drink a few dozen IPAs the next time I get a cold.
 
2012-12-11 01:22:52 PM  

Wodan11: Funny. I heard an infomercial on the radio late night the other day talking about this stuff, and apparently some company is making a pill with the 30-can's worth distilled down into a vitamin.


That's about as much fun as weed pills without the high. I'd rather just deal with the cold.
 
2012-12-11 01:24:57 PM  

megarian: CygnusDarius: megarian: o'really: This story has already been posted...

This is true.

But, beer. So there's that.

This is good, but what is best in life?.

Magic beer.


Carn: CygnusDarius: megarian: o'really: This story has already been posted...

This is true.

But, beer. So there's that.

This is good, but what is best in life?.

To crush your beer cans, see them piled before you, and hear the lamentations of their brewers!


You two are awesome, and if I could, I'd buy you a beer.
 
2012-12-11 01:36:59 PM  

CygnusDarius: megarian: CygnusDarius: megarian: o'really: This story has already been posted...

This is true.

But, beer. So there's that.

This is good, but what is best in life?.

Magic beer.

Carn: CygnusDarius: megarian: o'really: This story has already been posted...

This is true.

But, beer. So there's that.

This is good, but what is best in life?.

To crush your beer cans, see them piled before you, and hear the lamentations of their brewers!

You two are awesome, and if I could, I'd buy you a beer.


Cheers!
 
2012-12-11 01:42:41 PM  
Damned if I'm sharing with the kids. They get into everything else. Stay the hell out of the keg, kids, it's mine.
 
2012-12-11 01:46:32 PM  

megarian: CygnusDarius: megarian: CygnusDarius: megarian: o'really: This story has already been posted...

This is true.

But, beer. So there's that.

This is good, but what is best in life?.

Magic beer.

Carn: CygnusDarius: megarian: o'really: This story has already been posted...

This is true.

But, beer. So there's that.

This is good, but what is best in life?.

To crush your beer cans, see them piled before you, and hear the lamentations of their brewers!

You two are awesome, and if I could, I'd buy you a beer.

Cheers!


*raises drinking horn*
 
2012-12-11 01:55:33 PM  
You know, we're having a little party in my office in 5 minutes with cake and all... but all I want to do is go home and work on keeping Alzheimer's away.
 
2012-12-11 02:06:34 PM  
The alarming number of people in this thread that somehow forgot that this article was already posted is likely proof that you all are developing Alzheimer's and need to drink more beer.
 
2012-12-11 02:09:37 PM  
http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beer_Street_and_Gin_Lane

Beer is awesome like that.
 
2012-12-11 02:11:14 PM  
Unfortunately, a single can of beer doesn't contain enough humulone to make a difference, Jun Fuchimoto, a researcher for Sapporo, told AFP. You'd need to drink 30 12-oz. cans of beer in order for there to be any effect

mysteriousuniverse.org
 
2012-12-11 04:08:52 PM  
children's beer

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2012-12-11 09:07:07 PM  
This is a much better excuse for substance abuse than taking meth because you have the flu.
 
2012-12-11 11:36:48 PM  
Read up on the history of beer consumption in the western world. Everybody from kids on up drank nothing but beer instead of water until the mid 1800's. It's a wonder we've progressed this far...
 
2012-12-11 11:44:53 PM  
well, it's a good thing I drink mostly hoppy beers.

I also still need to make me a hop pillow. MmmmMm sorachi ace pillow...
 
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