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(New York Daily News)   Overrated pop star's image to be placed on the cans of an overrated soda. This is not a repeat from 1984   (nydailynews.com ) divider line
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4826 clicks; posted to Business » on 11 Dec 2012 at 9:26 AM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2012-12-11 07:31:03 AM  
You have to admit, the lady has some nice cans.
 
2012-12-11 09:07:47 AM  
I was so hoping it would be Bieber on cans of liquefied, carbonated poutine.
 
2012-12-11 09:12:11 AM  
Pepsi sucks.
 
2012-12-11 09:35:44 AM  

Elvis_Bogart: You have to admit, the lady has some nice cans.


ru-crazy.com

Indeed.

quatchi: Pepsi sucks.


THIS.
 
2012-12-11 09:35:51 AM  
I'll still drink Coke Zero.

/With Bourbon.
//Sweet, sweet bourbon.
 
2012-12-11 09:42:44 AM  
Beyonce... She's lovely and sexy. I imagine she smells like a combination of sweet white peaches and coco butter....

/I'll be in my bunk
 
2012-12-11 09:43:48 AM  
Hopefully her hair doesn't catch on fire.
 
2012-12-11 09:46:47 AM  
This does nothing to change the fact their soda tastes like ass.
 
2012-12-11 09:47:10 AM  
One was burned by coke and one was burned by Pepsi.

//too obscure?
 
2012-12-11 09:49:51 AM  
No talent hack markets a no good beverage.

Drink up kids, plenty of insulin shots to go around!
 
2012-12-11 10:17:09 AM  

EbolaNYC: I imagine she smells like a combination of sweet white peaches and coco butter

and Jay Z.

Enjoy your bunk.
 
2012-12-11 10:20:09 AM  
I would wreck that woman, she is so hot.
 
2012-12-11 10:21:02 AM  
But wait - don't moves like this improve the taste of said product?
 
2012-12-11 10:25:56 AM  

H31N0US: EbolaNYC: I imagine she smells like a combination of sweet white peaches and coco butter and Jay Z.

Enjoy your bunk.


I will, I can block it out.
 
2012-12-11 10:27:24 AM  
Overrated pop soda star's image to be placed on the cans of an overrated soda coke. This is not a repeat from 1984 

FTFSubby
 
2012-12-11 10:57:45 AM  

EbolaNYC: H31N0US: EbolaNYC: I imagine she smells like a combination of sweet white peaches and coco butter and Jay Z.

Enjoy your bunk.

I will, I can block it out.


Rumor has it, Jay Z is hung like a 20 oz soda bottle.

Wait, I'm probably not helping.
 
2012-12-11 11:03:12 AM  
I came here to say there are no words to describe my utter dislike for Beyonce.
She's one of the most miserable, self-absorbed, egotistical people on the planet.

/don't really find her attractive, tbh
//inb4 knees too sharp, you must be gay, etc
 
2012-12-11 11:18:51 AM  
I swear to you people, Beyonce used to be a man!

I can't prove it yet, but I will not rest until that changes.
 
2012-12-11 11:29:59 AM  

tricycleracer: I'll still drink Coke Zero.

/With Bourbon.
//Sweet, sweet bourbon.


I'm JayBeezey and i approve this message...and getting drunk.
 
2012-12-11 11:49:59 AM  
static3.businessinsider.com

Subby must be a fan if they went all the way back to 1984.
 
2012-12-11 11:56:52 AM  
Wait, is this some "truth in advertising" thing where you have to put a picture on the can of what is actually in the can?
 
2012-12-11 12:06:42 PM  

DjangoStonereaver: Elvis_Bogart: You have to admit, the lady has some nice cans.

[ru-crazy.com image 468x688]

Indeed.

quatchi: Pepsi sucks.

THIS.


Just realized that, with the exception of bigger tits, she has the same body as Kim Kardashian.
 
2012-12-11 12:08:56 PM  

sure haven't: I came here to say there are no words to describe my utter dislike for Beyonce.
She's one of the most miserable, self-absorbed, egotistical people on the planet.

/don't really find her attractive, tbh
//inb4 knees too sharp, you must be gay, etc


Well, she is BFF with Gwenyth Paltrow so you might have something there.
 
2012-12-11 12:40:08 PM  
Nickelback on Mountain Dew cans?
 
2012-12-11 12:41:07 PM  
Using "overrated" in reference to art is idiotic. There are no metrics.
 
2012-12-11 12:44:27 PM  

Rapmaster2000: Using "overrated" in reference to art is idiotic. There are no metrics.


Ed McMahon disagrees. Wanna know how I know you've never watched Star Search?
 
2012-12-11 12:44:56 PM  

WhiskeySticks: Rapmaster2000: Using "overrated" in reference to art is idiotic. There are no metrics.

Ed McMahon disagrees. Wanna know how I know you've never watched Star Search?


Lucky me.
 
2012-12-11 01:38:32 PM  
I came in here to talk about how smokin hot Beyonce is and how awesome she seems in the few interviews and "candid" interactions I've heard about. And thank her for Single Ladies which, in addition to being a dreamy music video, definitely makes the girls go wild in the club when it comes on.

Not surprised that the first 15 posts have people calling her overrated and unattractive and miserable. She'd be on my list of 5 women I would meet if I had the chance, no question.

/not ashamed
 
2012-12-11 01:50:32 PM  

Electromax: I came in here to talk about how smokin hot Beyonce is and how awesome she seems in the few interviews and "candid" interactions I've heard about. And thank her for Single Ladies which, in addition to being a dreamy music video, definitely makes the girls go wild in the club when it comes on.

Not surprised that the first 15 posts have people calling her overrated and unattractive and miserable. She'd be on my list of 5 women I would meet if I had the chance, no question.

/not ashamed


I'm not a huge fan of her music but she's talented, hot, and seems rather down-to-Earth.
 
2012-12-11 02:10:59 PM  
I thought Beyonce was black?
 
2012-12-11 02:28:03 PM  

kvinesknows: I thought Beyonce was black?


Not in an economic sense.
 
2012-12-11 02:46:05 PM  
Who?
 
2012-12-11 02:56:34 PM  

majestic: DjangoStonereaver: Elvis_Bogart: You have to admit, the lady has some nice cans.

[ru-crazy.com image 468x688]

Indeed.

quatchi: Pepsi sucks.

THIS.

Just realized that, with the exception of bigger tits, she has the same body as Kim Kardashian.


Happily, no.
 
2012-12-11 03:05:59 PM  
Her biatchy egotistical behavior has always ruined it for me. Same with Madonna. They have some pretty decent pop tunes, and are brilliant marketers, sure, but never got any cash from me.

And with Beyonce, I'm not a fan of giant elephant thighs. Bigger butts can be fun, although I'd prefer it if those bigger butts aren't paired with blister-ridden friction thighs.

Oh, well. Whatever makes the world go around, I guess.
 
2012-12-11 03:30:48 PM  
Pepsi is awful, Beyonce sucks and Jay -Z is the biggest douchebag in music.
 
2012-12-11 03:33:25 PM  
I was honestly expecting it to be Lady Gaga and Monster.
 
2012-12-11 04:02:44 PM  
Won't this threaten her street cred?
 
2012-12-11 04:33:16 PM  

meanmutton: Electromax: I came in here to talk about how smokin hot Beyonce is and how awesome she seems in the few interviews and "candid" interactions I've heard about. And thank her for Single Ladies which, in addition to being a dreamy music video, definitely makes the girls go wild in the club when it comes on.

Not surprised that the first 15 posts have people calling her overrated and unattractive and miserable. She'd be on my list of 5 women I would meet if I had the chance, no question.

/not ashamed

I'm not a huge fan of her music but she's talented, hot, and seems rather down-to-Earth.


There's that ol' operative word.
It's media, all smoke and mirrors. She SEEMS down to earth because that's what continues her brand.
 
2012-12-11 06:20:41 PM  
Does anybody really care enough about soda for a particular brand to be classified as "overrated"? It's like saying a particular brand of glue-stick is overrated.
 
2012-12-11 06:36:04 PM  
Everything anybody could potentially like at some point, somewhere, sucks and I needed the Internet to know this

Know this.
 
2012-12-11 07:38:15 PM  

LouDobbsAwaaaay: Does anybody really care enough about soda for a particular brand to be classified as "overrated"? It's like saying a particular brand of glue-stick is overrated.


Yes, they do. Even though very few people can identify "their" soda in a blind tasting.
 
2012-12-12 01:05:52 AM  
She looks good for paying a Guatemalan illegal immigrant to be a surrogate "recently having a baby"
 
2012-12-12 01:30:32 AM  

89 Stick-Up Kid: Pepsi is awful, Beyonce sucks and Jay -Z is the biggest douchebag in music.


Diddy finally retired?
 
2012-12-12 02:01:30 AM  
upcoming retro promotion:

i31.photobucket.com

"If you like your Pepsi, you should pull the ring on it."
 
2012-12-12 02:06:07 AM  
Open a can of Coke and leave it sitting in the refrigerator for a day or two. That's sort of what a freshly opened Pepsi tastes like.
 
2012-12-12 05:59:39 AM  

quatchi: Pepsi sucks.


^^^^^^^^^^^^ This.
 
2012-12-12 06:55:54 AM  
This nation's dentists and endocrinologists thank you Pepsi.
 
2012-12-12 08:37:04 AM  
achewood.com
 
2012-12-12 02:52:04 PM  
Beyonce is a good looking lady. I'd use my cock on her.
 
2012-12-13 09:49:10 AM  

Hand Banana: Open a can of Coke and leave it sitting in the refrigerator for a day or two. That's sort of what a freshly opened Pepsi tastes like.


Only true morons can be fanboys of a product where 90% of the price is the advertisements that made them purchase it in the first place.
 
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