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(Mother Nature Network)   Although the Mayan Apocalypse is going to be rough on us all at first, in the big picture it will be great for medical research   (mnn.com) divider line 21
    More: Obvious, Mesoamerican Long Count calendar, Canadian Medical Association Journal, medical research, underground bunker, long count, University of Ottawa  
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2012-12-11 08:33:41 AM  
My dog will want steak.
 
2012-12-11 08:36:40 AM  
Reducing the world population and pushing the reset button on world politics will also be a nice change of pace.

Personally I hope I end up in one of the nicer parts of Fallout.
 
2012-12-11 08:37:04 AM  
"Oddly, despite censoring for major known sources of bias (e.g., astronauts currently aboard the International Space Station, as well as zombies, the undead, the Grateful Dead, Dungeons and Dragons players, men who have read Fifty Shades of Grey and other similar beings likely to be unaffected by the apocalypse), the obliteration group does not fall to 0," the researchers wrote. "We have dubbed this slow rise in the obliteration curve the 'zombie repopulation.'"


i call your bluff. NO MAN has ever read Fifty Shades of Grey

he'd just read the first page and start saying "gay" repeatedly
 
2012-12-11 08:40:58 AM  

Jon iz teh kewl: i call your bluff. NO MAN has ever read Fifty Shades of Grey

he'd just read the first page and start saying "gay" repeatedly


Hey. I managed to read the first sentence of the first book of Twilight. "My name is Stephanie Meyers. I never thought I'd f*ck a vampire...."
 
2012-12-11 08:50:20 AM  
I start call on the 21st.... come on apocalypse!!
 
2012-12-11 08:52:34 AM  
How fitting - the daycare is closed on the 21st... Now I know how the world ends..
 
2012-12-11 08:56:36 AM  

Public Savant: How fitting - the daycare is closed on the 21st... Now I know how the world ends..


he's like rush he can't stop thinking Big
 
2012-12-11 09:00:43 AM  
 
2012-12-11 09:00:53 AM  
Wth does "tongue-in-cheek" mean? I mean, I know it means they're kidding, but is that a thing? I want to indicate that I'm kidding you do I should poke my cheek hard enough with my tongue that it's externally visible?
 
2012-12-11 09:02:50 AM  
My wife is a GCP auditor, she should get a kick out of this. Thanks subby.
 
2012-12-11 09:25:05 AM  

ghall3: Reducing the world population and pushing the reset button on world politics will also be a nice change of pace.

Personally I hope I end up in one of the nicer parts of Fallout.


My luck i'll be living in Megaton when the kid from vault 101 takes the evil path.
 
2012-12-11 09:39:22 AM  
Maybe now I'll be able to get a parking spot.
 
2012-12-11 09:40:28 AM  
MMMMM... Zombie.

No worries, no bills, SO stops nagging.

SWEET
 
2012-12-11 09:46:31 AM  

ghall3: Reducing the world population and pushing the reset button on world politics will also be a nice change of pace.

Personally I hope I end up in one of the nicer parts of Fallout.


yeah, like a part that has cars. tired of all this damn walking
 
2012-12-11 09:48:57 AM  
So it's the 21st? I thought it was that and then someone told me it was the 12th.

I'm hoping for a big change.
 
2012-12-11 09:53:23 AM  
The Mayan apocalypse won't be from zombies, but from an asteroid strike. Those of us who aren't vaporized, or die in the global firestorm, will slowly freeze or starve to death.

Frankly, I'm hoping to be one of the lucky ones who are killed instantly.

/The Road did a good job describing how fun it will be for the "survivors"
 
2012-12-11 10:14:11 AM  
Well if it's zombies, they'll probably be lead by her:
t1.gstatic.com

You should see her in leather and boots.
 
2012-12-11 11:09:19 AM  
assets.amuniversal.com
 
2012-12-11 02:16:00 PM  
Only a couple more weeks of morons bringing up the imaginary Mayan Apocalypse which is neither Mayan or a predicted apocalypse.
 
2012-12-11 05:59:12 PM  

BigBooper: The Mayan apocalypse won't be from zombies, but from an asteroid strike. Those of us who aren't vaporized, or die in the global firestorm, will slowly freeze or starve to death.

Frankly, I'm hoping to be one of the lucky ones who are killed instantly.

/The Road did a good job describing how fun it will be for the "survivors"


Actually it's both. You see, the asteroid will hit a nuclear power plant, but then all the radiation will bring the employees back as zombies. Duh!

/end joke
 
2012-12-11 06:14:41 PM  

BigBooper: The Mayan apocalypse won't be from zombies, but from an asteroid strike.


Well then it's really out of date, on the order of 65 million years.
upload.wikimedia.org
/pretty goddamn geographically accurate, though
 
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