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2012-12-11 07:43:48 AM
13 votes:
No bullshiat, there I was six clicks south of the bombed out remains of a Wendy's when I realized it. We weren't going home, the Christmas Wars will never end. I blame the traitors. The secularists pushed their "Holiday War" agenda too far, sucking in the most vocal of all Christians, Kanye West. "Money talks, Jesus walks" he said before executing Santa on the steps of Capitol Hill. That was eight years ago. Christmas is mostly a legend now, nobody is alive that remembers time before the war. Except me. I remember hiding every year with my family as we tried to come up with methods of subversive deception. We'd make gingerbread 9/11s and sing carols by morse code. I even shaved a Crèche into my pubic hair. If we just had the fortitude to punch them in the mouth when we had the chance.
2012-12-10 11:49:59 PM
7 votes:
Theologian here. Want my take on the War on Christmas?

It's the panicked, flailing reaction of the Religious Right to the sudden realization that the US is celebrating a completely secular holiday in December -- one which could go by Christmas or "the holidays" or Snowflake Day or whatever. They had liked to believe that the country went insane as a sign of religious devotion. Now they see that what is celebrated as Christmas by most of the country is not the same holiday as the Christian Christmas.

Think of it like a child born on the 4th of July. Think of the tantrum he might throw the first time he realizes that the parade and the fireworks aren't for him. "No! They're doing it for ME because it's MY BIRTHDAY!" It's like that, only with more airtime.
2012-12-11 12:46:12 AM
6 votes:

ox45tallboy: Relatively Obscure: I couldn't say what the frequency was.

[www.blogcdn.com image 200x225]

/approves


enduringsense.com

/does not approve
2012-12-11 12:40:44 AM
5 votes:

ox45tallboy: Asa Phelps: I've never met an atheist who's been up in arms over "christmas".

Maybe a jehova's witness, but those guys don't even have birthdays of their own.

I'm an atheist, and I LOVE Christmas*. Family, gifts, vacation days from work, tons of great food, etc. Online shopping now removes the whole "braving retail stores during Christmas season" thing.

*With the possible exception of my neighbor's life-size singing Santa on their porch hooked up to a motion detector.


Does it move? What happens if you get an identical Santa and square it off with his?
2012-12-11 12:29:32 AM
5 votes:

Relatively Obscure: I couldn't say what the frequency was.


www.blogcdn.com


/approves
2012-12-11 10:25:31 AM
4 votes:

HypnozombieX: Come get some asshole


I really hope there was supposed to be a comma in there.
2012-12-11 09:30:13 AM
3 votes:

phaseolus: HindiDiscoMonster: I don't know how to break this to you... but I see quite a bit more Pagan decoration during Christmas than Christian... how come no Atheists attack those displays and demand the removal (from public lands) displays of Christmas trees, Santa, or other Pagan symbols... how come only Christians get the hate? Seems to me, you should attack the largest market - Pagan symbols.

Nobody worships Santa, you dolt.


Lawful evil dyslexics do.
2012-12-11 08:21:34 AM
3 votes:

Mose: Jorn the Younger: Nick Nostril: Jorn the Younger:

/If you have to add cool whip to distract from the flavor of your pumpkin pie, you're eating bad pie

It's all we can afford, so you can have my Cool hWhip when you pry it from my cold, dead, fat fingers.

If you can only afford bad tasting pie, why not make the pie instead? A small pumpkin hardly costs anything, and a decent vanilla ice cream only a few bucks (for in the pie, not on the pie), and pre-made pie crusts are like 2 for $1.50. There's a bit of seasonings and spices in it, sure, but I'd have to ask my lady what they are, as she does the actual making of the pie

Molasses is key. Only need a little if your squash of choice is naturally sweet. I usually make mine from my garden butternut squash.


Molasses...never tried that. The only thing I know about it was that I bought it on accident once and found out that it is, in fact, not the same thing as maple syrup.
2012-12-11 08:01:46 AM
3 votes:
i47.tinypic.com
2012-12-11 06:01:52 AM
3 votes:

giftedmadness: it's so funny that you libs actually believe that conservatives are racist. It's amusing.


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2012-12-10 11:41:45 PM
3 votes:
Since that's exactly what Jesus would do then it's good advice.
Ant
2012-12-11 10:58:04 AM
2 votes:

RobSeace: Let the Christians put up a display, and let the Jews, the Muslims, the Scientologists, the Wiccans, and the atheists put one up as well


No, not the Scientologists. Fark those guys.
2012-12-11 09:44:01 AM
2 votes:

Relatively Obscure: ox45tallboy: I submitted a TFD about it a week or so ago and the best suggestion I got was to reprogram the damn thing so it told dirty jokes. I went so far as to find the wiring scheme for one that looked just like it online, and had actually considered doing this.The following day they had turned off the motion detector, so now I'm wondering if my neighbor has TF, or possibly just realized how f*cking annoying that thing really is.

Nice. If I had those kind of skills, I'd have probably gone with uncomfortable Crazy Old Man style ranting, myself.



Use a bunch of MP3s of Uncle Ruckus' rants from "Boondocks."
2012-12-11 09:32:19 AM
2 votes:

Chariset: Theologian here. Want my take on the War on Christmas?

It's the panicked, flailing reaction of the Religious Right to the sudden realization that the US is celebrating a completely secular holiday in December -- one which could go by Christmas or "the holidays" or Snowflake Day or whatever. They had liked to believe that the country went insane as a sign of religious devotion. Now they see that what is celebrated as Christmas by most of the country is not the same holiday as the Christian Christmas.

Think of it like a child born on the 4th of July. Think of the tantrum he might throw the first time he realizes that the parade and the fireworks aren't for him. "No! They're doing it for ME because it's MY BIRTHDAY!" It's like that, only with more airtime.


My mother's facebook friend started a petition to keep Santa out of Christ's birthday. They're starting to eat their own.
2012-12-11 09:15:54 AM
2 votes:
Speaking as an atheist, I want a war on Christmas

Not Christmas Day- that's ok. I want a war on the goddamn Christmas season. I do not want to be assaulted with Christmas carols in August. I do not want Halloween decorations covered in tinsel. I do not want Thanksgiving (the best holiday of the year) to be turned into pre-black Friday sales. I am thoroughly sick of Christmas shopping and all the stress that entails.

No, I'm not merry, don't want to be merry, not going to be merry, and if you fuss at me about not saying "Merry Christmas" I'm going to jam that completely pagan Christmas tree so far up your ass you're going to cry pine needles.
2012-12-11 08:30:41 AM
2 votes:

Jon iz teh kewl: it's a Christmas tree, meaning gay. happy gaylidays!!


did any "xians" take the bait yet?

this should get them going:

doyner: Since that's exactly what Jesus would do then it's good advice.


skepticfreethought.com

trolololololol

/i trol u
2012-12-11 07:59:18 AM
2 votes:
but Christianity cleaned up the Pagan rituals so they aren't evil anymore. Jesus is magical like that
2012-12-11 02:53:59 AM
2 votes:

ox45tallboy: You sure the monks aren't sneaking a few in on everyone? I mean, they're the ones in charge of letting everyone know about the festivals, right?


So, pretty much the same as any other religion throughout time?
2012-12-11 02:27:21 AM
2 votes:
Can I agree that there's no war on Christmas, but still think that some atheists need a good punch in the mouth?

Is that a defensible point of view?
2012-12-11 02:10:32 AM
2 votes:
Actually, it's the war against Festivus, but no one notices.
2012-12-11 01:12:56 AM
2 votes:

Relatively Obscure: Nice. If I had those kind of skills, I'd have probably gone with uncomfortable Crazy Old Man style ranting, myself.


Honestly, the skills weren't the problem. Replacing a ROM chip would take about 10 minutes or so, and it's not that hard. I'm currently at my sister's house in semi-rural Alabama where everyone has guns and sneaking onto someone else's porch in the middle of the night, especially considering the number of other Christmas lights they have illuminating their yard, takes a good bit of thrill-seeking I find myself lacking as I've gotten older.
2012-12-11 12:39:02 AM
2 votes:

Asa Phelps: I've never met an atheist who's been up in arms over "christmas".

Maybe a jehova's witness, but those guys don't even have birthdays of their own.


I'm an atheist, and I LOVE Christmas*. Family, gifts, vacation days from work, tons of great food, etc. Online shopping now removes the whole "braving retail stores during Christmas season" thing.

*With the possible exception of my neighbor's life-size singing Santa on their porch hooked up to a motion detector.
2012-12-11 12:07:31 AM
2 votes:
Those are the cries of a wounded, cornered and dying animal. The Scary Black Guy got re-elected, they lost the culture war and will be irrelevant in another generation.
2012-12-11 12:04:07 AM
2 votes:
That led to a federal lawsuit and the United States Court of Appeals for the Sixth Circuit ruled earlier this year that Satawa could continue to display his creche.

Curious about that one. So they got their way and the nativity is allowed to remain yet they're STILL pissed? Talk about sore winners.

And as Jon Stewart said the other night (paraphrasing): "If there's a war on Christmas, Christmas is winning because it's started EATING OTHER HOLIDAYS."
2012-12-13 12:08:34 AM
1 votes:

Frederick: I drove by a church this morning, they were displaying a nice nativity scene, and I thought to myself; "they're doing it right".


Well, apart from the whole "graven images" part.
2012-12-11 04:22:13 PM
1 votes:
i.imgur.com
2012-12-11 02:40:36 PM
1 votes:
I have a theory about conservatives. I know it's only a theory, but more and more the evidence seems to support the theory.

Conservatives are shallow, mean people.

That is my theory.
2012-12-11 01:16:34 PM
1 votes:

I drunk what: you want me to reach through the internet-monitor and punch you in the face slap you?

cause i will! didn't you RTFA?TFT?


lh5.googleusercontent.com

Hah! I've got an anti-punch/slap firewall in place on my Intertubes connection!
2012-12-11 01:09:46 PM
1 votes:
i512.photobucket.com
2012-12-11 01:09:29 PM
1 votes:
African American is a religion
2012-12-11 01:00:53 PM
1 votes:

I drunk what: RobSeace: supposedly religious people do...

btw who are these people, i keep hearing about??

who is supposing???


I suppose I should've said "self-identified" or "people who claim to be religious"...

even most xians i talk to these days are, "spiritual but not religious"

I assume by that they probably just mean they don't go to church, and avoid all the other trappings of organized religion? But, if you claim to be a Christian, I'm going to call you religious, since you claim to be a member of a specific religion, regardless of how hard-core about it you are...

/and use crystal healing...etc..
//wish i was kidding


Well, once you start accepting certain kinds of magic and miracles are possible, it becomes easier to accept other similarly ridiculous stuff...

/Sorry, I couldn't resist... ;-)
2012-12-11 01:00:52 PM
1 votes:

someonelse: letrole: Atheism is a Religion

Velveeta is cheese


Well, technically it's processed cheese food product. It relates to actual cheese the same way religion relates to actual spirituality, in my experience.

Both go well with Triscuits.
2012-12-11 12:59:14 PM
1 votes:

Valiente: letrole: Atheism is a Religion

You need to bait that hook with more than the Holy Ghost, dude.


Atheism is the best MMO.
2012-12-11 12:58:07 PM
1 votes:

letrole: Atheism is a Religion


You need to bait that hook with more than the Holy Ghost, dude.
2012-12-11 12:52:05 PM
1 votes:

letrole: Atheism is a Religion


Velveeta is cheese
2012-12-11 12:40:43 PM
1 votes:

SovietCanuckistan: Way to incur the Wrath of Zeus athiests. Lightning bolts for stocking stuffers.


If there were more smitings, I'd consider becoming a believer. We can start with all religions hypocrites.
2012-12-11 12:28:36 PM
1 votes:

Cythraul: [s3.amazonaws.com image 324x269]


Seems to me like the people that worship that muscle-bound "warrior Jesus" would fit in better with the Norse pagan crowd....
2012-12-11 12:14:55 PM
1 votes:
Way to incur the Wrath of Zeus athiests. Lightning bolts for stocking stuffers.
2012-12-11 11:50:59 AM
1 votes:

The Why Not Guy: Let's combine the different branches of this thread and call for people to hit atheists in the mouth with Cool-Whip pies.

 

www.foodrepublic.com
2012-12-11 11:13:43 AM
1 votes:

RobSeace: StrangeQ: RobSeace: To suggest ignoring him is just a sign of a weak mind...

How so? It's like putting people like Bevets on ignore. There's no point in arguing with them or even trying to have a discussion because they are just going to post the same copypasta and ignore all rational arguments. Better to simply ignore them and let them talk to themselves over in the corner.

IDW doesn't just blindly copy+paste a la Bevets... I can almost understand putting Bevets on ignore, since he's more akin to a spam-bot than a human being most of the time... (Though, I haven't seen him around in a long time, anyway...) But, IDW seems to actually respond personally to all arguments... He may not respond rationally, he may respond with arguments that seem baffling and incomprehensible, he may not concede defeat, and he may respond with insults and mockery, but he generally always responds with his own words at least, and not just a series of quotes from random people and links to some other website... He's a real person, not just a troll or spam-bot... If by "ignore him", you just mean exercise self-restraint and not respond to his posts, then fine... Indeed, there's nothing wrong with that... But, if you mean put him on your ignore list, so you don't even need to see his posts anymore, that seems to indicate some issues of your own... And, to further need to exhort everyone else to do the same, and/or complain when anyone else chooses to actually respond to him, definitely indicates issues of your own... Not all of us have grown tired of arguing with the guy yet... Just because you haven't been able to get through to him in the past, don't deny us the opportunity to try... One day, I may grow weary of arguing with him as well, but you can be assured I won't put him on ignore, and will still read his continuing arguments with everyone else, anyway... I like to be exposed to opposing arguments, even if I find them wrongheaded and incorrect... If nothing else, they let me bolster my own internal beliefs by constructing arguments against them; I need not necessarily convince him or anyone else, only myself...


I'm not sure, but i don't think that is allowed here... you might get banned.
2012-12-11 11:06:42 AM
1 votes:

Ant: RobSeace: Let the Christians put up a display, and let the Jews, the Muslims, the Scientologists, the Wiccans, and the atheists put one up as well

No, not the Scientologists. Fark those guys.


And the Dutch. To hell with them, too.
2012-12-11 10:59:32 AM
1 votes:

HindiDiscoMonster: someonelse: jso2897: I only hear about these "angry atheists" on the Internet - I don't know any in real life.

I believe they exist mainly in an alternate universe, along with militant man-hating feminists, Cadillac-driving welfare queens, those hippies who spit on returning Vietnam vets, and unicorns. It's the place where all our lost socks from the laundry go.

What i think is clever is how you can simply ignore reality where those types of Atheists have posted in the very thread in which your comment is in.

/Atheist Bubble?


Not in this thread. I saw a lot of atheists with contempt for religion. I saw a lot of atheists that love the holiday season. I saw a lot of atheists that are fine with holiday displays, so long as other faiths(or lack thereof) are permitted. But I didn't see a single one advocating the outlawry of religion, or the suggestion that we should sweep faithies out to sea with fire and sword.(amusing as I find it to think about in idle moments).

/Hindu bubble?
2012-12-11 10:58:26 AM
1 votes:

someonelse: We've seen numerous examples of efforts to inject religion into public life. I'd like you to provide one example of an effort to abolish religion. Not limit it, but actually abolish it.


A little thing called the USSR. They didn't shut the churches down, but they damned sure persecuted them and you could not be a member of the Communist Party if you were a practicing Christian or a Jew. American new atheists cannot accomplish this task here, though I have read right here on Fark rants by several of them who have this as a goal.

Just so everyone knows, I am not a Christian. I was raised one, but like so many people, education made me to first question and finally reject. I am agnostic. And I believe that we may criticize others as misguided, but we have no right to attempt to persecute them for holding different beliefs. This used to be one of the central ideas of American socio-political thought, but in recent years, too many have become ignorant of this or outright reject it. On the right, these people call themselves "patriots," while on the left "free-thinkers." None of them are either.
2012-12-11 10:48:00 AM
1 votes:

jso2897: I only hear about these "angry atheists" on the Internet - I don't know any in real life.


I believe they exist mainly in an alternate universe, along with militant man-hating feminists, Cadillac-driving welfare queens, those hippies who spit on returning Vietnam vets, and unicorns. It's the place where all our lost socks from the laundry go.
2012-12-11 10:16:01 AM
1 votes:

RobSeace: I drunk what: RobSeace: and of the remaining 5%, the vast majority deliberately choose not to follow what he said anyway?

that's 101%??!?!!

?? Joke or math fail?

give some examples of this majority, and what they are failing to follow

Well, for example, take this guy suggesting violence in the name of Christ... Seems a pretty clear failure to get Jesus' message of peace and love, doesn't it?

He may not represent the majority of Christians, but him and others like him sure do seem to represent the loud public face of your religion, at least...

RobSeace: Even us atheists generally dig what Jesus had to say about most things

95% of them have no idea what Christ even said, and of the remaining 5%, they uninamimously deliberately choose not to follow what he said anyway

I think a lot of us end up "following" at least some of what he said, without even trying, just because it's generally good advice...

RobSeace: It's his pissed off dad's rantings we don't much care for

such as?

Pretty much all of them... His insecure demand to be worshipped all the time is pretty disgusting... His silly calls for animal sacrifice is primitive and barbaric... His ridiculous dietary restrictions on people are laughable... His commanding that people should be put to death for trivial "sins" is outrageous and unjust... Nearly everything he supposedly said and did is reprehensible and unworthy of the slightest respect, let alone worship... His son, on the other hand, seemed a whole lot mellower and cool...


Not to mention the whole bears thing just for making fun of a bald guy. Sheesh! Dude is a dick.
2012-12-11 10:10:04 AM
1 votes:
i208.photobucket.com
2012-12-11 09:38:42 AM
1 votes:
"Grinchbongo is destroying Christmas!"

"There are 48 Christmas trees in the White House."

"What a waste of taxpayer money!"

"Dafuq?"
2012-12-11 09:37:53 AM
1 votes:

I drunk what: I bet, somewhere in this thread Raharu will post a prepared disclaimer originally authored by Ishkur, a farker with such charisma that his cult followers blindly do his ministry for him, designed to protect all precious snowflakes within the Idiot Brigade from original thought and (heaven forbid) any dissenting viewpoints :o


Brilliant! You predicted THE PAST!
2012-12-11 09:36:16 AM
1 votes:

RobSeace: IDW is many things: annoying, frustrating, tenacious, stubborn, irrational, even crazy at times... But, to call him a troll is wrong... To suggest ignoring him is just a sign of a weak mind... He likes to argue, that's all... I wish he didn't delight so much in pushing people's buttons and inciting them to anger so often, but oh well... We all have our faults... Still, I think he contributes more to discussions than bullshiat like this ranting against him does..


www.theamericanbookofthedead.com

now you farked up
2012-12-11 09:20:23 AM
1 votes:
Wow BamBam is branching out! I usually only see Barber in terms of his anti-gay spew.

I'm not one to USUALLY go with the "he's like this because he's really a self-hating gay man", but in Matt's case, it's kinda obvious (OK more than "kinda"). All of the postured aggression belies the lingering understanding that if he WERE to "take on" someone they might actually over-power him, and he would be "forced" to succumb to them. Watching him, you get the impression what Barber REALLY wants is to be tied up and gang banged by hairy bears, bikers, and other "real men" hearing them chant "The power of cock compels you!" until he can no longer hold back and releases his demons in a cathartic explosion of repressed energy.

Of course he'd never admit to it, but Brian Brown faps to this VERY SAME fantasy.
2012-12-11 09:20:09 AM
1 votes:
The most violent acts this mouth-breather's ever committed have been inflicted upon the Golden Corral's inventory.
2012-12-11 08:48:16 AM
1 votes:
I get very upset when I see a Frosty the Snowman wearing any kind of headgear besides a silk top hat. Outrageous displays like this should be banned! Or at least there should be a public haberdashery fund created to stop the madness.
2012-12-11 08:47:52 AM
1 votes:
Church League Softball Fistfight?
2012-12-11 08:46:07 AM
1 votes:

Jorn the Younger:
/If you have to add cool whip to distract from the flavor of your pumpkin pie, you're eating bad pie


If you think cool whip as a distraction, you don't understand good food.
2012-12-11 08:39:37 AM
1 votes:

Relatively Obscure: GAT_00: I'm still trying to decide which login you were using before the election. Never saw you post before two weeks or so ago, and a whole bunch haven't showed since November 6th.

He was around before the election. I couldn't say what the frequency was.


You should ask Kenneth.
2012-12-11 08:35:46 AM
1 votes:
What? It's Christmas? I love in Phoenix, so who the fark can tell. whoopdee
2012-12-11 08:30:00 AM
1 votes:

RobSeace: Nativity scenes, not so much... (Not that anyone should still have a problem with their display, either...)


I have a problem with them simply because they endorse superstitious thought which is nothing but counterproductive. Celebrate the return of light anbd all things green all you want (because let's face it, nobody gets excited about being in darkness for 14 hours out of the day), but drop the farcical magical nonsense; we'll all be better for it.
2012-12-11 08:20:45 AM
1 votes:

somedude210: ox45tallboy: hubiestubert: I am a Buddhist who enjoys the Christmas season.

This sort of asshat does a lot more damage to the spirit of the season.

Honest question, do Buddhists celebrate any Buddhist holidays?

as a Buddhist, hell if I know. I think we celebrate Tet


That's Offensive.
2012-12-11 08:17:01 AM
1 votes:
Color me another atheist that likes the holidays. But also one that is fully behind the idea that if jesusy ppl get to put up holiday displays on publicly owned land, so can everyone else. Period.

I personally dream of a day(I probably won't live to see), when Christianity(and the rest of abrahamic, revealed truth desert religions) are talked about the same way we talk about Zeus and Thor. Fantasies of a primitive people in a primitive time. I look forward to belief in Jesus being as ridiculous a proposition as prostrating yourself to Poseidon.

Stop poisoning humanity with the taint of your horrible chalcolithic sky shamanism.

But all that aside, go Christmas. Loving the lights this year, more ppl moving to LEDs.
2012-12-11 08:06:41 AM
1 votes:
s3.amazonaws.com
2012-12-11 08:02:38 AM
1 votes:
Onward, Christian Douchebags!
2012-12-11 07:59:28 AM
1 votes:
My Jesus was born on the 4th of July.
2012-12-11 07:37:22 AM
1 votes:
I am all for punching atheists in the mouth....if they get to punch christians in the cock. It might cut down a bit on the altar boy molestations.

Meanwhile, those of us who sit nicely in the middle can buy tickets to the atheist/christian mouth/cock punch-off.
2012-12-11 07:24:54 AM
1 votes:

giftedmadness: it's so funny that you libs actually believe that conservatives are racist. It's amusing.


Now, where would we have gotten that idea?

files.abovetopsecret.com

25.media.tumblr.com

www.theawl.com
2012-12-11 03:16:11 AM
1 votes:

Relatively Obscure: Okay, I dunno about the perfumed water specifically. But "no, seriously, leave your sacrificed food animals here and they'll totally get eaten" or "hey, leave gifts or money here and we'll ship it straight to the bosses" has been around, I imagine, since folks were still chilling in caves.


Or at least as long as the first guy got the idea of speaking to the gods and telling everyone else he couldn't work because work interfered with his communications with the gods, and the gods demanded that the people treat their servant well, and only offer the best of the flock and finest of the harvest, and I'll need a nice comfy chair, it's so tiring speaking to the gods you know, and while you're at a nice cup of Chateau Eau Vale '08 BCE would go wonderfully with this broiled venison au poivre, and better make it in a gold cup, wouldn't want the gods to think you were holding out on them, they know about that sort of thing, mind you!
2012-12-11 02:03:32 AM
1 votes:

Sgt Otter: [img.photobucket.com image 442x448]

Et tu, Papa Bear?


Perfect for Kwanzaa!
2012-12-11 01:59:35 AM
1 votes:
img.photobucket.com

Et tu, Papa Bear?
2012-12-11 12:25:09 AM
1 votes:
Guy wanting to impose his religion on others through their own government while saying people should be punched in the face for standing up for freedom of religion (FTFA): "You know, what do you do with a bully?" he explained. "If a bully keeps getting his way and intimidating kids on the playground and nobody stands up for themselves then the bully is encouraged and emboldened and continues to bully more and more people. But when a little kid is being bullied and he turns around and punches the bully in the mouth - metaphorically speaking, of course - then the bully is oftentimes proven to be a paper tiger."

Apparently, this guy wouldn't recognize himself in a mirror.
2012-12-11 12:20:05 AM
1 votes:

giftedmadness: it's so funny that you libs actually believe that conservatives are racist. It's amusing.


Well, I guess you're right. Conservatives being racist isn't funny. More like sad.
2012-12-11 12:18:50 AM
1 votes:

giftedmadness: L.D. Ablo: Those are the cries of a wounded, cornered and dying animal. The Scary Black Guy got re-elected, they lost the culture war and will be irrelevant in another generation.

it's so funny that you libs actually believe that conservatives are racist. It's amusing.


I'm still trying to decide which login you were using before the election. Never saw you post before two weeks or so ago, and a whole bunch haven't showed since November 6th.
2012-12-11 12:11:11 AM
1 votes:

L.D. Ablo: Those are the cries of a wounded, cornered and dying animal. The Scary Black Guy got re-elected, they lost the culture war and will be irrelevant in another generation.


it's so funny that you libs actually believe that conservatives are racist. It's amusing.
2012-12-11 12:03:26 AM
1 votes:
Hey, looks like we finally found someone engaged in an actual Christmas War.
2012-12-10 11:52:36 PM
1 votes:
You first, badass.
2012-12-10 11:49:13 PM
1 votes:
Meh. He was just saying that he thinks we atheists are all being big meanie-heads and we should be stood up to. I don't really believe he meant "literally punch them in the mouth." I do believe he's kind of an idiot, though.
2012-12-10 11:47:47 PM
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The war on Xmas is all in some peoples tiny, deluded minds
 
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